* Posts by Triggerfish

2452 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Feb 2010

'Leave EU means...' WHAT?! Britons ask Google after results declared

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Re: Seriously...

Some twat called Adam (BBC News) voted to leave but was shocked that the PM resigned and we are on the way out of the EU. He somehow thought his vote would not count. Why give adult decisions to idiots like him who don't understand how voting works?

Two people at work have literally given similar answers, you know how you are supposed to be polite to people at work, it was hard.

I could except if they voted leave (I was remain) for reasons thats democracy after all, but because they are fuckwits, and now they are having second thoughts, one even said I should have looked into it before voting, I find it somewhat unforgiveable.

Revive revived: Oculus DRM push shattered as DIY devs strike back

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Re: It's war!

There's a quote on the reddit thread where someone says something along the lines of cracking the DRM has now become the Oculus Rift Metagame, and many will be looking to crack it just to be on the scoreboard.

US House to vote on whether poor people need mobile phones

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@Darryl

This.

As I said in a previous post. I worked temp job on benefits for a local council. At first I was pretty pissed off, the ones who phone up a lot and whinge are often the scrounger ones (which considering you are doing a low paid temp job not to be unemployed is annoying), but realistically it's a small percentage. Most people don't want to be on benefits and for a large percentage of the population it's shit.#

But what we see is always the scam artists who work the system and make far nicer headlines to get righteous anger, and then people go well it's all like that lets cut benefits. No it's not all like that, it really isn't, but if we do we throw out the baby with the bathwater.

I've talked to people who have broke down in tears because we helped them when a disaster has happened, memorable one was a woman whose husband (the main breadwinner) had just died, the fact we had the facility to say forget your council tax at the moment thats not a cost that should bother you now, sort out the rest, your mortgage etc. Thats who we fuck up to make us feel like we aren't wasting our money on a scrounger, you klnow what, things like this, thats society, thats us actually aknowledging that we have moved on from monkeys in tress to becoming a cohesive whole society that actually tries to go forward.

What about those little kids whose parents are fuck ups? should we be punishing them? should we be limiting their future? There's a school in Leeds friend works at, they have had kids eating out of bins because of smack addict parents. Now I'll agree wuth anyone those parents are shit. But here's a question, thats that kids formative years, how do you think they are going to turn out as an adult? Whats their 16 year old life going to be if they are living like that at the age of around ten? The sins of their parents are going to dog them for years man, they are going to need help and you know what I actually don't think that situation they will likely find themselves in later on in life, will really be much of their fault.

Now don't get me wrong there are issues.

Some people getinstitutionalised, seen that we need to really sort that out.

I actually think benefts cheats get off very lightly from what i have seen, that needs fixing for definite. But to label everyone as bad and make them suffer for the actions of a few, explain to me how is that fair?

There's probably problems with child benefits and people having kids for them, and similar things.

But these are problems we sholud not be punishing everyone for to get to a few.

*I don't know where this people on benefits are all rich thing comes from either, unemployed I basically lived in a slum, a lot of my stuff I had bought in my working life was ruined by mold, Couldn't afford to move that takes money, and yeah rents paid, so is council tax, let me tell you the remaining £65/ week does not go far, especially when you are on card meters in a house with terrible insulation. There were more than a few nights and days I lived with no utilities waiting for my next payment. I used to sleep with a duvet a sleeping bag and two layers of clothes in the winter. Before that I had worked all my life hard, a year and a half unemployment financially broke me.

#also btw landlords who phone up to find out the max they can charge for benefits, I've had people complain they cannot buy their mothers house and then charge rent, so she can claim on benefits.

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I do love the thumbs down for all the points about swallowing your pride, being accountable for your own actions, and asking for help, etc. Makes me smile because it proves the point. It is distasteful to have to rely on others for help for some reason (I don't mind really). I wonder if any one thumbing down has had to rely on others to get where they are? Or been poor and worked their way out of a bad life situation?

I'd say I have had it as tricky as you, have a downvote.

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Or how about something completely crazy and strange.....Let me keep what I earned!!!!!

Here's another one, why not look at your country as a society as a whole and think what can we do that makes it better? what makes us more civilised? what actually forwards humanity as a whole?

Do you for example think having a large class of poor, who cannot get healthcare, who the cost of college is so far out of their reach as to be a pipe dream is an improvement, do you think thats a win?

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@John 104

But I've been poor. And worked my way out of it. Because it sucks.

