* Posts by A Non e-mouse

3270 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Jan 2010

Boffins want to stop Network Time Protocol's time-travelling exploits

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Holmes

Re: Time NTP was upgraded(See what I did there!)

Also the companies behind them seem to be populated by muppets that don't understand the products or service they are selling.

To be fair, you could say that about most companies.

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So how's this different from specifying multiple servers for the normal NTP client? When I do that and one server is out of whack compared to the others, you know what? The NTP client rejects the dodgy server as a time source.

When Google's robots give your business the death sentence – who you gonna call?

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My significant other works in a small retail shop. They use a web/cloud based till system. If there's a problem, you have to log a support ticket and wait three days for a response - even if your business can't function. No way to flag an issue as urgent, no telephone option, no way to pay extra for better support. You just have to wait.

WPA3 is the magic number? Protocol refresh promises tighter Wi-Fi security

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Re: Apple wins then loses

My Apple airport hasn’t had a firmware update in a while. I wish it did have - maybe Apple would fix the IPv6 support in it.

Brit reseller Aria PC's appeal against HMRC VAT fraud finding gets under way

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Re: The future...

Er, this is the appeal...

Atari accuses El Reg of professional trolling and making stuff up. Welp, here's the interview tape for you to decide...

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Re: Oh how the might have fallen...

Forget professional trolling, Atari and Amiga owners have been trolling each other since before "trolling" was a thing.

Bit late to the party you lot were. Us Speccy/Amstrad/Comodore 64 kids were well versed in trolling - I can assure you! (Those rich BBC kids never got involved)

HPE CEO pledges $4bn Edge R&D splurge

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Rinse & repeat

This sounds an awful lot like what happened in the 80s & 90s. Instead of having dumb terminals talking to the central mainframe, you'd have smart PCs that could add more value to the data in the mainframe.

Having gone back to the old dumb client/central server setup (Cloud & web browser*) we're now heading back to the fat client.

* If the web browser were truly dumb, we'd probably avoid a lot of the security problems with them.

Cryptography is the Bombe: Britain's Enigma-cracker on display in new home

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Re: State Secret.

The story is that Churchill et al wanted to keep secret the fact that we broke Enigma, et al, as we knew the Russian's had collected a load of the machines from the Nazis at the end of the war for their own use.

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Or Tommy Flowers

'No, we are not rewriting Office in JavaScript' and other Microsoft tales

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Joke

Emacs

You are not able to write an OS, a DBMS, or even an Office suite with an scripting language

Does LISP count as a scripting language?

Pwned with '4 lines of code': Researchers warn SCADA systems are still hopelessly insecure

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Re: SCADA systems running windows

I had to (briefly) work with a Linux based system that was so old it only worked on servers you could buy on eBay.

The chances of anything really new coming from storage are a million to one, but still they come

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Thumb Up

Thumbs up for the War Of The Worlds headline.

Trump kept ZTE alive as ‘personal favour’ to Chinese president Xi

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Re: "The US president claims he’s a negotiator"...

I have yet to see him perform in any way like a Statesman or true politician

But isn't that his main claim? That's he's not like the usual career politicians and is a breath of fresh air?

Worst. Birthday. Ever. IPv6's party falls flat

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Joke

@ Waseem Alkurdi

You forget to include "Think of the children"

1,300 customers of Brit bank TSB defrauded due to botched IT migration

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There was a BBC News article on how Sweden is pushing very hard to go cashless. Many shops their now only accept card payments.

Microsoft commits: We're buying GitHub for $7.5 beeeeeeellion

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Joke

Surely you mean SCCS?

Your F-35s need spare bits? Computer says we'll have you sorted in... a couple of years

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Re: I'll have some of that business please

The actual software engineering time is probably just a fraction of the cost. Most of it is probably made up by all the paper pushers (Project managers, lawyers, etc) who insist in being involved to oversee the work.

You should find out what's going on in that neural network. Y'know they're cheating now?

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Gigo

It all sounds like a case of Gigo: Garbage in, garbage out.

