* Posts by Velv

2756 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

Velv
Unhappy

Re: Some Dutch shops..

"The automated tills do this too, but you. have. to. feed. it. one. coin. at. the. time. which. is. so. slow."

Edinburgh Trams ticket machines are even worse. After the first coin goes in it blocks the slot until it's ready for the next coin. But you've already half inserted the next coin, which gets kicked out and falls to the ground, rolling down the nearby drain. Never mind. Only got to wait another 10 minutes for the next tram given you've spent so long trying to buy the ticket.

Everything old is new again: Man mugged in New York, only this time for his Bitcoins

Velv

Re: Please foregive my ignorance in this but...

Compare it to bank notes with serial numbers.

Chances are that at some point in your life you've transacted notes that were previously used in a crime. And used to snort cocaine. And been in a strippers G-String

Velv
Childcatcher

That was Charlie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3FnCiRpdQ4

FBI: Apple and Google are helping ISIS by offering strong crypto

Velv
Childcatcher

Want to save 30,000 American lives every year?

Ban guns.

New Firefox, Chrome SRI script whip to foil man-in-the-middle diddle

Velv
Boffin

"The Subresource Integrity (SRI) check is being developed by boffins at ..."

This is software code. Written by button monkeys. Button monkeys, no matter how smart, are never "boffins". Boffins wear white coats. I doubt the button monkeys know what a coat is.

Apple recalls Beats speakers: Rap chap's crap batt rapped in zap mishap flap

Velv
Gimp

So who's about to sue apple this time? I bet Dr Dre isn't a real Doctor and some money grabbing Merkin will see an opportunity...

Mass break-in: researchers catch 22 more routers for the SOHOpeless list

Velv
FAIL

Re: The old way

The public want a one stop box that gets the home online. The last thing they want is to have to choose and buy ANOTHER box to make it work.

I'm not suggesting this is the right thing. My VirginMedia cable modem is in modem mode and I run my own router. But like most readers here I'm a geek and can figure out what's required. Non geeks don't care - just make it work.

Spoiling staff with toys could turn against your business

Velv
FAIL

Re: Don't treat users like children

Good security should NOT be as strong as the weakest link. Good security relies on multiple layers of protection so that if one layer fails there's backup layers that should prevent a major problem.

People fuck up. You may be trusted to handle the most sensitive data in the world, but there are numerous examples where someone has accidentally emailed daat to the wrong person, or any number of other leak vectors "put the wrong rule on the firewall, published to the public website instead of the internal website".

Then there's Snowdon. He was trusted having passed what is arguably the best security screening in the world (clearly it isn't). He got lots of data out.

So saying "I'm trusted so you don't need to do anything else" is clearly just stupid.

Velv
FAIL

Re: Disagree with blocking email on personal phones

1. Go into your corporate mail in your Native device mailbox

2. Look at confidential email

3. Select option "Save to Dropbox" or one of many other native options

Bye bye confidential data with no traceability whatsoever.

If the mail isn't sandboxed you've just lost all semblance of data leakage prevention.

Dutch efforts to decapitate Pirate Bay could end up before ECJ

Velv
Boffin

Re: Interesting Whichever Way the Verdict Goes

99.9%* of the linked content on TPB is copyright infringing.

<1%* of YouTube content is copyright infringing.

Quite easy to determine which is a legal service and which is flying very close to the wrong side of the law as it's currently written.

*86.8% of statistics are made up on the spot, but you get the idea.

Case for drone usage now overwhelming as Enrique Iglesias concert almost stopped

Velv
Childcatcher

I've Ben to Tijuana. Drones are the least dangerous thing he's likely to encounter!

And that's not even counting the Tijuana Zebras (SFW, but not much else about Tijuana is!)

So, EE. Who IS this app on your HTC M9s sneakily texting, hmm?

Velv
Headmaster

"It’s simply not correct to say that customers are not informed, it’s explained in the contract people sign."

Really? Just been through the T&Cs on the website and couldn't find it (although I didn't use a fine tooth comb, so I'm happy to be corrected, and if it's that hidden, it probably breaches the rules on fair conditions within T&Cs). Or perhaps there's a special contract for the HTC

Woman dumps ultra-rare $200,000 Apple 1 computer in the trash

Velv
Trollface

"Apple 1s, which went on sale in July 1976 for US$666.66"

See, the clues were there from the start ...

