* Posts by Velv

2756 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Pakistan bans rude text messages

Velv
Trollface

We need this sort of filtering the UK too. It's getting harder and harder to decipher the shit that gets sent every day.

SPEAK ENGLISH BOY, and bring back T9

UK Treasury flogs Northern Rock to flirty Virgin

Velv
Happy

Lies, damned lies, and government bailout figures...

Most of the figures quoted in the press are wrong and out of date.

Northern Rock was nationalised as it didn't have the ready cash to pay the savers. It still had the assets that the savers money had purchased, and the value of those varies on a day by day basis, so essentially the government now owns those and has sold them to Virgin in this deal (of which we've only been told some headlines). We don't know which assets of Northern Rock have been sold prior to now, e.g. Mortgages repaid.

The government bought shares in RBS and Lloyds, the value of which is based on trading on the LSE. Break even for RBS is about 51p. For every 1p above that, the taxpayer is in PROFIT by about £900million (OK, so they're about 20p at the moment due to the second slump, but we were in profit briefly in 2010). Lloyds break even is about 74p.

So don't believe any figures you read about "the bailout", as most of them are ill-informed bullshit (and some will argue mine are too)

Virtualisation: just a lot of extra software licences?

Velv
Flame

Having recently "done the maths" for a client, it is actually very difficult to say which is more cost effective. Our conclusion was that it was very much swings and roundabouts.

As mentioned above, virtual sprawl creates a different management overhead and you tend to shift the cost from hardware to licensing and support. After looking at power, rack space, network connectivity, FTE support bods, licenses, applications and many many more potential factors the TCO over 5 years was <£5,000 difference for ~100 VMs, or ~ 15 large shared boxes. Even 100 physical servers was only slightly more, but future energy costs could make that look less attractive.

Virtualisation is an option - its not a cure-all. Vendors will always sell you the "benefits" of their product.

Obama says his birthplace is 'in Asia'

Velv
Go

Once the republicans get back in the birth law will be changed. How else can they elect President Schwarzenegger

Think your CV is crap? Your interview skills are worse

Velv
Flame

The flamers are the one's who just don't get it...

I remember a classic example of those who just don't get it. In a previous support role one of my teamates was told he was being sent on a Customer Care course.

"CUSTOMER CARE COURSE. WHAT THE FUCK DO I NEED A CUSTOMER CARE COURSE FOR!!!!!!"

When you sit on the bus, and you can't see the weirdo, congratulations, you're the weirdo.

Those who understand the rules of the game are those getting the promotions. Those who argue the advice in this article is shit.... HELLO!!!!!

Welsh factions clash over .cymru and .wales bids

Velv
Unhappy

This whole gTLD thing will end in tears. It is already causing confusion and fights, and when it goes live it will lead to massive numbers of fake sites exploiting trademark infringement, phishing and malware distribution. The price is peanuts for organised phishing gangs

NetApp's £1m challenge won by precisely no one

Velv
FAIL

Sounds a bit reversed. You'd expect NetApp to offer money back if you can't save storage, not if you can

Apple applies to patent a SIM you can't remove

Velv

"That's very annoying to Apple, which sees network operators as an irritating speed bump between them and their customers"

So why don't Apple just buy Vodafone. They've got about half the required money in the bank. Just think of the customer opportunities that would represent.

Chicken fillets: The affordable alternative to Bulgarian Airbags

Velv
Paris Hilton

Whate a shameless excuse for an article.

More please :)

iPhones get multi-sim capabilities

Velv
Boffin

I still don't understand why the networks ankd phone makers don't offer Line2 (even Orange has stopped for new customers).

From a network perspective it should be bringing in free money - just think of all those Corporate accounts who can offer their staff a cheap second number instead of them having a separate personal mobile probably on a different network.

Pay-by-wave: At least it's better than being mugged

Velv
FAIL

Have you seen the extremes criminals will go to? Setting up fake companies and transactions for six months is nothing if they can then spend a month swooping thousand out of our pockets without even touching us

No wonder you stayed anonymous - you realise what a stupid statement you were making

Velv
FAIL

So the banks will now expect us to check our account daily to spot fraudulent transactions?

Most people only check their account a few times a month, and many won't miss £15 in the short term.

Perhaps the answer is to permit contactless with pin request. You get the benefit of contact less but the punter still has to authorise the transaction with their PIN. It removes the cash element and it should speed most transactions as the pin auth is only local.

Freak lightning strike sends app, storage servers back in time

Velv

Entropy - in time all things tend converge

EMC might be ahead in the convergence in one area, but there are many areas of IT out there.

