* Posts by Velv

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IR35 blame game: Barclays to halt off-payroll contractors, goes directly to PAYE

Velv
Flame

“ OTOH, post Brexit, will there be enough contracts to make it worth bothering with?”

Given the number of “technology solutions” the Leave team have promised to resolve the challenges of Brexit, I’d guess there will be enough ongoing contracts until we join the EU again in 10 years.

Velv

Re: Crapita

Same problem applies. Crapita et al must determine the IR35 status of the contractor, and I’m willing to bet their contract will state “you are engaged to work on client x to do y” which is the tighter limit of control that classifies inside IR35.

Velv

Re: How many hours a week?

No, according to HMRC guidelines the number of clients makes little difference, it is the working conditions at each client that determine the status.

If you are named, if they tell you what to do, when, and where, then you are inside IR35. You could have 10 clients doing this and they would all be classed by HMRC as inside. It is slightly more nuanced than this, some of the criteria are woolly, or difficult to prove, hence the confusion.

Sucks, I agree, but unfortunately I don’t have influence on HMRC..

Velv

Re: IR35 idiocy

“ Much more UK (IT) contractors will start applying for contracts outside UK.”

Where? You need the right to work in other countries, something we in the UK can do in any European country. Oh, wait...

Velv

Re: Obviously they will increase the rates by the customary amount to compensate

Barclays aren’t trying to save money. They are attempting to minimise cost increase. They know costs are going up because of this Government initiative, by putting disguised employees through PAYE they put the bulk of the liability at the employee, not corporate.

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Flame

Market Forces

Calm down and stop panicking, the market will very quickly balance itself out.

Some will go “permanent” (no such thing these days, redundancies abound), some will go umbrella/PAYE, some will hold out.

The more that hold out, the better. And being brutally honest, if you are a contractor bleating about it being unfair because you “take the risk”, well here is your risk - if your Consultancy can’t afford to bench you for a few months, you were probably a disguised employee and not a real contractor. “But margins...” - yes, margins are tight, but if you haven’t made provisions for a downturn in the market (or market rate), then you’re not a very good business person, are you? (And for the record, I am a contractor likely to be offered perm or PAYE. I have some training planned instead)

TalkTalk still struggles to shut down legacy email addresses on request

Velv
Headmaster

Re: I don't feel very well

Maybe I'm missing something here but:

Pay for an account = email service provided and address valid

Don't pay for an account = email service not provided and email address not valid

??????????

Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise, politicians will philander... And US voting machines will be physically insecure

Velv
Boffin

Re: Paper ballots, sealed voting containers and many scrutineers

Go and read the Electoral Commission rules for votes in the UK, maybe other countries could replace a box, I'd suggest its next to impossible in the UK.

At every stage every candidate has their own representative present. They put their own seal on each ballot box, their representatives watch that box all day, confirm the seal is theirs as its opened, and observe the count. It would take substantial infiltration to every candidates party as well as the scrutineers to pull of any kind of swap, and that's not going to happen in the UK

Velv
Boffin

"The US is the third-largest"

Trivia: If the US was to add a BILLION citizens, it would still only be the third largest.

HMRC chief digital wonk Jacky Wright takes flight back to Microsoft's light

Velv
Mushroom

"HMRC's crippling reliance on contractors, many of whom the department is helping to keep out of IR35"

HMRC should be required to publish the CEST materials for every one of these to confirm the tool gives the expected results. It can be done with redacted data, no need for names.

Or are all the "contractors" provided by one of the big consulting firms, the same consulting firms that advised HMRC that "small independent contractors are bad, here, we have lots of graduates consultants you can use at three times the day rate."

Velv
Mushroom

Re: "Secondment"

When you work for the Government you can do anything you like, even break the law. Just ask Boris. Oh, wait...

