Re: Catch 42 Enigma ...... a Colossal Conundrum for Captivating Cyber Circles in Dire Straits
Either that or it's a Google translation of something that made sense in Martian...
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I once wore a T-shirt by Stussy, which has a picture of a gun on it, which morphs into a trumpet with the word "Peace" being blown out of it..
I was stopped at Heathrow and told that I cannot wear this t-shirt on to my flight... I had to ask for the "senior" security person to come along and explain to the other security bod that there was no issue with me wearing this t-shirt....
If they'd made me take it off, I wonder if I'd have been done for indecent exposure (of my moobs!)
You or I may be able to do this to our own...
But do you really think that any of the current crop of IT teachers in schools would have the first clue about how any of what you listed works?
At least my lot were useless, I remember my first "lesson", the guy spent 45 minutes showing us how to insert a floppy disk the right way... FFS...
The story (has to be plausible to attract the names & therefore the the suckers to view it):
He's the boy next door, they are the adopted sisters next door. And the staple of bollywood movies, it's a love triangle. One sister is in love with the boy, but the boy is in love with the other sister. It's a rom-com with a twist...
Characters:
The boy next door - Eddie Murphy in a fat suit (a role he will be well familiar with)
The first sister - Adam Sandler in a fat suit (the sister who is in love with the boy)
The second sister - Martin Lawrence in a fat suit (the sister the boy is in love with)
Directed by:
Uwe Boll
Twist at the end:
Woopie Goldberg is the mother who gave the second sister and the boy up for adoption - i.e. they are brother and sister, turns up inexplicably looking for them. And they all find out - film ends on the horror of it...
It's gotta be worth a Razzie...
I agree, this is the only saving grace of flying in to Heathrow - it works a charm. Only on one or two occasions have the gates been fenced off with no apparent explanation (in nearly three years of regularly travelling through Heathrow).
It is a government funded (i.e. outsourced) IT project, so the fact that it doesn't work 100% isn't really a surprise (name one government funded IT project that "just works"(TM)..)
That's where you are mistaken...
This only applies to the plebs, the bourgeoisie are free to continue their hedonistic ways unabated...
In one fell swoop, the entire population of the UK have been classes as terrorists and paedophiles - time to ship the lot to the counterweight continent methinks (oh wait, that was tried before)...
Mortal Kombat - $18mil budget
Street Fighter - $35mil budget
Hitch (I got dragged along by my wife!) - $70 mil budget
Sweeny Todd (one of two films that I've walked out of in the first 5 minutes) - $50mil budget, singing - in a film - WTF? Sad thing was, walked out and sneaked into watch "I am Legend" - what an absolute pile of crap.
I am Legend - $150mil bdget
Sonny (the first film I've ever walked out of) - We were in portugal during the Euros, and the local cinema was showing nothing else - so I dragged my "friend" from the gem below (for revenge)
And my most favourite - the absolute and utter tripe that is:
Practical Magic - $75mil budget, with cast like that, a sure fire hit, slowly driving screws in to my own eyes would have been more pleasurable... I and a few others got dragged along to this by my "friend" - who I have somewhat got some revenge back on....
unless there is sufficient investment (i.e. better pay) to attract the right kind of teachers to teach this stuff, it's really not going to work is it?? there's lot's of rhetoric, but there isn't really any detail as to how any of this is going to work is there, and until it does, let's reserve judgement...
I reckon they ought to allow schools to try to attract business sponsorship, and may be even partner with various companies to provide some form of input into teaching these courses - at uni there is quite a bit of involvement, but imo, by that point it's too late...
The real folk who are engaged in real work in this field are the most ideally placed to take some of this responsibility, and I for one, if such a program was available and work were okay with spending an hour or so every so often on it, would gladly participate (I just don't want to be burdened with bullshit lesson plans and all that crap).
at my last work place, they were big on getting into secondary schools and encouraging visits etc. to highlight what they did etc. worked very well.
finally I will no longer have to pay to upgrade to the next wizzbang format... Question is, how will stuff that I already own be treated, or will I need to buy a UV "license" for existing content if I want to be format agnostic...
so many questions, hopefully they'll get it right...