</troll> tee hee

NSA dragnet domestic phone records slurp halted after key spying powers lapse

Velv
Big Brother

It's not like a small thing such as a law has stopped them doing whatever they want up to now...

Strap-on fiddle factor: We poke ten Apple Watch apps

Velv
Gimp

I have a Pebble and I love the notification on my wrist. I was looking for an excuse to give an iWatch consideration and I have to say none of these watch apps have sold it to me. If these are the best uses then I'll keep my iWallet in my pocket.

As an aside however, Hours appears to answer an app question I was going to need to research, so I'm now giving that a try. So it wasn't a waste of an article

Man sparks controversy, fined $120 for enjoying wristjob while driving

Velv
Coat

"Ever been to Quebec? OMG."

Surely not OMG. OMD perhaps if it's Quebec

Health-snoop bangle vendor Fitbit hit with Jawbone sueball

Velv
Facepalm

Tut tut tut. Should have had a no-poach agreement in place between the companies to prevent employees being poached.

</sarcasm>

SME IT contracts? That's the last thing Whitehall wants – report

Velv

Re: Wierd logic

Governments, and many other extremely large enterprises tend to prove that the economies of scale does actually break down once you get too big. We've seen plenty of projects be just so big that they self-implode before delivering anything useful. Service contracts can be similar.

Creationist: The Flintstones was an accurate portrayal of Dino-human coexistence

Velv
Holmes

Re: It would actually explain the dragons

Unicorns once roamed the Glens of Scotland hence its the national animal.

They must have roamed the Glens, the proof is on the coat of arms, something that's been handed through the Scottish Royal line since the 12th century.

Velv

Re: In defense of the Americans

"You have to at least respect their honesty."

You put . (PERIOD) on the end when you should have put three ... (ellipsis).

Or perhaps a sarcastic smiley

Grand Theft Auto maker lobs sueball at BBC over biopic

Velv
Boffin

Re: Off topic: Need London again.

London? Didn't you see the Edinburgh Trams references?

Daisy Group offers to gobble Phoenix IT Group for £133m

Velv

Call me cynical, but I foresee the next e2e type business failure on the horizon. e2e got very acquisitive until the customers dried up...

Hacker launches ransomware rescue kit

Velv
Pirate

Re: Amusingly...

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Amazingly how common so many businesses are open like this.

Lock it down and all the users do is complain how much it "stops them doing their job". Infection causes a service outage and all you hear from the users is how much it "stops them doing their job and why weren't we protected against this".

Rand Paul stages Senate filibuster against Patriot Act

Velv
Big Brother

Re: My theory on supporters...

"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king"

Much as I can understand your cynicism, it's much simpler. The elected representatives will have very limited time to conduct their own research across every topic under discussion, and contact with a limited set of "advisors" on each subject. It's very easy for those advisors to spin the agenda in their favour, increasing the perception of threats and hence the perceived need for surveillance.

It's a bit like religion. When people can't read they rely on the preacher to tell them what the book says. Once they can read, it's much easier to question the content and challenge the preachers interpretation. Power is everything, so keeping the proletariat uneducated is one way to retain power.

Google Maps gets hit with racist White House listing

Velv
FAIL

Google Map edit moderation was useless. My house was tagged as the local University library. I submitted an edit pointing out it was clearly a house, and gave them the correct co-ordinates two miles away, an area which clearly looks like a campus of a university. Rejected.

Last flying Avro Vulcan, XH558, prepares for her swan song

Velv
Joke

Doncaster Sheffield Airport

"it's hoped she'll find a home at the proposed Vulcan Aviation Academy and Heritage Centre at Robin Hood Airport"

Nuclear bomber at Robin Hood airport? Hope nobody blows it up

Reach for the popcorn: Obama opens personal presidential Twitter account

Velv
Black Helicopters

D'oh!

I just realised why he's got an iPhone - it makes it easier for the Secret Service to keep a track of him.

