* Posts by Velv

2756 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Swedish govt appeals court decision guarding thepiratebay.se domain

Velv
Terminator

BREAKING NEWS:

Register journalist arrested for aiding copyright theft for publishing the domains for the pirate site.

Silicon Valley now 'illegal' in Europe: Why Schrems vs Facebook is such a biggie

Velv

To pose a question...

If you are a citizen of country "A" and you "electronically sign" a contract hosted on a web server in country "B" while physically located in country "C" using an SSL connection secured by a certificate authority in country "D", who's laws are applicable?

Based on current laws around the world it could easily be all of them, and the permutations are immense.

Fetch the popcorn...

Terror in the Chernobyl dead zone: Life - of a wild kind - burgeons

Velv
Mushroom

So nuclear contamination, radiation and chemical poisoning have no effect on the greater population in general. We should all be thankful

Unless you're one of the unlucky individuals affected in which case your fucked. But don't be sad, everyone else is alright.

Good to see we live in a caring society that values the individual.

<icon being ironic>

Safe Harbour ruled INVALID: Facebook 'n' pals' data slurp at risk

Velv

This is why cyberspace needs its own government and laws (perhaps owned by the UN).

Data does not exist physically. It is an abstract item. Information is a concept.

To maintain and share data we need physical infrastructure which unfortunately lives in the physical world. And it makes sense to spread that physical infrastructure around the globe to provide maximum resilience. But international boundaries get in the way.

However, if the data in a data centre was protected against ANY countries individual laws then it could be maintained to international standards. I'm not suggesting anarchy, a free for all, or immunity, but a worldwide agreed standard and laws to protect each individual.

OK, so it's not going to happen, but it's a sound concept.

GCHQ's SMURF ARMY can hack smartphones, says Snowden. Again.

Velv
Black Helicopters

Re: "...he says can turn a phone on or off"

" Though I find it unlikely that the capability is present in un hacked phones, this would require far too great a level of compliance (and secrecy) from all phone manufacturers."

If your phone is open source then it's highly likely the spooks with almost unlimited access to good programmers are aware of the holes and vulnerabilities which have not been made public. Easy to then exploit without the assistance of the manufacturer.

Don't believe me? OpenSSL had a massive hole for four years until someone noticed it. Quite likely there are others to be exploited.

Closed source shouldn't get smug either. Don't for one minute think the spooks haven't stolen a copy of the source code, it's just that it isn't subject to possible peer review, so holes are less likely to be spotted.

Tinfoil hats on...

iOS malware YiSpecter: iPhones menaced by software nasty

Velv
Headmaster

Re: Fixed in iOS 9

"The majority of iOS devices are already upgraded to 9."

Well, not quite. Apple may have claimed >50% uptake, however that is only for iOS9 capable devices. There are hundreds of millions of devices out there for which Apple have not released a version of iOS9. (<=iPhone4, iPod Touch4, iPad1)

Japan begins mega-rollout of 100 million+ national IDs

Velv
Trollface

Until we chip every human issuing cards is pointless. They'll get lost or stolen, and used fraudulently and only the criminal will profit.

Chip everyone and be done with it. What could possibly go wrong...

Virgin Media's SPAM-AGEDDON 'fix' silences mailboxes

Velv

I'm going to claim blueyonder is still a problem.

I'm not receiving mails I'm expecting and they aren't in the spam mailbox either (which I had to turn on). I estimate my total email volume has halved since the switch away from gmail, so where is the missing stuff going as it should either be in my inbox or my spam mailbox.

I'm considering getting a gmail address and going back to that.

Smuggle mischievous JavaScript into WinRAR archives? Sure, why not

Velv
Pirate

Nice of Mohammed to publish it straight to the wild instead of giving the authors a chance to remedy any vulnerability prior to release (90 days notice?). (the article doesn't mention any notice being given)

Aiding and abetting criminal behaviour by showing open doors to criminals. Don't get me wrong, vulnerabilities need exposed, but it should be done in a controlled manner that minimise the risk of widespread exploitation to further compromise the Internet

Apple in eyebrow-raising threesome with TSMC, Samsung for iPhone 6S

Velv
Holmes

Re: Saucy

Not only that, but two paragraphs further on:

"Apple currently reports a 2-3 week wait on new orders for the 6S Plus"

Even before release Apple advised the Plus was in constraint. Which would be another alarm bell do sourcing problems

German regulator sets VW deadline

Velv
Headmaster

Re: Refund

I'm not going to trawl through previous articles but it's been covered here many times.

The Sale of Goods Act very much covers this. A technical specification was published and the goods have been proven not to meet the specification, so there is a clear case. However since in the vast majority of cases the vehicle has not been returned as faulty "within a short time*", you have accepted the goods and are therefore likely only to be eligible for repair or replacement, not a refund.

(* generally considered 3-4 weeks)

Has SeaMeWe-3 been cut again?

Velv
Boffin

Mighty Ships, Tyco Resolute.

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Velv

And He said "Let there be cloud". And lo, there was.

iPhone 6S, 6S Plus: Apple SHAFTS eager fans with STRAPPING VIBRATOR

Velv
Boffin

Manufacturers claims about economy and performance...

