* Posts by Velv

2756 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Live or let dial - phones ain’t what they used to be

Velv
Boffin

Re: Pulse dialling?

That truly was "tapping in the number"

Radio hams tell Ofcom: Put that Wi-Fi mob back in their place

Velv
Stop

Re: phone?

I think you missed the point - there's a substantial amount of use of the band other than voice communications. Hobbyists and commercial uses for short range comms.

It just so happens that it's the Hams who've raised this particular objection.

Velv
Facepalm

Re: Ofcom

Perhaps it's media hype and spin pushing new services, but the mobile operators wouldn't exist and have the most money to spend without consumer demand.

And I suspect most rationale people would view 60,000,000 mobile phone users a better use of the spectrum than 600,000 (guess) radio users. Not suggesting its right, there absolutely needs space and protection for all users, but if it's about making best use of the available space, you know which number if users is going to win.

If only there was a worldwide standards body that could meet and agree on the use worldwide which would then benefit manufacturers (only need to make one product to meet world demand, reducing cost) and consumers (cheaper products that work everywhere). I don't know, perhaps it might be called the International Telecommunication Union?

Breaking with your back-up supplier is a sticky business

Velv
Boffin

Life Cycle

The tool used and the concept are tow entirely different propositions.

A "BACKUP" is a secondary copy maintained to permit recovery of the system/service/data in the event of loss or failure in the primary copy. An "ARCHIVE" is part of the data life cycle, part of the primary copy.

So if your BACKUP is only there to allow recovery of a failed system, you really should never need more that 2-4 weeks of backup.

Now there are people screaming at me in horror. However it does come down to your data life cycle. If you think you may have a need to go back 6 months, that is part of the primary life cycle, and you may need an archive if you don't want to keep the primary copy on your primary service.

The ultra-cautious might want to keep a backup for more than 4 weeks "in case we get a virus or corruption or something and we need to go back to how the server was 3 months ago". But seriously, if you need to roll back more than four weeks the backup is the least of your worries - you have got a "backup" of all the transactions/changes/business operations that took place since then, don't you?

The moral of the story is - get your backup, your archive and your data life cycle concepts right, and the choice and management of the tool becomes so much easier.

Hey Britain, want to link your mobile to your BANK ACCOUNT?

Velv
Go

Advantages and disadvantages and who you're trying to pay...

Envisage a bunch of guys or girls going out for a meal. The bill comes to £26 (including tip) a head and everybody chucks in either £30 or £40 and nobody will admit they expect change. Plus you've all had to make that trip to the ATM beforehand, and you're going to need to go again as you haven't got enough for a round in the pub next door now that everyone's agreed with their better half they're staying out late.

Now image one person pays on their bank card, and all their mates pay them the right amount directly by their known, used and trusted phone number.

Zapp may be aimed at merchants in this iteration, but the scope for trusted or semi-trusted payments is very wide indeed. Who do you pay on a regular basis in cash? Window cleaner, milkman, car wash? Small value semi-trusted payments.

Ex-inmate at Chinese prison: We made airline headsets

Velv
Terminator

Re: Christ

And you can't even follow the "Buy British" or "Buy American" mantra's, since even if final assembly is onshore, so many of the components are manufactured elsewhere.

We're all doomed.

Finance CIOs sweat as regulators prepare to probe aging mainframes

Velv
IT Angle

Make It So

What is your business? Are you a bank, supermarket, manufacturer, or IT Business?

In reality there is no longer such a business as a Bank. You are now an IT business. Don't believe me? Look at your personal money. How much each month do you take out in cash? I bet you move at least ten times as much around every month electronically. Welcome to running an IT BUSINESS.

Now scale it up to an Enterprise with millions of customers who expect it to be available 24/7/365. It's not about legacy systems. It's not about resilience patterns. Or DR, or software currency, or agility, business continuity, process, policy, RBAC, security, or testing the plans or offshoring or outsourcing or follow the sun or any one thing.

It is about EVERYTHING in IT working as one. Once your board of directors grasps the concept they are no longer a bank but an IT Enterprise then you stand a chance of survival.

Make it so.

Premier League seeks court order to ban footie-streaming Swedish site

Velv

Re: I don't get the point...

Remember that select games are shown live, and they are NOT usually shown at the same time as all the other games - there is an agreement in place to keep attendance at most games up by not showing live games at the same time.

And if you want to go down the streaming route the Merkins have it sorted. Both MLB and NFL have good cheap packages. However they also have local blackout restrictions, so you can't watch local games live.