It's the end of life as we know it for Windows Server 2003

Velv
FAIL

Missed the entire point of the article - it's more cost effective to replace than to try and secure

If you're not prepared to read an article properly don't embarrass yourself by posting stupid comments on it.

Jeb Bush: Repeal Obamacare and replace it with APPLE WATCHES

Velv
Black Helicopters

Call me cynical, but a Republican candidate wants to place an electronic tagging device on every citizen?

Law changed to allow GCHQ hacking ... just as GCHQ hauled into court for hacking

Velv
Black Helicopters

Re: Well, what a surprise!

This has been buried by ALL members of the previous parliament, so you can't blame any one party over another.

Velv
Big Brother

Re: I can only hope

What Human Rights Act?

Starbucks denies mobile app hack, blames careless customers

Velv

Re: And this is why the box always must remain unticked....

"I wonder if the asshat with the downvote would care to shed some light and enlighten me? I'm curious as to what I'm missing here....."

I'm guessing they are either:

A) a criminal who steals payment details

B) a top rate tit

Look out, law abiding folk: UK’s Counter-Extremism Bill slithers into view

Velv
Holmes

Re: What is lacking here are legal tests for what is meant by

What's even crazier is that there are existing laws which could be used to tackle these if the terms were defined more clearly (and if someone in the CPS/PF was brave enough to try a prosecution).

Heartbleed, eat your heart out: VENOM vuln poisons countless VMs

Velv

Yet for millions of ordinary users, the cloud provides more security than they have on their BUSINESS systems. Perspective is key.

Having consulted in a number of businesses I've seen vary degrees of quality and security of in house managed systems. I'm no lover of cloud, but in a lot of cases the externally provided service is more up to date, more quickly patched, and better managed. Perspective is key.

UK safety app keeping lorries on the right side of cyclists

Velv
Paris Hilton

Re: The other way

Mythbusters proved this to be true (well, right turns, as it was San Francisco, and it was Kari et al, not Adam and Jamie). Mmmmmmmm, Kari

Velv
Thumb Down

@Terry Barnes

"You don't understand how the deaths are happening. A cyclist stops at a red light in the cycle lane. A lorry pulls alongside them. The lights change. The cyclist goes forward, the lorry turns left and the cyclist is crushed between the lorry and the railings."

As a daily cyclist in city centre traffic I can honestly say I have never witnessed this. I have seen the opposite where the truck was stationary at the red light and the cyclist came up the inside and was subsequently hit (and more than one near miss). Don't get me wrong, there are many other scenarios where the truck is at fault, but I've never seen a truck pull up next to a stationary cyclist then manage to hit said cyclist.

Cheers Ireland! That sorts our Safe Harbour issues out – Dropbox

Velv

Re: Don't think it changes anything

It's not about where your data is hosted, it's about where your legal agreement with the company is hosted.

A legal agreement hosted in Ireland will need to meet different legal requirements and will answer to different courts than a legal agreement hosted in the USofA (according to International law at least, even if the Merkins disagree)

Within that legal agreement will be the terms that cover where your data is hosted and those should be in line with the regulations in force in the country where the legal agreement is hosted.

Rand Paul: I'll filibuster the hell outta the Patriot Act, fellow Americans

Velv

Much as this is "good news" for the privacy of the Merkins, it says nothing about any spying they may wish to undertake on any citizen of any other country.

Swedish Supreme Court keeps AssangeTM in Little Ecuador

Velv

"I'm quite amazed he has lasted this long.... Self appointed house arrest for years on end..."

You've answered your own statement. Without his self appointed house arrest he'd have disappeared into the mists of obscurity years ago. His continued "situation" merely keeps him in the (increasing diming) spotlight.

Velv
Mushroom

Re: What?

The "dispropotionate response" Is by Assange to the issuance of an arrest warrant and it is nothing to do with Sweden or its courts. It was his choice to go to Ecuador to continue to evade arrest, and no matter how noble the cause, let's not forget that he has chosen to evade arrest.

Chill, luvvies. The ‘unsustainable’ BBC Telly Tax stays – for now

Velv
Flame

Re: there is no means-tested element whatsoever

Is that like the anti-austerity protesters who can't can't afford food but can afford to film the protest at Downing Street on their iPhone6?

