* Posts by Turtle

1888 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jan 2010

Trio nailed in US for smuggling $30m of microchips into Russia

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@Mark 85 Re: Swift Justice...

"the courts are backed up with all the copyright infringement cases, drug-related cases, and assorted class-actions suits for just about everything under the sun."

Apparently you are unaware that there are quite a number of different courts in the US. There are local, state, and federal courts, and there are civil and criminal courts of each species. All these courts (except possibly certain local courts) are further divided into various kinds with various remits. Small claims courts, juvenile courts, surrogate courts, appeals courts, trade courts, traffic courts, maritime courts, administrative courts, and many many more.

Additionally, since the people in the story were in federal criminal court, I'm wondering where you get the idea that their prosecution was delayed because the courts are jammed with criminal copyright infringement cases. How many criminal copyright infringement cases are currently ongoing? Care to enumerate them for us?

And there are NO federal criminal prosecutions of kids caught smoking marijuana in local parks - whatever drug cases there are would be for large-scale trafficking and similar. What percentage of Federal cases involve such?

Moreover, class-action suits are civil suits. How that would cause criminal prosecutions such as this one to be delayed is not altogether clear to me. Care to explain this too?

As for your Symantec class-action lawsuit: how much court time did it actually require? If you got a "settlement" as opposed to an award by a jury, then it probably took very little court resources. Perhaps you think that class-action suits ought to be outlawed - I'm sure every corporation and business in the US would be more than happy to support you in that.

And, of course, how much of that 3 years was due to the defense asking for continuances, as opposed to the prosecution requesting them, or a court calendar crowded with petty drug crimes and criminal copyright infringement prosecutions, as you seem to think?

A reasonably typical post from you, though.

Joining the illuminati? Just how bright can a smart bulb really be?

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@Charles Manning Re: Not pointless

"It makes money out of dumbshits. No more pointless than a Rolex."

From the buyer's perspective, showing off the fact that you have $200 to waste on light-bulbs is one thing, but showing off the fact that you have $10,000 to waste on a wristwatch is in another league entirely.

Bacon as deadly as cigarettes and asbestos

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@Jason 24 Re: Wouldn't be worth it...

"Except for THC (incidentally good for fighting cancer)..."

Bullshit. Let's see your proof.

And that's the same problem with this anti-red meat agitation: these people have an agenda and it ain't about people's health.

Volkswagen enlarges emissions scandal probe: 'Millions' more cars may have cheated

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@Keef Re: > or <

"Volkswagen has warned that the figure of 11 million cars that cheated in air-pollution tests may be larger than first thought."

I also giggled when I read that.

The intention was probably to write something along the lines of "Volkswagen has warned that the figure of cars that cheated in air-pollution tests may be larger than the 11 million first thought."

And we only needed to add one word, and move two. So, not exact, but very, very close.

How to stop ICANN becoming FIFA of the internet – a plan forms

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Re: How to stop ICANN becoming FIFA of the internet

You mean it hasn't already?

Hackers hit NATO, White House – then aimed at MH17 air disaster probe

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Re: Pwn attack by unknown group = We haven't a clue what is going on here.

"This could be an attack by a pro-Russian group or it could be an attempt by some western power to make it look like the Russians are trying to muck up the investigation. We simply cannot tell (or rather I cannot tell) what is really going on from what is described in this Reg article. The bottom line is that the lives of 298 innocent people are still being used like pawns (pun intended) in a rather ugly power-struggle."

Oh? Only you can do that, then?

Or perhaps you think that you can remove the politics from it by repeating and enlarging the allegations - no matter how stupid your additions are.

German football hero battles Nazi doppelgänger

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@MJI Re: A strange one

Do not buy the myth of the clean hands of the Wehrmacht. Barbarity was officially encouraged in all German units - the war was officially and very publicly termed a "war of annihilation" and all German troops were expected to comport themselves accordingly.

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Marketing Failure: Re: Who needs this model anyway?

"I had the usual action figures as a kid, but I can't remember ever needing a cheerful German carrying two loaves of bread and a milk churn."

An egregious marketing failure: if they'd simply replace the churn with a teller mine, they'd have something that everyone would want.

