* Posts by Turtle

1888 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jan 2010

Oz shop slaps browsers with $5 just looking fee

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@Rampant Spaniel

"they all seem to do the same thing when the going gets tough, rather than find a way to add more value to a transaction, they take away the one of the main strengths they have, staff on hand with knowledge and replace them with salesplebs who only know % commissions."

I would expect that most internet users will use the internet not only to comparison shop but also to do their product research. I have had salespeople tell me barefaced lies, and make up "information" on the spot; relying on a salesman, whether working on commission or not, is not exactly a wise course of action. So the it's rarely a question of the staff being knowledgeable or otherwise, or what commission they're getting on which items.

As for "adding value to a transaction": most people shop for price. I can't really imagine what kind of "added value" a shop could offer to offset a price that is higher than elsewhere; the one and only exception which comes to mind is that you get your item instantaneously, as opposed to waiting a few days for it to be delivered. But I would expect that for most people, it does not take enormous savings to make a few days' wait seem like a price worth paying in order to save a significant sum of money.

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Easily Understandable But Possibly (And Probably) Hopeless.

"That behaviour annoys her as she feels her expertise has value. Those who shop on price or pick her brains without making a purchase therefore forfeit a fiver."

I don't blame her in the least. I'm not sure that it's going to help her in the long run, but shopkeepers who need to pay the costs of having a physical store, and often have to charge sales tax to which internet retailers are not subject, really need to do something. Of course one can make a distinction between two things here: people stopping in to look at a price, and people stopping in to ask for advice; these are not exactly equivalent. Additionally, it should not be difficult to understand why a shopkeeper would want to function as a showroom for an online retailer.

But Celiac Supplies' cause might be hopeless...

US democracy activists lose case against Baidu and China

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It doesn't matter.

"{Google] now sits in fourth place with less than a 5 per cent share, while Baidu has over 70 per cent."

Doesn't matter. Google has a friend in North Korea and all those Nork page-views and click-throughs will more than make up for what it isn't earning in the Chinese market.

Apple share-price-off-a-cliff: Told you that would happen

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Beer.

"You can put all your options into an ordered list with paying the power bill at the top and buying me beer at the bottom. "

I enjoy your articles tremendously and while buying you a beer would not be at the very top of my list of options, it would be near the top all the same.

Branson, Berners-Lee, Google, £2m: LET'S SAVE THE WORLD

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Improving People's Lives

"Google is waving £2m in front of charities, promising to donate dollops of the dosh if the orgs develop tech that improves people's lives."

The implication here is that charities need to be induced into improving people's lives and that's not wrong - although it's not strictly correct: charities often need to be induced into improving the lives of people who are not executives and directors at said charities.

Next from Microsoft: 'Blue', the Windows 8 they hope you don't hate

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@vonRat: Re: What OS?

"Every version of Windows should have a 'Classic' UI option emulating Win 95. This would remove 99% of the complaints... "

Well that, and a decent file manager. As a li'l sidenote, I'll add that the WinXP Windows Explorer qualifies as a "decent file manager" only in comparison to all succeeding versions of Windows Explorer in subsequent Windows releases.

Review: Renault Zoe electric car

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Re: Aaand we have the obligatory idiot

"I've even seen Nissan use a portable petrol generator at press events to recharge the LEAF."

A paid endorsement?

Ubuntu tapped by China for national operating system

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@bailey86: Re: This is very good news for Ubuntu

"if fact - I would say that China adopting an open source OS is a huge move forward in terms of freedom. "

Yeah, who needs bullshit like the right to vote for the who leads the government if they have an open source OS, right? And of course if memory serves, North Korea is also just racing towards democracy too; isn't that right?

Well I have always said that the "freedom" that Open Source software claims to promote is a very trivial sort of freedom. And this of course is a good illustration of that.

Voyager goes off a (helio) cliff

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The Real "Wow" Signal

A transmission from Voyager, that far off and after this much time from launch, is the real "Wow" signal.

Amazon boss salvages Apollo engines from watery grave

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Technical Matter

"Although the rockets are still technically the property of NASA the salvage attempt has been a privately-funded operation sponsored by Bezos and his chums."

Has he spoken to and more importantly reached any sort of agreement with NASA about this, uh, really trivial and purely technical matter - i.e. who owns them and/or who is going to decide on the engines disposition?