Lies, damn lies and election polls: Why GE2015 pundits fluffed the numbers so badly

Velv

Re: "Shy Tories"

Ashamed to admit it, or actually frightened for their lives? And your post just proves my point.

ALL parties now have an element of fundamentalist following that are not afraid to abuse anyone they think disagrees with their viewpoint. Being in Scotland I've noticed it most with SNP followers, from the purely shouty, through the vile to the utterly aggressive. Following canvassers for other parties around the street and shouting abuse when people answer their door. There's free speech and then there's intimidation. (And I repeat, it's across all parties)

I doubt anybody who voted Tory is ashamed of their belief in that being the right vote for country. But they are frightened of the potential backlash from everyone who doesn't think it's the right thing. It's the principal reason voting is anonymous, and the reason it must remain anonymous.

What to do when the users are watching Nazi dwarf smut at work?

Velv
Big Brother

Re: How things have moved on

Joking aside, things have moved on and it's not just about perversions, but pure and simple self preservation.

You've got to assume all but the smallest companies are logging all traffic, and that everything you do is tracked. So over the course of the day that hour you spend reading the BBC, The Register, etc is now available to your bosses in second by second detail (I employed Lakeside SysTrack as part of an XP replacement programme - what an eye opener!)

So I don't use any company resources for anything personal these days. I still read the websites during the day, but it's on my own tablet. And given the ancient browsers, lockdowns and slow connections on most company setups, it's more efficient for a lot of my Internet based work research as well.

Ericsson to Apple: Cough up for licences or stop selling iPhones, iPads and Watches

Velv
Holmes

Perhaps where a patent is declared FRAND the price should be published for all to see.

Somehow I suspect none of the businesses want to go down that road as they've as much to lose as gain.

NSA spying is illegal? Then let's make it law, say Republicans

Velv
Big Brother

"The NSA doesn't sell data, your grocery store does," he said. "But I don't hear anyone complaining about the grocery store's discount card, because you get a discount."

You also don't hear of too many Supermarkets "disappearing" their customers. Governments on the other hand...

Security bods gagged using DMCA on eve of wireless key vuln reveal

Velv
Holmes

I suspect the laws on whistleblowing trump the DCMA, but I'm not a lawyer.

If something is unsafe or insecure then disclosure is in the public interest

Barclays, Halifax and Tesco still being gnawed by POODLE

Velv

Who's calling the shots...

Security is critical, you and I both know that. If it were within our power we'd have fixed these vulnerabilities within days of the fix being released.

Sadly (and I'm not defending it) it's not always IT who call the shots. Marketing and Customer Relations also have a say, and you cannot "upset the customers". Requiring a "modern browser" is not always as easy as it sounds, and having seen the browser usage statistics there are still substantial proportions of users who cannot use websites that we might consider as sufficiently secure.

Bring in a Regulator who measures service above security and suddenly your business decisions point to a less secure platform that supports a wider range of customers without introducing complex end user technical requirements.

Not saying I like it, but that is the reality of limited budgets and resources.

'Use 1 capital' password prompts make them too predictable – study

Velv
Boffin

Randomness

"What was intended to increase randomness is instead creating structure that statistical analysis can exploit"

Er, no. It increases the number of characters in the option set which increases the permutations required to brute force the password.

Costa Coffee Club members wake up and smell the data breach

Velv
Paris Hilton

Re: I like Costa

Like you, I don't get this "contact us by social media".

If I had a company serving the public, would I really want my dirty laundry aired in the full view of social media?

Belgian minister set to legalise Uber

Velv
Boffin

Re: Tech or transport co... what's there to decide?

Totally disagree, and you've made the arguements in your own words:

"connecting passengers to drivers"

Technology is only a means to an end. Uber does this as a software platform. It could equally be provided by placing a staff member on every street corner with semaphore flags to coordinate across a city for the engagement between passenger and driver. Clearly this isn't practical, but it could deliver the same service. And it is this service that Uber provides, a transport service, not a technology service. It just leverages technology to deliver the service. Uber takes a cut from the journey, not from licensing or selling the technology.

Uber is a transport company.