If you think your story is a tale of poverty you really haven't a clue.

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Re: gummint shouldn't pay for anything @John 104

I know a girl who was chucked out of her house and made homeless at age 16, not her fault not drugs or drink etc, just arsehole parents.

I also know someone whose father buggered of with some other woman whilst his mum died slowly of cancer, as soon as his mum was dead his father cut of all contact, he was about 15 at the time.

Know what it's like to be down and out, no you don't. I've been at the level of couch surfing homeless, trust me its not really homneless, it's not down and out.

Were they lazy no, one was hoping to do his A-Levels, the other got herself of the streets and a decent job, weren't easy for her though.

Also I notice you said assitance, little hypocritical that considering you say goverment shouldn't be paying for anything. Or is it only certain types of assitance, such as the ones that helped you out?

How do you decide, who is lazy and who isn't in a fucked up situation? I'd like to know, working in benefits n the UK for a while, we estimated maybe 5% were fleecing the system.

You have just decided it's 100% what seriously was your selction criteria?

PS I like the fact healthcare is paid for through tax contributions in my country, I'm always gobsmacked how you let your costs be determined by how much the mhospitals and drug companies think they can get away with, even more gobsmacking though is they have managed to sell the lie to you so much you actually support the people screwing you.

Three non-obvious reasons to Vote Leave on the 23rd

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The same is true in politics. If you lubricate a politically active member of the Left today with some beer, and ask them why they believe what they believe, you're likely to get a heartfelt speech about how the other lot (Republicans, Tories, libertarians, etc) is evil, while their lot is shoulder-to-shoulder with the people. Or something like that. Their motivation isn't greed or self-interest, like the other lot, but defending the common man.

Bit of a narrow minded judgement there.

Chinese demand end to canine carvery festival

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Re: A dog isn't just for Christmas... @x7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOm01dEzzI

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Re: A dog isn't just for Christmas... @NomNomNom

You're name is Jonathan Swift and I claim my five pounds. :)

Telco bosses' salaries must take heat for cyber attacks, says MPs' TalkTalk enquiry

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Approx 4 k in dividends a month is not chump change. It's been up to 7K a month.

From this year, if you are paying yourself an 8K salary, only the next 8K in dividends is tax free.

What about the previous years?

Also if corporation tax is being paid for by the corporation then when you get the dividend that makes it tax free for you yes?

He is also taking more risk than you are. If he has an unprofitable year, you will still be paid, but he will probably have to take a hit.

I know and thats a fair point, which I have accepted in other companies.

First small business people I know though, who spend a good portion of their day telling you how poor they are while eating out a few times a week, how much they are doing you a favour by taking such a low pay, pointing out staff are the reason they cannot afford to get baby sitters for their kids while sending them to private schools, pointing out a 60K car is not really a perk cars don't cost much to run. Saying how their house is at risk for their LTD company, while having previously told people during a pay freeze how the last projects paid off their mortagage.

Also I doubt they will ever take a hit, last time they looked short of cash they gave everyone two days to decide whether to take voluntary redundancy or not. These are the sort who will sell you down the river to make sure their own pockets are lined.

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The problem with the CEO's pay being affected (i.e. reduced - or possibly not increased next year) is that they'll be paying tax on that salary.

Not if they have a good accountant.

My CEO for example pays considerably less tax than me by only paying themselves and other half 16K (taxable), the rest is in dividends that are not because they are earning less than 16.5K.

Then they come in and tell me they are poor because they only earn 16K a year for all this hard work ya da ya da.

Microsoft cancels Remain speech after death of Labour MP

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Re: State of disappointment? @ Flatpackhamster

Rich 11 understood my point, read your first comment.

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Re: State of disappointment? @ Flatpackhamster

It's all media spin and crap.

Which media entity was it that wrote your prevous comment then? Are you bothered by this intrusion into your life? Do you think your password for the forum was hijacked?

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Re: State of disappointment? @ Flatpackhamster

Lets be honest neither side has come out of it lookng good with the levels of demagoguery versus facts, and then seeing a comment like that I understand why. Thought we were supposed to be a bit better than all this.

TalkTalk CEO Dido Harding pockets £2.8m

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Re: Revolting shareholders... @2+2=5

i figured because most of the big boys in that position who turn up at shareholders meetings, may also be in positions like that one day in another company. If they do not push for no confidence etc, then they know when it comes time for their own fuckup everyone will look away as they get awarded a bonus.