Velv
Trollface

"I refused to pay the ridiculous amount that sky sports cost, plus I didnt want to watch any of the other shit like cricket or golf so wasnt value for money atall."

Great idea - why don't we all just do what the fuck we like and screw everybody else. It's too expensive so don't bother paying, just take it. Pick up some beer at the Supermarket and just walk out the door. The good stuff mind, none of your Carling rubbish, I don't like that.

Bitcoin now accepted in London pub. In Hack-ney, of course

Velv
Black Helicopters

Anyone who believes the Merkins can't "shut down" BitCoin is rather naive. Surely recent PRISM events highlight just how far they're prepared to go to further their own agenda.

And while I'll grant that actually shutting it down might be difficult, they would be able to seriously disrupt it's use and devalue it substantially.

I'm not saying its right, or that they should, simply pointing out you should never underestimate the Merkins.

Vodafone coughs up £6.5bn for Kabel Deutschland

Velv
IT Angle

So to point out the blindingly obvious flaw in your bitching about not paying tax.

It's precisely because they have been buying some big stuff that profit has not been made in the UK. Profit is the excess of money from sales after expenses. £6.5bn is a pretty big expense to expand your business base. C&W, 3G and 4G are all big expenses.

The current international tax situation is flawed and needs addressed, but until the law is changed companies will continue to play within the rules to their own best advantage. Don't shoot the messenger.

Hey Google, Facebook has a 'Reader' that might actually make money

Velv
Pirate

If you're not paying for it, you're not the customer. You're the product being sold.

But sometimes it's nice to be wanted

Angry punters slip contract shackles in T-Mobile crystal ball bill rumpus

Velv
Boffin

Fixed Contracts

For proper consumer fairness short term consumer contracts should be fixed totally. No right to increase within a limit, only a clause that should an increase occur the contract can be ended immediately.

Since the rate of inflation is small there should be no requirement for the vendor to increase the price for the duration (12,18,24) of the deal unless costs and prices rise substantially at which point the option to end early comes into effect.

This is about fair consumer practise - who's going to be the first to provide decent service?

Google gets gentle Street View slurp slap from UK data cops

Velv
Coat

Maybe the ICO will do a google search for it

Brits' HSBC bank cards, net access goes TITSUP

Velv
Facepalm

Re: Less than ideal

I'm assuming since you're reading El Reg that you at least have an interest in IT.

You're probably aware of the concept of resilience? You of course have more than one card from a different provider with you?

Agreed, maybe not "ideal", but shit happens and you need to look out for yourself. And before everyone points it out, yes there are scenarios where this fails - but they're not your inability to pay since you've offered two different types of payment.

Apple: If you find us guilty in ebook price-fix trial, EVERYONE suffers

Velv
Black Helicopters

All Apple did was "negotiate with suppliers for the best possible prices" - good business sense. But when your negotiations include exclusivity of supply agreements you are preventing competition.

I'm not suggesting Amazon's attempts to corner the market were any better, but at least they left the market open for competitors to negotiate cheap prices and supplies.

What is really scary about Apple is that by restricting the market and publishers you are controlling what can be read and by whom it can be read. Very soon the world is only reading Apple sanctioned texts.

Not all data encryption is created equal

Velv
Black Helicopters

It's also a published algorithm and therefore subject to open review by the finest mathematicians in the world. It *may* have weaknesses, but none have been found yet.

Your choice then is the implementing application. Again most Security bods would advise choosing an open source application that is subject to open review. You chose a vendor from the USA? Now you can put your hat back on.

Velv
Headmaster

Re: FIPS 140-2

Nothing wrong with the standard. It's the implementation that might be susceptible to containing a back door.

Velv
Black Helicopters

Flawed assertions

Encryption is important, don't underestimate that. It does provide some level of protection against some attacks.

However you should never forget that no matter how strong the encryption algorithm is, it is completely useless if you are authorised to access the data. It's often easier to capture or crack the user ID or even the user.

From a business perspective, 85% of hack activities and data leakage occur by staff. Staff who have a user ID which will grant them access to the data (otherwise how would they do their job). It might not be raw access, they might not be able to walk out with a disk from a server, but they have legitimate access to the data. Or whoever has stolen their ID has access to the data.

So the encryption is only as strong as the weakest link.

India's outsourcers fume over new US immigration bill

Velv
Coat

"Border Security, Economic Opportunity and Immigration Modernization Act"

Wot, no acronym? What were the Merkins thinking!

