* Posts by Triggerfish

2452 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Feb 2010

IBM's Marissa Mayer moment: Staff ordered to work in one of 6 main offices – or face the axe

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TBH I always go on the be polite as well stance (you'll note I said polite refusal first in my post), because I was brought up that way, and also being English I occasionally find myself even wanting to say thank you to the cash machine.

And I really dislike bullies , so have an upvote from me for the sentiment.

But there are certain sort of sales persons who actually try and bully people into passing you through.

They will lie and say they have been talking to the CEO, and threaten you with losing your job if you do not do so, often they will ask your name to take it down. Or they will start with the are you really in a position in the company where you are authorised to do this, you minion technique.

Sometimes they will try it out on newbs I have had working under me, who then feel shitty about falling for it, or worried they have done the wrong thing.

As far as I am concerened those ones are fair game and I have no remorse or mercy.

As for the meetings, it wasn't bullying, the boss would start off by noting the salesmen nice car and shiny rolex which the saleman would be happy to show off, and then make a comment about him not needing to make much bonuses from sales here since he was already doing so well. Then the haggling would start.

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I follow the mantra "Never trust a salemen, Why? because it saves time later"

One of my old employers (a Yorkshire factory owner so you can guess how straight talking he was) used to follow the mantra of "Tell them to go fuck themselves".

I used to love the sales call you occasionally get when a salemen would try after being politely rebuffed, the "are you authorised to refuse to speak/ put me through to" trick......actually mate I am authorised by the boss to tell you to..

Occasionally we would have to talk to them though cos we needed stuff, so he would deal with it, it could be quite brutal for them, I've seen salesmens smile fade like tears in the rain withing the first few sentences of a meeting.

Hello? Police? My darknet drug market was just hacked by criminals

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Re: Bug Bounty Convo

More likely.

"We found this bug."

"OK here's your bounty, let everyone else know i play straight"

There's a lot of credit in being trustworthy, honour amongst thieves and all that.

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I'm going back and reading some William Gibson.

Vapists rejoice! E-cigs lower cancer risk (if you stop smoking, duh)

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Re: Bah!

No I think those things can be pretty rude as well.

My complaint about the vaping in a room with the cloud chasing sort, is the fact that I actually have been in rooms that have their own fog effects.

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Re: Bah!

I do vape, trying to give up the cigs. I have to say I agree, I can totally understand why someone who does not would not want to be in a room with people vaping in the same way they would not want to be in the smoking room especially people who use cloud mixes even as someone who vapes I have worked in rooms with people using them and it gets a bit much.

If it's treated like cigs in that respect though, i.e don't use in an enclosed office space (unless everyone doesn't mind) or as part of policy etc, no vaping in cinemas and such then I don't see why there is an issue with people vaping.

UK uni KCL spunks IT budget on 'reputation management' after IT disaster headlines

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Re: Mountain out of a mole hill

Yes but when a manager refuses to make a decision because the buck would now stop with them when an issue is brought up, I find it hard to blame a tech who has a choice between implement something and get fucked for it because you went past your remit, or leave it as is.

Chrome 56 quietly added Bluetooth snitch API

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@Ac

Hi Mr Ribbit, please come sit in this nice water, yeah I know it's a pot and sitting on a stove, but trust me.

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Re: Keep waiting for the day when users will start to push back....

I have to agree with this, until it get's to a point where it becomes so intrusive people psh back it's going to carry on.

But I think not just because most people don't understand computers, but because companies actively are trying many different ways to get your data.

In a way, slurping on the QT can cause some issues because you can get bitten once people catch on, there's even companies who have taken decent size hits because of this.

The way it really works is companies working the angle through omnichannel marketing and such. Want some vouchers for your supermarket? Sign up, give them your details let them tie that to the data they are picking up when you now connect via wifi to use those vouchers in the shop, and your profile and data footprint grows.

Only the most tinfoil of us would not sign up to nothing, I use things like Amazon for example, and it's these ways that people are really giving away their data, sign up to that supermarket and give them your name, and next thing you know the ad hoarding in your shopping centre is reading your wifi MAC and saying "Hello dave, want to buy some stretchy pants?" (I know you keep buying pie, the supermarket told me so).