Supreme Court silence seals Thomas-Rasset's file sharing fate

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@LarsG

"The disproportionate punishment is reflected in the fact that the Supreme Court refuses to get involved and actually put right a wrong."

Could you perhaps explain the logic underlying this statement, because I far as I can tell, there isn't any.

Evidently you do not know that there have been extremely harsh penalties for copyright infringement for well over a century. Also you will have to explain exactly *how* politicians "pressure" the courts, considering that it is almost impossible to remove federal judges once appointed.

"America land of the free where nothing is free" - and you feel that music, films, software, photographs, and anything else that can be digitized *should* be free. Let me know when you are willing to work for "free".

And as for Jammie's situation, it's all Jammie's fault. She knew that file-sharing was illegal, she lied about it, she destroyed evidence, and, as a matter of fact, although she was only found guilty of sharing 24 songs, she was actually sharing 1700.

Celebrity conspiracy as Apple attacked over customer service

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Acceptable.

"#315isLive# Wow, Apple has so many tricks in its after-sales services. As an Apple fan, I’m hurt. You think this would be acceptable to Steve Jobs? "

Well considering that I have read in the past complaints from Apple users about being treated like scammers when requesting warranty service, I would think that Steve Jobs would consider Apple China's handling of these matters to be outstanding.

Reader slain? 'Even the Google apologists on G+ are p****d off'

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Is Google Trying To Kill RSS?

I have read an explanation for this: because RSS feeds allow people see web content without seeing the webpage and - most importantly and obviously - without seeing the ads on that webpage, Google does not like RSS and would like to eliminate it. I have read that they are eliminating it from all their products but I have no idea if that is true or not.

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Re: On google reader / other google project dumps

"Considering google are 'do no evil' and want to 'embrace the open source community'... "

Do you actually believe that?

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Cash Value.

"A Change.org petition urging the company to change its mind got nearly 57,000 signatures in under 24 hours"

If all those signatures each represent one actual Google Reader user, and if we very reasonably estimate the contribution to Google's revenue streams of each of those Google Reader users as 1/10 of a cent, we see that those 57,000 signatures translate into $57.

And you people expect how much in return for your pennies?

Google sidelines Maps bloke, shifts him from 'A' to 'X'

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Corrected.

"I think it's more like google Xcrement."

I believe you're right; I stand corrected.

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X Marks The Spot...

Now let's see. Rubin's email about all alternatives to Java stating that they all "suck" featured prominently in the Oracle-Google suit. And now he's in Google X. And in Germany, Huber's Google Maps is in very hot water in concerning a Microsoft patent. And now he's in Google X too.

Google X - X marks the spot; that spot being, apparently, in Google Siberia.

Global warming fingered as Superstorm Sandy supersizer

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Why not just....

"the likelihood of greenhouse warming playing a significant role in Sandy's evolution as an extra-tropical superstorm is at least as plausible as the idea that this storm was simply a freak of nature."

So they're saying that the odd are 50/50. "Maybe yes, maybe no." Why not just toss a coin and build policy on that?

Aaron Swartz prosecutor accused of 'professional misconduct'

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@DavCrav: Re: Wow!

"Maybe read some facts before engaging brain. Or is obvious troll obvious? Not so sure."

Now, if I understand you correctly, you are taking these accusations from Swartz's legal team as being true. Somehow that strikes me as being maybe just a wee bit naive. Defense lawyers are by definition highly impartial advocates and ultimately have no responsibility to prove what they say. (Prosecutors, if you don't know, have to prove their charges to a variety of judges, a grand jury, a trial jury, and it all has to survive the subsequent scrutiny of appellate courts.) If there is any class of people less deserving of belief than defense lawyers, then you'll have to tell me who it is.

These accusations from Swartz's lawyers need to be treated with a tremendous amount of skepticism. Which you evidently do not want to do.

eBay: Our paid Google advertising was a total waste of money

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It's simple.

"In any Google search for a well-known brand like eBay, Amazon or John Lewis, that firm's site is going to pop up at the top of search results anyway, so an extra paid ad isn't really necessary."

Oh yeah? Well it might well *become* necessary when Google changes its algorithms to penalize eBay, Amazon, John Lewis (and many others), if they start to think that they don't have to help fund Google's bottom line.

"A spokesperson for eBay told The Reg in an emailed statement that the study wanted to find out why large firms were spending so much money on paid search."