CISA blowup: 'Web giants sharing private info isn't about security – it's state surveillance'

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@Mark 85 Re: The US goverment is slitting its country's own throat

"Wyden is one of the few who still believe in the Constitution and citizen's rights."

You could not be more wrong. Wyden, far from being on the side of "citizen's rights" is actually a Google hireling. And lemme know when Google reveals how much they've cooperated with, and profited from, the NSA.

Occasionally, Wyden might support something that benefits real human in addition to his masters at Google, in the same way that even a broken clock tell the correct time twice a day.

If Google decided that they could make big money in child porn, Wyden would be the first to explain why it should be legalized.

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@Steven Roper Re: The US goverment is slitting its country's own throat

"The EU is already looking to establish EU-controlled alternatives to Silicon Valley giants over data privacy and security issues; other nations are doing likewise, "

And what, pray tell, is wrong with that? Do you really think that the world is a better place with the current amount of power and information concentrated in the very limited number of sweaty palms of the Silicon Valley tech oligarchy - which seems to be above control by any legal structures anywhere in the world?

Perhaps passing this bill *will* encourage "alternatives" to the Silicon Valley tech companies and so reduce their influence. Why do you have problems with that?

Millions of people forget to cancel Apple Music subscription

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@ Vira Re: Satisfied Customer

"Whereas before we would each buy our own music every month - an album here, a few single tracks there - it would soon add up to far more than the Apple Music subscription cost."

"We all have the freedom to explore new music, revisit our favourite bands and get the latest releases."

Note that not only have you greatly diminished the amount of money that you spend on music but you have also managed to greatly diminish the income that your "favourite bands" earn for their music.

Of course, I not sure if you either 1) recognize that fact, or 2) care.

"Just my 2p."

Or less, if you can find a way.

CIA boss uses AOL email – and I hacked it, claims stoner teen

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Both.

Put them both in prison.

Wheels come off parents' plan to dub sprog 'Mini Cooper'

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@ Jagged Re: Hows the saying go?

"Any kid that can get through life with a name like that must have something their parents lacked."

"A Boy Named Sue".

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@Alistair Re: wear mine proudly

"I think Frank Z's kids did just fine with their names, and Dweezil and Moonunit are just about as far out there as one might go."

You can't really judge that from a distance. Maybe they "did just fine" with their names. Maybe not. How would you really know?

Also, you need to take into account the fact that Frank Zappa himself was looked at as (and was, I'd say) kind of eccentric, and that's the milieu in which the kids with the weird names were raised. If someone says "What kind of name is that?" and the answer is "My dad is Frank Zappa" - that's really all the answer that's needed, and the matter is closed and everything is, if not understood, then accepted. That in itself makes the Zappa kids' situation different from that of an average kid in average surroundings.

Also, look at this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUisSrkHT0k and note that, at the very beginning, he actually kind of stops the interview in order to say a few things, one of which is that he does not want anyone to mock his kids' names. That's just bizarre. One might think that Frank had more difficulties with the names than the kids did.

Self-driving vehicles might be autonomous but insurance pay-outs probably won't be

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300 Miles.

"I enjoy travel but I do not fly well – especially if the aeroplane’s wings are rusted, the tail has been attached with vinegar and brown paper, and the undercarriage is still sitting in the ditch it fell into at the end of the departure airport’s runway some 300 miles away."

You know, in The Air Age, 300 miles is not really all that far away, In fact, they could get it to the destination airport by truck in less than 6 hours.

So you're really making a mountain out of a molehill.

Job alert: Is this the toughest sysadmin role on Earth? And are you badass enough to do it?

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"Encounters At The End Of The Earth"

Here's a documentary by Werner Herzog entitled "Encounters At The End Of The Earth". Here's what IMDB says: Film-maker Werner Herzog travels to the McMurdo Station in Antarctica, looking to capture the continent's beauty and investigate the characters living there. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1093824/)

This incredibly tedious movie does an outstanding job of illustrating the greatest hazard faced by sojourners in the Antarctic: tedium. Herzog captures "tedium" like its never been captured before; he makes it a living, breathing, stifling experience that will let you grasp the true meaning of "tedium" before you even have time to say "cirrhosis of the liver". It lets you get the full experience of mind-numbing tedium without the need for heavy clothing and seal blubber, and without the expense and inconvenience of travelling many thousands of miles to the "ends of the earth".

