* Posts by Triggerfish

2452 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Feb 2010

Pothole campaigner sprays Surrey street with phallic paintings

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Re: Councils 0x407ab506

I think it depends where you are, I have certainly ridden in some places where you need to take up that space, just so that people do not end up driving through you without seeing you, don't blame cyclists for taking up the road in those circumstances, blame shit drivers who are incapable of payig attention and have a lot of ego over their rights on the road.

Same time I have seen the taking up the road thing and dawdling done when uneeded and often have a little daydram about running them down.

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Ha... you call that a pothole?

Well if we are going down that route, I used to live somewhere that after heavy rains I would have a slow drive round and check as potholes..... (ok chunks of road) deep and long enough to swallow a Toyota Hilux would often appear, usually at the bottom of steep roads with 90 degree bends.

Military intelligence, AI style: MoD cosies up to Massive Analytic

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So if we team this up with the Microsoft chatbot, do we create the first Robo Hitler?

Here's a great idea: Let's make a gun that looks like a mobile phone

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Re: How pathetic is this?

Actually you can defend yourself in your own home or on the street, it's called reasonable force, and AFAIK can also in some circumstances include killing someone and also making a first strike. (IANAL)

The Mylene Klass thing is something spread but not true, but is a good example of how the sort of bullshit used as an argument to justify over the top home defence, other good references daily mail and fox news.

There's actually nothing wrong with us. We just have decided not to fear the whole world around us to such an extent it colours our daily live. It's rare I walk along a street expecting to be attacked and having to leap into action and if I do I would not expect them to be carrying a firearm, (from what I understand our bad areas are nowhere near as bad as some of yours, although erm...less guns may help that). I am not expecting my government to start up death camps and if they do I am not sure I would have anything that can stop a MK3 Challenger tank coming down my street. If the North Koreans invade I am not sure I would have much to stop a country that's military has somehow managed to overcome the whole of NATO's combined forces.

So if it does happen sure I will be surprised but generally speaking I think I will just carry on going through life with a lack of fear.

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Re: "Absolutely no one can make sense of the United States' infatuation with firearms."

" A well-armed populace employs its government instead of fearing it."

I would argue that fear of your government is often one of the reasons given for arming yourself.

I never understand the amount of comments about countries like the UK being disarmed by the government and now the government has all the power, it's like they really think we are lined up and sent off to camps for any dissent.

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Re: I can make sense of it...

I actually genuinely think it's to do with cultural memes/ namshubs whatever. Americans have the usual ones carried over from Western Europe but on top they have acquired new ones, I'm gonna call them The cowboy (rugged individualist, gun on hip to protect homestead against bandits, way of the gun), the revolutionary (the government are oppressors, we can fight of the chains, militia, 2nd amendment etc) & possibly the Hollywood action hero (leap into action against some nefarious undefined bad guys).

I wonder if a lot of these sort of tropes in America are the reasons you guys seem to have so many problems with guns.

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Re: I can make sense of it...

To be fair you see that sort of thing going on outside the average UK pub on a Friday night in town as well, often with a bit of self shirt ripping to show of the pecs as well.

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Re: Urrmm...yeah, but....

I think it's less about open carry and making yourself not appear a target, and more about Hollywood and waiting for the moment you can be the hero.

Oh, sugar! Sysadmin accidently deletes production database while fixing a fault

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Re: It's easy to take the piss... @Meldreth

They are also good for ending up having some really good steaks, pies and a ample supply of beer being brought down. Being the recipent of laughter is acceptable and possibly deserved, especially if the error was caused by hubris.

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Re: It's easy to take the piss...

No way I'd class as a sys admin, but having worked with a few techy types, I came to the conclusion all decent sys admins, techs, engineers end up having a moment at some point where they have buggered up something for some daft reason. The decent ones are those who learn from it.

I have certainly had my late night alone in the office moment of ooooh fuck, lets phone a friend and see if he can help me keep my job by morning.

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Re: In a similar vein

Worked on a hell desk where a newbie was supposed to delete a folders contents in a credit card processing server running SCO, that was causing it to fall over. He was actually a few levels up in the directory when he typed rm *.*

Tracy Emin dons funeral shroud, marries stone

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Re: @X7

Hey I don't really care about Tracey Emmin either way, and I don't really buy into the whole modern art thing either. I think I may be closer aligned with the stuckist movement than anything when I care to think about art.

But your line seemed a little overly misogynistic.

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@X7

Was that last line really necessary?

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Re: I love it when the amateur art critics come out to play

I did ask an artist type what makes the difference between modern art and a 5 year olds painting? What makes it art rather than squiggles. Apparently what gives value to the painting/piece is the artist has attached a story to the painting giving it meaning, otherwise it would be a random painting that was just squiggles, (maybe pleasing to the eye squiggles but not say 50 million quids worth of squiggles). The use of Damien Hirst diamond encrusted skull was a good example, he thought it hilarious it had been created and called the for the Love of God after all the Criticism of his cow stuff.