It's not rocket science, for fuck's sake;: the answer is simple: they're stupid and gullible.

Ten serious sci-fi films for the sentient fan

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Timecrimes (Los Cronocrímenes)

Timecrimes (Los cronocrímenes)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480669/

I can not recommend this enough. This was the best time-travel movie that I have ever seen! If you like serious, well-crafted sci-fi that relies on plot and not effects, you will not be disappointed. Just a really really good movie. That the movie accomplishes all that it does and does not even need anything more than the meager resources it has, is quite impressive.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0023M0GW0/ref=atv_feed_catalog?tag=imdb-amazonvideo-20

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@Jolyon Smith: Re: What about The Abyss?

Thank you - I thought that I was the only one who considered Cameron a mediocrity. I thought that "The Abyss" was perhaps the worst movie that I have ever seen - and I've seen movies by Ed Wood. I thought that 2010 was watchable, if nothing more; but I hated everyone in "The Abyss"... except the SEALs.

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Sadly, I misread it...

This is what I thought it said:

Boffins and spacemen - they're all as cold as the airless lunar surface under which they discover alien bacon awaiting the arrival of a species sufficiently evolved to uncover it."

: ((

Earth bombarded by interplanetary SLIME MONSTERS

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@Psyx: Re: @Nissemus & MdB: : ((

"Why, as a matter of interest?"

That's a very fair question but I can't really give you a short synopsis or overview.

But I will point you to a book, "Where Is Everybody?" by Stephen Webb. (The full title of which is actually "If The Universe Is Teeming With Aliens, Where Is Everybody: Fifty Solutions To The Fermi Paradox And The Problem Of Extraterrestrial Life".) I would consider this to be required reading for anyone interested in the subject. (As you can easily imagine, Google will find you reviews; Amazon will be happy to sell you a copy.)

Not only are the astrophysical reasons for skepticism powerful, but once having found out about the biological reasons for skepticism, the effect is only reinforced. Abiogenesis is at this point, and maybe forever, an insoluble problem, but certain occurrences necessary for the emergence of life on earth can be reasonably (but not, of course, definitively) shown to have probabilities that are "indistinguishable from zero".

Here are a few of the influences, some hypothetical, on the genesis of life on earth: the sun and its specific characteristics, the earth and its specific characteristics (what if there was even less molybdenum?), the moon and its specific characteristics, the location of the earth in the Continuously Habitable Zone, tides, plate tectonics, Snowball Earth, Jupiter, being effected (or not!) by gamma ray bursters or supernovae or supervolcanoes, and more! Note that these factors only concern the physical and environmental conditions that were necessary for the origin of life on earth. Some of these conditions are quite common: stars like the sun abound, obviously. Some of these conditions might in fact have no bearing on the matter at all. But as the you look for planetary systems that satisfy the conditions, probabilities diminish precipitously. And that is even before we look at the biological considerations:

The biological considerations: the genesis of prokaryotes (eubacteria and archaea) and especially eukaryotes, the origin of proteins, polypeptides and amino acids, enzymes, nucleic acids (RNA and DNA)... Again, the probabilities against some of these things having arisen have been estimated by some to involve "probabilities indistinguishable from zero". (And when two necessary conditions have "probabilities indistinguishable from zero" - well, it's possible to end up dealing with numbers that exceed the number of atoms in the universe, let alone stars or planets.)

Think about panspermia for a moment. It's a respectable theory even if not accepted by all knowledgeable parties. I consider panspermia to be a theory meant to show that there can be life elsewhere in the universe while evading the incredibly long odds of life arising from non-life in the first place. I.e Life is so hard to get from non-life, that even if it only happened *once* we can still be not alone - we have cousins... somewhere!

( I certainly do not want this post to convey the impression that I have any great knowledge of the matters under discussion - especially the biology of it. My knowledge is at best that of a layman. But some of the numbers involved really do make skeptical conclusions inescapable.)

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@Nissemus & MdB: : ((

Well, I am very skeptical of the existence of life anywhere in the universe other than on this planet, but still, I was very disappointed to see that the claims of fossils in the meteorite were so dubious (to put it mildly.)

Google Glass to recognize you by your FASHION SENSE

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"Fashion Sense".

"Google Glass to recognize you by your FASHION SENSE"

Or lack thereof.

Here's the $4.99 utility that might just have saved Windows 8

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"Put off..."