How many buyers of servers also have an EMC array installed? I'd be surpised if it was more than 5%. So EMC may corner the market in one sector, but the server makers will bring similar offerings in time to the SME and even large enterprises that don't have EMC arrays.

And there will be many other "convergancies" for them to leverage as well

Ryanair ponders in-air mucky movie service

Velv
Go

HA HA HA, I'm amased anyone fell for this obvious PR stunt.

Ryanair is far to cheap to pay to install wi-fi on the planes.

Stewardesses wandering down the aisle flogging the old fashioned paper cliterature is much more Ryanairs style.

Apple expels serial hacker for publishing iPhone exploit

Velv
Gimp

Canned his account! Seriously?

You don't think he's got more than one developer account? Not exactly hard things to get.

Apple prove once again that their PR people have no clue how to deal with anyone who falls outside their Fanbois vision

Greens threaten to sue over solar power cash slash

Velv
Go

Just to expand on that:

It was introduced by the Labour government to give the money harvested from the poor working classes to the more affluent middle classes.

The amount the being paid to the middle classes has been cut by the Conservative government, which should in theory save the working classes some money.

Friends of the Earth needs to get its focus right - it should be focused on SUSTAINABLE energy. Paying substantially over the odds for a particular type of energy does not help the environment. Investment in emerging sustainable energy has actually been damaged by FITs as some of the emerging schemes are not elligible. No point in saving the planet if we all die of hunger paying to stay warm.

Apple faces Germany ban after court no-show

Velv
FAIL

@ac2 - You did read the bit that said it was against Apple Inc, and is therefore enforceable against all Apple subsidiaries, which includes Apple GmbH ?

It's time to rethink storage management

Velv
FAIL

Theory and practise are the same thing. In theory anyway.

Knowing WHEN you'll need the bits is the big problem, so they mostly end up in higher level pots than they really need to be. There is compounded by the lack of understanding of exactly what you will need in the future, and therefore ends up with the "let's keep it just in case".

So you're right, it isn't Rocket Science. Rocket Science is easy, based on the hard "facts" of the laws of physics. Knowing when you'll need your data is a much more abstract concept involving quantum string theory and soothsaying.

Elgato EyeTV Mobile

Velv

With free wi-fi and cheaper 3G coverage growing every day, why would you want to add a hardware module such as this to get TV?

OK, so there might be a few areas where you get Freeview but can't get a 3G signal - but would you really be wanting to watch Freeview in those places anyway?

The geek in me loves the idea of EyeTV, but the business head says they've just developed the double sided CD player.

Colossal dead black neo-sphere approaching Earth

Velv
Boffin

The Medium Bang Theory

"the closest approach to date by an object this large that we know about in advance"

So if you read between the lines (and if you talk to those in the know), they actually admit that they don't see everything in advance. There are in fact many things that they only see once they go whizzing by.

In other words, we probably won't see the rock that hits us on the 21st December 2012. :)

UN set to dump GMT for tech-friendly Atomic Time

Velv
Go

"We" being a selection of those living in "The North"

There are plenty of "we" who would like to try lighter evenings. I hate the current scenario where its dark when I arrive at work and dark when I leave. Leaving in daylight all year round would be quite nice. And summer nights in the beer garden until midnight also appeal :)

Besides. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Apple was OK to fire man for private Facebook comments

Velv
Big Brother

However is it a fair condition of the contract of employment?

Is it really GROSS misconduct? Perhaps it could be a disciplinary item, but GROSS misconduct?

Does the punishment really fit the crime. Clearly the tribunal thinks it did. I think they've set a dangerous precedent for employment T&Cs

Swiss boffins produce working cloth made of GOLD

Velv
Coat

Ah, so it's only really gold plated. I'll wait for the real deal.

Could be an interesting smuggling tool for the future though :)

Mine's the gold coat.

Apple admits iPhone battery suckage, promises fix

Velv
Go

Contrary to the article, my opinion was that my 3GS was actually lasting longer between charges. But it's just gut feel.

It is kcertainly slightly slower, but nothing I can't live with.

At least they seem to have fixed the problem of the 3GS rebooting three minutes into a call. Not had one crash yet.

Credit card companies plan to sell your purchase data to advertisers

Velv
FAIL

More Complicated than it appears

Visa and Mastercard do not issue cards. Repeat - DO NOT ISSUE CARDS

Banks issue cards under license from the Handler (Visa, Mastercard), however it is the BANKS who set your terms and conditions. Don't like the T&Cs, CHANGE BANKS. Complain to the banks if you think your data is being sold.