If you don't truly understand the data you're feeding into your model, you're never going to get anything meaningful back out.

As any seasoned programmer will tell you: Know and understand your inputs! This applies to any system: From neural nets all the way down to simple sed commands.

A Reg-reading techie, a high street bank, some iffy production code – and a financial crash

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I'm not a massive fan of the "+=" and "=+" shortcuts. Far too easy to confuse them (or, like the article, just miss the plus sign out entirely!)

Even if you have very long variable names, the autocomplete in modern IDEs should make this a trivial thing to do.

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Testing

Yes, we've heard of it...

International Maritime Organisation turns salty gaze on regulating robotic shipping

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Re: Tortuga bound

Whilst there’s no crew to take hostage, there’s a big ship to loot (i.e. cargo!) with no-one getting in your way.

Trio indicted after police SWAT prank call leads to cops killing bloke

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Re: VoIP... SMH

The worldwide telephone system was built in the days when a gentleman's word could be relied upon. i.e. Everyone trusted everyone else. (i.e. you never needed to validate incoming numbers). But those heady days are long gone. It's so easy now to spoof calling numbers that they are practically worthless.

Add VoIP to the mix, and phone numbers can no longer be trusted to tell you anything. e.g. At work, we have a SIP connection with a major UK telco. The phone number that is presented to the emergency services is from a city 50 miles away. (And no, we can't change that!)

The future of radio may well be digital, but it won't survive on DAB

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Re: Out of sync

Those cheers are unlikely if England are playing.

I heard a story of a school child in Wales being asked who they'd support in the World Cup as Wales didn't qualify. "Whoever England are playing" was the answer.

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Re: Test Area

I recall reading that they had to keep the Freeview transmissions at a lower power to stop them interfering with the analogue signal. Once they switched off the analogue transmitter in an area, they could ramp up the Freeview power (and also switch on more transmitters)

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Re: Out of sync

When digital TV first came out, the BBC announced that they would no longer show a clock before, say, the news, as they could no longer guarantee how long it would take a digital signal to propagate end to end.

If I listen to a radio station via a TV and them walk into another room and listen via, say, FM, I'm surprised at the difference in time between the signals: 2-3 seconds usually.

You know me, I don't know you: Hospital reportedly raps staff for peeking at Ed Sheeran data

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Re: He has records? Lucky chap!

I had a job working in a doctors surgery. It was surprising how often they failed to find patients records. Some were literally found down the back of the filing cabinet.

Open justice FTW! El Reg fought the law – and El Reg won

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Unhappy

I tried getting details of a case about someone I knew. The court told me that as the case was over six months old, I'd need to apply to the judge to receive copies.

Brit prosecutors fined £325k after losing unencrypted vids of police interviews

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Fines are meaningless.

In other areas, (e.g. Health & Safety) a board member is ultimately responsible at a company. We need a change in the law to force one board member to be responsible for data protection. That way, there is one, clearly identifiable person, who can be held accountable and sent down when their organization screws up.

It's true – it really is grim up north, thanks to Virgin Media. ISP fined for Carlisle cable chaos

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Re: 400 Reinstatement notices...

I suspect Pickeys would feel offended being compared to VM's civil works contractors.

UKFast bit barn yarn: 'Cisco switch glitch' leads to service ditch

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Joke

an as-yet-unspecified technical glitch

You mean someone did a "reload" without a "write mem" before hand?

Openreach consults on shift of 16 MEEELLION phone lines to VoIP by 2025

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Problems

I can see two problems, which aren't the sole responsibility of BT.

1 - Lifts. Currently, lift providers throw the biggest hissy fit imaginable if you try to connect the lift's emergency line to anything other than an exchange line. Is someone going to beat them over the head and get them to finally accept an IP based connection?

2 - Redcare. Is there going to be a replacement for Redcare for alarm lines?

Wah, encryption makes policing hard, cries UK's National Crime Agency

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Decrypted Comms

All that decrypted comms does, is give spooks more data. This does not mean it gives them more information.

