* Posts by phuzz

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Internet Explorer 11 limps to the end of Windows 10 road

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We have an old laptop, which lives in the server room, and has a battery life of <10s, and which has all the old software for talking to UPS's, network switches, iLO's etc.

It's a piece of shit, but it's staying until we get to retire the very last of the kit that relies on it.

France levels up local video game slang with list of French terms to replace foreign words

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Re: Now that is a fine example of administrative busybodies

As far as I can tell, the Quebecois try and remove every English word from their language, rendering it comic or indecipherable to French speakers.

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Re: "French guy here"

English isn't a language!

It's at least three languages in a trenchcoat.

Capita to see wave of UK government contracts come to an end by 2025

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Re: Ahh the talented government

I guess in a Communist country it's all technically "our money". Maybe that's what OP meant?

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Sick of Windows but can't afford a Mac? Consult our cynic's guide to desktop Linux

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Re: choose how the OS will annoy you

Not sure you deserve those downvotes, unless people are taking exception to the word "quality".

For most people, the question they ask about a new OS is "can I run xyz?", and with Linux the answer is usually "well, x runs fine, there's v instead of y but it works identically, however instead of z you'll have to use s which does similar stuff but in a completely different way".

Personally I enjoy learning new software, but most people do not.

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Re: Home workhorse

I wouldn't spec a laptop/desktop with less than 8GB of RAM these days with any OS.

Not because of OS bloat, but because 4GB isn't enough RAM to fit an OS and a modern web browser (connecting to modern websites).

I'm right in the middle of a project upgrading a whole bunch of desktops that were quite happily running Linux Mint on 4GB of RAM to 8GB purely because the users are having to access more 'responsive' websites (which are anything but).

Or I suppose I could run a different web browser which isn't compatible with those sites, that's not really a solution in a business though.

Keeping your head as an entire database goes pear-shaped

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A good explanation of this is "Smashing The Stack For Fun And Profit" from Phrack 49.

The technical details are slightly outdated (it's from 1996), but the basic concepts are as relevant as ever.

Beijing needs the ability to 'destroy' Starlink, say Chinese researchers

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I'm going to guess that whatever the US special forces use is probably bloody expensive. Starlink+cellphone gives the Ukrainians some of the capabilities at a far lower cost, so they can equip far more people with it.

As Stalin may have said; "Quantity has a quality all of it's own".

When management went nuclear on an innocent software engineer

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Re: Don’t know about you

As part of the interview process for anyone working there, they should leave the candidate in a room, next to button that says "Do Not Press" on it.

If they don't press the button you can move onto the next stage of the interview.

Beware the fury of a database developer torn from tables and SQL

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Re: Just a quick question.

According to my French friends, the Canadians can't actually speak French.

One friend even pretended to be Spanish, so that she wouldn't get dragged into conversations in 'French'.

They do love being snobby about their language :)

Repairability champ Framework's modular laptop gets a speed boost

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Re: Terminals

They publish basic designs for a desktop case, and by default the laptop has four 'expansion bays' which you can kit out with HDMI, ethernet etc. As they connect via USB C, it should be pretty straightforward to knock up a desktop case for one of these with all the ports you might need.

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Re: Framework owner

Another possible business for them would be selling to small OEMs who could then build their own branded laptops (or SFF desktops etc.).

There used to be several manufacturers making 'barebones' laptops which required a CPU/Mem/HDD/CD to be installed. Most had a recess in the lid for the end company to put their logo sticker. I guess they mostly stopped as CPUs moved to being directly soldered to the mobo.

Logitech Pop: Stylish, portable, but far from the best typing experience

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^^ To provide an explanation for the above, Windows and + turns on magnifier (Win and - to come back out of it).

I like Win and the arrow keys, which will dock the current window to the corresponding part of the screen. Useful for comparing two directories, or copying multiple things from one program to another.

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Re: Number Pads

You never ever input numbers? I should think it's a slow day for me if I'm only typing in one IP address per hour, I even use the numerical pad for MAC addresses, one hand handles the numbers, the other does the letters.

We can bend the laws of physics for your super-yacht, but we can't break them

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Just work out what the correct answer should be, and then hard-code it.

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Re: Turning a problem into a profit

When he said "home" rather than "homes".