RBS Mainframe Meltdown: A year on, the fallout is still coming

Velv
Headmaster

Re: Outsourcing <> offshoring

Whatever you call it, getting rid of 7,500 man years of experience is never going to end well.

You're still hired: Viglen bosses get to keep jobs for another year

Velv
Headmaster

Well not wanting to point out the obvious, he "liked it so much he bought the company"

Kim Dotcom victim of 'largest data MASSACRE in history'

Velv
FAIL

Who's paying?

The clue's in the first paragraph: data from his "now-defunct Megaupload business"

So if nobody is paying to host the data, why shouldn't they delete it? There was no court order to prevent them deleting it. If Kim felt it was crucial for his defence he should either of got a court order to force them to keep it (which is unlikely), or paid for them to keep it.

As an aside, this is another great example of the pitfalls of cloud - even if you've got agreements with your supplier, who has your supplier got supply agreements with.

There's nothing wrong with using cloud services. But clouds have a habit of being blown away.

Julian Assange: I'm quite happy to sleep on Ecuador's sofa FOREVER

Velv
Flame

Re: This would be an Assange view of the law.....

If he'd gone to Sweden under the original request, he be out by now even if the Swede's had found him guilty.

What he's done is used his power, influence and position to avoid prosecution for potential sexual offences (this remains for a court to prove). We've seen a few other people recently who've been found guilty of using their "public standing" and fame to get away with sexual offences.

IF (and it is an IF) he's guilty of such offences, he should face the appropriate penalty. That does not automatically make him liable for extradition on entirely unrelated offences. If he was accused of murder would we be so defensive of his rights? What if there was video evidence of his guilt, would we be so quick to defend the Saint of Wikipedia. "He's done so much for us" has been said about many people, should they get away with crimes because of this. (sarcasm alert) It is, after all, "just rape" he is accused of (/sarcasm alert)

AXE-WAVING BIKER GANG SMASHES into swanky Apple UK store

Velv
Headmaster

Re: Correction

Pedantry alert.

If it's got two wheels and an motor, it's a motorcycle. That includes mopeds, scooters, and motorised bicycles.

If you're going to associate the term "biker" with "motorcycle" then all riders of motorcycles are bikers.

But I absolutely understand your original sentiment! :)

Apple's screw-up leaves tethered iPhones easily crackable

Velv
FAIL

No different from almost every piece of consumer wireless kit I've ever seen. They all come with a default password, it's usually on a sticker on the bottom, and it's not usually more than eight characters.

So the problem isn't the iPhone, it's the fact that the vast majority of users aren't aware of the risks of not changing it (or that it even exists).

Even if you do change it (say to a 40 character seemingly random non dictionary mix of upper, lower, symbols and numbers), most users will then rely on Wireless Protected Setup (WPS) to make adding new devices easy. And WPS can be cracked quicker than the default passwords being attacked here.

Flash flaw potentially makes every webcam or laptop a peephole

Velv
Headmaster

Re: Wonder how

As per the article:

"Tinfoil hatters who tape over webcams when they aren't in use have been vindicated by the discovery of the problem."

Ecuador: All right, Julian, you CAN stay on our sofa - it's your human right

Velv
Boffin

Re: What happens

For all International law can be an ass, I'm fairly sure this one will be covered off around safe protection for embassy staff and access by fire, rescue and safety officers to controlled areas. It would be kind of an obvious vector of attack otherwise.

PRISM snitch claims NSA hacked Chinese targets since 2009

Velv
Mushroom

Oh ffs. The Merkins spy on the Chinese. THe Merkins spy on the Russians, the Iranians, the Israelis, the British, everybody. The Chinese spy on the Merkins, the British, the Iranians, everybody. Everybody spies on everybody.

And to paraphrase Yes, Prime Minister: we know they spy, and we know they know we spy; we know they know we know they know, and although they all probably certainly know that they all probably spy, they don’t certainly know that, although they probably spy, there is no probability that everyone else certainly doesn't know everyone spies.

Waving an Eye-of-Sauron pulsating mock cock? Stop immediately

Velv
Joke

NSFW Comment

In case you've never heard this radio prank:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEZ4YbWSmb0

The Reg's best-looking reader reveals list of jobs for the beautiful

Velv
Paris Hilton

Good looking on Radio

"The advert did not say why it was important for a radio presenter to be good looking."