Hinkley Point nuclear power station will be late and £2bn over budget

Velv
Facepalm

Re: Earthworks

One would hope that the regulator would have expected very detailed ground surveys before letting anyone build a NUCLEAR power station. How did the not know it was going to be "challenging"

HMRC's HTTPS howler: Childcare payments site cert expired at 1am on Sunday, down for hours

Velv
Headmaster

CEST

As long as the certificate for CEST doesn't expire I'm sure they won't give a fuck worry. Gives confidence, doesn't it...

Velv
Coat

Re: Feature Request

Remember this is Government and control must be maintained at all times.

All purchases must be made through the proper procurement channels from approved suppliers only. Suppliers can apply to be on the approved suppliers list by submitting their application to the procurement department whereupon it will be reviewed and approved over several lunches laid on by the supplier.

Once sufficiently wined and dined the procurement department will list the approved suppliers offerings on the Government procurement site at three times the street price.

So no, free certificates are certainly not going to be permitted.

Calling all the Visual Basic snitches: Keep quiet about it and so will he...

Velv
Boffin

Yup, probably a Bastion host "bridging" between in the external lines and the internal lines with "access to the system". So, technically correct that the external lines do not have access to the system.

Velv
Facepalm

Re: Sounds Awful

Integrity

Fail fast, fail often. Except when you're dealing with transactions that must not fail and must have integrity.

People have gone to prison for "working around the technology" in the regulated industry, if you change the software when you're not permitted, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200.

UK taxman wins tribunal case against BBC presenters

Velv

Re: Interesting observation...

If we were living in a sensible world your observation would hold true.

Sadly politicians do not live in the real world and have demonstrated many times they have a complete lack of understanding of what is achievable in any given time frame. This will be included in the Tory or Labour finance bills assuming one of them presents the next finance bill.

Velv
Headmaster

Re: re: You were badly advised

"Which is why the rate I demand is higher than if I was permi. If they want to tax that as "income", then they need to ensure people get holiday pay (etc)"

Sorry, but the higher rate you demand INCLUDES your holiday pay, etc. By getting "paid" more for days you charge for, you are covering those days you do not charge for. Same with all other benefits, they are included in your rate.

What IR35 is missing is a way for all those to be taken into account before the tax is calculated (e.g. you should be able to subtract the value of x holidays from your gross before the tax rate is applied.

Velv
Boffin

Re: TL;DR they were badly advised by their own accountants ?

"From memory; accountants take no responsibility if they make a mistake"

Not true. My accountants failed to properly submit my accounts last year, HMRC levied a fine, the Accountants refunded the fine. (one of the big specialist contractor accountants)

700km on a single charge: Mercedes says it's in it for the long run

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Coat

Re: 350kW!!!!

There's a DeLorean in Hill Valley that takes a 1.21GW charge

Au my bog: Bloke, 66, on bail after 'solid-gold' crapper called 'America' stolen from stately home

Velv
Coat

Given gold's ability to conduct heat, I'm guessing this thing isn't going to be conducive to sitting reading the Sunday papers

Psst. Wanna brush up your supervillain creds? Get a load of this mini submarine

Velv
Joke

Mark Thomas

Phone the London Expo centre and claim there's a bomb in the building. It's technically correct.

Ah, this should totally reassure Euro workers: They'll get Brexit EU settled status app on iPhones from October

Velv
Boffin

Re: Have they (EU nationals) not go the message yet ?

"Second a general election which returned a leave government"

No, it didn't, it delivered a reduced majority for Tory and a minority Government that then had to do a deal with the DUP to stand any semblance of control (which turns out they didn't command).

"Third the MEP election ..., resulting in the brexit party winning."

Brexit party got 31%, maybe the highest single party, but not in any universe a win. Even adding Tory and UKIP as backing Leave they only command 43%, so 57% of the seats are Remain backed seats.

So 1-2 if you're going to try and keep score.

Velv
Mushroom

Re: Have they (EU nationals) not go the message yet ?

