* Posts by Velv

2756 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

iPhone 5S autopsy shows WHY it can't tell which end is up – dev

Velv
Trollface

Yeah, I know, its growing thin. But it still scores down votes from the Fanbois

Velv
Joke

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You're just holding it wrong

Velv

To quote Jeremy Clarkson:

"the steering wheel acts in a purely advisory capacity"

Snowden: 'I have data on EVERY NSA operation against China'

Velv

WAY TO GO!

Not only has Snowden got the US government after him but he's now highly desirable to the Chinese government, someone a little less renowned than the US Government for playing by the rules (and that's a relative statement!!!)

Can you trust 'NSA-proof' TrueCrypt? Cough up some dough and find out

Velv
Childcatcher

I'm in no way attempting to condone any agency spying on anyone else, but using TrueCrypt or any other encryption tool is about what you are really trying to protect yourself against. The casual or everyday loss.

In reality you are millions of time more likely to have your laptop lost or stolen, and your data on it will potentially fall into the hands of multiple criminals. You shouldn't be making it easy for them to read your data. Disk encryption will beat most attackers, and they are never going to put the resources into cracking your disk on the off chance your data is "interesting" to them.

If you REALLY have something to hide from the NSA et al, you probably shouldn't be doing it in the first place. You DO have a right to privacy, and that should be taken seriously, but you absolutely need to get into perspective what the real threats against you are.

Ireland revisits tax laws to cook Apple

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Flame

Ironic that the Merkins get upset about pumping Ireland full of tax dollars to fund it's health service and welfare policies, but have no problem pumping it full of money to buy guns and bombs.

EasyJet website crashes and burns

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FAIL

""I cannot believe that a company of this size has not back-up plan, no resiliency, no disaster recovery… even easyJet, in this day and age,""

MUPPET - Without knowing what has gone wrong how can you know they've haven't got a backup plan, resilience or disaster recovery. More likely the plan they have has been found wanting, which is why you TEST your Business Continuity plans regularly under different scenarios.

You do test your BC plans regularly, don't you?

Why a Robin Hood tax on filthy rich City types is the very LAST thing needed

Velv
Facepalm

Missing the point of the FTT

An FTT is not being introduced to reduce speculation.

It's not being introduced to balance the market.

It''s not being introduced to out dampers in the market.

It's not being introduced to raise revenue and protections against future market changes.

It's being introduced to make poor people believe their governments are doing something about those rich bankers. In other words, to win votes.

Assange: 'Ecuadorian embassy staff are like my family'

Velv
Mushroom

The longer he stays a fugitive from Sweden the longer the US have time to trump up a case against him.

If he'd gone to Sweden a year ago he'd probably have cleared his name by now and we'd all have forgotten about him. But that's not what he wants. He wants to keep his name in the papers, he wants to become a Martyr and be remembered forever.

He doesn't really care about the leaks, they're just a means to and end in the publicity stakes.

Island-hopping Beardy Branson: I'm dodging rain, not taxes

Velv
Joke

Re: holding a Union Flag upside down

Absolutely true, although I learned it from The Big Bang Theory, and their gold lion rampant on a field of azure is much nicer than that red white and blue thing.

"... unless the flag's flying upside down in which case the apartment is in distress"

Custom ringback tones: Coming to your next contract mobe?

Velv
Coat

Why would you call Subway?

So they pass the phone down the line while they deal with your enquiry?

Name-squatter fails to flog @roma Twitter handle to City of Rome

Velv

He's clearly not tried that hard to shift it, there several potential users of such a name.

I'll take it off his hands.

Hey banks: Use Win XP after deadline? You'll PAY if card data's snaffled

Velv

Scaremongering by journalists and spin doctors.

PCI, DPA, FCA, PRA, SEC, etc will NOT be issuing fines to companies who have demonstrated a good approach to securing their estate.

Mainstream and Extended (aka FREE) support will end April 2014. Microsoft have published the prices for Special Support, and therefore ALL users have the OPTION to maintain a supported estate (although they might not have the budget).

Yes, get rid of XP as soon as you can. But you are more likely to be fined for fucking up a rushed rollout than doing a rollout in a controlled manner.

Velv

Re: French Police Had The Right Idea

It doesn't matter which OS you choose, you need to maintain your estate.

The realities are that it will cost roughly the same per user no matter which OS you choose, especially if you are in any form of regulated industry.

Be prepared... to give heathens a badge: UK Scouts open doors to unbelievers

Velv

No sane person would choose from birth to believe in a deity.

Belief in Religion is an indoctrination by parents (or guardians) in their belief system. It is training the mind of children not to challenge or question their life or their surroundings.

Don't believe me - try setting up your own new religion as an adult. At best you'll be ridiculed (David Ike). At worst you'll be locked up (in the slightly free world) or executed (in the not so free world).

Microsoft watches iPads flood into world's offices: Right, remote desktop clients. It's time

Velv

Re: I'm still baffled as to how anyone can do proper work on a tablet.