BOFH: You'll have to really trust me on this team-building exercise

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Re: Wouldn't let me on the cardiac ward

When I read "plugged into his machine" I thought the joke was going in a different, sparky, direction.

An international incident or just some finger trouble at the console?

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Re: Typing is not a good idea.

This is the same thinking behind LUKS disabling the light on the caps-lock key because "it would make it easier for someone stood nearby to learn your password".

Technically correct, but it ignores that if someone is watching you type a password (or has access to your copy/paste buffer), then you have bigger problems.

That said, some password managers wipe the paste buffer after X seconds, so your password isn't there for a long time.

Samsung unveils hardened SD card that can last 16 years if you treat it right

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Re: 16 years ago

About 6 years ago I was looking for a new case for my home PC, and spent ages finding one that had all the features I wanted, the most tricky being a 5.25" bay for an optical drive, as they were already being phased out then.

Since then I've used the optical drive about ten times, and I would have saved myself quite a bit of time (and money) by getting a different case and a USB optical drive.

In IT, no good deed ever goes unpunished

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Re: I worked on a major construction site

I'm going to guess that all of these stories are from the US.

Crooks steal NFTs worth '$3m' in Bored Ape Yacht Club heist

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Re: Bits

Yes, but the difference is, that data is actually worth something.

Your software doesn't work when my PC is in 'O' mode

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Or any of the 'lights out' systems in servers (iLo, DRAC etc.). Or Wake On LAN I suppose.

Why the Linux desktop is the best desktop

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Re: Linux "Desktop"

I notice that while there's plenty of comments about AD/Group Policy, absolutely no one has any alternative for Exchange shared calendars.

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Re: Linux "Desktop"

These days it's mostly a process of "plug in USB cable, wait for drivers to install, print" on every OS.

The problems come when you have a weird old printer that "has to work!", but the only drivers are on a scratched CD and you have a choice of Windows 98 or Caldera Network Desktop v0.8...

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Re: Linux "Desktop"

Something must be compelling for so many businesses to use Microsoft Windows

Two reasons:

1. Active Directory. These days there's configuration management tools like Puppet, but even now they're not as pervasive and straight-forward as AD.

2. Shared calendars in Exchange. Seriously, they still don't have any clear competition. The CEO's PA is the most important person in any company, and this is what matters to them.

Rocket Lab to attempt mid-air recovery of descending booster

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Re: Stream URL now available

As far as I can tell, that time is BST, so that'll be 22:05 UTC (although I think youtube will automatically show you the time in whatever timezone your browser is set to).

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Did you read the link in the article about a plan to catch a Saturn V booster with a helicopter? Now that was a batshit plan.

Huawei reportedly furloughs Russian staff and stops taking orders

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We've noticed that some countries and regions have issued some policies

That's one way of phrasing "most of the world has sanctioned Russia"!

I suppose you have to be very careful about your words when you have to keep both the Russian and Chinese governments happy.

>>> A pint for that PR person and their most weaselly of words!

Nokia quits Russia over Ukraine invasion

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Re: Western governments have expressed concerns...

brainwashed into/stupid enough to believing Putin

When you can get arrested in Moscow for holding up a blank sign, I suspect a lot of Russians are just keeping quiet and hoping to avoid the attentions of the security services.

>>>>>> 1984 is rather less allegorical than we might wish

What do you do when all your source walks out the door?

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Re: accidentally

I almost did this just yesterday. I was creating a USB install stick, but didn't bother to look carefully at the device it was pointing at, which turned out to not by my thumbdrive, but instead my USB-attached backup drive.

Fortunately it failed with a permission error, so I didn't wipe over my backups with an installer.

Dell trials 4-day workweek, massive UK pilot of shortened week begins

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Re: There s no way to buy more time

I hadn't realised the EU "freedom of movement" was restricted in that way

Switzerland aren't in the EU.

(the OP didn't make it clear, but Basel is in Switzerland, near the Swiss border with France and Germany)

Perforce now pulls Puppet's strings: Takeover announced

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Re: The old companies keep on buying the new ones...

A modern business plan goes like this:

1. Start company

2. Get VC funding

3. Sell company

Making a product and selling it to customers is an optional step. Making a profit is entirely superfluous (eg, Uber).

Buying a USB adapter: Pennies. Knowing where to stick it: Priceless

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Re: Lost dog pictures

This sounds like a job for ddrescue, often included by default in live-CD based linux distributions.