(that aside, the cynic in me thinks *anyone* using my purchasing history to target advertising or other services is a bad idea)

BT gets 14 days to block Newzbin2

Velv
Big Brother

Legal Precedent

From the BBC coverage:

""The judge ruled that the ISP is closely related to the wrongdoing, it happened on its pipes and therefore it should pay," said Simon Baggs, a partner at Wiggin LLP law firm."

Right, off to sue Mercedes and Edinburgh Council for my recent speeding ticket. It was their roads and car that made the speeding possible so they must be "closely related to the wrongdoing".

While Newzbin is encouraging illegal actions, it is only an index, a facilitator. Will Twitter and Facebook be blocked next since they facilitate riots? Or are they the hero as they facilitate civil action against tyrannical governnments? One mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter. The wedge just got a little thinner.

Data retention, compliance and the storage budget

Velv
Go

Make sure your legal department write the policy on retention, and make sure they document the relevant legislation that requires any item to be kept.

FSA, PCI, HMRC, Companies Act, Police and Criminal Evidence Act, etc.

That way you can point out to the business what they should and more importantly what they should NOT keep. Then just cut down their storage space and force them to delete the crap :)

Trojan targets Mac's built-in security defences

Velv
Joke

Careful or you'll start to feel Glauckenstück

(Rose, Two and a Half Men - "feeling deep remorse for having felt Schadenfreude.")

HTC's iPhone, iPad ban bid derailed by US judge

Velv
Flame

Call me cynical, but...

US Court sides with US Corporation over import and sale of Taiwanese Corporation product (Apple over HTC)

US Courts side with US Corporation over import and sale of US Corporation product (Apple over Samsung)

Apple can't have invented *everything*

I foresee the day when the Far East decides the US just isn't worth the effort. It's only a big market if you can keep your markup suitably high, and lenghty legal battles don't make for profits. Trade in Euros instead of Dollars and concentrate on the emerging markets. America is bankrupt anyway, and while it claims to be a democracy, it is really a Corporatocracy.

Apple iPhone 4S

Velv
FAIL

And buying one outright for 500 IS the cheapest way to get one.

24 months at £37 a month is £888. And don't claim "ah, but you get all those minutes and data". How many people actually come close to using anywhere near that? (few and far between before some idiot replies "I do"). Most people use less than you would get for £10 a month.

Not bashing the jPhone - same applies to all handsets - the cheapest way to get one is to buy it outright and get a cheap tariff for what you actually use. Remember the networks are trying to make MONEY out of you. Why do you think they prefer to get you on a contract - they make more money that way

Scottish rats scoff optic fibre, take down broadband

Velv
Coat

Adds a new meaning to Trouble with Tribbles?

'Buggy' Facebook iPad app finally emerges

Velv
FAIL

Level playing field?

I think not. Apple will know how many linters have installed any particular App, and will be able to prioritise any updates accordingly, especially if a release is found to be particularly problematic.

So yes, Facebook and other big players will get priority approval for their app which has been downloaded 10,000,000 times over even the best home developer who's had 1,000 downloads, no matter how killer their app is.

Not saying is right or fair, just common sense.

Dubstep ringtone wins Nokia compo

Velv
Go

If Nokia has any sense, they'll make the top ten available for everyone to download. There are a couple of good ones in the there (I like the prog one)

Trusteer rebuffs bank security bypass claims

Velv
FAIL

If Trusteer (or any other security crew) are so convinced about the total coverage of their product then why don't they offer indemnity against losses?

Twitter update: @regsecurity – The Reg bags imposter

Velv

Surely @regsecurity should point to static content that says "for your own security, stop using social media like twitter, linkedin and Facebook"

Storage is ending in tiers

Velv
FAIL

And the point of the article is?

It gives nothing to an enterprise admin who already understands tiering, and there's nothing there to help a struggling admin trying to sort their storage nightmare.

Or is it just an advert for Dell who have a link?

Starbucks extends gratis Wi-Fi to UK

Velv

Starbucks have actually had free wifi for a long time now IF you registered a Starbucks card. That had a login to BTOpenzone using the registered details.

I'm guessing therefore that they've removed the card requirement

London 2012 Olympics: 17000 athletes, 11000 computers

Velv
Flame

Nobody able to supply Acer with a secure working easy to use Linux desktop then?

No Linux fanbois willing to put their money where their mouth is and offer a free solution?