I think you've got the wrong end of the stick there mate. It's all about the context in which such terms are used - "Brit" has never been used in any derogatory context, where as the other word has. Just like many other commonly frowned upon words...
Blame history, not double standards...
On the other hand, it is a daft idea - people will simply move to other expressions which imply the same thing - they can't control free thinking (at least not yet...)...
I have to say that an "individual" may be rational and sensible (except the folk who form their opinions based on the crap in the daily wail), unfortunately as a collective, "people" are pretty stupid and gullible...
So yes, there are a sensible few, like the ones piping up here in rage, but it only takes a stupid few to get something like this out of control... (case in point: this particular campaign made it through to a public broadcast!)
There are are so many parallels going back in history, it's scary... And what's more scary is that these senior nitwits who approved this campaign, should have been in the "sensible majority" - but clearly weren't, and more importantly, clearly not aware of history!
So, I say, what we need to do send the fucking idiots responsible for this cockup (and any future ones) on a GCSE course in History!
strictly speaking a "byline" is not only an author's name, typically it can summarise the article as well (what, for example, would you call the line that appears under the headline on your home page?).. But yes, I meant "headline" in this case, typing faster than my brain/finger filter could cope...
sensationalist bylines to attract views??? smacks of desperation...
I thought pinky and perky running the country has made a sensible decision for a moment there...
far more interesting than some random government ICT project that will no doubt be over budget and delayed by four years - just in time for the new government to scrap it...
Is it using Access? I think some details on the underlying technology should be given, considering that this is an ICT rag?
Seriously though... you need to get your head out of your arse... there is a valid point being raised here if you put the Apple/Adobe shite aside - HTML5...
The problem with these so called "standards" is that they really aren't, a lot is left to the interpretation of various vendors (no surprise there as they are behind the whole shebang), and we have the current situation where each vendor has its own interpretation of the "vague" parts of the standard.
The W3C needs to man up here, and remove any vagaries from the standard, constraining vendors to specific technologies - of course this will never happen, if they did the vendors will go away and no cushy jobs at the W3C...
The situation will be worse than when the original HTML specs came out, at least then you had the IE way of doing things and the Mosaic way of doing things, now we're going to have Safari/Chrome/Mozilla/IE/Opera, each purporting to support standards but in reality, it's their own interpretation of the standards. End result, miserable lives for web developers, so in reality, they are not better off...
Who cares about developers, it's the end user experience that matters I hear you say... This type attitude really is bollocks, innovation will suffer as developers will have to focus instead on getting consistency across platforms, so it will be the end user that suffers long term... And what's going to happen, well Adobe (or something similar) will release a product which will work consistently across all browsers..
oh wait...
HTML5 = EPIC FAIL
method of generating news....
The dictionary these days seem to be limited to facecrap, twatter and iShite plus basic dictionary...
Who's really trusts a wanker with a name that sounds like the American bastardisation of cucumber with their personal data anyway? And if they do, they deserve everything headed their way...
... okay, I'll ease up on the caffeine...
Wait, normally I'd use that to describe IE, but I can't believe I'm using it for FF... used to be so good, now I just use Opera, won't touch Chrome- it's from the company "that does no evil" meh...
I just want something simple, I don't want plugins (none of them are useful - sorry, worst of all the Adobe ones [while I'm ranting, I can't believe how crappy Acro reader is on Linux, if viewing pdf inside FF, kills a CPU...]) I want something that just renders HTML/CSS well and supports javascript... couldn't give a rat's arse about flash/silverlight etc.etc. For the moment Opera fits that bill, till they screw it up.. oh well, back to lynx I guess...