I figure this is also why MP' who are caught have punishments that always seem to be lighter for them than anyone else.

T-Mobile Czech ad man steals, sells, 1.5 million customer records

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Re: forgive me correcting your correction

You know I can't help wonder what site forums that are about literacy look like when someone gets English a little wrong. The thread must be epic.* :)

*this is not a criticism, for example I never knew that about data, and there is always something new to learn. Just amuses/ impresses me the breadth of knowledge on this site.

BOFH: Follow the paper trail

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Re: I was lucky..

Why did I read that as "a genital smile in my direction"?

Because its that misread that makes us buy paper, or pens, or printers, or tablets, etc etc.

UK's education system blamed for IT jobs going to non-Brits

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Engineer

Is a very devalued term in the UK.

Patent trolls, innovation and Brexit: What the FT won't tell you

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Re: Good luck with marketing your great idea outside of brexit blighty

Considering Phillip Morris is trying to bankrupt small countries in law courts to peddle their wares (admittedly under TTIP, but I think it's good example of companies regard for everyone who is not on the profit line), then yes absolutely will British inventors get shafted, when a American company starts pushing itself around. If we leave the EU we just become an easier target.

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@ Paul Crawford

Literally my thoughts when reading P.Lees comments.

Wales gives anti-vaping Blockleiters a Big Red Panic Button

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Re: Vaping is harmless @ disgustedoftunbridgewells

Where's the long term studies?

Orlando shootings bring Facebook's safety check to US soil

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Re: Guns don't kill people.... @Waldo Kitty

Man goes rogue with crowbar, kills 50 people. Really?

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Re: Guns don't kill people....

People kill people, guns just make it a lot more easier and efficient.

Easy access to guns makes it common.

Judge slams BT for blaming engineer after 7 metre ceiling plunge

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Oh yes, the problem: the problem is telling which is which without forcing costs up out of all proportion.......

Why do you think there was a judge and court case?

In obesity fight, UK’s heavy-handed soda tax beats US' watered-down warning

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Re: "revenue from any taxes levied...

I think that's an example of the problem, people need to be re-educated about food.

France POPs €800k fine on 'illegal taxi service' Uber's windshield

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Re: Expect more of this when TTIP comes

Like Phillip Morris with Tobago*, should be interesting when they try it with France.

*Daft as it sounds I would have been totally up with Tobago declaring it as war on their sovereignty, and sending special forces to perform rendition on the board, while bombing the Phillip Morris office with their airforce. I know it can't happen but I can dream.

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Re: Good

The drivers themselves probably pay the fees Probably or definetly? This could be an important distinction in a crash.

Brexit threatens Cornish pasty's racial purity

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Re: Heathens!!

I never think of it being a proper Cornish pasty unless it weighs something like a small brick, damn those ones are a proper meal. Also squirrel pasty, they were doing them near a friend of mine down that way suprisingly good.

Bill Gates cooks up poultry recipe for Africans' paltry existence

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Re: Rule of law

It's quite easy to solve the problem of dogs eating chickens, you shoot the dogs. After a while you end up with dogs that don't chase chickens. Sounds harsh yes but thats how I have seen it work.

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Re: [Expletive deleted]!

The amount of people here who are being snarky because they think chickens come from factories, or need highly specialised care, (they come from Jungle Fowl, they are reasonably tough), is rather gobsmacking. Or that there's infrastructure, etc I mean I can get reasoned objections but some of the uninformed yet seemingly arch comments on here....

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Re: Yeah Bill, the thing is...

Well, supply chain, road infrastructure, stuff like that are also going to be needed before you even bother with your chicken factory. Africas fucking big, I mean it go look at a map projection that actual shows by continent size. They don't have good roads.

However if you could say produce say a small semi autonomous unit, that manages its own supply chain by being occasionally self replicating, provides additional protein in a handy protected package, is relatively low maintenance and self sustaining and doesn't require an electrical infrastructure, the waste is reusable, and hunts down some bugs you probably don't want around, you'd be on to a winner.

You could call it something like.... ..chicken?

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Re: Your chickens have not yet come home to roost

Like an art critic who has never held a pencil. Well done.

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Re: Better idea

Yes they are noisy, I used to have some that were owned by the local bar and used to perch on my hammock on my balcony and crow away in the morning. However you will not believe how much tastier it seems to make the bugger when you eat it.