Thank you for you caveat, but can I assure you that 48% of those that voted were quite happy to keep our European family as one, and if you can count the abstainers as ambivalent then the majority of the UK population are happy for them to stay.

And that is the problem - there is no clear majority. It is so close that a vote on any one day could go one way or another, and that is not a sound basis for such major constitutional change.

Velv
Facepalm

Re: Priceless ...

And it turns out we could have had Blue Passports all along.

The Leave campaign really did sell come shit to the electorate

For Foxit's sake: PDF editor biz breached, users' passwords among stolen data

Velv
Boffin

Unique passwords...

Unique passwords are no longer sufficient. Safer to use unique usernames as well as unique passwords.

Get your own domain name so you can set up unique email addresses every time you register for anything.

Brit software giant Micro Focus takes a bath after share price crashes 30%, sales tank

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Coat

Re: Anyone surprised?

And yet in the year 9995 someone is going to be digging up and reviving dead COBOL developers from the late 20th Century saying "we think you know something about adding extra digits into the dates in COBOL programs"

Huawei new smartphone won't be Mate-y with Google apps as trade sanctions kick in

Velv
Pirate

Unofficial Play Store

Would be a shame if someone reliable set up a "walled garden" Play Store in another country. Something that ensured only official versions of Apps were made available, but wasn't subject to the trade restrictions currently in place.

Don't Google have a presence in Ireland? And Luxembourg? And Switzerland? And the Caymen Islands? Lots of places with tight privacy laws and good connections.

Contractor association blasts UK.gov guidance on hated IR35 tax law's arrival in private sector

Velv
Boffin

Having many clients makes no difference to IR35 status, HMRC have made it clear that it is the working practices of each engagement that determine the IR35 status.

IBM hears the RISC-V kids partying next door, decides it will make its Power CPU ISA free, too

Velv

Niche Market

I guess there will be a market for custom big installations, however the drive to virtualise and cloud in "x86" world means the vast majority of workload is now processor agnostic.

Unless they plan on producing a hypervisor for OpenPower I just don't see a market

Don't panic! Don't panic! UK IT job ads plummet as Brexit uncertainty grabs UK tech sector by the short and curlies

Velv
Headmaster

The Other Elephant in the Room

IR35

I know a number of companies who have stopped recruiting new contractors and are letting current contractors go until there is certainty around IR35 and the Private Sector.

Subcontractor's track record under spotlight as London Mayoral e-counting costs spiral

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Coat

Re: Time to revert to Paper

Seriously?

A pencil?

Good grief man, don’t you know there’s agents of the opposition in the counting centres who rub out your vote and change it to their candidate!

You need to order an embossed stamp with indelible ink so that not only is the mark visibly permanent but also physically fixed.

(Sadly I have “friends” who believe this is necessary, never having read the procedures book from the Electoral Commission)

UK.gov opens £250k competition to tackle first-world problem of crap conference Wi-Fi

Velv

Maybe I’m missing something, but isn’t this the type of contention problem that 5G claims to solve?

I could throttle you right about now: US Navy to ditch touchscreens after kit blamed for collision

Velv
Boffin

Re: Touch screens

In some cars it's a tribute, ask Jamie Lee Curtis (second half of interview)

New UK Home Sec invokes infosec nerd rage by calling for an end to end-to-end encryption

Velv
Big Brother

V for Vendetta

It's coming...

Official: Microsoft will take an axe to Skype for Business Online. Teams is your new normal

Velv
FAIL

Teams

It might just be the way Teams is being rolled out in my Organisation but Teams is terrible. Having been users of Communicator then Skype for over 10 years, Teams seems like a backward step. It's slow, it doesn't alert properly, it's not intuitive and seems to have variable functionality. I'm guessing this is a symptom of Agile(tm) development delivering a minimum viable product and "seeing where it goes".

Cambridge Analytica didn't perform work for Leave.EU? Uh, not so fast, says whistleblower

Velv
Mushroom

Oh, so not paying for it means no work was done?