SPOILER ALERT: The IMDB blurb says "Herzog travels to Antarctica, to investigate the characters living there". Sadly, he doesn't find any that are actually worth "investigating". Happily, he doesn't let that stop him! Whether that should stop you from sitting through this movie is, of course, a different matter.

Man goes to collect stolen-car court docs found in stolen car in stolen car

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@Primus Secundus Tertius Re: Coloured intuition

"Is Mr Butler non-white? Was the policemen's intuition guided by that?"

Want to see a racist? Look in a mirror.

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Needs A New Name.

From now on: "Stolencarnell Eugene Butler".

Drunk driver live-streams her slow journey home

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A Life Sentence.

That video is going to be like a ball and chain; that video is going to follow that girl around for the rest of her life.

And serves her right, too.

Jackpot: New hacking group steals 150,000 credit cards from casino

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Warnings.

"The incident should serve as a warning to businesses to secure any access that third party organisations have to corporate networks, he says."

That's not a good warning. Because there's no criminal penalties to go along with. Security will never improve until there are significant legal penalties for this kind of offhand, negligent and cavalier attitude towards personal information. It must be made a criminal offense - civil penalties simply become "the cost of doing business".

TRANSISTOR-GATE-GATE: Apple admits some iPhone 6Ses crappier than others

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@Fitz_ Re: I don't think the vast majority of people would even notice

I think that he meant to write "I see an (sic) mix of Android, Apple, Blackberry, and even Windows phones in the hands of my coworkers and fellow passengers. "

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@dan1980 Re: Biased much?

"Biased - hah! Just got that one."

Bear in mind that it might not have been put there intentionally.

World's oldest person scoffs daily ration of bacon

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@Steve Davies 3

That's all very fine but keep the topic in mind. This woman lived to 116 years eating American bacon. Not UK bacon, not Canadian bacon.

I have no issue with people preferring any kind of bacon over any other kind of bacon, but if you want to live longer, the medically- and nutritionally-correct approach is: eat American bacon.

Or die young. Your choice.

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Re: It may just be confirmation bias on my part, but...

"Maybe the key to a long life is really just enjoying life and indulging yourself a bit?"

Why would you even want a long life if you aren't enjoying it and indulging yourself a bit?

As has been said before: "If you want to live to be 100 years old, you have to give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100." Maybe that's wrong.

Webcam spyware voyeur sentenced to community service

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Re: "Popularity"

"...when the 'smart' things replace the 'norma' things so you no longer have a choice, what do you do?"

Well the first thing you do, is wait 'till that happens. And it won't happen for a long, long time - assuming that it ever happens at all, which it might not.

What I find more likely is that manufacturers will eventually made legally liable for the security of their devices, and be forced to guarantee a device's initial security and provide for ongoing security maintenance. Expect that to greatly diminish the hare-brained "IoT" enthusiasm now on display - and guarantee the continued availability of "non-IoT" appliances.

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"Popularity"

"Security experts reckon the privacy problem of devices in the home is only going to get worse with the growing popularity of (often insecure) Internet of Things devices."

As far as I can tell, the "popularity" of Internet of Things devices might be growing among manufacturers of things but among people (i.e. the buyers of things), not so much...

Online VAT fraud: Calls for government crackdown grow louder

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@codejunky Re: Hmm

"Paying tax damages the business..." that has to both pay tax, and compete with businesses that don't.

Verizon now owns AOL, so AOL now owns your web browsing habits, other personal info

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Value. Added Value. Valorization.

"The combination will help make the ads you see more valuable across the different devices and services you use."

More valuable to Verizon.

Apollo 15 commander's lunar timepiece goes under the hammer

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Joystick.

"Given that the 'attitude controller assembly' used by Scott to land the Apollo 15 Falcon lunar module sold for a cool $610,000 in May last year, RR Auction is reasonably predicting the Bulova could hit $1m."