It works basically like dd, but if it encounters any read errors it will go back and try and re-read just those blocks, which gives you the best possible chance of getting the data off before the harddrive dies.

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Re: 50 for 40

wonder if they could ever get a tradesman to do any work at their homes

Hopefully the only ones they could get were crooks who did half a job and tried to charge them twice.

We can but wish.

This may seem weird but don't give us all the chip funding, say Intel and friends

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Re: The long game

Plus, given the massive costs involved, only the big boys are going to be running the actual fabs, so they want a healthy ecosystem of companies designing custom chips, who will then need to go somewhere to get them made in bulk.

If you fire someone, don't let them hang around a month to finish code

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Re: Comments are bugs, too

what the code should have been but isn't.

That's sort of how I write code/scripts. Write a series of comments detailing what I'm planning to do, and then fill in the actual code under each one until it's all there.

Amazon books rocket flights for its Kuiper broadband internet satellites

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Although they were brought down not by RF interference, but because the solar flare heated up the Earth's atmosphere, expanding it, and causing more drag on the newly-launched satellites than they could cope with.

The electrical effects of solar flares are somewhat overblown.

UK spy agencies sharing bulk personal data with foreign allies was legal, says court

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Re: Only humans can breach privacy?

I know it's common usage in the US, but GCHQ isn't a Law Enforcement Organisation (LEO). They have practically no interaction with the police.

C: Everyone's favourite programming language isn't a programming language

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Re: Nothing new, kinda pathetic really

Rather than write libraries, I just have a directory of all my various scripts, and usually the filenames are descriptive enough that I can remember which one contains the bit of code I'm about to re-use. It seems to work

AMD unveils first CPU with 3D V-Cache tech, cheaper Ryzens

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Re: Apparently...

Overclocking wouldn't destroy it, it would just thermal-throttle straight away making the overclock moot.

I'm sure someone will end up overclocking one of these, even if it does require exotic cooling.

Linux Mint Debian Edition 5 is here

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The part that confused me is that apt install docker installs some other program with the same name. apt install docker.io is what you want.

Unless you want an up-to-date version, in which case you're going to have to jump through the 'add new repo' hoops and the package is now called docker-ce.

Ok, maybe you're right, it is all a bit of a faff.

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Re: Hmm

Who cares if it's "the year of Linux on the desktop", these days most people's primary computer is their phone, and the majority of those are running Android.

The IBM System/360 Model 40 told you to WHAT now?

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Re: No rude but I always laughed

I have colleagues who could win that without even trying...

How experimental was Microsoft's 'experimental banner' in File Explorer?

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Re: Usual answer

As long as you're not using Ubuntu that is

Russia's invasion of Ukraine tears open political rift between cybercriminals

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Re: Thick as fucking mince

Or "3rd party, but the FSB knows where I live"

Next-gen Moon buggy FLEX conquers California desert, seeks lunar speed record

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Or a wheelbarrow

AMD reminds everyone it's still doing Threadrippers

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Re: I'd like to test one.

128GB of RAM? That's rookie numbers! Current Threadripper motherboards support in the region of 2TB of RAM, that's 256GB per DIMM! Of course, 2TB of RAM is pretty extreme, but 1TB is a nice round number, and give you room for expansion in future ;)

Also, isn't 1TB of NVMe cheaping out a bit? 2TB PCIe 4.0 drives are only a couple of hundred quid, so you might as well get a couple and RAID them!

Playing "lets build a fantasy server" is fun :)

(And most likely, these sort of specs will be in high-end enthusiast builds next year, and be considered middle of the road in five years)

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The real use case

The real use case for a processor with this many cores is so that you can use the CPU graphs in Task Manager to play Tetris.

Just two die for: Apple reveals M1 Ultra chip in Mac Studio

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Re: Mac Studio

The RAM is fixed, unless you're mad enough to de-solder the existing chips, and replace them. It's been done before.

Microsoft goes native with OneDrive on Apple Silicon

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Re: If only...

Microsoft [...] seem to have gone deep into thinking they own the user's computer and resources

Given how much money they've bribed computer manufacturers with over the years to install Windows from the factory, they have effectively already paid for your computer. Is it any wonder they consider it theirs?

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