* Posts by Velv

2756 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

'Dated and cheesy' Aero ripped from Windows 8

Velv
Flame

Taking a leaf out of the Apple book.

Flames in 3, 2, 1 ...

Mobile net filters block legit content too – campaign group

Velv
Childcatcher

We don't "filter" our road network from Children - they can happily step in front of a car, bus or truck on most roads and most parents don't give a second thought when they walk out the door in the morning. That is part of life. We teach them how to cross the road safely, and trust them to do it.

IF we are going to "filter" the Internet by default then we MUST also filter many other aspects of our existing life to "protect the children". Shops will need to have 18 only sections where any "dubious" items are displayed - not just jazz mags, but "dangerous" items such as bleach, alcohol, candles matches and lighters, scissors and knives, etc, should not even be shown to kids (I know there are rules covering sale, but it is not just the sale, but the display that is the issue).

Is this REALLY where we are heading?

Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK

Velv
Happy

Can I be the first to suggest we abolish both the Imperial and the Metric system and we immediately adopt the ElReg system of weights and measures.

Button batteries burn kids from inside

Velv
Flame

Kids should be kept in playpens unless you've got them on reins.

Anyone who disagrees is a negligent parent.

:)

Google shoves cybersquatter off 763 Googletastic domains

Velv
Headmaster

Looks like google are going to hoover up the domains. Oops, can't use Hoover

Jolly rogered

Velv
Big Brother

Opt In Schemes

Given the wide availability of porn offline (with porn being a very loose definition), are the authorities going to demand everyone who wants to buy a magazine needs to register?

And are we just talking about those who want to buy Bombay Badonkadonk's, or Playboy, or FHM, or The Sun?

Surely the playingfield must be level for all media services - Please enter your PIN now to watch tonight's Strictly Come Dancing as tonight's show may contain what some consider to be provocative dancing

Virgin Media cuts Pirate Bay access for millions of punters

Velv
Pirate

Re: Where's my hammer?

Think of censored sites like Gremlins - don't get them wet or they'll multiply exponentially.

And God forbid you feed them after midnight!!!!!

Anonymous in, three, two, one ............

Great HR mistakes of our time - Aviva fires 1300 by email

Velv

Re: My favourite HR balls-up - Not deleting the mail trail

On rare occasions forwarding the shit on "by accident" can help confirm to staff just where in the organisation the Peter Principle is most prevelant. And ideally the faux pas by the incompetent is sufficiently discussed with senior management such that the incompetent agrees that "their career aspirations lie elsewhere".

Hasta la vista, baby!

BT's 'unbeatable' Infinity broadband ads banned by ASA

Velv
Go

And what about BTs claim in their adverts that theirs is "the most reliable wifi in the country"?

Apart from the fact half the connection relies on the client device so they have zero influence on it, there is no way they can claim their wifi is more reliable than anyone else given the multitude of models and manufacturers of wireless kit in the marketplace.

They really need to substantiate their claims or shut up.

Publishers fork out $52m in Apple ebook pricing settlement

Velv
Pirate

Clearly Apple et al were in the wrong and their contracts were anti-competitive (especially the favoured nation bit).

But so that I don't appear antifanbois, the DoJ MUST now also look at regulating how Amazon prices ebooks (and other goods, and other etailers).

We are living in a new era where markets change in days instead of years, and it is therefore imperative that national and international laws are in tune to prevent monopolies. Blink and someone has cornered the market. Lawyers might be the scourge of the earth, but when we need them, we really really do need them.

Ten... Kitchen Gadget Treats

Velv

Clearly you've never investigated the options.

You chose a machine from a variety of manufacturers (much like a car), and those manufacturers offer different cartridge options (fuel type, petrol, diesel, electric). You then buy your coffee (fuel) from various outlets and your chosen cartrdidge format is produced by various coffee purveyors in various strengths.

Unless you've gone Nespresso, in which case you are right.

How Apple revived publisher-set pricing and got sued for it

Velv
Mushroom

As highlighted at the very start of the article, the NBA regulated the industry by ensuring a fair marketplace and ensuring no one business could corner the industry and force everyone else out. Some would call this a cartel, and our competition laws generally frown on it, but it did ensure businesses could largely compete.

