* Posts by Velv

2756 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Do Not Call Register operator breaches Register

Velv
Mushroom

Perhaps its about time we hit the reset button, and turned the whole thing on its head - EVERY number should be on the list until the subscriber chooses to permit marketing and market research calls.

I know the marketers won't like it, but I suspect the general public would love it.

Buying a petabyte of storage for YOURSELF? First, you'll need a fridge

Velv
Coffee/keyboard

And the point of the article is?

Slow news day?

Guilty journalist desperately trying to find something to write about?

Which qualifications are worthwhile?

Velv

Depends on your aspirations, but consider a course that teaches you how to conduct research, especially research using the Internet. Support roles are typically about finding the problem, then applying a fix, so skills in applying a logical diagnosis are key (and this is applicable to life, not just technology).

There are very few technical course out there where the knowledge is not available via google, bing, yahoo, etc, IF you know how to look, and HOW TO SIFT the useful answers from the rubbish answers (this is the important bit).

After a couple of years in IT, if you've been any good you'll get your next job because of your last or current one. It really is that nepotistic. Qualifications go out of date very quickly, unless you're prepared to invest in continued re-certification (and in my experience, people with too many certificates are usually useless at most of it)

Getting that initial job might be difficult, so you should only rely on the words of a recruiter to tell you what you need. Find a friendly agency or two to phone and ask them what skills they are recruiting now.

US nuke lab drops Chinese networking kit

Velv
Big Brother

No matter who you are, do you trust your own government not to be spying on you. Perhaps not so much here in Europe, but the Merkins should be really afraid.

Velv
Big Brother

I don't quite get it.

Surely if you operate a "secure" or "sensitive" operation then you MONITOR all your outgoing traffic and you know what is going where (otherwise known as Data Leakage Prevention). You can see packets that are being routed to unknown or untrusted destinations. That is if your secure element is even connected directly to the outside world.

Or do they think the Chinese have pioneered the subspace ether used in Star Trek that allowed transmission beyond the speed of light?

Kim Dotcom flashes his rack

Velv
Mushroom

Since it is the USA who have taken particular offence at his activities, he could really piss them off by working with the Cubans, Iranians and North Koreans.

"Don't bother spending billions on rockets, buy me some servers and we'll REALLY up set the Merkins"

What did Capita ITS staff get for Xmas? Elf 'n' safety training

Velv
Mushroom

The trouble with common sense is...

... that it isn't really that common.

Now we ALL know how to lift things. We ALL know to get out in a fire. We ALL know about Anti Money Laundering, about treating customers fairly and about not giving our passwords to people in the street.

Yet over the next few weeks we'll probably all have a good laugh at some TV programmes showing idiots with no common sense doing stupid things. Common sense really isn't that common, and if you're one of the people who moan about the "stupid mandatory training", you're probably one of the people its actually aimed at.

Personally I'd bring back the old Public Information Films, and put them on ten times more often.

Now, who wants to reminisce over Tufty, the Green Cross Code and Charlie Says ...

Here's a free tip, Cisco: DON'T buy NetApp unless you're crazy

Velv
WTF?

Cloud Storage?

The trouble with your argument about companies turning to Cloud Storage...

The clue is in the name - STORAGE

Somebody somewhere still needs to buy and install it. Just because you buy space from a cloud doesn't mean there aren't disks spinning somewhere. In theory because cloud is buying a portion of shared you split the costs, a single company may only have installed a single array, whereas the cloud provider will need a minimum of two, and more like three or four arrays to provide continuity of service.

Swings and roundabouts for the array vendors - and probably more cost effective to service a few large cloud data centres than hundreds of smaller customers.

Siri: Can you make a Raspberry Pi open a garage door?

Velv
Coat

Re: says:

<----- go now, while you can

Apple debuts detailed failure gauge page

Velv
FAIL

"service has "Issues"" is a subjective term.

The iPhone 3Gs had a problem with reboots during calls, yet Apple denied there was an issue.

The iPhone 4 had to be held properly, however initially Apple denied there was an issue.

iOS5 upgrades broke WiFi for a number phones - yet there was no issue.

So while the idea of a Service Status page is good, if you're not prepared to admit to your "weaknesses", its totally useless.

File-sharing mom begs US Supremes to void bloated RIAA fine

Velv
Alien

Re: Ship her to Japan

Even scarier, I wonder what the punishment is under Sharia Law ...