"The new operating system is a step too far for enterprises with limited training budgets – and only 17 per cent of business PCs shipped in the UK in December ran Windows 8. 'Most consumers will be put off by the thought of having to learn a new OS,' Canalys' Tom Evans said at the time - and most analysts agree."

This is actually a pretty common problem in my experience. Not only with apps but with - especially - websites. There is a gui, or a webpage with a certain layout, and it might or might not be functional and ergonomically logical to begin with, but it always gets replaced by something that is less functional, is ergonomically moronic, and that was designed for the sake of appearance at the expense of usability. And one now has to unlearn the old interface or page design and learn how to use the new one, which has no advantages over the old one. (A very florid example of this is what those monkeys at Steinberg have been doing with the gui's of Cubase and Nuendo. Not as florid as what Microsoft did with Win 8 but pretty stupid nonetheless. )

Like most people I have no objection to learning how to use software - if there is a point to it. Having to relearn an app for no good reason other than that some more-than-likely-clinically-diagnosable-asspie wants to improve the looks of the interface, however, angers me.

Am I the only person who has ever suspected that gui designers like to get together after work and laugh about the tricks they pull on their users?

'Seriously Kelly? I may as well call YOU the unelected networks tsar'

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Three Mile Island and Chernobyl

Three Mile Island and Chernobyl are not comparable in any meaningful way

Regarding the Three Mile Island accident:

"The Kemeny Commission Report concluded that "there will either be no case of cancer or the number of cases will be so small that it will never be possible to detect them. The same conclusion applies to the other possible health effects".[8] Several epidemiological studies in the years since the accident have supported the conclusion that radiation released from the accident had no perceptible effect on cancer incidence in residents near the plant, though these findings are contested by one team of researchers.[9] Cleanup started in August 1979 and officially ended in December 1993, with a total cleanup cost of about $1 billion.[10] The incident was rated a five on the seven-point International Nuclear Event Scale: Accident With Wider Consequences.[11][12]" (Wikipedia)

As for the Chernobyl accident... well, you know.

'We the People' seek to double NASA budget – at least

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How to decide. How not to decide.

There are many ways to decide how much money NASA should receive. But funding it as a percentage of the US annual budget is certainly one of the stupidest.

Bacon sarnies can kill: Official

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Re: Re:cavemen?

As they say, if you want to live to be 100, you have to give up all things that would make you *want* to live to be 100.

Europe tickles Microsoft with €561m fine for browser choice gaffe

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The very simple point that everyone has missed...

... is that €561m ($731m, £484m) is a lot of fucking money, irrespective of how much the law might have allowed the kleptocrats to take. I'd like to know how they decided on that particular amount. That some bureaucrats can levy this kind of penalty should be worrisome to anyone who thinks about it. Is it appealable, I wonder?

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@Tom 38 Re: No choice popup on Apple, Google or Linux devices devices

"MS and the EU negotiated a settlement. They were allowed to keep their monopolistic position in PC operating systems, in exchange for providing a browser choice screen."

And if the EU decided to forbid Microsoft from having a monopoly, how exactly would they have gone about enforcing that? Would they have forbidden Microsoft from selling Window in the EU? Would they have forbidden computer users in the EU from using Windows? No, this statement of yours seems to be incorrect. I believe - although I could be mistaken - that the consequences of not providing a browser choice and thereby continuing to abuse their market position were simply continued fines and not some sort of revocation of their right to have a monopoly.

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@Tim Parker: Re: No choice popup on Apple, Google or Linux devices devices

"Microsoft were targeted on this as an incumbent monopolist, and one already convicted of abuse of the powers such a position grants."

Not quite. There are no laws against being a monopoly, but there are laws against abusing that dominance. And of course, having that kind of market dominance, whether as a monopoly or not, subjects one to special scrutiny and legal norms to which other entities are not subject.

Furthermore, Microsoft was not "targeted on this as an 'incumbent' monopolist", they were held responsible for violating a legal agreement; and having to adhere to such agreements is the duty of anyone agreeing to abide by them, irrespective of the reasons why they agreed. "Incumbent monopolists" are not the only entities required to abide by legally-binding agreements.

Pirate Bay 'seeks asylum' in, er, 'North Korea'

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@Alfred: Re: @Ole Juul: N. Korea?