Problem is we are getting generations of people who are more and more used to this, and havng the convenience of things just working when they expect, which is the other side of omnichannel marketing, and for the current and coming generations a lot of this is also the boiling frog effect.

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Re: It gets worse every year it seems...

Agree with this, but think of all the non tech users out there. Google must really be harvesting some data if even the paranoid and techy sort that read things like the reg, are finding it harder and harder to get around.

UK defence secretary: Russian hacks are destabilising Western democracy

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Re: clarocque@gmail.com @Archtech

When you are in Boots, do you protest and mobilize against it too? What an exciting life you must have.

What the hell are you talking about?

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Re: clarocque@gmail.com

Protesting and mobilizing against establishment and the democratic process is destabilizing democracy.

I would argue the ability to actually do these things is the sign you are in a democracy.

Would you like to know why I get a lot of action at night?

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Re: Spaced!

That whole scence with the rave was a scarily accurate depiction of the average raving students night out in Manc in the 90's.

Guess who's suffering an email outage. Go on, it's as easy as 123-Reg

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Re: Why would you use email from 123/GoDaddy/HostPapa etc. anyway?

longnamewithnumbers@hotmail says different.

Mines just my name I've been running it that long, strangely pleased about that.

As for the rest, bet a lot of small business end up on Go Daddy, 123 reg to get a company email. Half these places wont have proper IT support, they won't know better.

David Hockney creates new Sun masthead. Now for The Reg...

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Right to much serious

It's Friday. I am off the photoshop a logo of a playmobile man kicking his way through the el Reg masthead and giving the finger to an apple shaped fruit.

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Re: OMFG!

I just hate modern victim culture. And obviously I hate scousers because they transported my ancestors on the slave ships out of Liverpool.

Irony?

HMS Queen Elizabeth is delayed, Ministry of Defence confesses

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Re: Who cares @ Roland6

Would normally agree with you totally, but for designing for the F35 it seems like we are designing for something that doesn't have a decent spec we can work from. If it was a known and tested platform, you could design for it and it's requirements, (we may know some things like the need for arrestor gear, or catapults asstandard kit as such), in this case we see to be doing all this stuff arse backwards.

For example do we add catapults, or do we rely on the fact we have been totally assured that the F35B is fully VTOL with a weapons load? Oh we are fitting the F35C now? the B variant was pants after all... This to me is not properly specced requirements it's guesses, and the assurances of a sales team.

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Still, if we hadn't scrapped the Sea-Harriers, we could be conducting meaningful trails until the F35s are available.

Or just kept them, and possibly developed them further.

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Re: Who cares

When are people going to get past the bull about carriers with no aircraft

The ship has still to complete sea trials, followed by work up as a ship before it gets to starting to work up with aircraft.

When you design something to carry aircraft, it's generally a good idea to know whether it's said aircraft are going to work on it, as well as actually have some. Otherwise surely you risk building a massive floating football field for all it's use.

Strikes me it's a bit like designing a plug socket, but not being told what the plug will look like.

Slack flaunts enterprise handcuffs

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Re: Yay for more fragementation and bloatware in the Enterprise

He has a point there's so many comms channels going on depending on who looked at something and thought thats cool we will use that, its a bit like the proliferation of dropbox, google drive, onedrive etc. They are all handy, but can we just stick to one of them in a business please? Or even just a couple.

Parliamentary Trump-off? Pro-Donald petition passes 100k signatures

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We should have a third petition asking for Brian Blessed to be invited to the event."

And recite Ozymandias; that's what that wall puts me in mind of

OK we need a petition to have Brian Blessed make this announcement as he walks into every engagement.

Trump decides Breitbart chair Bannon knows more about natsec than actual professionals

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Re: "all terrorists are Muslims"

Born in 70's so lived through that in London, I was once standing at a station about 30 years later in Manchester when a little old (white) lady left a bag and wandered off, my first thought was she may be leaving a bomb. Being that paranoid about bags unattended had obviously filtered through.

It used to get boring as a kid being evacuated from various shops because of a bomb scare it was just part of a shopping experience.

Never grew up with a fear of muslims, when I was a kid there was no troubles with fundamentalist sects. Now there are fundamentalistic sects still don't equate that to the average muslim.

