Google Ate My Children
What is it with El Reg and Google? Have they p!ssed in your kettle or what?
Why don't you just rename your domain wehategoogletheyaretrulyevil.co.uk?
Oh my lordy, I was buzzing yesterday and today. That'll have given away my geolocation and the people in the black helicopters will now be able to find me and use my credit card details to buy their fuel. Hide under the desks until they go away.
Security lapse my @rse. I warn you, you're beginning to sound silly.
As I said to the MS salesman who failed to persuade me to live.com instead of Google Apps: "The good news is, you're not paranoid. The bad news is, because everyone is out to get you."