Depends on what you mean by "work" on a tablet. If you spend your day going from meeting to meeting and only really view content then it's a very effective tool.

If you sit at a desk and actually do real work then stick with the old fashioned keyboard and 27" monitor.

UK bankers prep for cyberwar: Will simulate ATTACK on system

Velv
Trollface

Re: Expect something bad to happen that day...

Bit of a conspiracy theorist, are you? Somebody somewhere is ALWAYS running tests.

Space boffins boycott Kepler 'scope talks after US bans Chinese guests

Velv
Flame

I'd be more worried about the Red Republicans getting hold of space technology than the Red Chinese. Y'all know what I mean.

Velv

It's a poorly written law if there isn't an exception process.

Ah, that would be a merkin law then

Young? Been online five years? Congrats, you are the ELITE MINORITY

Velv
Angel

There's nothing special about being a digital native. You're eligible purely by being born after a certain time.

The REAL people are those who evolve and grow with the world. Born in a world before the Internet or even computers (depends on the pedantic definition of computer and Internet). These are the people who are willing to question their religion, challenge convention and move the world forward.

Universal's High Fidelity Pure Audio trickles onto Blighty’s Blu-Ray hi-fis

Velv

Define "Better"

"Better" when considering the listener is a subjective term. While at a technical level the format has "better" sample rates and frequency ranges that does not necessarily relate to a better listening experience.

I've conducted a number of blind trials with friends in Richer Sounds. Everyone could here a difference between MP3 and CD through the same amp and speakers. There was however a debate about which was better.

But as always. fools and their money are soon parted...

Hollywood: How do we secure high-def 4K content? Easy. Just BRAND the pirates

Velv

FAIL

Watermarking is great - you can find the source of the pirate stream or copy.

Which assumes the pirate has been stupid enough to obtain the source using a traceable identity.

Adobe hit by 'sophisticated' mega hack ransack

Velv

Wouldn't it be wonderfully blissful if the attackers breached Adobe through a published flaw in an Adobe product.

At least I know my details haven't been stolen from Adobe's servers. I've always got my Adobe products from BitTorrent (JOKE!, I wouldn't touch Adobe products with a barge pole)

Violin Memory is winning flash-supply race – Quadragon™ rivals

Velv

Further evidence that El Reg was subject to the higher end of scale of corporate entertainment from Violin (see comments on Manky Quadragon)

Look out, Gartner: Behold the El Reg all-Flash Quadragon™ wonder map-o-graphic

Velv
Paris Hilton

Re: Obviously

El Reg has recently been taken to lunch* by Violin.

*lunch being anything from a swift half and a packet of nuts in the local boozer to a full blown evenings introduction to SaaS (Strippers as a Service) charged to the Company American Express.

You put up with CRAPPY iOS 7. You can put up with Obamacare too, says prez

Velv

America was not shut down properly.

Would you like to start America in safe mode with free health care and no guns? (Recommended)

Atomic clocks come to your wrist

Velv

So it loses a second a millennium... if you're counting a linear reference time difference.

If you want to know the local time it loses or gains a second almost every year depending on the addition or subtraction of a leap second.

10 out of 10 for technological innovation and miniaturisation.

Minus several thousand for practicality and usefulness.

NSA in new SHOCK 'can see public data' SCANDAL!

Velv

I love the comments above. I love the comments Merkins are making about their lords and masters. I love the irony that the article is about the snooping of published information on open forums and Merkins are commenting on the article denouncing the practise... which will immediately be schlurpped into the NSA database and tagged to the offending Merkin.

And don't for one minute think Anonymous Coward affords any protection from the NSA!

Google FAILS in attempt to nix Gmail data-mining lawsuit

Velv

Interesting to see what happens for companies and ISPs that white label gmail. Virgin Media is one. I need to go back and read the T&Cs to find out what they said...

Comes back to "if you're not paying for it, you're not the customer, you're the product being sold". (Except if you're paying your ISP, you are the customer)

Reg readers! You've got 100 MILLION QUID - what would you BLOW it on?

Velv

Re: Boobs...

Yeah, but if you charge them to your American Express card then you don't actually need to pay for them.

30 years on: The day a computer glitch nearly caused World War III

Velv

Go watch the film "Fail Safe". Both of them. The original is good, the remake is awesome with an excellent cast.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058083/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235376/

Apple iOS 7 makes some users literally SICK. As in puking, not upset

Velv

Simple answer:

Open your favourite drawing application (MSPaint or other)

Create a new image 1136 pixels by 640 pixels.

Use the fill tool to make it one colour (sorry, color). Pick a sensible mute dull tone.

Save. Save to iDevice

Make this your background.

15% of Americans still holding off from this newfangled interweb thing

Velv

95% of Americans are idiots. And most of the non-idiots can trace their direct lineage to Scotland or Ireland.

And 86.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot (Vic Reeves)

Blighty's great digital radio switchover targets missed AGAIN

Velv
Coat

Why does this make me think of ...