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The recent Paris stabbing isn't the first suspect they knew about before they committed a crime....

Virtue singing – Spotify to pull hateful songs and artists

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Re: Spotify to pull hateful songs and artists

And the Sex Pistols, and...

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He was accused, tried in court and found not guilty. Yet the public insists that he's guilty of something so we must do something.

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Meh

I wonder what they'll make of Tim Minchin's The Pope Song under those rules.

NB - If you're easily offended, you're better off avoiding The Pope Song.

VMware to finally deliver full-function HTML5 vSphere client

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Re: Not necessarily lazy or stupid

They did with an embedded HTML server in ESXi.

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Re: C# vSphere client was - how shall we put this? – bad. Just bad

Its major failing was that it only ran on Windows. Otherwise, it was a heck of a lot better than the Flash abomination. You know your latest product is bad when your own tech support staff refuse to use it.

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two-and-a-half years is rather a long time to wait for a much-needed new client. Especially for a company that relies on the goodwill of sysadmins

B******s. VMware were as lazy as f**k. vSphere & vCentre cost an arm and a leg. They should have been able to easily afford the engineering resources to do this properly from day one.

Glibc 'abortion joke' diff tiff leaves Richard Stallman miffed

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The Issues

1. Should (technical) documentation contain jokes?

2. Is this joke offensive?

3. Has Stallman over stepped the mark in insisting that the joke stays in?

Have I missed anything?

Every major OS maker misread Intel's docs. Now their kernels can be hijacked or crashed

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@Archtech Re: I'm impressed

Good (technical) product documentation is rare, nowadays. It takes a certain type of person to write it, and they need time to write it.

However, companies nowadays see this effort as overhead and ripe for cutting. (I've even used a product where the supplier said they refused to write any documentation!)

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Re-Education

The Register expects plenty of OS developers are about to be sent to compulsory re-education sessions on the x86-64 architecture

The x86 architecture is so big and complex I'd be surprised if anyone knew it completely. The instruction set reference guide from Intel is over 2,000 pages long alone. And that's just one of the four volumes!

The more complex a device, the less likely you are to fully understand how it works and the easier it is to get it (horribly) wrong.

Second wave of Spectre-like CPU security flaws won't be fixed for a while

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Re: Untrusted Code?

All of these problems with Spectre and Meltdown go away if you're confident that the code you're running is not out to attack your system.

And how do you do that reliably? For example, code signing just proves that someone wrote the code, not that the code is safe. Nor can you use static analysis to prove code is safe.

UK age-checking smut overlord won't be able to handle the pressure – critics

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Sex Education

a "distraction from the real issues" of poor funding for compulsory sex education in schools.

Please explain why only schools can educate children about sex & relationships. What about these things called "parents".

Ah, I know: Take no responsibility and blame someone else.

Hacking charge dropped against Nova Scotia teen who slurped public records from the web

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Re: um details?

Throughout the article, there are all the details of the fabricated alleged crime. Plus, as others have pointed out, there is also a link to El Reg's previous article on the subject.

I'm not sure why you're having such a rant. Did the story author radically change the article after your post to include all the missing background details?

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police said that, following nearly a month of investigation

It took them a month to reach that conclusion? WTF were they doing in that time?

NASA demos little nuclear power plant to help find little green men

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Only 10kw?

Is this just a proof of concept as 10kw doesn't sound like much power to me.

NASA dusts off FORTRAN manual, revives 20-year-old data on Ganymede

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Re: tape to cloud?

Ask librarians & archivists about this. It's something they worry about all the time. Just look at the BBC Domesday project. After just a short period of time they were unable to read the discs.

Take-off crash 'n' burn didn't kill the Concorde, it was just too bloody expensive to maintain

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Re: Watch the Channel 5 documentary

I was going to mention that too. One of the points I remembered about that program, was one of the pilots saying that after they did some market research they found that customers didn't actually know how much their ticket cost and so they could increase it and improve their finances.

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Duxford

There's also a (pre-production) Concorde at Duxford. I've been in it and I was surprised at how cramped it was inside.