* Posts by A Non e-mouse

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F-35B Block 4 software upgrades will cost Britain £345m

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Facepalm

So the fighter aircraft we bought can't actually be used in real fights. To achieve that, we have to pay more money for the Chuck Norris version software.

Nice sales job there by Lockheed.

Five things you need to know about Microsoft's looming Windows 10 Spring Creators Update

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Re: Business as usual

Windows 7 is probably the last time that Microsoft cared in any way about the user experience with Windows

I doubt they actually cared about users. They only made changes in Windows 7 'cause no-one was buying Vista which hurt their bottom line.

BOOM! Cambridge Analytica explodes following extraordinary TV expose

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Re: Should be interesting to hear their excuses

I hope Nix and his pals like porridge

You're forgetting one important detail: Only little people like us get to taste porridge. Rich **** get a slap on the wrists and told not to do it again.

Intel: Our next chips won't have data leak flaws we told you totally not to worry about

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Re: Actually...

I find it an interesting co-incidence that before Intel announce their fixed CPUs, AMD CPUs are trashed with vulnerabilities by a new Security Company based in Israel, are they trying to increase the share price or is it part of a FUD campaign

In this latest AMD case, the Israeli company admitted to shorting AMD's stock.

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Re: Actually...

We are [just] human. We simply can't make perfection...

And the modern x86 architecture ain't no simple 4-bit CPU. It's a behemoth. I'm surprised there aren't more errors in it.

Google to 'forget me' man: Have you forgotten what you said earlier?

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Journalists in court

I was listening to an interview with Ian Hislop (as editor of Private Eye) He said he was amazed at how infrequently journalists now attend court hearings. He thought that journalists are shying away from stories that require more than five minutes work as many people are only interested in reading a few lines about a story before getting bored and moving on.

Long form journalism is a dying art.

Developers dread Visual Basic 6, IBM Db2, SharePoint - survey

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Re: Diversity?

It's not the fault of employers that the majority of those who studied for development roles are straight white men

So the question is: Why do so few non-white males study software engineering in the first place?

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..why would you care about diversity? It doesn't really affect you.

Because people from different backgrounds might have different ideas?

More power to UK, say 'leccy vehicle makers. Seriously, they need it

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Scale

...the £500m set aside in the last budget by the UK government "goes nowhere in catching up with the £6bn Obama put into America...

So America has put 12 times as much into electric vehicle infrastructure compared to the UK. Trying to compare UK/USA investment figures is not easy (Apples Vs Oranges). A couple of statistics:

* America has five times the population of the UK. (326m Vs 65m)

* America has 36 times the area of the UK (9.1m km2 Vs 248k km2)

* America has 8 times the number of cars compared to the UK (266m Vs 31m)

* America's GDP is 7 times larger than the UK's ($19.3 trillion Vs $2.5 trillion)

Overall, I don't think the £500m that's been committed in the UK is totally out of line with what America are up to.

Maplin shutdown sale prices still HIGHER than rivals

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Re: A note on customer service , retailers

One weekend I walked into a furniture store as I needed a new bed. The store was quiet as I walked in and I saw all the sales staff clock me. One by one they came up to me to ask if they could help. I walked out without buying anything.

IBM thinks Notes and Domino can rise again

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It would be nice to have some half decent competition for Exchange.

Are you Falcon sure, Elon? Musk vows Big Rocket will go up 2019

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It makes babes?

Intel ponders Broadcom buy as Qualcomm's exec chair steps away

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Here's an even more radical option: Break them up so they're not so big.

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If Intel want to compete they're going to have to go with ARM

But that would mean Intel admitting that the x86 architecture isn't perfect. In the past Intel had a variety of CPU architectures (including ARM cpus) but binned the lot.

Sneaky satellite launch raises risk of Gravity-style space collision

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Re: Can't they just use lasers to vapourise them?

But how are the sharks expected to see those tiny satellites?

Sacked saleswoman told to pay Intel £45k after losing discrim case

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For some reason the post was deleted

Maybe it was because the case was sub-judice so under UK law (Which El Reg is subject to) it would have been prejudicial. Failing to remove the comment could have landed El Reg is hot water.

Hey Alexa, Siri and Cortana: Cisco says you’re bad at business

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Apple tie up

Trollope also mentioned that Cisco's partnership with Apple could see Spark and Siri strike up a conversation

I don't know what Cisco & Apple have gotten up to in private, but in public I don't see anything that's actually come out of this (in)famous partnership.

ESA builds air-breathing engine that works in space

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Re: Typo

I wouldn't bother applying for the job as you missed the "Tips and corrections" link that's at the bottom of every story.