Because the first thing most listeners do when they hear a sexy voice on the radio is google the name. So one can understand why new recruits need to be considered good looking, since there was a reason some of the longer standing presenters were on radio. (And to be honest, the eye candy was usually rubbish at presenting radio, the not-so eye candy being the much more entertaining presenter).

Paris - example in point - eye candy = rubbish presenter.

Nicked unencrypted PC with 6,000 bank details lands council fat fine

Velv

Re: What does the ICO do with the money?

The ICO does not mandate encryption. The ICO does not mandate anything.

The ICO simply states "you have a duty to keep of information from being disclosed to people who don't have a right to it".

Encryption is only a means to an end. Perhaps locking the laptops in a drawer is sufficient (clearly not if you put the key in the next drawer). Perhaps the data should never have been on a laptop in the first place.

Your point about procurement is an interesting one, since the govt has a very good deal with Microsoft, and Windows now includes encryption, so it's largely a free option (bit of back end PKI required). So there really is no excuse for any govt department to have laptops that don't have the most basic of protection (aside from many are still on XP).

Velv
Go

Bonus's all round at Glasgow City Council this year then?

Senior Managers and Executives will have targets to meet to be eligible for bonus. If they meet the targets, then award the bonus. Then directly reduce the bonus by the amount of any fines incurred in the Councils name since they have responsibility.

Police 'stumped' by car thefts using electronic skeleton key

Velv
Joke

Re: Locks and alarms

no point locking it - if they do nick it you know it's going to break down within a mile anyway.

LinkedIn snarfing contacts from Exchange

Velv
Facepalm

Re: Why

Maybe I'm missing something here - this is a USER problem.

I've read quite a few company Computer Use Policies in my time, and every single one has something about "you should NEVER GIVE YOUR PASSWORD TO ANYONE".

Exchange (like most corporate email offerings) is secure (assuming it hasn't been badly set up) - you need to authenticate before you gain access to the data. You have a username and password that is unique to you, and you are probably at risk of gross misconduct if you give them to someone else. Linkedin are someone else.

Who should play the next Doctor? Nominations needed!

Velv

"Chiwetel Ejiofor, playing it as he played the assassin in Serenity."

Or Chiwetel Ejiofor, playing it as he did on Kinky Boots so the next Doctor can be truly female.

Velv
FAIL

Re: First female Doctor

"Alex Kingston - An ideal candidate....but too much storyline already associated with her."

Too much storyline!!!!! ffs, not to mention the ultimate in incest, "marrying" yourself!!!!!

I'm not convinced #12 should be female - it might be better to round off the regenerations with a male actor, then the escape from the limit is to become female so they can keep the series going.

iPHONES and 'Pads BANNED in US for violating Samsung patent

Velv
Go

Like all other religious wars, the participants will escalate their hostilities until they start taking each other out.

Somebody take a big white flag and get this lot talking to each other without the ecumenical advisor's (lawyers) being present. Draw a line under the patents and start working together. All parties claim to hold patents - do a quick swapping of cards and everyone wins (except the lawyers).

Leaks point to new mystery Macs 'with Jony Ive's fingerprints on'

Velv
Gimp

While I can appreciate you may have requirements for an optical drive, the vast majority of users don't need one on a regular basis.

Might be nice however if they supplied a firewire/usb optical drive in the box. But it's Apple. So you'll have to buy one. When they're available in three months time.

Websites to 'close' for China's 'Internet maintenance day'

Velv
Mushroom

Question Authority, and the authorities will question you!

So the Chinese have a fixed date to perform government sponsored maintenance. At least as a sysadmin you can plan for it.

In the good ole U.S. of A. the Merkins have a much better system. They just shut you down whenever and wherever they like. They'll seize your domain name and replace it with the FBI seal. They'll spy on you even if you aren't a citizen or resident in the country, and ask foreign powers to do their dirty work. They'll force you out of business by putting pressure on bank and payment handlers not to deal with you. And they'll make exaggerated claims about losses greater then the entire world debt over those MP3s you stole.

OK, so America isn't China, and there is an element of free speech. But don't for one minute think America is either free or a democracy.

TSA: Perv scanners now fully banished from US airports

Velv
Boffin

Re: Hmmm...

You should be right. I wish you were right. (i.e. don't shoot the messenger)

Sadly nobody* is actually worried about the body count. They are only worried about the perceived body count.

Some would argue that the public gets what it asks for. Others would say the public gets what the media asks for. Either way the politicians will spend money on whatever ups their profile in the public eye.

