* Posts by thenim

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GCHQ in new challenge for cyber security wannabes

thenim

Re: Catch 42 Enigma ...... a Colossal Conundrum for Captivating Cyber Circles in Dire Straits

Either that or it's a Google translation of something that made sense in Martian...

'Stuff must be FREE, except when it's MINE! Yarr!' - top German pirate

thenim

Re: post-gender feminist

That would be post-gender-reassignment.... Either they missed a word or it's just a load of twaddle... (I vote latter..) There appears to be a lot of this uncommonspeak amongst the "social media aware" generation... I can't believe I'm too old for this shite...

Boffin named Jubb to fire whopping hybrid thruster

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Pint

a pint...

To those detractors, we need the brave or foolish few who continue to ask,"what happens if I....?" Without them, we will not be where we are...

Raising a pint (sadly we lack an Ale icon, so larger it is...)

Build a bonkers home cinema

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Megaphone

Drool..

But, can we PLEASE get an article that has kit that an average regtard can afford?

Multimillion-pound hoard of 50BC GOLD PIECES found in Jersey

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Re: Ahhh Jersey

oh c'mon, who doesn't have a sense of humour!!!

UK High Court split over Twitter airport bomb joke

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WTF?

Re: Sir

I once wore a T-shirt by Stussy, which has a picture of a gun on it, which morphs into a trumpet with the word "Peace" being blown out of it..

I was stopped at Heathrow and told that I cannot wear this t-shirt on to my flight... I had to ask for the "senior" security person to come along and explain to the other security bod that there was no issue with me wearing this t-shirt....

If they'd made me take it off, I wonder if I'd have been done for indecent exposure (of my moobs!)

Battlefield Earth ruled worst film EVER

thenim

Re: Titanic 2?

That was on Sci-Fy the other night... it was soooo bad I had to watch it catch all the goofs..

Global chocolate crisis looms

thenim

Re: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is no joke, this is very serious, I require my daily chocolate intake... (and I live in Switzerland - double whammy)...

Lesser-spotted Raspberry Pi FINALLY dished up

thenim

Re: Its not just about programming

You or I may be able to do this to our own...

But do you really think that any of the current crop of IT teachers in schools would have the first clue about how any of what you listed works?

At least my lot were useless, I remember my first "lesson", the guy spent 45 minutes showing us how to insert a floppy disk the right way... FFS...

thenim

Re: And therein lies the Raspi advantage

Sadly this is where it's all going to end in disaster...

*The quality of folk teaching IT at schools... *

So what's the worst movie NEVER made?

thenim

okay, okay okay.. how about this...

The story (has to be plausible to attract the names & therefore the the suckers to view it):

He's the boy next door, they are the adopted sisters next door. And the staple of bollywood movies, it's a love triangle. One sister is in love with the boy, but the boy is in love with the other sister. It's a rom-com with a twist...

Characters:

The boy next door - Eddie Murphy in a fat suit (a role he will be well familiar with)

The first sister - Adam Sandler in a fat suit (the sister who is in love with the boy)

The second sister - Martin Lawrence in a fat suit (the sister the boy is in love with)

Directed by:

Uwe Boll

Twist at the end:

Woopie Goldberg is the mother who gave the second sister and the boy up for adoption - i.e. they are brother and sister, turns up inexplicably looking for them. And they all find out - film ends on the horror of it...

It's gotta be worth a Razzie...

Judge: Checking Facebook at work is not a crime

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Sense as prevailed across the pond...

I will have to go and have a lie down methinks...

Breach of company policy yes, but a criminal offence?? (how far would it extend, for example if they made reading El Reg an offence - we would be fuxed).

MPs: Border Agency's own staff don't trust airport-scanner tech

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Re: IRIS definitely worked

I agree, this is the only saving grace of flying in to Heathrow - it works a charm. Only on one or two occasions have the gates been fenced off with no apparent explanation (in nearly three years of regularly travelling through Heathrow).

It is a government funded (i.e. outsourced) IT project, so the fact that it doesn't work 100% isn't really a surprise (name one government funded IT project that "just works"(TM)..)

Home Sec: Web snoop law will snare PAEDOS, TERRORISTS

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Gimp

Re: "what's the justification to increase the surveillance?"

That's where you are mistaken...

This only applies to the plebs, the bourgeoisie are free to continue their hedonistic ways unabated...

In one fell swoop, the entire population of the UK have been classes as terrorists and paedophiles - time to ship the lot to the counterweight continent methinks (oh wait, that was tried before)...

So, what IS the worst film ever made?

thenim
FAIL

I can't believe no one has mentioned the following gems...