It would be a terribly good way to promote Linux if it were used to provide the services for such a prestigious event. Perhaps it's just not up to the job?

I'm not really trolling here - I like Linux, but until someone puts up the money to use Linux desktops in a high profile high volume situation it's going to remain a caterpillar on the motorway of progress.

Chaos feared after Unix time-zone database is nuked

Velv
Linux

time.windows.com

Yes,yes, I know the information is more than a time server. But I'd love the irony if this is where the unix bods had to go

Gay-bashing cult plans picket of Steve Jobs funeral

Velv
FAIL

Did you bother to read the article? Apple has been voted the most gay friendly employer in the US. I think that pretty much fits right into their firing line.

God must REALLY love WBC, otherwise America being America (fuck yeah!) I'd have expected some good old boy to have taken them out by now.

When Fred Phelps die, I wonder how many LGBT will protest at his funeral. I can just se the placards now :)

Gas bill climbed £13,000 after correct online reading given

Velv
Coat

Iron smelting foundaries tend to generate a lot of steam as you cool the steel, which makes them difficult to hide. You can stick up a Leyllandi hedge but people tend to notice huge plooms of white vapour, and consequently HMRC know where 80% of the foundaries are.

More likely to be some furuistic advanced fractional cracking process splitting the methane into carbon for the production of man-made diamionds and the hydrogen for sale to all the Honda Clarity owners in Stockport (although I'm guessing a quick check of the DVLA records would show up an illegal hydrogen production facility).

Velv
Boffin

It takes 10p-20p worth of gas to blow up your average sized house - hardly going to make the wheels of the meter rotate at a blistering speed.

But I like your sarcasm!

Can a user really do BI from the desktop?

Velv
Boffin

It's not about if they can or they can't. BI is a concept. Tools are something that allow you to explore the concept and generate results.

What is really important is how you score the reliability of the results produced. I.e. Are the results accurate and relevant to the business. Garbage in, garbage out. Which of your staff do you trust?

What's not in the iPhone 4S ... and why

Velv
FAIL

Missing radio

Still missing an FM radio.

Apple claim this is a "dying format that can be replaced by streaming". However any streaming of radio I've done has been unreliable and behind the source by some considerable delay.

Which is frankly rubbish when you're watching the Scottish Chamber Orchestra Firework concert and listening "live" on Radio Forth. An event where the fireworks are very carefully timed to the music.

Belgian telcos ordered to blockade Pirate Bay

Velv
Pirate

My dad had a great expression - "you can't fart against thunder"

Piracy will continue. The freetards will always be one step ahead of the law. Where there's a desire, someone will find a way. Take the defence industry as an example - worth billions because governments are prepared to invest in the cutting edge. Never underestimate the desires of a coding junkie in their bedroom to defeat the system, and time and techy knowledge are something they have in abundance.

There are a few thousand labels and studios out there. There are millions of freetards. Now, does the name Custer mean anything to you?

Apple outs iPhone micro USB adaptor

Velv
Flame

However Apple must change to micro USB at some point. They will not be meeting the regulations if they don't since the purpose of the regulations is to ensure every phone uses micro-USB, not to have it as a custom option.

We'll make the assumption the iPhone 4s is an enhanced iPhone 4 and not a new device, so we'll let them away with it this time. For the iPhone 5 Apple MUST change to micro-USB and offer dock connector converters as the option.

Velv
FAIL

@Chris Haynes

If manufacturers use a STANDARD interface then the cost for EVERYONE is reduced. Why should I need to buy different speakers for my iPhone from other devices. Why should I need to spend £100 to specify which interface is needed in my new car when Merecedes could have supplied a standard one for free.

USB might not be the perfect interface, but the sooner Apple jumps on the standard bandwagon the sooner their sales will increase even further. I nearly moved to HTC because of the proprietary connector. Converters are NOT the answer.

Ten reasons why you shouldn't buy an iPhone 5

Velv
Go

"11. Crapple hates Adobe"

I think even Lewis would rate that as a reason to buy an iPhone

Premier League loses footie decoder case

Velv
Go

You can buy as much as you like - you simply have to prove it is for "personal consumption" and that you aren't going to sell or otherwise dispose of it any form of trade.

There is therefore an upper limit to what you might realistically consume, and anything above that is likely to raise suspicion.

iTunes beta, Vodafone flag up iPhone 4S

Velv
Flame

Smoke and mirrors - references in beta are often wrong to ensure confusion reigns. A new version of iTunes will be punted along with the (already announced) iOS 5 release, so it makes sense the new hardware will be named the iPhone 5.