Basically it seems to me a lot of modern art is like a joke where someone has to explain the punchline.

BT: We're killing the dabs brand. Oh and can customers re-register to buy on our site?

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My first proper job had me working near DABS main building in Bolton, what with them and Scan down the road it was quite expensive. But they both were awesome computer shops.

I seem to remember a friend saying the original Scan gear was a bit ropey but they changed it no questions asked. :)

Your money or your life! Another hospital goes down to ransomware

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Re: And the moral is.......?

Oh god this. I don't know why people go blind with PC's worked with some highly intelligent people, I have seen someone build a carding machine for a new type of fibre, out of seeming scrap left over in the factory, with a few notes written on the back of a fag packet. I've worked for multi-millionaires who earnt it all starting from the bottom, PHD researchers, etc show them a computer and they instantly become dumb as rocks, it's almost willfull blindness you cannot even explain it to people they just have an almost aversion to hearing anything techy about PC's doesn't even matter how simply you explain it. I swear there must be something Psychogical about it.

Samsung Galaxy S7: Big brand Android flagship champ

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Re: Embrace the change!

It's not fear of change its watching people with iphones struggling to charge their phone because they didn't bring the right cable, while everyone with the USB standard just charges away because the cables are everywhere.

Anyway any practical techy knows you let the suckers blaze the trail and maybe blaze away with sub par cables and once all the niggles have been sorted and the fires put out and it becomes more common then you move across. ;)

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Re: I agree about the case...

I hardly pay much attenionon any phone review to how pretty the frosting of the glass backing is for example. I know the first thing I am doing with it is buying a case that will be pretty much covering all of it except the screen. I do not treat kit too nicely I expect it to be able to put up with my lifestyle to some degree, rather than me having to worry about breaking it. So I figure giving it a case is at least letting it have a fighting chance.

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Re: This is one of my bugbears . . .

Have dropped the Z3 glass casing, covered with a reasonably thin nylon and TPU cover, couple of times including onto a tiled floor and paving, had no damage. I think randomness applies with dropping phones though it only has to land wrong and that's it.

Comms 'redlining' in Brussels as explosions kill up to 30 people

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Re: Well I gave old Boltar an upvote

Do a time and motion study for an airport queue, scale it up.

Per year in the millions: Waterloo station 99, Victoria 85, Liverpool St 63.

Heathrow airport gets 73 million a year spread out through day and the night. Willing to bet most of the visitors to the train stations happen during peak times and day time mostly. If you can explain how this works, isn't a big fat security target and how it prevents someone turning up and detonating themselves anyway, and how it does not help the aim of the terrorists, then I will give you an upvote to cancel out my downvote.

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Re: That's perspective for you.

Someone has to talk about comms because you learn and try and make it better the next time, there's probably medical journals talking about triage issues.

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@Tom38

Next day waved on through, is not a good security cordon.

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I take it you also avoid all roads, and do not drive then. What about doggies do you see them as a threat because 7000 people were attacked by them last year.

You really are giving up a lot of liberty for a small threat chance, its like going out and being scared of a metorite falling on your head when you are in a minefield.

Plus as many say the terrorist win by bringing the country to a standstill, can you imagine trying to get on the tube at rush hour if you search everybody? What a lovely target as well, a nice enclosed building to concentrate blast packed with bodies all queing and crowded, reckon a nail bomb and would do quite nicely in that situation, wouldn't even have to make an effort to sneak it through to a train or something, you could fill a nice 70 litre ricksack and look like a commuter, and all of your targets have nicely been concentrated in front of the safety barriers.

Anyway, it doesn't neccesarily work, guerilla units have managed to operate in countries that have full millitary occupations going on, there's whole aspects of that sort of asymetric warfare that cover not being exposed, using cell structures etc.

Tracking people and taking away their liberties for something that horrific as it is actually kills less people each year than beer is not a optimal solution, living in fear is what they want.

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Re: Not only in the capital

Sort of but as far as I understand part of that creed is also because they are expecting their deity to turn up during the final battle, join them and prove their own little brand of religous lunacy was the correct religion, destroying all of those other religous people who decided to do a different version of the religion thing and obv destroying all of the godless infidels.

Part of me almost wants to see it, just to see the look on their faces when they realise it's all bollocks as a A10 strafes them and God doesn't turn up and block the bullets.

A Logic Named Joe: The 1946 sci-fi short that nailed modern tech

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Re: Mankind Pwnd and Hope and Change Delivered with Alien Memes and Beings into Autonomous Means ‽ .

Blimey I didn't realise it was that long ago either. One of his least enjoyable books IMO.

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Re: Mankind Pwnd and Hope and Change Delivered with Alien Memes and Beings into Autonomous Means ‽ .

I sometimes wonder if a book will be written about an AI that rises from learning on forums and commenting until it becomes completly Turing,

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I remember having to get a permission slip signed by my parents at age of 13 ish, to be allowed to have tickets for the adult library. Access was not as easy as the internet. Then again pretty sure any formulas for say explosives etc would actually have been accurate (but well thats what chemistry lessons are for anyway), whereas with the net you take your chances with the information you look up, and the amount of diligence you do researching it.