Mortal Kombat - $18mil budget

Street Fighter - $35mil budget

Hitch (I got dragged along by my wife!) - $70 mil budget

Sweeny Todd (one of two films that I've walked out of in the first 5 minutes) - $50mil budget, singing - in a film - WTF? Sad thing was, walked out and sneaked into watch "I am Legend" - what an absolute pile of crap.

I am Legend - $150mil bdget

Sonny (the first film I've ever walked out of) - We were in portugal during the Euros, and the local cinema was showing nothing else - so I dragged my "friend" from the gem below (for revenge)

And my most favourite - the absolute and utter tripe that is:

Practical Magic - $75mil budget, with cast like that, a sure fire hit, slowly driving screws in to my own eyes would have been more pleasurable... I and a few others got dragged along to this by my "friend" - who I have somewhat got some revenge back on....

thenim
Devil

Re: Aside the others

ooh - brings back good memories - the film was utter shite* - but it was an empty cinema and me and gf (wife now) getting up to no good ...

The bits I saw were - couple dive, couple left behind, couple eaten by sharks+

+ this bit is implied - totally disappointing..

thenim

Re: Anything with the number 2 in the title

Terminator 2 - I think was very good...

Android clobbers Siri in Japanese... and English

thenim

Re: cobblers

Amen to that, my nokia sends/receive texts and I can make/receive phone calls. On the entertainment side, it has a basic sudoku, for when I don't have a good book.

That is all I've ever needed a phone for.

Second 'Blue Marble' NASA sat pic apes Apollo 17's stunner

thenim
Stop

but..but..but..

that would ruin big brother... or I'm an unknown "celeb", get me the f*** outa here...

we can't have that...

Kids should be making software, not just using it - Gove

thenim

unless there is sufficient investment (i.e. better pay) to attract the right kind of teachers to teach this stuff, it's really not going to work is it?? there's lot's of rhetoric, but there isn't really any detail as to how any of this is going to work is there, and until it does, let's reserve judgement...

I reckon they ought to allow schools to try to attract business sponsorship, and may be even partner with various companies to provide some form of input into teaching these courses - at uni there is quite a bit of involvement, but imo, by that point it's too late...

The real folk who are engaged in real work in this field are the most ideally placed to take some of this responsibility, and I for one, if such a program was available and work were okay with spending an hour or so every so often on it, would gladly participate (I just don't want to be burdened with bullshit lesson plans and all that crap).

at my last work place, they were big on getting into secondary schools and encouraging visits etc. to highlight what they did etc. worked very well.

UltraViolet: Hollywood's giant digital gamble is here

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Meh

sounds like a very small step in the right direction...

finally I will no longer have to pay to upgrade to the next wizzbang format... Question is, how will stuff that I already own be treated, or will I need to buy a UV "license" for existing content if I want to be format agnostic...

so many questions, hopefully they'll get it right...

Pakistan bans rude text messages

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FAIL

I think you've got the wrong end of the stick there mate. It's all about the context in which such terms are used - "Brit" has never been used in any derogatory context, where as the other word has. Just like many other commonly frowned upon words...

Blame history, not double standards...

On the other hand, it is a daft idea - people will simply move to other expressions which imply the same thing - they can't control free thinking (at least not yet...)...

Anonymous Twitter alternative developed for rioters

thenim
Facepalm

because it's the merkins, common sense is not an option if there's a technology solution to it..

Boffins prove Queen ballad 'world's most catchy song'

thenim
WTF?

I'm a Barbie girl...

nuff said...

I'm immune, listening to AC/DC as I type - my wife annoys the hell out of me sometimes with this tripe...

Boffins invent miracle pill that counteracts effects of booze

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Pint

Why not just drink non-alcoholic beer?

I can't believe I just said that... Now off to find a real pint... (it's Friday afternoon and the weather is nice...)

Twitter contests ad company's 'tweets' trademark

thenim

yes - it would be, except it's the merkins we're talking about here... common sense has left that land a long time ago...

Seven Dwarfs password gag declared Fringe's best

thenim
Facepalm

see now

that was more funnier than the joke! I didn't find any of the remotely funny... I guess there's a reason why this is "fringe"...

US judge: Warrant required to access mobile location data

thenim

judge with some common sense...

may be all hope is not lost for the merkins after all!!

Performance monitoring is Someone Else's Problem

thenim

apparently, I've learned...

a new rule today!

thenim
Headmaster

"an SEP"

My English grammar is bad - but surely that's not correct?

Ofcom mulls smackdown for rogue religious TV channel

thenim
Devil

there should be a law

no religion before 18.

Italian bus driver goes completely hands-free

thenim
Unhappy

oh crap..

I'm off the Portugal in the summer and was thinking of driving...

Avast alert finds WHOLE WEB malign

thenim

what?? you mean...

it hasn't already?