Velv
Boffin

Re: Surely they should have to prove damages?

If the punishment was restricted purely to direct losses...

Consider the scenario:

I sell illegal copies of a physical CD for £10 each. If all I'm ever going to be fined is the £10 per CD sold, where's the dis-incentive??? I can only ever be fined for as many as they can prove I've sold, and since it is likely they will only be able to prove a subset have been sold, I win.

There needs to be a punitive element to the fine to discourage illegal activity (and I'm not making any statement on the value of the punitive element, just pointing out there needs to be a punitive element)

N. Joseph Woodland, inventor of the barcode, dies at 91

Velv
Joke

Re: That reminds me of Jeremiah Kurzweil

@Esskay

It had the "I'll get my coat icon" - appropriate for both the impending pun, and the inevitable "leaving the room with your cousin"

<-- joke alert icon, just in case you missed it

The 30-year-old prank that became the first computer virus

Velv
FAIL

Re: OK now this isn't fair (again)

Define "secure"...

Windows NT4 was classed as "Secure" by the US Department Of Defence - until you installed a network card.

So "secure" is only the parameters you measure it against.

So all, and none, of the current mainstream OS's are secure.

North Korean rocket works, puts something into orbit

Velv
Mushroom

Re: Why hasn't the US "brought democracy" to NK yet?

Because the US doesn't know what democracy is!

Major £30m cyberheist pulled off using MOBILE malware

Velv
Pint

Re: Schools

While I agree we should be teaching all sorts in schools, let's not forget that the vast majority of victims were probably at school before the web was invented.

I remember things I learned at school. I remember Chemistry. I remember Carbon had two forms, diamond and graphite. And that wasn't that long ago. 1985 and Buckminsterfullerenes were discovered.

So yes, lets teach it in schools - but adulthood should also be a learning experience too.

Velv
FAIL

Given the amount of planning and staging, I'm willing to bet they've got that covered too

Tim Cook’s 'One more thing': Apple TV rumor-stoker

Velv
FAIL

Missing a Trick

(C) Velv 2012, patent pending, all rights reserved, etc, etc.

Don't make TVs, make an interface that allows modules to be added that enhance functionality. Modules that plug in to slots in the TV (either internal as a manufacturer fit or external as aftermarket), not set top boxes that clutter the place and need their own power an cables. Then license it.

Imagine TVs sold with an Apple TV slot - think how may more Apple TV boxes you can ship each year as people can upgrade them every year - fanbois replace their iPad every year, but probably wouldn't replace the TV, but they would replace the modules if they could.

Making TVs will simply attract a small percentage of the market who are already of loyal customers (and maybe there's nothing wrong with that, they'll sell at a profit). An Apple Television will never be a mainstream product that the general public will opt for. Macs aren't "mainstream", PCs sell (fact, no emotion).

But if you could get your "module" into every TV in the world? World domination!

2013: No sign of flying cars, but Orange mobes will get black ice

Velv
Trollface

Or you could just buy a nice safe malware-immune phone like an Apple iPhone.

Oh, wait...

The Times offers subsidised Nexus 7s to get subscribers

Velv
Joke

Re: Minimum 18 month contract

They're optimistic of being here in 18 months given there are only 17 days left until the end of the world - a fact that seems to have escaped the front page of The Times :)

Velv
Coat

Re: Real micropayments or something?

Schrödinger's Article - the article exists, and might be either a good article or a rubbish article, but until you open and read it you can't determine if its worth paying money to read.

Adobe demands 7,000 years a day from humankind

Velv
Boffin

Re: I do read the terms and conditions

"If any conditions on this contract are not enforcible then the remainder of the contract will still remain in force." This means: "Many of these conditions are attempts to fool you into thinking you do not have statutory rights."

There is an accepted legal process for contracts (blue lining) which permits the removal of a clause without it affecting the remainder of the contract.

This generally works if you take the overall spirit of the contract, permitting an unfair clause to be removed without declaring the entire contract null and void (which could lead to more serious repercussions). Agreed it is open to abuse.

Assange: Google, Facebook run 'side projects' for US spooks

Velv
Black Helicopters

So the governments are spying on the people, what's new?

So modern technology makes it easy for them to gather LOTS of data for analysis.

The Internet has already proven it is beyond governments - it cannot be silenced, and most people are now MORE free from government tyranny than ever before (I say most, as I know there are regimes in the world that aren't free).