I don't understand that at all. I'd think that the Apollo 15 joystick - an actual piece of space hardware that landed an lunar module on the moon - would be a much more historic, and so more valuable, item.

Doe the fact that the Speedmaster is wearable increase its value all *that* much? Dunno.

Reg lecture asks what’s so scary about 1.5 tonnes of metal with a mind of its own?

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Scary!

"Reg lecture asks what’s so scary about 1.5 tonnes of metal with a mind of its own?'

I know, I know! (Waves hand furiously!): If you compare it to the "mind" of the typical half-asleep, smartphone-distracted driver - nothing at all!

Hillary 'spear fish' more 'drag net' flung to 11,000 others in one day

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Convenient Fictions.

"If Hillary Clinton was targeted, so were about 11,000 mostly entirely fictitious people ..."

In a certain sense, Hillary Clinton is also a "fictitious person."

Linux kernel dev who asked Linus Torvalds to stop verbal abuse quits over verbal abuse

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Re: "It has taken many years, but governments are starting to enforce social laws in cyberspace."

"I don't really think we want sociopaths in responsible positions... oh.... wait..."

We generally don't. But for reasons too tedious to recite here, that's where many of them end up.

Edward Snowden denies making a deal with the Russian secret service

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Images, Self Images, And Public Images

“'I burned my life to the ground to work against surveillance"'

Except... that it doesn't appear that Snowden's original intention was to do so. Apparently he thought that he'd just sort of mosey on over to Ecuador. It didn't work out quite the way he wanted.

'Why would I suddenly turn around, because I’m in a different geographical location, and say 'I’m all about surveillance ... that’s what I’d like to do from now on'.”

Possibly because he wanted asylum and the Russian government was not inclined to grant it without some sort of quid pro quo. The Russian government is not a blagotvoritel'noe uchrezhdenoe - that is to say, not a charitable institution. And possibly because he's now stuck, not in warm and sunny Ecuador, within easy reach of the American media, but far, far away in cold and snowy Russia, rather nearer to the Arctic Circle than the equator. Irrespective of whether or not this is actually the case, Snowden refuses to understand that it's not necessarily unreasonable for people to think that way.

"He admitted FSB officers had quizzed him while he was stuck in Moscow’s Sheremetyevo airport but denied handing over intelligence."

Why does he think that his denials are credible? There are plenty of people who consider that he betrayed a trust and therefore consider him capable of aggravating the first betrayal, or committing new betrayals. He does not grasp that not everyone shares his very high opinion of himself. Not that there's anything unusual with people having very high opinions of themselves but Snowden seems incapable of understanding that not everyone considers his actions as unambiguously good as he does.

'“I’ve volunteered to go to prison many times,' he said. 'What I won’t do is serve as a deterrent to people trying to do the right thing in difficult situations.'”

I don't recall him "volunteering to go to prison" but aside from that, he seems to be saying that he'll pay a penalty as long as he himself gets to decide what that penalty will be. Good luck with that.

“The best thing about being a marked man is that you don’t have to think about tomorrow. You live for today,”

I'm glad to see that he enjoys it so much, because he's going to be living like that for a long, long time.

As a general public relations note, his repeated insistence that he's having a good time and doesn't mind how things are going probably earns him more animosity than does him any good. So you could take his statement to be "I burned my life to the ground and I'm having a GREAT time! : )))))"

Even from his point of view, that's hardly the smartest thing to say.

He reminds me of Kim Philby; see especially https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Philby#Moscow .

What is money? A rabid free marketeer puts his foot in lots of notes

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@Tim Worstal Re: Money Is...

"Nice analogy, might well steal it."

Makes me burst with pride!

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Money Is...

I often think of "money" as general-purpose, freely-transferable ration coupons.

Sensitive Virgin Media web pages still stuck on weak crypto software

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Sensitive Media Virgins.

"Sensitive Virgin Media web pages"

I'm pretty certain you meant "webpages of sensitive media virgins" - and by "sensitive media virgins" you can only have meant "Nicole McCullough and Julia Cordray".

