* Posts by Velv

2756 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

El Reg mulls Forums icon portfolio shake-up

Velv
FAIL

FAIL

You've suggested that you'll go to the pub AFTER the new list has been produced.

USELESS.

You should be going to the pub NOW to discuss the options - that'll produce a much more biting selection for commentard consumption and will avoid lots of Political Correctness rubbish (there's a point - a political correctness icon?)

35 US states petition for secession – on White House website

Velv
Go

I'm sure the states that elected Obama would quite happily get rid of those other States - I seem to remember a list circulating recently that highlighted just what would and would not sit where.

I particularly liked: the Blue states have 90% of the wealth, the red states have 90% of the obese.

Microsoft v Google judge could shape the world in new patent punchup

Velv
Mushroom

Perhaps it's time that Standards Essential Patents are automatically assigned over by the standards body and released as public domain.

Patents in principle protect intellectual property theft and exploitation, however if they then form part of a standard then maybe the greater good of the world takes precedence. If not assigned for free, a fixed fee scheme could be used - fixed NOW, not negotiated later.

Google, Amazon, Starbucks are 'immoral' and 'ridiculous' over UK tax

Velv
FAIL

I'm not defending the large corporations as they are playing the rules to their own advantage, however those crying foul really need to learn a bit more about business:

"Turnover is vanity, profit is sanity, cash is reality"

It IS possible for a business to turn over billions and make little or no profit. Turnover and profit are NOT directly linked. Some MPs and Journalists need to learn some basic business facts.

What a clockup! Apple's Swiss clock knock-off clocks up $21m fine

Velv
WTF?

Re: Weird that they didn't license it in the first place

I was surprised they bothered to Photoshop out the clock makers name.

Velv
FAIL

@AC 16:50 "open to people copying all your hard work like Samdung does"

Nice of the Fanbois to prove his own argument. Swatch, Rolex et al have decades of design work in their product, a history of design that repeats their design elements for over a century.

Tablet design on the other hand is 30 years old (I'm making the leap of faith from Star Trek:TNG tablets), and Apple has no proven track record of "design elements" that gives them any rights to "the design". Apple entered the market less than 5 years ago, and it could be argued they copied the "design" of several other tablets before them.

Kim Dotcom's Mega pops up AGAIN, now in New Zealand

Velv
FAIL

"already had an alternative domain name registered, which seems to have been the case, given that Mega is back online so soon."

Seriously, journalists these days.

It takes SECONDS to register a domain name, and not much longer to get it active (depending on the supplier). OK, so he is likely to have had at least one other registered. He probably has more. But even if all of those are mysteriously shut down it doesn't take long to get another active.

Sorority girls gone wild: '1 to 3' casual sex 'hookups' every month

Velv
Coat

Pictures?

I was going to suggest the usual "pictures, or it didn't happen".

But then I googled it and it turns out there are LOTS of pictures.

Judge: Your boss has no right to your emails held by a third party

Velv
FAIL

Why has it taken the IT focused El Reg nearly two weeks to relate this story when it appeared in The Independent on the 2nd of November?

Man, 19, cuffed after burning Remembrance poppy pic is Facebooked

Velv
FAIL

Proportionate Response

In the good old days the cops would have given him a good stern talking to and a cuff around the ear (no matter how old he was).

Sadly our society is now so obsessed with the freedoms and rights of the guilty that the Police can no longer work with the spirit of the law and must follow it to the letter - get a complaint, arrest, paperwork, report to CPS or PF.

I don't want to condone Police as Judge, Jury and Executioner, but we need to appreciate our liberal society has brought the overreaction problem highlighted here on ourselves.

EU proposed emergency alert system won't work on iPhone

Velv
Mushroom

Ah, nothing like having a STANDARD and complying with it...

When is the ITU going to publish a roadmap that will converge the existing "standards" used around the world. Technology is advancing, and while the Merkins (and othes) use a different system from GSM now, they will replace their infrastructure over the coming years (have done already for LTE) so at this point you can start to incorporate a GLOBAL standard.

(And I'm not staying it should be GSM, just that the ITU needs to get a roadmap agreed that in 10 years it will be converged) (and don't give me excuses about bandwidth and frequencies - that's part of the ROADMAP).

Apple is granted a patent on the rectangle. No, really

Velv
FAIL

ahhhhhhhh

Now I see what Samsung have copied. Clearly they were wrong to copy this newly patented design.