Now we have the very thing the NBA originally prevented - one massive player flexing its influencene and money, forcing the rest of the industry to comply with its rules, controlling the market, and ultimately forcing the little guy out of business while also increasing the cost to the consumer.

So to suggest that Apple is working to make life fairer for the consumer is blinkered at best. Apple is using its might and money in an attempt to force other players out of the market - of course it should be sued.

Matt Groening reveals location of Simpsons' Springfield

Velv
Flame

Re: The odd episode is still funny

ALL comedy shows stop being funny after several series. The writers and creators need to move on. None of the shows that go much past 5 seasons still have that ZING!

So some might argue that the long running shows still pull out an occasional "gem". Is that really worth the pain and investment in the other 20+ episodes?

If you came up with one good show, prove you've got real talent by inventing more. Don't just milk the lame public with the same old drivel week in, week out.

Lords give automatic smut censorship bill the once-over

Velv
FAIL

"has an age verification policy which has been used to confirm that the subscriber is aged 18 or over"

That would be the CREDIT AGREEMENT the subscriber signed when they took out the service. As per usual, the ISP will only accept changes from the account holder who signed the agreement.

This covers the vast majority of access (since it is fixed lines ISP, not just mobiles).

iPad app that lets mute kids speak menaced by patent lawsuit

Velv
Boffin

Re: something like FRAND but for medical or assistive inventions?

There's a balance to be had somewhere between the two. There are plenty of drugs that are now licensed cheaply as the inventor has made a reasonable profit long before the end of the patent.

Balance. Balance and FRAND. For something like this, it sounds like (pun) licensing the patent cheaply to hit a mass market is the way to go. So you as the owner don't sell as much hardware - if the idea sells, then the hardware is over-priced. This won't just help those with problems, this has the potential to sell to millions of parents who want to encourage their offspring to communicate.

I would however suggest someone goes and looks at the footage of humans communicating with animals (chimps, dolphins, etc). It used changeable boards with symbols...

Facebook accused of 'wanton' use of Canadian woman's pics

Velv
Holmes

Just because it's in the T&Cs doesn't make it fair or legal. Such cover-all clauses have been thrown out time and time again.

I'm not claiming the woman is right, but on reading the story here it would appear Facebook has leapt from a page "Like" to a whole different association, something I would suggest is beyond the T&Cs since it is not possible to consent to the unknown.

Home Sec: Web snoop law will snare PAEDOS, TERRORISTS

Velv
FAIL

Re: Lets be realistic shall we.

First they came for the communists,

and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.

Then they came for the trade unionists,

and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews,

and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.

Then they came for me

and there was no one left to speak out for me.

Apple relents, doubles EU warranty (sort of)

Velv
Go

Which is why when it broke I took it back to the APPLE STORE

DMOL proposes Freeview EPG shuffle to pull in IPTV

Velv
Boffin

Why can't they get together with Sky and Virgin and agree a common framework. Then you could put all the major channels on the same number on each platform.

It would save a lot of confusion.

NDS says Beeb's Panorama emails were 'manipulated'

Velv
FAIL

Lies, damned lies, and journalist manipulation.

Perhaps the BBC were manipulated, perhaps the BBC did the manipulation.

Perhaps NDS have subsequently manipulated the truth and are now manipulating the journalists reporting the story.

Nintendo DSi sends child abuser to the slammer

Velv

Never mind "after Clarkson", you can say it at all, or Tweet it, or post it on Facebook or on a forum.

Oh, wait....., you just did.

Adobe auto-update eases Flash update chore - on Windows only

Velv
Facepalm

Re: Backdoors plugged

... that now open all the doors when you open one of them.

A million TVs to go dark across London

Velv
Trollface

Re: South East News Bias ? - Nahhhhhh.......

Can't we just switch off London?

Who killed ITV Digital? Rupert Murdoch - but not the way you think

Velv
Thumb Down

Having watched the Panorama programme, I thought they did make it clear that ITVDigital would have gone under anyway.

The real point of the programme therefore is targeted at News International and it's owners and board. Are they fit to own media groups in the UK? The media already controls the British public to a large extent, with even the trusted BBC putting their own spin on topics. So should one group have a majority control of our media? Probably not. Especially if they are linked to underhand and illegal tactics against anyone who might rival them.