... which reminds me of another Rowan Atkinson line: "Still with us, I see, Herpes".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7OxTxAvvLw

Facebook and Twitter queen Taylor Swift: Facebook and Twitter are RUBBISH

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@Anon Adderlan

" I honestly can't conceive of a social network better designed to create conflict than Twitter."

IRC.

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SCOTUS too.

"Well I knew POTUS was Pres of US but I had to look up FLOTUS as well."

FLOTUS is new to me too. SCOTUS on the other hand has been used in headlines on this website.

Aircon biz fined $1.3m after boss set up attack websites slamming critical punters

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@2+2=5 Re: Sometimes I wish I'd studied psychology...

No doubt this kind of behaviour has a name - perhaps someone can enlighten me?

"Malignant Narcissism". ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malignant_Narcissism )

He's a small-scale version of Levi Bellfield, if you follow the annals of crime in the UK.

(Don't fret about not having studied psychology; there's nothing wrong with having decided to be a mathematician.)

Autonomy ex-boss Lynch tells of poisonous life within HP in High Court showdown

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Not Only HP.

"HP anxiously looks forward to the day Lynch and Hussain will be forced to answer for their actions in court."

I'm looking forward to it too!

Experian-T-Mobile US hack: 'We trusted them, now that trust is broken'

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An Icon. An Iconic Icon, Necessary But Missing.

I was going to make a ridiculing and contemptuous remark about "internet security" and "data protection" but when I went to choose a suitable icon (a site feature that I have never used before), I couldn't find what I was looking for - an image of a wedge of swiss cheese.

'Cos it comes to "internet security" and "data protection" a wedge of swiss cheese is the only appropriate emblem.

Has somebody shared your 'anonymised' health data? Bad news

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Dead.

"Isn't the main worry that dead South Korean's are still getting drugs?"

Don't worry about it. The dead can take all the drugs they want and it won't hurt them at all.

Slander-as-a-service: Peeple app wants people to rate and review you – whether you like it or not

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@Arnaut the less re: "Laugh-At-A-Cripple.com"

"laugh-at-a-cripple.com"

Maybe I'm naive, but I actually tried to log on to that site. Turns out, very surprisingly, that it doesn't exist. Color me gobsmacked.

Well here's the cripples - emotional cripples, at any rate - that I'm laughing at: McCullough and Cordray. I hope this follows them around for the rest of their lives. Because it really says something about them as people, or as they might prefer to have it, peeple.

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@VinceH Re: Only "Positive" Reviews.

Thanks for the response.

Here's a sample review: FOUR STARS Her skills were mediocre but she was reasonably clean and only wanted $20. And she was nice enough to warn me about her shall we say "medical condition" - not everyone will do that. I've paid more for better but I've also paid more for worse.

Any algorithm that will catch that will make it impossible to talk about vast swathes of human relations.

Woman makes app that lets people rate and review you, Yelp-style. Now SHE'S upset people are 'reviewing' her

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Re: Can I start someone else's profile?

If I really had it in for someone, I could buy a throwaway prepaid phone at let's say $20 for prepaid minutes that will last a year from activation, and use that as the phone number of my intended victim.

Let the victim prove that it's not their phone number!

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Another "Gift" That No One Needs.

"We are bold innovators and sending big waves into motion and we will not apologize for that because we love you enough to give you this gift. "

Kinda reminds me of how those sociopaths at Google want to "serve you the perfect ad" - another "gift" that no one needs.

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Re: Europe

"But I think it's great they're doing this. It'll teach those scummy VCs to be more careful who they give money to."

It won't stop them. They are looking for the next Facebook, have no idea what it will be, and have money to burn. And burn it they will.

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@ Ben Liddicott Re: It's not real

"Remember how Ashley Madison turned out to be all hookers"

I don't remember that. Got a link or something?

Behind the curve: How not to be a technology laggard

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Video Cards.

"The stress was palpable – they couldn't afford to keep buying new Mac after new Mac, so there was constant mental torture over whether to go with the new release or wait for the next one which promised to be significantly better."

I am exactly this way with video cards. On the other hand, I don't mind being 5 years behind in my gaming.