And since that time travel patent they submitted next week was approved last year they'll have no more problems in court.

Apple removes apology-hiding JavaScript from UK website

Velv

Re: Another vote for a contempt charge

No excuses - they have operations in the UK, they have UK based lawyers who studied UK Law in the UK and who practise UK law in the UK in the UK courts.

But then when did management ever listen to the knowledgeable staff they employ.

Velv
Go

Re: Thankyou, Sir. May I have another?..

Charge them £1 for every "copied" device they've sold in the UK.

Now that would be interesting, not from the money perspective, but from the real sales figures for the UK - would they downgrade the numbers to reduce the fine, or upgrade the numbers to increase the publicity :)

LOHAN slips BRA over BOOBIES in ballocket backronym buffoonery

Velv
Go

So I don't (yet) have the answer, but it really should be ...

LINDSAY

Judge denies move to ban ad-skipping DVR

Velv

"Surprised we haven't seen it this side of the pond yet"

There are already intrusions used this side of the pond.

There are often large interruptions to the credits (OK, maybe not the same) but there are also lines of text overlaying onto the main content of some programmes. It may only have been text lines on silly programmes so far (daytime?), but it has been there.

Note to broadcasters - stop it NOW!

Psst: Heard the one about the National Pupil Database? Thought not

Velv
FAIL

Just because the MPs change doesn't mean the people who make the policies change.

The Civil Service carries on regardless on most of the business of running the country, and the politicians are really just voiceboxes that give vague indications of how the country should be run - a general direction as opposed to the nitty gritty.

Anyone who thinks the Tories, Labour, LibDems, Greens, UKIP, etc actually have any real say in how the country is run are clearly misguided.

Google's Brin: Elected officials should quit political parties

Velv
FAIL

So not being a member of a party suddenly stops you being biased?

FAIL

I absolutely understand the utopia of the suggestion - politicians once elected should be there purely for the people. But every one of us has our political leanings and will tend to side with those of a similar disposition irrespective of party membership. And Political Parties have been known to apply influence on non-members...

Snake-fondling blonde nude punts Polish coffins

Velv
FAIL

El Reg FAIL

So the article was marked NSFW.

And the picture was edited with Vultures to be on the safe side.

BUT

The article is then added to the Spotlight feature on the homepage with a section of cropped picture that doesn't include the vultures making the ENTIRE El Reg homepage TOTALLY NSFW!

Hence why I'm posting this from my personal tablet. But more please.

Velv
Thumb Up

On a side note

Now I know they're doing it for charity, and its probably quite respectable, but the thought did cause me a monetary shudder... This morning I went for coffee and a bacon roll and was offered a copy of the Greggs Calendar Girls 2013 Calendar.

10 out of 10 for helping Children In Need

Belkin flaunts non-Apple Lightning add-ons

Velv
Flame

I'd rather buy some cheap Chinese assembled junk that works intermittently and breaks after just a few weeks.

Oh, wait ...

Apple to ditch Intel – report

Velv
Go

Acquisitions

There were also some rumours of Apple sniffing around Wolfson Microelectronics again now they're backing in collaboration.

Velv
FAIL

Re: It's 2012. Soon 2013.

There's a difference between NEED and AFFORD - the vast majority of Linux installs run on Intel not because they need to, but because it is (currently) about the most cost effective hardware available for the job.

There are lots of other options. But will your bean counters let you buy them?

(not saying its right, just pointing out fact)

Velv
FAIL

Re: Just buy AMD already

Apart from it would start a bidding war - too many other manufacturers rely on ARM so they couldn't afford to let Apple own it. For now they all survive by having a chip designer that can be used be them all, creating a market of different vendors devices that do similar jobs.

Velv
Gimp

Re: Huh?

Yes, the can be that stupid. And it might work. There are enough loyal Fanbois who will continue to pay more than twice the price for a "quality" product.

Never underestimate how much of Apples sales is about image and not functionality.

Naughty-step Apple buries court-ordered apology with JavaScript

Velv
Flame

It'll all end in tears...

As someone else commented, they are playing the bratty child pushing the boundaries to see what they can get away with".

Well it will all end in tears.

Their legal costs will continue to spiral if the Judge needs to recall them to court. And the Judge will simply dictate more specifically how Apple needs to respond - full front page of the UK website with set font size and text, with only one link to "Visit the rest of Apple". Or perhaps even "full front page advert in named newspapers". Or even "prime time TV advert on at least 10 UK mainstream television channels including ITV1 and Channel 4"

Apple already have the TV adverts slots booked, its just they were planning on showing something else.