There may be no evidence the Murdochs were involved, but as the President once said, "the buck stops here". They SHOULD have known what was going on, and MUST have known once the lawsuits started. Since one of the lawsuits was settled out of court (which NI never does if it thinks it can win), some very senior pele MUST have known the situation.

ITVDigital may have been fatally flawed in the first place, but it is curious to note the media spin now surrounding the Panorama allegations, and it makes me wonder which journalists are being payed to represent the News International angle.

Raspberry Pi supplier coughs to ship date delay glitch

Velv
Flame

If Apple can get away with all sorts of misleading claims for its products around the world, why can't Raspberry?

Gov IT contractors hire staff in India to work on benefits system

Velv
FAIL

Re: But what about the many million unemployed.....

Except these agreements were kicked off by the previous administration, although I will grant you it was the current administration who continued them

100 EARTH-LIKE PLANETS orbit stars WITHIN 30 LIGHT-YEARS!

Velv
Flame

Do you think each world has been made by a different God, or did one God make them all?

If it was one God, then he's up to 600 days work already (since each world will clearly believe their Earth to be the only one). Now call me cynical, but I'm fairly sure that breaches the European Working Time directive, not to mention several Health & Safety rules.

If it was more than one God, then clearly religion is bunk.

Apple Oz offers refunds for confused 4G iPad owners

Velv
Facepalm

Standards

Blame the ITU.

4G and even 3G are NOT STANDARDS. They are a collection of capabilities only. Many Counties use different telecommunications standards, and operate on different frequencies. Until the communication is aligned globally these problems will continue.

HOWEVER, in Apple's statement (found elsewhere), they claim "The new iPad works on what is globally accepted to be a 4G network". AMERICA IS NOT GLOBAL. The iPad doesn't even work on all US 4G networks (not compatible with Sprint).

Judge orders O2 to name suspected smut burglars

Velv
Mushroom

When Telefonica release the details, they should also write to each alleged subscriber advising that:

A) their details have been released under a court order; and

B) in the event they are sent any legal communication, they should seek appropriate legal advice before replying.

It is about time the threatening extortion was stopped once and for all. Either take the pirates to court or stop demanding money with menaces.

UK.gov gives nod to .scot

Velv
Trollface

Re: .jk?

I was think more .jk for jakies

(Urban Dictionary)

El Reg Forums FAQ

Velv
Trollface

Wot, no iPad app?

(joking troll)

Half of iPad 3s sold will sport 4G, says bank

Velv
Go

Aside from the initial extra hardware cost (which I appreciate is a problem for some people), why wouldn't you buy the 3G version (of any tablet)?

You don't *need* an active SIM to make the thing work, and you can get data on a per month basis, and for less than £5 a month.

I know some people will say "I never use it outside the house", or "I can always find wifi". Trust me, you will use it if it's there :)

(this isn't a dig at anyone who hasn't bought a 3G, more a hint for anyone considering buying a tablet)

Busty blogger bursts Bulgarian airbag in mud-wrestle blunder

Velv

Re: Seriously...

Reality TV show - should be on YouTube by now

GiffGaff goes titsup again in 'leccy cable gaffe

Velv

This is what happens when you let users run your service - no clue about a Business Continuity plan, and no thoughts on Disaster Recovery

</sarcasm off>

Weeing Frenchman sues Google over Street View photo

Velv
Coat

Now we know what The Stig was doing at the side of the A92. Do you think the BBC should sue too?

Top Gun 2: It's happening - and the choice of star is stirring controversy

Velv
WTF?

ElectroMAGNETIC catapults - that's going to increase the number of minesweepers we need to escort every carrier

Apple: We never said Siri would actually work in the UK

Velv
FAIL

Re: Cash grab

It's about time advertisers like Apple were prevented from having misleading adverts with caveats. It is not fair to say "didn't you read the small print?" Small print that I struggle to read on a 50" screen, so God help anyone on normal screen.

"Sequence shortened" - fuck off! Show it properly or don't show it al all (Apple is not the only guilty party here).

"Unlimited" - but it is limited.

"May not be available in all regions" - then don't show that advert in that region!!!!

So this guy might have been pushing his luck if he wanted cash out of Apple, but too many advertisers are relying on caveats to allow them to imply a service or function everywhere when that isn't the case.

US shuts down Canadian gambling site with Verisign's help

Velv
Mushroom

Threat to World Peace from a Fascist state?