* there are a small number who care.

'Extremely sophisticated' Apple settles watery iDevice lawsuit

Velv
FAIL

Re: It Just Works

Troll icon noted - did you bother looking at Apples claimed sales figures. Try iPods only:

September 2009 – 220 million

April 2008 – 152 million

October 2007 – 120 million

September 2007 – 110 million

April 2007 – 100 million

January 2006 – 42 million

November 2005 – 30 million

March 2005 – 15 million

December 2004– 10 million

So that's 799 MILLION. And doesn't include iPhones. 153,105 doesn't seems such a big percentage, does it.

If you're going to troll, at least do it with a semblance of integrity.

Hey, O2 punters: Kiss goodbye to 4 MEELLION* Openzone hotspots

Velv
Boffin

Re: Baffled

It's a legal thing. If you make an Internet service available to the public then you become an ISP and need to be registered as such.

Technically there's nothing stopping you installing a line and wifi access points, but you are the customer of that ISP and their agreement does not normally extend to permit access by the public.

Or you buy a "Public WiFi" service from BT, TheCloud, O2, Spectrum, etc as ISPs registered to provide public access.

Velv
Boffin

Re: Change of terms???

There might also be a clue in the URL

"http://www.o2.co.uk/termsandconditions/mobile/our-latest-pay-monthly-mobile-agreement"

OUR LATEST - so what was in the version that you signed. You may find that older contracts have different terms, may include BTOpenzone as a "feature" and not an "additional feature", and you won't have agreed to any changes unless they've notified you in the prescribed manner. There's no date or version on the web page so its only a copy, not a legally enforceable version.

Microsoft links Skype to Lync

Velv
Boffin

Vision

"Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Don't any of the commentards have any vision? Much of the backbone of the telephone network is IP. There are various proprietary IP services out there. There are a multitude of other channels of communication.

UNIFIED COMMUNICATIONS starts with bringing things together one by one. So Skype now works for Microsoft users. Cisco are working on other business integration offerings. Telephony vendors see the benefits. Slowly the interconnects will join up and we end up all being able to communicate from anywhere (how you as a business manage that is up to you). The underlying stuff will be come irrelevant. Just because the user happens to be on Skype won't mean you need to be.

Fancy some mobile filth? New logo tells you when not to bother

Velv
Childcatcher

Re: One way to tell that a political position is clueless about how the internet works?

While I sympathise in so many ways with your "GO PARENT" statement, I do need however to point out that times have changed.

Never in human history have horny little teenagers had so much access to material of an adult nature. You may have had a little stash somewhere, but you couldn't exactly carry it around in your schoolbag and whip it out on a bus (not regularly at least). As you yourself admit, it was "occasional" access to Playboy.

I don't agree with wholesale censorship. I largely agree it's the parents that need to parent properly. But in reality you cannot chaperone kids 24/7 - you weren't. And we're not just talking teenagers. Toddlers get to play on devices these days - you can't parent them in the same way as a teenager (although neither is particularly receptive to reasoned discussions, but for different reason). Maybe 2 is too young to have access, but is 5. Or 8? Or 11?

Perhaps if the devices themselves allowed better and easier parental control then parents could extend their parenting beyond shoulder surfing the youngster. (Industry, are you listening)

Intel's extreme ultraviolet dream still somewhere over the rainbow

Velv
Boffin

Moore's Law Theory

In the strictest sense Moore's Law is under threat - the number of transistors may not double ever two years. It indeed has hard limits in the size of not only the tracks but the transistor - can't go smaller than the atom (yet)

However perhaps more interesting is the correlation between the computing power in the same physical space and the cost of said computing power. How closely does that continue to match Moore's Law?

There's also other avenues of computational power on the horizon - quantum and optical processors might reduce the number of elements in a processor.

Anonymous 'plonks' names, addresses of far-right EDL types on web

Velv
Stop

"Thou shall not speak words I do not want you to speak"

Censorship, be it governments, religions, or organised groups, is censorship. Anonymous are no better than the EDL in that respect. Intimidating the members of EDL is censorship. Vigilante action will go wrong, and has been seen in other places, the wrong people are named.

I don't like what EDL stand for, but I stand by their right to say it. By all means campaign against their arguments. But as soon as you censor, you radicalise.

Daft tweet by Speaker Bercow's loquacious wife DID libel lord

Velv

Re: How is it defamatory

Spreading malicious rumours is libel.

If she did not have evidence of his guilt then that is spreading malicious rumours.