O2 roaming rates to rise by up to 140%

Velv

Who Cares?

Most customers won't notice. The vast majority never roam. They pay their £45 a month out of their dole so they have their iPhone5, but they don't actually go out of the country.

The roamers may vote with their feet and move networks, but I doubt O2 really care (except they've probably given customers the option to break their contracts with such a high change, especially if said customer has roamed in the past).

Verizon staff arrested for stealing customer's nude pics

Velv
FAIL

Re: Not theft

In what universe is it not theft.

Or are you trying to justify your own actions.

Velv
Coffee/keyboard

Further, "this El Reg hack" remembers his local Boots taking copies and appears to be condoning the practise, suggesting the public should expect it as part of the service. I'm sure he'll feel differently when he's subjected to some form of rip-off when using a service somewhere. Perhaps his broadband will be stolen, or his car used for errands while in the garage for a service, or many other "misdemeanours".

These staff deserve jail, not just for stealing the pictures, but for the stupidity of trying to distribute them.

'This is Apple. It will take them 2 weeks to alter their website, will it?'

Velv
Trollface

Two Weeks to update Apple Website

Yes, it will take Apple two weeks to add the new "Apology"

But they appear to have managed to remove the existing apology in just a matter of minutes.

Hmmmmmmmmm

The iPhone 5 WILL do 4G magic on Three ... but not until next year

Velv
Go

Re: 2014 is a lifetime in Apple years

Never mind the obsolescence of the iPhone 5, it'll be "5G" that is being rolled out.

(while some claim a new Generation comes out roughly ever 10 years, 3G and 4G have a much closer overlap, and Moore's Law appears to have started to kick in, with advances being at roughly half the time and more than double the speed)

Apple updates iOS 6, Safari

Velv
Joke

Re: The New Maps Rock

Of course it works in Arizona - everything is at least 30 miles from everything else so Apple maps are going to be relatively accurate

Comet confesses: The receivers are among us even now

Velv
Terminator

First they came for Comet, but I didn't say anything because I didn't shop in Comet.

Then they came for Dixons, but I didn't say anything as I didn't shop in Dixons.

Then they came for John Lewis, and I didn't say anything because, well, I didn't shop in John Lewis

Then out came some new gadget that I thought I might like.

But there was nowhere left to go and see it

Mozilla: Windows 7 browser bungle cost us nine MILLION downloads

Velv
FAIL

@ Daemon Byte

Why has Chrome caught up? Well one reason is that google is the most used search engine in the world to such an extent that to "google" something is now a dictionary term. And what's advertised on the front page of google? Google Chrome Browser.

Now, looking at Firefox search....

Velv
Joke

Re: still upbto their old tricks

@AC

I think the point is that Microsoft created the business model.

Google are now following it, and Apple are preparing a lawsuit that they have a patent on it. :)

Uh-oh! Kim Dotcom is back with a brand new Megaupload site

Velv
Big Brother

"Legally Responsible"

Which is where Cyberspace is going to get interesting, and there is no law that currently answers the problem.

Is it where the data is hosted?

Is it where the data owner is located?

Is it where the processing server is located (which may not be in the same jurisdiction as the storage)?

Is it where the company owner is located (which may be a registered company and subject to different laws for directors than from individuals)?

Is it where the domain name is registered?

Is it where the copyright content owner is located?

Is it at the choice of anyone who wants to raise the legal action in cases where there may be a choice (think patent law in the US where the case is filed in certain states which are more sympathetic than others - what would happen if the EU had a similar "federal" circuit of courts)?

Many of you will have opinions on these - please don't post replies, there is NO right answer at the moment.

Velv
Facepalm

"It is understood Mega's staff and owners cannot access the encrypted uploaded data, absolving themselves of any responsibility for contents of the files"

Is this the opinion of the journalist or of me.ga??? It hasn't absolved any other service provider, so what makes anyone think its going to absolve me.ga of responsibility now.

California begins crackdown on mobile app developers

Velv
Go

Alternatively

Just stick a note on the App Store page saying "not for sale to Californians"

Because that works SOOOOO well for US Export restrictions on software downloads

Underdone iTunes put back in oven for another month

Velv

Re: No surprise

I admire you're optimism. I really do hope they fix iTunes and make it work.

Sadly I seem to remember the hype before iTunes 10 said pretty much the same things that are being said now.