Top Ten Retro PC Games

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FAIL

Any list that does not include Wolfenstein 3D...

is not a list worth bothering about, esp. if there are other FPSs there that were merely afterthoughts in comparison to this giant of FPSs...

Black and White? FFS... Where's Atomic Bomber Man? And Quake was MUCH better than UT...

Benoit Mandelbrot, father of fractals, dies at 85

thenim

my most memorable program...

was an attempt to generate that very same image... Didn't understand the mathematics then (or now), but what fun...

Police told terror ads too terrifying offensive

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FAIL

while I tend to agree generally...

I have to say that an "individual" may be rational and sensible (except the folk who form their opinions based on the crap in the daily wail), unfortunately as a collective, "people" are pretty stupid and gullible...

So yes, there are a sensible few, like the ones piping up here in rage, but it only takes a stupid few to get something like this out of control... (case in point: this particular campaign made it through to a public broadcast!)

There are are so many parallels going back in history, it's scary... And what's more scary is that these senior nitwits who approved this campaign, should have been in the "sensible majority" - but clearly weren't, and more importantly, clearly not aware of history!

So, I say, what we need to do send the fucking idiots responsible for this cockup (and any future ones) on a GCSE course in History!

Treasury considers Coins replacement

thenim

don't want to get into an argument with one in the field of journalism, but..

strictly speaking a "byline" is not only an author's name, typically it can summarise the article as well (what, for example, would you call the line that appears under the headline on your home page?).. But yes, I meant "headline" in this case, typing faster than my brain/finger filter could cope...

thenim
WTF?

what ho? This daily wail style of articles with...

sensationalist bylines to attract views??? smacks of desperation...

I thought pinky and perky running the country has made a sensible decision for a moment there...

far more interesting than some random government ICT project that will no doubt be over budget and delayed by four years - just in time for the new government to scrap it...

Is it using Access? I think some details on the underlying technology should be given, considering that this is an ICT rag?

3D films fall flat

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FAIL

nothing to see here...

literally... move along now... smelly vision anyone?

Apple reels as Steve Jobs Flashturbates

thenim
FAIL

are you Steve Jobs in disguise?

Seriously though... you need to get your head out of your arse... there is a valid point being raised here if you put the Apple/Adobe shite aside - HTML5...

The problem with these so called "standards" is that they really aren't, a lot is left to the interpretation of various vendors (no surprise there as they are behind the whole shebang), and we have the current situation where each vendor has its own interpretation of the "vague" parts of the standard.

The W3C needs to man up here, and remove any vagaries from the standard, constraining vendors to specific technologies - of course this will never happen, if they did the vendors will go away and no cushy jobs at the W3C...

The situation will be worse than when the original HTML specs came out, at least then you had the IE way of doing things and the Mosaic way of doing things, now we're going to have Safari/Chrome/Mozilla/IE/Opera, each purporting to support standards but in reality, it's their own interpretation of the standards. End result, miserable lives for web developers, so in reality, they are not better off...

Who cares about developers, it's the end user experience that matters I hear you say... This type attitude really is bollocks, innovation will suffer as developers will have to focus instead on getting consistency across platforms, so it will be the end user that suffers long term... And what's going to happen, well Adobe (or something similar) will release a product which will work consistently across all browsers..

oh wait...

HTML5 = EPIC FAIL

Zuckerberg sweats privacy criticism

thenim
FAIL

no, it's the give a group of monkeys a typewriter

method of generating news....

The dictionary these days seem to be limited to facecrap, twatter and iShite plus basic dictionary...

Who's really trusts a wanker with a name that sounds like the American bastardisation of cucumber with their personal data anyway? And if they do, they deserve everything headed their way...

... okay, I'll ease up on the caffeine...

Mozilla spills plan for, yes, Firefox 4

thenim
FAIL

It's buggy, it's bloated and..

Wait, normally I'd use that to describe IE, but I can't believe I'm using it for FF... used to be so good, now I just use Opera, won't touch Chrome- it's from the company "that does no evil" meh...

I just want something simple, I don't want plugins (none of them are useful - sorry, worst of all the Adobe ones [while I'm ranting, I can't believe how crappy Acro reader is on Linux, if viewing pdf inside FF, kills a CPU...]) I want something that just renders HTML/CSS well and supports javascript... couldn't give a rat's arse about flash/silverlight etc.etc. For the moment Opera fits that bill, till they screw it up.. oh well, back to lynx I guess...

Potty mouth hackers pwn TechCrunch (again)

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FAIL

fail

okay - nothing too interesting.. but this does something interesting...

http://search.theregister.co.uk/?q=2&q=1

this smacks of stupid programming on behalf of the register!! :) sorry - couldn't resist...

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