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Re: Thinking it through @Chris G

Is that all chicken breeds though? A lot of the ones I have seen being kept semi wild, where closer to the original Jungle fowl / Bantam type wild bird, they gave me the impression they were pretty tough, considering the jungles they originally lived in were populated by lots of predators.

I've seen some fighting birds breed from the same lot and they were definetly a bit nails for a chicken. Quite tough meat though, comapred with what we get in the UK.

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Re: Chickens eat bugs

Erm yes I agree with the above poster. I have lived in plenty of places they do not feed the chickens=. Chickens are like garbage cans they will eat anything they can, including mice and frogs.once place I used to live they basically just spent all day routing around, minus the odd amorous raid from wild bantams they didn't do to bad, when the evening came they used to all go to a tree and work their way up to roost in the branches. They were pretty tough birds all in all.

The usueful thing for poor people keeping them is the eggs, handy source of protein, I suspect one of the reasons there's a lot of asian dishes that use eggs is because of this, you'll almost always get a rice dish with a fried egg on top.

Developer waits two years for management to define project

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Re: Management...

Any manager who makes their mind up, leaves themselves open to being nailed if somethinng goes wrong, whereas complete ambiguity means they can grab glory if it's right, and they can roll the shit downhill to you if not.

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Give me a moment

I need to check when I started working here....

TalkTalk says 8-month app outage lasting 'bit longer than we hoped'

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Re: any anon commentards

Don't see why it should hit them that badly, 3 offer an app that will link with your home broadband via wifi and give you calls without using minutes, doesn't matter who your broadband provider is, so it can't be that damaging otherwise why offer it to their phone customers?. Plus as someone else said whats app etc.

I'd hazard a guess it's just talk talk being shit sometimes you have to work from the fact that incompetent people are not going to produce good work.

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The Talk Talk line checker, works by having you connect to it's tester page and then testing whether you can connect to it's test page as far as I can see, Joseph Heller works in ISP support.

Oooooklahoma! Where the cops can stop and empty your bank cards – on just a hunch

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It's actually sort of refreshing as long as it's peaceful (it gets very dark if not), you know who is fucking who over. I always figured that most of these corrupt countries are usually youngish unstable governments, our ones like we have in the first world have just become more subtle about screwing us, and institutionalised it by bringing in laws, having old boys networks, tax havens etc. Basically banana republic governments are just amateurs when it comes to screwing the pennies out of the populace.

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Re: wait....... what? @Uncle Slacky

"Meth clowns, nude brawls and shootouts: How Waffle House became the ‘Florida man’ of restaurant chains"

First title on page, not heard of it or Florida Man before, believe I have some light reading now. :)

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Re: wait....... what? @Sgt Oddball

Well if you follow that John Oliver link it talks about how Texas police paid for a Margarita Slushy machine with seized assets, Columbia police think of it as pennies from heaven which they can use to buy new non essential toys, and another place but a 50K Zamboni although they do not know why or where it is.

Can't do that if the accounts are frozen.Plus I guess if you take all of someones money and disappear it, maybe it's harder to fight it.

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Re: Graft

2) You actually get the protection from further harassment that you paid for.

I was once given what can only be described as a receipt to make sure that happened. It was a somewhat confusing shakedown, which included a discussion on football once they knew I was from England.

Some bars I have been in one country had a flag they raised to show they had paid. Different organisations used to come round and offer protection trying to outbid each other on what they could provide as extras, like supplying weed, and getting a blind eye turned by the police (the police were also bidding for the action) like salesmen quoting. Once you went with a vendor the rest left you alone.

Basically it seems criminal gangs in corrupt countries, might be more honest brokers.

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Re: Graft

Also in some countries if you get pulled to help out with the wages, you can actually haggle.

Dyfed-Powys Police fined for publicising pervs' particulars

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The Register reports

Sorry have not some of the previous articles written by you guys been on how easy it is to be placed on the sex offenders register even if it's not really a proper sex crime? Extreme porn laws and such. And yet now you seem to be implying that this info should be released so they can be treated like rapists. Wow man, thought at least the people who wrote for this site had some iota of intelligence and shame.

EU referendum frenzy bazookas online voter registration. It's another #GovtDigiShambles

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Re: Deadline

It may not be smart, but a deadline is still a deadline.

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Deadline

It seems a lot of people here, seem to think deadline actually means some unspecified time before the actual time stated as a deadline. Why is that?

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Re: I'm in two minds about this...

That says beyond, not near the end but before.