* Posts by stucs201

1293 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Feb 2010

Compact Disc death foretold for 2012

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trying to play vinyl with a laser

Not trying. Succeding. They've been available for years, they're just not cheap or common. First saw them on Tommorow's World I think, el-reg didn't even exist then.

Colossal dead black neo-sphere approaching Earth

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Nuking it a bad idea,

Looks more like the object from a different Bruce Willis film, it'll get bigger if we nuke it.

Groupon's IPO: don't get too excited about 30% rise

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Groupon groupon?

So where is the groupon for buying 100 quid's 'worth' of shares for 40 quid? Might just be worth buying that way if I could offload them quick enough. Whats that you say? Selling things that way would be a crazy unsustainable business model guaranteed to lose money? I think that proves the point rather nicely.

Siri gets over her huff, returns useful as ever

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GlaDOS > Siri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz7WEk5u_bE

NASA: Martians likely lived underground

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Million to one already confirmed...

...by Ogilvy the astronomer. "The chances of anything comming from Mars are a million to one"

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Alien

Well that'll scupper the artilleryman's plans

What's the point in hiding from the Martians underground if that's where they'd move to after they invaded and got past the initial phase of running around in fighting machines zapping everything with heat-rays?

Bill Gates drops $1m on laser-based malaria fighter

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Mushroom

Reminds me of the Monty Python approach to mosquito hunting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlkD-D20OI

Steve Jobs named most influential game guy – ever

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re: Minesweeper

If anything can give minesweeper a run for its money on hours wasted it'd be Alexey Pajitnov's creation and it's derivatives. For the hard of memory : Tetris.

Sony Tablet S

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re: HDMI

I have to agree. If you're plugging into an external screen then their are other devices with better storage capacity and portability than a tablet. Even an several year old iPod classic does better for this.

What I would find useful is some sort of video *input* to allow the tablet to also be used as a screen for other devices. Either ones where the inbuilt screen is tiny (e.g. iPod classic (again) or DSLR) or devices where a second screen might be useful (e.g. desktop PC (*)).

(*) yes I know software options exist for this, but HDMI input would mean less crap needing to be installed and also allow use with devices where software isn't an option.

Hands on with Canon's EOS-1D X full-frame DSLR

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re: cropped sensor DSLRs

They're very close to APS-C sized sensors. Canon and Nikon are slightly different to each other, nbut not very much. Nikon has a crop factor of 1.5, Canon's is 1.6. In both cases they can use the same lenses as their film bases ancestors (Nikon going right back to ancient manual lenses, Canon not so far back since they changed mounts when they introduced autofocus). The use of a lens designed for a larger sensor (or piece of film) has two main effects:

1) The image circle projected by the lens is bigger than it needs to be. This can be a positive since lenses which might have had slight vignetting problems are now bright across the whole i image. On the downside you're possibly carrying more glass than you need to be. Both Canon and Nikon have smaller lighter lenses designed specifically for the smaller sensors at those focal lengths where a saving can be made.

2) Framing is as if you were using a longer focal length than the real focal length. Multiply the focal length by the crop factor to get the equivalent. So a 50mm prime goes from being your 'normal' lens to a mild telephoto 80ish mm, which makes a nice portrait lens. A 35mm wide angle prime becomes a nice 'normal'. With zooms its not worth worrying so much, zoom till the framing is right, but you'll find lens changes being required at different times than you're used to.

Alternatively just get a full frame digital.

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re: MJI

If the crop factor of digital sensors bothers you that much just make sure you get a 'full frame' model. These *do* use 35mm side sensors. There's a few to choose from, including the one reviewed here...

Earth escapes obliteration by comet

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Facepalm

They already did

Why else do you think its in bits?

Man builds smartphone dock into arm

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If he replaces the hook with a hand

Then he can go for the correct way to mount a phone in an artificial arm: mic in the end of the little finger, speaker in the end of the thumb.

War boffin: Killer cyber attacks won't happen

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Re: wargames

Indeed. Skynet is just Joshua with an attitude problem.

Nipples and teen lesbians sexy even when ironic, ASA rules

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Or as I once heard someone say

Showing people being nice to each other will get you an 18 rating much faster than showing them killing each other.

OPERA review serves up a feast for physics geeks

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I thought relativity already allowed tachyons?

I thought faster than light fitted relativity ok as long as the particle in question only ever went faster than light. Even if the faster than light observation is correct then it doesn't disprove relativity unless they've also seen the same neutrino going slower.

Man 'drinks 2 pizzas' before skidding off road

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Of course its IT related.

Its about pizza, which is definately IT geek food; I remember a version of 'the hackers purity test' from years ago asking if you'd ever wish you could download pizza. Of course thats a much less silly proposition these days when some places really do let you order via the web-site, pay with paypal and track the cooking/delivery process online.

DeLorean goes electric for 2013 roll-out

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We must be on the wrong time-line.

According to the doc, in film 3, Mr Fusion was only for the time circuits, the car itself always ran on 'gasoline'. An electric version would imply we're heading for the wrong 2015, bet our version doesn't even have flying cars:-(.

Back to the Future DeLorean to go under the hammer

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re: English dictionary

I'd normally agree, but I believe the film was set in America :)

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FAIL

Not only in BTTF

Also in *the dictionary* - try following those links I gave. Just because most people say it wrong doesn't mean BTTF wasn't actually correct.

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It doesn't matter if its a rubbish underpowered sports car

As long as it'll get to 88mph it'll do the job.

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Facepalm

re: time to stop

I think you're correct.

Unless you know where I can buy a time-machine and go back an correct the mistakes before anyone sees them...

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Facepalm

oopsy

Seems I had the odd gramatical error in my pendant post. Oops.