I love deadlines.

I love the wooshing noise they make as they fly by.

(Douglas Adams)

Velv

Re: Cost

My Freeplay runs off solar, or 30 minutes on one wind. No batteries at all. Thank you Trevor

Oracle sued over $33,000 bill for SaaS: STRIPPERS as a SERVICE

Velv

Why would you queue at the ATM when the establishment clearly accepts plastic (as well as probably displaying plastic).

Yeah, yeah, the wife tracks the bank statements. But really, she's not going to quiz you about a $500 lunchtime cash withdrawal?

Great Britain rebuilt - in Minecraft: Intern reveals 22-BEEELLION block map

Velv
Terminator

Excellent - a new way to train foreign troops and terrorists and killer robots so they can rampage across England's green and pleasant land.

No, I'm not being serious. This is a good demonstration of taking one set of data and using another engine to examine and render it. Has all sorts of positive uses. Well done.

'Occupy' affiliate claims Intel bakes SECRET 3G radio into vPro CPUs

Velv

The strange thing about radio waves is that they are detectable.

It's a well documented fact that Russian spies around the world knew they were being followed not by breaking the encrypted transmissions but simple by observing that transmissions were taking place.

If these chips have the capability then it isn't switched on, or the airwaves would be full of interference.

And it they really have created a "zero-power-consumption" chip then they've broken the laws of physics, and I doubt Intel would be selling normal chips with hidden processors if they could make powerless chips for everyone.

WHY do phone cams turn me into a clumsy twat with dexterity of an elephant?

Velv

Never has the old saying "you get what you pay for" been more true.

The cost to produce adequate results is dropping, and quality is rising, but if you really want to capture the best quality of image you need to invest in good quality imaging equipment.

'Bogus IT guys' slurp £1.3m from Barclays: Cybercops cuff 8 blokes

Velv

Re: Where can I get a £10 IP KVM switch please ?

eBay.

Nobody said they were brand new.

IT bloke denies trying to shag sheep outside football ground

Velv
Joke

"attended court wearing a brown suit and turquoise jumper ... outraging public decency"

BlackBerry Messenger to launch on Android, iOS this weekend

Velv

I know it's been tried before, but why do the vendors continue to try and keep their messaging and only theirs. Customers do not go for one platform purely because of the messaging client (well, the vast majority don't, maybe a few teenage kids).

Make an interoperability standard so that iMessage can talk to BBM can talk to WhatsApp can talk to Windows Messenger and then an fall back to SMS.

One year to go: Can Scotland really declare gov IT independence?

Velv

Re: The assumption here

Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom, of course they leverage shared, they fall under UK Central Government.

Eire on the other hand does not.

Velv

Re: Independant Scotland outside the EU... ha ha ha

@Dan55 "The UK has already part opted-out of Schengen, it's already got border controls."

I think the comment meant Scotland would need to implement Border controls with England. Schengen agreement is mandatory for any new state joinging the EU, so again, would Scotland need to secure the border with England, or is that one practicality too far.

Velv

Re: If I were the councils of Carslile or Newcastle

If you actually bothered to investigate the SNP manifesto, reductions in Corporation Tax are one of the major components to attract business to Scotland. So far from Newcastle and Carslile(sic) being open for business it'll be Hawick and Dumfries.

Unless of course like so many in the UK you're utterly disgusted by the recent scandal of major corporations who head quarter in tax friendly states to reduce their liabilities...

Velv

Re: Well, if the Scots Gov can get this IT right

I like your thinking, Scotland's going to need some new industries when the oil runs out. But it's a very big IF

Just google the #OmniTrambles that is Edinburgh Trams (although it was Edinburgh Council and not Scottish Government)

Velv
Coat

As an IT Consultant in Edinburgh, Scottish Independence is my Pension Plan.

Retire by 55.

Move somewhere sunny.

I'm not actually in favour of it, but got to look for the positive side. (and most of the people I speak to are against Independence)

Coat icon - mines the one with the Government backed funding.

Anti-drone bods haul MoD to court over SECRET KILLER ROBOTS

Velv

They aren't asking how many bullets were fired. They aren't asking how many tank shells were fired. They aren't asking where the ground vehicles drove and when. They aren't asking where the planes flew, what they spied, and what they attacked. In all these cases the "point of impact" is remote from the firer

So why are they asking for detailed information about remote controlled aircraft?

If British troops are being sent to war by the elected government of the day then they should be equipped with the best tools for the job. If the use of remote controlled aircraft places our troops in the safest position then that's the tool that should be used. The real debate is should our troops have been sent to war.

Angry Brazilian whacks NASA to put a stop to ... er, the NSA

Velv
Coat

I had a whole different train of thought when the headline "Angry Brazilian" caught my eye.

I really should get out more

OK, so we paid a bill late, but did BT have to do this?

Velv
Mushroom

That's what happens when you privatise national infrastructure services.

Now, where did we put that IPO for Royal Mail ...