"Quick, duck! *WHOOSH*"

No, I "got it". I just didn't "like it", if you know what I mean - and you may not. There is nothing funny about North Korea at all.

But if the Pirate Bay would move to North Korea it would be altogether appropriate: in the same way that North Korea's ruling clique considers that everything produced by North Korea is their property to do with as they please, so does the Pirate Bay consider all music, movies, games, and software produced by the labor of others, to be their property to do with as they see fit. North Korea and The Pirate Bay share a modus operandi: maximally exploit the labor of others and return nothing.

And considering that this "fun" is being generate on behalf of the Pirate Bay and the neo-Nazi who owns it, perhaps you don't see the irony (and hypocrisy) in it. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Lundstr%C3%B6m - Lundstrom was a very wealthy man even before The Pirate Bay. Showing once again that not only has the internet degenerated into a tool for the rich to get richer but that freetards are also "tools".)

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@Ole Juul: Re: N. Korea?

"N. Korea? It's fake. Lots of fun though."

Not if you live there.

Review: Livin' in the cloud with Google's new Chromebook Pixel

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Sharing Is Caring.

"... the deal it has with an unnamed Chinese ODM to manufacture the Pixel gives Mountain View..."

It gives Mountain View access to all your data, and lets the Chinese government have it too!

25% of Groupon share value WIPED OUT after rates slashed

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@Andrew Moore: Re: Obvious

"Liewise"

Couldn't agree more.

Judge bins Apple's plea to slash $368m FaceTime patent damages

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You win some...

.. and you lose some.

Look out! Peak wind is coming, warns top Harvard physicist

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American Wind Energy Association

Oh, an industry lobby. That's exactly where I'll go to get objective information and opinions.

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@Dodgy Geezer Re: Not a problem!

"DEMAND MANAGEMENT. That's a cuddly way of saying that we're going to raise the price of energy to astronomical levels in order to force everyone to stop using it."

Or install smart meters on your house and simply cut off your supply when it suits them. (And it's going to suit them very, very often.)

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Practical.

"a 'practical' windpower system of the future - employing 4 million wind towers spread all round the world to avoid damage to the environment ..."

Made me laugh.

: )

Success for Einhorn: Judge blocks vote on Apple's Proposal 2

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@graeme leggett Re: The theory

"Shareholders provide the capital that a company works with to return a profit. Some of this profit is then expected to be returned to shareholders as a return on their investment - either as a dividend, or as higher value for the share if the owner decides to sell it on."

Well not quite. The mere cachet of owning Apple stock is not what drives their shareprice. The reason the shares go up in price is for the dividend it yields. The dividend or more accurately the expected dividend is what drives the stock price in the first place.

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@ThomH: Aren't they?

" They probably feel either like they're owed a payout for loyalty or that it's worth chancing it anyway."

If they're shareholders, they kinda are owed a payout, aren't they? Aren't "payouts" the very reason why people become shareholders in the first place?

Unwearable tech: Five ways IT garb's gone HORRIBLY WRONG

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@LarsG: A good idea

"Many glasses wearers have been trying to get away from wearing them, look at the popularity of laser eye surgery and even contact lenses."

You've stumbled on to a good idea here but have failed to recognize it. The "tech" part of these google glasses should just be implanted in the skull of anyone who would want to wear them; it's a pretty sure bet that there's plenty of room in there...

US woman cuffed for 'booking strippers for 16th birthday bash'

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As the proverb says..

No good deed goes unpunished.

Jerry Yang hired as fly on the wall at Lenovo

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Two.

"Yahoo! co-founder Jerry Yang is set to join the board of Lenovo."

"Lenovo has also suggested it wants to position its ThinkPad range as an Apple-level premium brand."

Death wish. And they are taking no chances about it, either. It's kind of like playing Russian Roulette, but with two bullets in the gun.

Quit the 2D internet, flee your cave, and GET LAID, barks rock star

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My Evaluation of J. White's Comments.

Yes and no.

Russian boffins race to meteorite crash lake as shard prices go sky-high

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Genuine...

"Russian boffins have struck out on their own to find fragments of the meteorite that exploded in the sky over Chelyabinsk on Friday morning - amid reports that pieces are fetching as much $10,000."

And genuine pieces of the meteorite are selling for even more.

Own a drone: Fine. But fly a drone with a cam: Year in the clink

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@Winkypop Re: No peeping, OK?

"That's Google's domain."

Fixed!

: ))