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Re: Well this is an interesting experiment @Dan55

I'm reminded of something called the incident pit, cant' help wonder if it's going to carry on and on, just with political changes rather than errors.

Big John is basically one of those guys who spends all his time working grease into the slope.

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Re: It will be yet another war soon

"Political operatives are usually not members of the Council."

Then Richard chose not to mention any exceptions to that statement.

Yes but it does say "usually not", which implies there have been other times this has happened. Whats the problem?

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I have a book for Trump and Bannon, if either of them actually read.

Its called Seven Days in May

For a bad moment there. I thought someone had already achieved Rule 34 on the special relationship.

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Re: "all terrorists are Muslims"

I'm amazed how many people managed to forget Northern Ireland in the '90s.

I was living in Londn, thats why I don't get the we should fear all Muslims thing, by all rights I should be terrirfied of anyone Irish, the sound of an Irish accent on a plane should make me worried they are going to hijack etc.

But I can see that realistically thats all bollocks, so dunno why Muslims are not getting treated with the same level of rationality.

'Maker' couple asphyxiated, probably by laser cutter fumes

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Re: @ Number6

Think htat was one of the irst sorts I saw years ago, they were talking about using it to make artificial hip joints that fitted properly. Quite cool.

President Donald Trump taken on by unlikely foe: Badass park rangers

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Re: NPS jerks

Ok BTW slightly hyperbole answer.

But it's amazing how many people keep doing things and think well it's only a me doing it, or it's just minor harm and don't realise it all adds up. Used to see it with divers, whats it matter if I touch this coral? It's only a bit and only me or I'm only chucking one cigarette butt over the side, next thing you know a hundred grubby hands have screwed a reef, or a turtle is choking after eating a dozen cigarette butts chucked by a dozen individuals.

Eventually you end up getting very fucked off with people doing that.

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Re: Democrats overlooking Obama's record @Lars

As someone British I can assure you our lot is not really that superior. :)It just used to fascinate me because it seemed to carry on down into society for so many as well. One tech I knew had not let his father into his house since his father had asked him to vote for Obama last time, there's been some stuff like taht here, it just seemed more common.

I really do not think (or know enough to think) one system is better than the other just sometimes you realise when talking to people you work with and friends, how much of a shared langauge different culture thing goes on with some conversations.

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Re: NPS jerks

"On Friday, the National Park Service announced a $5,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of three men who trespassed and vandalized the Devils Hole unit of Death Valley National Park. The 40-acre site is detached from the main portion of the park, about 30 miles outside of the park boundary within Nevada's Ash Meadows National Wildlife Refuge. It contains a 500-foot deep pool in the desert that is home to the rarest fish in the world—the Devils Hole pupfish.

The three men who vandalized Devils Hole and their off-road vehicle. (National Park Services Investigative Services Branch)

On the evening of Saturday, April 30, the three men drove around a locked gate at Devils Hole and shot at signs, locks, and a motion sensor on the security system. One of the vandals climbed the fence that protects Devils Hole and swam in the pool, leaving behind a pair of boxers floating in the water. While the men tried to disable the cameras at the site by yanking out the wires, their shenanigans were still captured on video. They also left behind beer cans and some vomit. Abby Wines, the public information officer for the park, told LAist that they thankfully did not vomit into the water of Devils Hole."

You're right that shit should totally be allowed.

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Re: no bias nor inflamatory tone, move along

TMCDR*

*To Much Caps Didn't Read

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Re: no bias nor inflamatory tone, move along

Man you gotta fix that keyboard.

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Re: Democrats overlooking Obama's record

I have to say the partisanship in the US (although guess we see some of that in the UK with Brexit right now), is always quite suprsing, a lot of the people I have talked to in the US are very partisan with their politics and refuse to see the other side at all. I have had more than onepersons tell me they have refused certain people in their house because they had different politics. (I'm talking someone being a democrat versus repulican, rather than say supporting something like Nazi's and the Clan). And it's only from my small sample grop so could be completly wrong.

I know not all people like that in the US aren't like that plenty of American friends, but it seems more prevalent.

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Re: What can possibly go wrong?

You missed out meglomaniac, demagogue and twat. ;)

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Re: About time

Oh Big John. I'm so sorry but just look at all those down votes! I'm afraid like our glorious King we aren't winning the popular vote. At least we can console ourselves with being Right.