We should be worried about government spying. But we should be just as worried about media and Internet spin - these are the things that will surpass government influence, going directly to the people, stirring up a frenzy at the editor (or owners) whim. You're worried about the government. Be more worried what the people spy on.

Clap Google, Amazon in irons to end tax shenanigans - MPs

Velv

Re: Options:

"3) IE lower Corporate tax rates to incourage (sic) more companies to use the UK as a place worth taking tax."

Interesting thought. I haven't done the research, but I suspect that a 1% cut in the UK rate to encourage companies to base here would not generate sufficient extra revenue to make up for the 1% loss from existing UK companies. (or 2%, or 3%).

And since the EU law was specifically written to encourage this type of behaviour, our European counterparts would reduce their rate within months of the UK.

Who's using 'password' as a password? TOO MANY OF YOU

Velv
FAIL

Double Fail

OK, so its fail on the users for picking bad passwords, but its double fail on the SysAdmins who let them pick bad passwords.

I can think of very few applications that don't have a password checking module available to validate the strength of a password and enforce just a little bit of care.

New laws to shackle and fine the Press? We've got PLENTY already

Velv
Mushroom

Guilty until PROVEN innocent???

What happened to Innocent until Proven Guilty? - that's how our legal system is meant to work. A "defendant" has the right to trial by their peers to determine guilt or innocence.

Trial by Press is Guilty until Proven Innocent. No trial. No peer review. No defence. GUILTY.

THERE HAVE BEEN TOO MANY MISTAKES - the press needs to learn to properly check facts, the corroborate evidence, and to follow the law. Too many journalists are currently on a par with drug dealers - punting their wares to anyone who will buy it and not giving a care about the consequences even though they know it is shit they are peddling.

Claims that laws "controlling" the press would prevent us finding out "dirty little secrets" such as the expenses scandal - BULLSHIT - nothing will stop proper investigative journalism which uncovers corruption and deception. The EVIDENCE will be found, presented through the COURTS and LAW, and then the guilty will be exposed. As for citing the DPA - that really is clutching at straws to defend against some proper regulation.

I hope some of these so-called "journalists" are suggested as paedophiles by their colleagues - then we'll see how quickly they change their tune.

NASA: THE TRUTH about the END OF THE WORLD on 21 Dec

Velv
Mushroom

Dara O'Briain does a lovely parody on the 2012 film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LxBcBad8Y

Velv
Go

Re: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is!

I'll wager £1,000,000 against each one.

The trouble with them being right and winning the bet is they're going to have a hard job finding anyone left to pay up :)

Velv
Joke

Not if you've got an Android device (lol)

*, yes, yes, they've fixed the missing December - its a JOKE!

Troll sues Apple for daring to plug headphones into iPhone

Velv
Go

Ultimate Patent

OK, who's going to be first to file a Patent request on Patents?

Clearly you can Patent anything that isn't already Patented :)

Assange needs to get some sunlight and fresh air, say Ecuadoreans

Velv
Trollface

"but the city is also dark at this time - we have very little daylight in London"

An what about the other 8 million people who live in London? Don't they need some sunshine?

Is Ecuador going to take all the Londoners to South American for some sunshine? And keep them? Please?

Ten badass brainy computers from science fiction

Velv
FAIL

Re: The Matrix?

Which bit of:

"We've excluded The Matrix because it doesn't really fit. While there are plenty of self-aware machines in the film, the mainframe itself is more of an unconscious software environment."

...did you have trouble reading.

Velv
Joke

Shameless excuse of an article to generate revenue from ClickThrough buys at Amazon.

Now the traffic computer from the original Italian Job, now that was a computer. Buy it here ...

America planned to NUKE THE MOON

Velv
Coat

That's no moon!

Annual reviews: It's high time we rid the world of this insanity

Velv
Facepalm

Ironic

Nice article about rating colleagues and peers on the very day El Reg brings in Badges.

Badges which are awarded based on contribution record, and at higher levels on peer rating.

Hotel blames burglaries on hacked Onity card locks

Velv
FAIL

Onity called the hack "unreliable, and complex to implement,"

If I remember correctly, their "complex to implement" required the attacker to acquire a torx screwdriver, something clearly so much harder to come by than the few electronic components required.