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Coat

It *can* time-travel

It goes forward at a rate of 1 year per year. Its reverse gear is broken though.

(Mine is the one with the sports almanac in the pocket)

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Headmaster

So you object to the how they pronounced Gigawatt, then proceed to completly mis-spell fusion as n-u-c-l-e-a-r.

Then there's the small detail that the pronounciation used in the film is actually not only acceptable, but the officially prefered version.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gigawatt

http://lamar.colostate.edu/~hillger/si-prefixes.html

Pumped-up radio telescope seeks new moniker

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Reilly

Just because I loved Chorlton and the Wheelies as a kid.

iPad baby baffled by paper magazine

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Joke

Well better than confusing them the other way around

E.g.

An iPad is a magazine that doesn't bend.

An iPad is a piece of paper that gets you smacked when you draw on it with crayons.

OccupySF BOFH runs protest network on pedal power

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Unhappy

Don't taunt us!

its cruel to put BOFH in an article title on a Friday unless its actually a BOFH episode.

There better be a proper one along later...

Where am I going tomorrow? My electric car charger wants to know

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Pint

re: ethanol - whats not to like?

Simple, the ethanol should be in beer, not in fuel...

C and Unix pioneer Dennis Ritchie reported dead

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A bit hasty to reclaim space...

...shouldn't we just content ourselves with ensuring his termination was done correctly:

dmr\0

Gigantic KRAKEN fingered in prehistoric murder mystery

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FAIL

RTFA

Go re-read paragraph 4 of the article....

Valve chief says Apple will own your living room

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Hang on a second

With the white colour scheme GlaDOS (and the Portal test chambers, gun, etc) look much more like Apple hardware than a typical PC. Even the blue glowy bits are slightly reminiscent of original iMacs. See folks you shouldn't trust the legacy of a dead Steve Jobs any more than a dead Cave Johnson...

Win 8 haters are just scared of change, say MS bosses

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WTF?

Sounds just like...

...Windows 3's Program Manager.

Apple outs iPhone micro USB adaptor

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Facepalm

re: AC - again why still talking OR not AND...?

Put both on there. Dock connector for docks (compatibility with existing docks and greater physical strength). micro-usb to keep europe happy and to allow the use of random non-apple cables that you might be able to borrow from other devices when you need an unplanned charge (or to carry less cables when travelling))

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Joke

re: it's usually lost after couple of wees after purchase.

Is that a typo for 'weeks' or an implication that it'll be flushed down the loo after a couple of visits? A proven method of dealing with crap I suppose.

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Facepalm

re: velv & tony

Why are you both talking about switching to micro-usb vs sticking with the dock connector. Just put both on there. Simples.

(OK it's another hole in the device, but still less ugly than an extra plastic lump on the bottom)

Boffins invent miracle pill that counteracts effects of booze

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Pint

re: for the taste?

Probably not stella. A decent real ale on the other hand is an entirely different matter.

Chocolate weighed in Schwarzeneggers: Official

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Childcatcher

Shame its American chocolate

They could at least have used something worth eating if they were going to go to all that trouble.

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Not sure if it includes all el-reg units or not

but try this:

http://www.simonkelk.co.uk/sizeofwales.html

BOFH: No, the Fabinocci sequence

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Facepalm

re: Vincent Ballard

Yes 'dramatic' halon as used the BOFH probably does that. 'Real' halon doesn't however, part of the point of it is its less detrimental to people in the area than alternatives such as CO2.

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Boffin

Hmmm 'Joo Janta' glass

I'm sure theres potential for that to make further appearances.

(Goggles? Zaphod's sunglasses...)

Facebook 'personal' news feed gets algorithm rejig

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Facepalm

Its sucks, but there is a workaround

Create a new list. Call it 'All Updates'. Add all your friends to this new list. Click on it. Cut and paste URL from address bar to whatever favourites link (or whatever) you use when browsing to facebook. Much better (and you can use 'manage list' to remove all 'games' related entries as a bonus).

Celebrating the 55th anniversary of the hard disk

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Single disk raid 0 might work better

For redundancy separate disks make sense. For speed raid on a single disk might make sense. As the article says we've got from one head for multiple platters, why not extend to multiple heads per platter? Will still be beaten by SSD for pure speed, but might be a viable cost-vs-speed compromise between an SSD and a one head per platter spinning disk.

Blue Screen of Death gets makeover for Windows 8

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2001

Saw one on my first attempt at win 8 installation : HAL_INITIALIZATION_FAILURE.

In other words: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

Poster presents evolution of game controllers

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Thumb Down

Not a single Quickshot joystick?

Not interested.

'Satnavs are definitely not doomed', insists TomTom man

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Exactly

I don't want my sat-nav ringing, I want it telling me which exit to take. I want a separate box ringing which I can either ignore, pull over to answer, or ask my passenger to deal with while I get on with driving.

Smartphones are like the swiss-army knife of the electronics world. They do a bunch of things and can be convinient, but theres times when you want proper tools, either because they work better, or you just want the separation.

OCZ plays its joker in the hybrid drive card game

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Nostalgia

Hard disk on an expansion card? Reminds me of the 32meg (yes meg) WD drive I had in my 8086.

Sharp shows off 8K4K hi-res prototype telly

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True, but its a great resolution

4320 is an integer multiple of all of 480, 720 and 1080, so existing content will scale more easily.

Range Rover Evoque Si4

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Now go and test it properly

While you might technically have taken it off road I don't see enough mud on it to indicate you took it anywhere more challenging than where I'd happily take a metro.

A-level results accidentally put on interwebs a week early

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Unhappy

Opera mini on nokia too

I'd really expect a tech site to work properly, but it seems it doesn't :(