10 PRINT "ZX81 at 37" 20 GOTO 10

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@deanb01 Re: Display Memory

It's also possible to fool the display routines into producing a pseudo high-resolution image.

In the days of the 8-bit (and I think 16 bit) home computers, the hardware was simpler and usually well documented so you could perform all sorts of tricks way beyond what the manufacturer originally intended. That's why emulating a lot of this hardware is quite hard as you have to emulate the chips to a very precise level to allow those hacks to work. See this Ars Technica article about the difficulty of doing accurate emulation.

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Display Memory

With displaying a screen consuming 793 bytes of precious, precious memory

Actually the ZX81 was a bit cleverer than that. If it detected it only had 1K of RAM, it used a slightly different way to story the screen: It stored each line up to its newline. That way, short lines of text used less memory than long lines. I recall seeing a game that only used the top-left corner of the screen to save memory.

Good luck saying 'Sorry I'm late, I had to update my car's firmware'

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A friend was late a meeting. He was curing accepting the Tesla software update - thinking it would be something that would take only a few minutes. I think he said it took half an hour.

Wi-Fi Alliance allegedly axed army reservist for being called up. Now the Empire strikes back

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Unhappy

Re: Lots of equivalents

It's commonplace in France, laying off a union or works council rep is almost impossible

At the place where I work, there are several union reps. One works hard at their day day as well as being a reasonable union rep. The others are crap at their day jobs and make lots of noise about their union ties. We can't fire the useless ones due to managements fear of consequences.

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Proof

I’d have thought the hard part would be proving that he was fired because he was a reservist. Unless it’s “Guily untill proved innicent”.

Wearables are now a two-horse race and Google lost very badly

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Men Vs Women

Perhaps noticing that only men ever seem to wear an Apple Watch

In my immediate family, I see a 50/50 split between men & women wearing Apple watches. And I've tended to see more women down the gym wearing them than men.

Executing the DIMM sidestep: Movements in High Bandwidth Memory

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I seem to recall that the reason PCI Express was invented was that it is very hard to keep all the lines in a parallel connection in sync at high speed. So how are they getting around this high speed sync issue on the memory interfaces? And how on earth will they expand this to 1024 bits?

RIP... almost: Brit high street gadget shack Maplin Electronics

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Re: The web site was awesome.

Still, it looks like the developers are ok. It seems like they have de-camped to Halfords.

Oh, PLEASE can Halfords give us back those plastic flip cards for selecting the correct wiper blades. The new tablets they put in there are hopeless. They never seem to work when I'm in there....

US Supremes take a look at Microsoft's Irish email slurp battle, and yeah, not a great start

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Re: "The whole idea of territoriality is strained"

I think the justices' point is that you can move data very easily with the click of a mouse in seconds with no physical activity or trace. Moving a filing cabinet of documents between jurisdictions involves having to shift something physical cross through customs.

Hubble Space Telescope one of 16 suffering data-scrambling sensor error

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Pint

Obligatory beer for the boffins who spotted this and identified the underlying cause.

UK's BT: Ofcom's wholesale superfast broadband price slash will hurt bottom line

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Re: Bad move

Your comment implies that BT's engineers only do top quality professional work.

Two problems here: Firstly, it assumes BT's engineers are actually doing the work. Around here, I usually see sub contractors working for BT (& Virgin). Secondly, assuming it is a BT engineer and not a subbie, you're assuming the engineer is actually interested in doing a good job, rather than just doing enough not to get fired.

There may be quality BT engineers, but there aren't many of them.

Perusing pr0nz at work? Here's a protip: Save it in a file marked 'private'

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Pr0n at work

Why is it that people have to view pr0n at work? Why can't they wait a few hours until they get home?

Putting the urgency in emergency: UK's delayed emergency services network review... delayed

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Vehicle Solution

..some areas remain difficult, such as how the in-vehicle solutions will work.

You mean they haven't solved how to provide a solution for vehicles yet? It's not as if the emergency services only have five vehicles between them all. Surely this should have been solved at the design stage as part of their bid, not at the last minute of implementation.

Sorry, I can't hear you, the line's VoLTE

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Re: It's only a challenge...

But don't hold your breath - when did you last hear a UK network advertise on voice quality?

What we really need is for the carriers to interconnect at something other than G.711.

Opportunity knocked? Rover survives Martian winter, may not survive budget cuts

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Re: Give it away.

the answer should be, build more deep space communications dishes

I've read multiple times that Nasa's deep space comms system is stretched thin. I've always wondered why something (more dishes on Earth, maybe relay satellites) hasn't been done to increase capacity. I guess it's because improved comms is less sexy than big rockets.