Must be all those illegal forum joiners.

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Re: Less than a week in the position...

If Trump were impeached, I assume his bible-banging VP, Pence, would take over. As a Brit, I would not wish that upon our American friends

Well Sir on this side you have the devil, and this side well it's the sea deep and blue.

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Re: So want to see this at some point

Oustanding Nate

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It's like a movie

Y'know when he first started running I joked to a friend he reminded me of that guy in the Dead Zone, y'know the one who Johhny has a vision of starting a nuclear war, but fails because he tries to use a baby as a shield.

Then just after the alt facts of the inauguartion I joked it was a bit like the prelude in a film, where you see these sort of things happening, then it goes wavy lines and someone in a guy fawkes mask, stalks between the shadows of spotlights, while people wearing uniforms by Hugo Boss, stand gaurd.

Anyway lets see.

supress free speech - check

limit press - check

newspeak - check

black sites - check

torture - check

cut off sanctaury cities - check

hate week - check

Useful Idiots - check.

big fucking wall to put spotlights on for V to run around under - working on it

Former Mozilla dev joins chorus roasting antivirus, says 'It's poison!'

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Re: Problem with Anti-Virus

Reminds me of an Internet Café (god, remember those?)

Always interesting when travelling and using internet cafes to email from, the amount of people who never logged out of email or other sites they had been visiting. Lucky I was nice and used to clear down the history/cookies/logins etc for them.

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Re: From the 90's on....

But I love the McaFee I get bundled on every new PC and laptop... now excuse me just got to go see about this head injury.

Trump signs 'no privacy for non-Americans' order – what does that mean for rest of us?

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Re: Trump has become more deranged

Surely someone must be arranging a nice trip through Dallas in an open topped car soon.

Chinese bloke cycles 500km to get home... in the wrong direction

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Re: If only all coppers were so nice

I guess you've never taken just enough to cover what you wanted to do that night, and no more, as a way of controlling your spending?

Yes thats why I always used to to make sure I hid some money somewhere else from the rest, covering spending also means money to get back home, if you have no decent plans to get back home, then you are merely an amateur pisshead and deserve no kudos.

Also, what a caring society we live in when 2 people walking down the road can't get help from passers by.

Depending on where you live it could be quite a mistake to stop and pick up a couple of randoms in the dark/ early hours of the morning. I doubt I would have.

Also possibly the police have better things to do than act as a taxi service to two people? Especially if they seem able bodied a healthy twelve mile walk is a good lesson in well, step one ..keeping your fare money.

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Re: If only all coppers were so nice

Some can be I was in Thailand with a GF who had twisted her ankle, we were leaving a concert a few miles out from the city and public transport hadn't been well organised, so it was a rush to cabs which were driving down from the nearby airport, which we were loosing badly due to limping GF.

So we were walking along the road everyone overtaking us, and it was looking at being a long time before we made it back. Cop car stops, copper gets out, doesn't say a word just puts us in the back of a car (you don't argue with Thai cops they have a reputation for sometimes being dodgy, and there is the face thing people have been shot), last thing we see is our friends gesturing to us from other side of the road and looking worried but reassuring us they knew we had been picked up.

He drives along the road in front of the crowds pulls his car across it blocking part of the road and stops the cabs standing in the road, with his hand resting on his holstered .45. Then hustles us out of the cab and tells the cabbie to take us home.

What a dude.

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Re: Sun

If you can't read a map, knowing where the sun is doesn't make much difference. Plus you need to have some idea of how to use the sun to tell which way is North.

Modular dud drags LG to first loss in six years

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Re: Modular was always a silly idea

I don't think maybe modular is a to bad idea, although I do struggle to think what it could be used for, it looks like motorola have a projector add on for theirs.

But if you had a look at the LG, the way it did it was a bit ropey. I had a look at one in the shop and first though was thats gonna break all to easily.

UK.gov tells freelance techies to slap 20 per cent on fees as IR35 tax hike looms

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If you're in the UK you're being ripped off because the first two of those are illegal for permies.

4 sounds a bit dodgy to me as well, and if you are paying it I'd be looking at claiming back taxes.

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Even part timers are entitled to holiday pay, how is your company geting away with that?