Disney buys Lucasfilm, new Star Wars trilogy planned

Velv

End of an Era...

The Big Bank Theory:

Raj: Come on Sheldon, it's Star Wars.

Howard: I'm going to press play, I mean it! Come on, we gotta hurry up and watch it before George Lucas changes it again.

Telefonica fails in bid to claw back 'flip-flop' 2010 termination charges

Velv
Pirate

Who Pays

And long may the networks continue to charge each other the termination rate.

God forbid that we move to the "pay to receive" model that has previously been suggested. The networks would then have even less incentive to shut down spammers and cold callers.

First eyes EVER SEEN (by definition) appeared 700 million years ago

Velv
Boffin

Re: But but...

9,000 years according Paul Broun.

And he should know, as he's a physician and member of the Committee on Science, Space and Technology of the House of Representatives.

It's good that the science deniers can never agree on when the universe was born, but the Scientist generally do. OK, so the boffins sometime revise their dates (as shown in the article), but that is usually followed by nods of agreement from their peers. Meanwhile the buffoons continue to argue over a couple of hundred years.

Steve Jobs' Apple-powered yacht makes belated first trip

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Go

Re: Looks like shit.

Have a look for Strand Craft 122 and 166.

Now there's a good looking Super Yacht.

Apparently four are being built. The car bit is a gimmick, but the lines of the boat are stunning, an optical illusion on the size.

France again threatens Google with link tax

Velv
FAIL

Everybody's out to make a buck.

Presumably the French News sites think google makes a massive profit from their content, and they want their share of google's profit (and I'm not denying google doesn't make a profit, however I suspect there aren't that many clicks through from ads on news searches).

So the French could set the robots.txt to stop the search engines indexing the content and thus preventing google et al from stealing their content to make profit. That would show google, wouldn't it?

iPhone owners sue Apple for locking Jesus mobe to AT&T

Velv
Boffin

Apple Specific Problem

This may be an Apple specific legal situation, since the unlock comes VIA Apple/iTunes, not directly from the network operator (or at least it did).

When O2 unlocked my old phone it was necessary to plug the phone into the computer and connect up to iTunes. Only once the phone had "phoned home" to Apple did it receive the unlock code. (i.e. at the time O2 could not unlock the phone without going through Apple).

It may be different now the iPhone/iOS supports Over The Air for updates.

Philips eyes trendy homemakers for app-controlled e-lights

Velv
Boffin

The "trendies" who will want these things by their furniture from Habitat or Ikea, both of which tend to use ES fittings anyway.

TSA fails again with adjustable boarding passes

Velv
Boffin

Re: Wrong.

It partly depends on the purpose of the security checks - are they there to catch the bad people, or are they there to make the general flying public feel safe. If you look back at the history of aviation, it's both.

Amazon quietly un-wipes remotely wiped Kindle

Velv
FAIL

Re: Never buy a Kindle, then.

Apple have wiped Apps.

In the early days of the App store I bought a wireless hotspot finding app for my 1st Gen Touch (it tested which were open). After a few months Apple decided this type of App was against their policies and they deleted it. They didn't tell me of course, but I found out when I contacted the author.

EMC in bizarre Juniper gobble attempt - Wall Street whispers

Velv

So on its own, maybe it doesn't appear to make sense.

However I have heard a similar rumour (from a source I trust to have just enough credibility) of Cisco also wanting to broaden its horizons. How can it do that? We there are other virtual platforms out there. Clearly they're not going to get VMWare off EMC, nor are they going to get HyperV off Microsoft. But next in the Magic Quadrants is Citrix.

Suddenly you can see very good reasons for EMC to own a network company.

State of Minnesota bans free online education

Velv
Joke

They could always get a partner in another country to offer the courses to Minnesota residents.

DEAR RESIDENT OF MIMASOTA

I AM KING JOFFEY JAFUR OF NIGERIA AND THROUGH THE GREAT WEALTH OF MY GLORIOUS COUNTRY I AM ABKE TO OFFER FREE COURSES OF EDUCATION TO MY GREAT RELATIVES IN THE COUNTRY OF MINNESOTA.

TO OFFER THESE FREE COURSES I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO SECURE THE LICENCE FROM MIMASOTA GOVERNMENT BY SENDING ME MONEY TO COVER THE NECESSARY REGISTRATION FEES.....

ooops, maybe the law isn't entirely daft, especially if Minnesota is following the spirit of the law instead of the letter