Amazon's secret UK sales figures revealed by Parliamentary probe

Velv
Mushroom

"gives sales through the amazon.co.uk website, but no profits"

OF COURSE IT DOESN'T GIVE PROFIT FIGURES FOR THE UK, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF AMAZONS ARGUMENT.

Amazon isn't paying much Corporation Tax in the UK because it isn't making much profit in the UK.

The WWW has only been around for 20 years (and commercial for little over 10). Tax has been around for thousands of years. Current tax laws (of any country) are not compatible with Cyberspace. This is a problem the world is going to need to address (similar to the reach of Law).

I don't have an answer, I don't believe anyone currently has the answer - but part of the solution to any problem is understanding the ACTUAL problem.

Girlfriend 'tried to MURDER ME with her AMPLE BREASTS'

Velv
Go

Re: THIS is possible!

And her contact details please ?

WWII HERO PIGEON crypto message STUMPS GCHQ boffins

Velv
Coat

Could it be Hungarian?

My hovercraft is full of eels

Legal wigs to sort out rules on internet defamation, contempt

Velv
Big Brother

Re: Commentard Abuse

Alternatively people will just need to learn to stand by what they say (or shut up).

If you do not know something to be true, why are you posting it? Nothing wrong with expressing opinions as long as it is clear it is an opinion and not a statement of "fact".

Ten Linux apps you must install

Velv
Linux

I'd have thought top of the list was a tool to locate your nearest sandal shop.

But seriously, these top tens are rubbish. Nothing is a MUST. I've rarely come across one of these lists (Linux, Windows, iOS, Android, Firefox plugins, etc, etc) that actually contain a tool I haven't already found an answer for.

(For El Reg - this is intended to be constructive - I've given up reading the Top Tens as of today - lets see what other readers think)

Apple iCloud collapse forces fanbois to shower, meet face-to-face

Velv
FAIL

Re: Err...

"Chat servers are hardly essential or important data."

I think you'll find most teenagers would beg to differ, and I think you'll find that was the underlying tone of the article. Of course every reasonable business wouldn't put business critical data in the cloud. But define "business", "critical" and "data".

The public has become accustomed to services which generally "just work", and they now (rightly or wrongly) rely on such services. ATMs that give out cash are another example - we expect them to work (and mostly they do), but what service agreement have we actually signed up to (answer - NONE!)

Windows Phone 8 reboot woe causes outpouring of forum misery

Velv
Mushroom

Be careful what you post!

While I love your sarcasm, sadly there are far too many people on this planet who believe their God is better than all the others and that anecdotal evidence is widely accepted as gospel (and I'm not limiting this to technology solutions).

Clearly none of them has ever heard of Science, and a logical approach where you change ONE thing at a time in a repeatable manner before you start proclaiming you've found the answer to life the universe and 42.

Cisco to acquire Meraki for $1.2bn

Velv
Big Brother

Next on the shopping list...

... a Virtualisation hypervisor.

If EMC are rumoured to be in discussion with Juniper to bring their networking for VMWare more in house, it makes sense for Cisco to look for a Virtualisation "partner" to consume. Citrix is probably the best fit, and within budget.

GoDaddy puts gratuitous sexy pics on IT content

Velv
Coat

With it being a virtual datacentre, they still needed to show off some "nice rack"

Phone users favour Wi-Fi for dataslurp

Velv
FAIL

Lies, damned lies and data

Flawed conclusions appear to have been extrapolated here since they have no idea what the user was doing.

Smartphones slurp some data just sitting there switched on. I found this out when I missed a monthly top up (to get some data) and the remaining credit disappeared in a couple of hours. 1 or 2 MB for a few quid off plan, gone.

So I haven't read the full report, but either its been badly reported by El Reg, or the report has been commissioned by someone with a vested interest. Or they were just useless.

Comet train set for SMASH, staff can only hope to be in right carriage

Velv
FAIL

Re: Liquidation Sale - big fail

It's a Liquidation Sale in name only. Comet is in Administration, not liquidation

Two scam apps stink up iTunes store, pulled thanks to Reg reader

Velv
Trollface

Shocked and Stunned...

... that Apple even gave a reply (even if it was only "thanks for bring it to our attention")

Watchdog halts Toyota Grand Theft Auto-esque advert

Velv
IT Angle

Re: just TWO people?

Call me cynical, but what are the chances the two work either for alternative car makers or (more likely) an Ad Agency who provides services to an alternative car maker.