I've said it before and I'll predict it again:

Some time in the next 50 years the worlds biggest democracy (China) will invade the dictatorship that is the USofA and will free the citizens from the tyranny of corruption and oppression.

Despite what some people may claim, citizens in the USofA are bound by many laws that here in Europe would be ripped apart by the European Courts. The laws are enacted by a small number of very rich people who are funded (publicly and privately) by the corporations who have only their own interests in mind. There are only two political parties, and there's very little difference between the two. Voting doesn't directly elect the leaders - it only elects the electors. The USofA is at risk of becoming a neo-fascist state, and probably represents one of the biggest threats to world peace.

I'm not anti-American. I've been, I plan to go again, and I have several American fiends. If you don't like what I say, don't just down vote, do your own research. And if you are American, stand up for your own human rights.

iPad 3 launch news pushes Apple shares to $500bn high

Velv
Mushroom

Since the shareholders didn't buy the shares for the dividend (it's well know no divi is normally paid and you are buying them for their growth), perhaps Apple should make a philanthropic gesture with the $7bn instead.

Like that's going to happen...

Apple issues invitations to March 7 iPad roll-out

Velv
FAIL

Re: why?

Er, do you mean TVs? As in 1080HD?

Er, because it's a STANDARD

Computer monitors run in many different resolutions, relying upon the VIDEO GRAPHICS ARRAY to generate the output at one of many STANDARD resolutions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vector_Video_Standards2.svg

Now go away and don't ask stupid questions

Apple wins battle in Motorola patent war

Velv
Devil

Given the number of OTHER manufactures of mobile phones who must be licensing Motorolas patent under FRAND, it should be very easy to set a FRAND figure for Apple.

Then we find out who the real bad guys are...

Child abuse suspect won't be forced to decrypt hard drive

Velv
Big Brother

Re: I don't get it...

Signed confession? It's not like anyone has ever been compelled to sign one...

Navigation app CoPilot Live goes freemium next month

Velv
Go

NavFree by Navmii is great for the iPhone. As per the name, it's free. I found it after an article here on El Reg?

GO icon for obvious reasons

Oracle: 'US Navy tricked by illegal Solaris touts'

Velv
WTF?

Sounds like Oracle wants to have its cake and eat it.. Car manufacturers would not get away with this. If a fundamental flaw is discovered they are required by law to fix it for free. you don't need to take out a service agreement with the maker in order to qualify for critical fixes. And that is what we're talking about - critical updates.

Perhaps these companies are in breach of their agreement with Oracle, however Oracle should be providing patches for FREE to everyone who has bought the original item. New features can be charged for, but patches should not require on ongoing subscription directly with Oracle. In the EU that would definitely be anti-competitive preventing third party vendors from providing support.

Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?

Velv
Stop

Next you'll be telling us we can use the term "Fanbois"

Virgin boss victorious in .xxx Branson pickle

Velv
FAIL

A bit like the Patent Wars of the early 21st Century, Domain Name Wars are going to go down in history as when the lawyers REALLY started to make money.

Who would have thought that expanding new Top Level Domains would have introduced such a huge scope for "ambulance chasing" type lawyers to exploit both sides of a registration.

Come the revolution they'll be the first against the wall.

Football rights value soars in wake of TV Now lawsuit

Velv
Mushroom

So if the value of the rights is going to soar, then more needs to be done to ensure the money is used in a more socially responsible manner. We have professional sports players and associated crew who are paid more than the bankers we hate.

Clubs, TV, media, etc need to spread the money better across lower level clubs to encourage grass roots sport and improve communities. It is, after all, simply an investment on their own future, something most of them haven't until now properly embraced.

If ever there was justification for an 75% tax band it is professional footballers.

Chinese smut site boss gets 10 years in the slammer

Velv
Trollface

I'm guessing the ebooks work quite well with the pictorial nature of Chinese writing

Texan TSA crew accused of nude scanner ogling scheme

Velv
Big Brother

Re: Missing the point

Depends on the point - are they there to catch terrorists, or are they there to make the public think the authorities are trying to catch terrorists.

The El Reg book library - now on ePub

Velv
Headmaster

"the only hardware you'll definitely need is some plastic with a stripe on it"

Er, no, since payment is by Paypal which has no requirement for a card (although a card is one of several handy options).

Now, where did I put my BitTorrent client......