Oh sh-itcoin! Crypto-dosh swap-shop Coinbase empties punters' bank accounts

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At least in the UK we have the Direct Debit Guarantee. So anything taken from my bank account by DD, by an authorised company must be returned to that account on the day I complain to the bank, with no evidence required. Then they have to prove they had the right to take the money or it stays in my account, and they owe the bank (who have more lawyers than me).

I think someone's finding out that that isn't quite how it works in practise....

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Joke

Re: only 39 per cent of Americans could raise $1,000 to cover an emergency bill

People have big balances on credit cards (unwise)

What is this "Credit Card" thing you speak of?

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Re: only 39 per cent of Americans could raise $1,000 to cover an emergency bill

Is it that 39% of American's don't have $1,000 in savings they could raid in an emergency, or that 39% have such bad credit that they can't borrow $1,000 in an emergency?

Top tip: Don't bother with Facebook's two-factor SMS auth – unless you love phone spam

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Product Vs User

Just remember, when using Facebook, you are not the user: You are the product to be ruthlessly exploited for advertiser's money.

Stephen Elop and the fall of Nokia revisited

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Everyone has their own priorities. For some, it's climbing to the top of the tree regardless of cost. For others, it's about enjoying life.

I generally enjoy my job, and it allows me to spend time doing my own thing (hobbies, spending time with other half, etc..)

HTC phone supremo leaves months after Google guts firm for best and brightest

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Re: Does this mean...

Google already has form in this arena: Motorola.

Roses are red, Kaspersky is blue: 'That ban's unconstitutional!' Boo hoo hoo

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Good Luck

Good luck with that. The government will trot out the usual "National Security" line and that'll be the end of it.

You won't believe this: Nokia soars back into phone-flinger top 3

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Nokia could have dominated if they'd jumped into Android when they had the chance

I think Nokia were in trouble before then. I remember reading an article where a Nokia insider confessed that they were just turning out phone model after phone model with no actual plan or segregation between them. What model got what feature was almost random.

The problem with Android seems to be that most people are in a race to the bottom ('cause it's so easy to produce a cheap Android phone). You have to sell a lot of phones at wafer thin margins to stay alive. That, or you have to have some unique feature that no-one else can copy (that consumers actually want) that you can charge way above cost for.

Let's get to know each other first: Joe Public won't share their data with just anyone

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Re: chocolate

So, if I put on a nice suit, get out my most respectable clipboard, go to a typical main street in the U.K. and offer people chocolate for their passwords, I'll have a lot of chocolate at the end of the day?

Nope

Vodafone boasts 200Mbps with 4G mini mast in Cornish trial

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Planning Consent

So how is this new mast reducing delays due to planning consent?

Living in a conservation area, planning consent for new masts is impossible to get.

Military techie mangled minicomputer under nose of scary sergeant

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In one machine room I've been in, the light switch and emergency power off are next to each other behind the door as you enter the room. We've pleaded with the electricians to move the light switch, but they said it was impossible. I think the sparks are having far too much schadenfreude.

Brit regulator pats self on back over nuisance call reduction: It's just 4 billion now!

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Fines

In 2017, the ICO issued 29 civil monetary penalties totalling £2.8m

And how much of that was actually paid?

VMware sticks finger in Meltdown/Spectre dike for virtual appliances

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Appliances..

vCenter, for example, now ships as an appliance because VMware would rather you did not install it as a guest

The vCentre appliance *IS* a guest under vSphere/ESXi.

Where's that El Reg tombstone icon again...?

What did we say about Tesla's self-driving tech? SpaceX Roadster skips Mars, steers to asteroids

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Pint

Do you think they've finished celebrating yet over at SpaceX? That's gonna be one hell of a hangover. But well deserved.

ASA tells Poundland and its teabagging elf: Enough with the smutty social ninja sh*t

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@A/C Re: Fondly referencing 'Carry On',...

The found Love Thy Neighbour hilarious as it made fun of bigots and racists

The scary thing is that some people don't understand this level of humor and don't realize that Alf Garnett, Al Murray's The Pub Landlord, etc are the ones being laughed at.

UK PM Theresa May orders review of online abuse laws in suffrage centenary speech

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The joy of performing a review is that it has the look of doing something whilst actually doing nothing.

Women beat men to jobs due to guys' bad social skills. Whoa – you mad, fellas? Maybe these eggheads have a point...

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Re: Gender roles are the problem

If women want both a career and a family, then they will have to start choosing men [1] that are also willing to have both a career and a family.

I knew a couple where, to start with, the wife stayed at home to look after the children and the husband went out to work. They quickly realised that the wife had much more earning potential (and enjoyed her old job a lot more than the husband enjoyed his) so they swapped: The husband stayed at home and the wife worked. It worked really well for them.