PC World's cloudy backup failed when exposed to ransomware

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Re: There are two options here...

If you say to someone "are you opening an email that contains full HTML rendering, including external source in your email client?" and they understand that then yeah they probably should have known better. But pretty sure in a non IT environment they are just going to say what?

Email is just a message thing, people don't get it can be delivered in different formats, have embedded code etc.

To them its a electronic letter like the ones you open at home, without running it through a scan and opening it in a negative pressure environmental container, whilst wearing a level 4 biocontainment suit, I mean its only Anthrax.

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Re: "years of work and important documents"

Frankly it's what pays the wages for a lot of people here, don't blame someone for going to IT people for advice and not knowing they were shite at their job.

What to call a £200m 15,000-tonne polar vessel – how about Boaty McBoatface?

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Re: This is why everyone thinks students are w*****s @AC

In that case I tip my hat to you sir for revelling in your biased and narrowminded predujices. My apologies I was reading the daily mail website before, forgot you get an intelligence and self awareness on here.

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Re: This is nothing new

The town of Ugly's Womens Institute was named the Ugly Womens Institute, bit of a problem, to alleviate this it was changed to - The Womens Institute - Ugly Branch.

Also shout out to the town of Muff in Ireland and their scuba club, I'll leave you all to guess the name.

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Re: @Clockworkseer

I swear I saw it on b3ta, but I am pretty sure another commentard who is on here visits there as well.

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@Clockworkseer

I saw a commenter on another forum refer to it as a Twatdangle.

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Re: This is why everyone thinks students are w*****s

So how do you know students did it, or do you work your conclusions backwards from bias?

Also the website crashed after news reports of the name as far as I know, could still be people cheating the system but I like to hope the whole of the UK heard the story and wen't yeah lets make sure that name wins.

Pornography, violence and JG Ballard: High Rise, the 1970s' internet

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Re: Truly?

Not true there were people with outside toilets when I was a kid in 70's London. The house I grew up in had a gas fire in the front room and one in the back room that was it, proper ice used to form on bedroom windows during winter nights, even now living by the Peak District its very rare I use anything than a summer tog duvet and always have the bedroom window open. We were known as kids as basically being immune to cold.

Telling your wife why you were fired is the only punishment

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Re: BTDT, shuddered at the pics.

Now I have this going through my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

Domino's trials trundling four-wheeled pizza delivery bot

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Re: Not wanting to state the obvious...

Probably more some business/marketing wonk/fwit who thiinks things are cool without understanding engineering/real world limitations.

Millions menaced as ransomware-smuggling ads pollute top websites

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Re: Beat me to it...

C'mon who is the one lonely ad guy, who is downvoting all of these, show yourself. :D

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Re: Beat me to it...

and me.

Michigan shooter says 'mind controlling' Uber app told him to kill

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Re: "Some people theorise that mass killing sprees are sometimes performed by MK subjects"

I dunno, you find out about LSD. Have a really crazy staff party where some prostitutes get high and clients join in and get doped along with the spooks who are having a hilarious time playing lets mickey finn each other, a apparently heavily armed wetwork guy goes for a wander whilst high and paranoid causing a covert chase through washington*.

You decide to avoid the subsequent runbber hose beating from HR by calling it a covert experiment & label it MK ultra ,and then you wonder why the American people don't trust you anymore.

*Ref:Storming Heaven:LSD and the American Dream (Jay Stevens) ( for the agent going off on his own through washington, possibly let down by my poor memory).

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Re: It's called "being psychotic"

"Michael O'Hare (Babylon 5)"

I didn't know about that, thats a bit sad.

Watch six tiny robo-ants weighing 100g in total pull a 1,769-kg family car

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Re: "they form into long chains and synchronize their footsteps"

Portia spiders are great, glad they are only a few mm across though, they are like ninjas.

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Re: Source: 'a 12g ground based robot that can pull 40N in shear force'

Well yes, I know you are not actually needing loads of force to push a car on a flat level plane etc, However the churlishness you made your point to overriding what frankly is bloody clever, the glue is probably the cleverest part tbh, along with not actually defining the size of the poodle or toddler made me feel like I could take the mickey a little.

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Re: Obvious thought.

Yes for example I know which one I would prefer not to have jumping up and down on me.

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Considering there is an ant colony spanning three continents I think the ants aren't doing to bad.

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Re: I, for one,

I have to admit to being tempted in server rooms to occasionally show them a video of that bit from office space with the printers.

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Re: Source: 'a 12g ground based robot that can pull 40N in shear force'

I'm pretty sure if you put a kid in a harness and tell him to pull the car, three things are going to happen.

1. He will look at you blankly he hasn't learnt to speak yet.

2. The car will stay still.

3. Child services might want to have a word.

Computer says: Stop using MacWrite II, human!

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Re: VAX

Frankly Vax persauded me handwriting was the better technology.