Call me cynical, but I'd say the smoking gun is that this goes deeper, that actual evasion has taken place and that evidence has been hidden or deleted. All three parties knew it was illegal and steps were taken to obscure the truth.

Velv
Headmaster

Re: No One Cares

"That's so true: Hillary Clinton lost the election"

Technically Hillary didn't lose the election, she got 3 million more votes than Trump. But the Electoral College system is designed to keep Republicans in the running by not reflecting the true popular vote.

Velv
Boffin

I'd also recommend watching Channel 4's Brexit: The Uncivil War. Gives a wider view of the lies and devious tactics the Leave campaign employed.

Low Barr: Don't give me that crap about security, just put the backdoors in the encryption, roars US Attorney General

Velv
Facepalm

Outlaws

To quote many Merkins, "Outlaw guns, and only outlaws will have guns"

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot

You'll never guess what US mad lads Throwflame have strapped to a drone (clue: it does exactly what it says on the tin)

Velv
Headmaster

Re: The numbers don't add up...

Don't the Merkins call it math not maths?

Boris Johnson's promise of full fibre in the UK by 2025 is pie in the sky

Velv
Mushroom

Re: What is a BloJob promise worth?

This casual attitude to accepting politicians lies is why were in this shitshow in the first place.

It's time they were held accountable

'This repository is private' – so what's it doing on the public internet, GE Aviation?

Velv
Headmaster

"would need access to the company's internal environment to exploit them"

Isn't it the case that something like 85% of all hacks come from internal actors. So actually quite a high danger it could have been exploited.

Microsoft middlemen rebel against removal of free software licences

Velv
Headmaster

Re: Disgruntled resellers have created a petition

No, they're whining that as a Partner to Microsoft, Microsoft isn't giving them a reduction on the cost of the stuff they use internally.. They'll need to pay full price and still spend money being a Partner.

None of the stuff in the Action Pack can be sold.

White House mulls just banning strong end-to-end crypto. Plus: More bad stuff in infosec land

Velv
Go

Here's a proposal.

I'll support Congress, Presidents, Governments etc passing any new law they like under one condition - the law only applies to them for the first 12 months of coming into force. We'll see how long such laws survive

RIP Dyn Dynamic DNS :'( Oracle to end Dyn-asty by axing freshly gobbled services, shoving customers into its cloud

Velv
Headmaster

Re: Expiry Date Never

If they do shutter the service, ask for a refund. It's the least they can do for something they promised for life :)

Having bank problems? I feel bad for you son: I've got 25 million problems, but a bulk upload ain't one

Velv
Facepalm

Nope, definitely wouldn't get that in the current climate.

Wouldn't get any of the major UK banks using live data for testing, no Sir.

And definitely wouldn't get any of the major UK banks hosting their test systems on their Production network without isolation from Production. No Sir, wouldn't happen.

#sarcasm

*Spits out coffee* £4m for a database of drone fliers, UK.gov? Defra did game shooters for £300k

Velv
FAIL

There must be off the shelf packages available to store this type of information, there are thousands of small businesses with memberships and customers.

Or like some of the comments above, I can do it for them. I'm a Microsoft Partner, I can sell the Microsoft Dynamics 365, as that's really all the database is, a customer tracking system.

Cyber-IOU notes. Voucher hell on wheels. However you want to define Facebook's Libra, the most ridiculous part is its privacy promise

Velv
Flame

Re: and yet

So not going to be operating in the UK much longer then...

Blighty's online pr0n gatekeepers are begging for a regulatory beating, says digital rights org

Velv
Pirate

ID?

From AgeID:

The PortesCard is available to purchase from selected high street retailers and any of the UK’s 29,000 PayPoint outlets

In my experience many of these PayPoint outlets are corner shops that already have no qualms selling alcohol and tobacco to anyone with cash and no ID, so why would these vouchers be any different