HELLO!!!

Have you been watching the news this week?

Velv
Headmaster

"lovingly crafted by Apple's chief designer Sir Jony Ive"

While I'm not trying to suggest Jony hasn't directed the creation of some magnificent products, I think you'll find its hundreds of unnamed minions who've "lovingly crafted" the Apple products.

The image of some old school British inventor with the rolled up sleeves, peaked eye-shade and magnifying lamp sitting in a dingy basement with just some tiny tools and a steaming cup of tea - nah!

VW’s case of NOxious emissions: a tale of SMOKE and MIRRORS?

Velv
Terminator

Ever since schools were invented, letting kids mark their own homework was known to be "a bad thing".

Yet somehow when we grow up we suddenly think its OK? Or perhaps we're either too ignorant or too lazy to care and we get everything we deserve.

Trust no one.

NO ONE!

Apple rains refunds on Peace'd off axed ad-blocker netizens

Velv

This must be a change of policy as I remember an App being pulled from the App Store, automatically deleted from my devices, and no refund.

I'll need to go and dig out the invoice and chase Apple for the couple of quid (it's the principle, not the value).

Wanted alive: $1m for an iOS 9 bug to hijack, er, jailbreak iThings

Velv
Pirate

OK, call me cynical, but you uncover an exploit and criminals are going to pay you a million dollars for it. And your confidence in receiving the money is how high?

RFID wants to TRACK my TODGER, so I am going to CUT it OFF

Velv
Big Brother

Just another step down the road to the scenes in Minority Report where people are bombarded by adverts based on their retina scan. So long distance reading of the eye is a long way off, but tracking by RFID is here.

We classify data as "Personally Identifiable Information" when you can take two or three non-unique items and link them to identify a unique person. Surnames are generally common. But add a date of birth and a postcode and chances are you can have single individual. And while RFID tags can be globally unique tracking them individually isn't when it gets powerful. But regularly wear that blazer that goes with those jeans and shirt when you go out and about with mates wearing similar combinations and you start to get some serious data linking of known associates and patterns

And MI5 wants more rights to track people???

Sharp's new TV has over 7,000 lines of pixels – but there's NOTHING TO WATCH

Velv
Coat

Re: Low-res

Over 7,000 pixies. They paint the screen 100 times a second

Banks team to paint shared target on Target

Velv
Facepalm

Re: Not surprised

Ironic perhaps that some of those major investors who will scream about the cost of the leak are the very same banks who are now seeking recompense for the leak

Bug forces Apple to halt watchOS 2 update – still emits iOS 9 on time

Velv
Headmaster

Re: Innovation at its best.

Not sure if it's Apple's direct words or a poor journalistic interpretation. The (default) face at the moment is a watch face. The new option lets you set other things as the default (like a picture).

I'm guessing this is aimed at the younger generation who've grown up with mobile phones showing the time and therefore never owned a watch. Those of us slightly older (who had an original Mickey Mouse watch) now have the new Mickey face showing the time.

Ashley Madison lawsuit drops GoDaddy and Amazon as defendants

Velv
Facepalm

If they actually manage to win anything, their lawyers in this case will take a chunk then their partners lawyers will take the rest in the divorce settlement

Curiosity Rover's OS has backdoor bug

Velv
Joke

D'you know what? If you can get to Curiosity to compromise it, your fucking welcome to take it away

OpenWrt gets update in face of FCC's anti-flashing push

Velv
Facepalm

Re: Poor show

D'oh!

See last weeks article about business continuity and why this article should have been written in the pub

Hollywood takes a beating in Oscar cybersquatting battle

Velv
Coat

Since the MPAA and its members clearly have the rights to all action thrillers and high drama, when are they going to sue Oscar Pistorius?

Too soon?

Half the Fanbois in your office are unpatched ATTACK VECTORS

Velv
Boffin

Re: In other news

Technically the glass is always full. There might be more than one substance in varying proportions filling it, but it's still full.

Velv
Facepalm

Wow! Half of iPhones are not in a latest up to date fully patched state.

I'm going to stick my neck out and suggested 99.9% of all devices connected to all the corporate networks in the world are in this state.

Yes, it represents a potential attack vector. As does every other unmatched device. You've removed Adobe from your systems now, haven't you?

GCHQ wants to set your passwords. In a good way

Velv
Big Brother

"Don't change your password" = "it's a pain in the arse every time we need to crack it, so the less you change your password the happier we'll be"

Apple drinks Putin’s Kool-Vodka, shoves Russians' iCloud data into Russia – report

Velv
Black Helicopters

Given the current Microsoft case over data in Ireland, can't wait for the DoJ to turn up in Cupertino demanding data from Apple's Russian data centres.

Looks like we're going to need a bigger box of popcorn <popcorn icon>

Sorry Samsung, Philips, LG, Technicolor: EU upholds €1.4bn cartel fine

Velv
Happy

It's 32" and weighs 48Kgs and is still in my house, so I can certainly prove ownership

As McAfee runs for US President – we ask a crucial question: Will Reg readers back him?

Velv
Terminator

Edward Snowdon should run for President. If the public believe in him then that should trump the authorities (who allegedly work for the public)

Handing over emails in an Irish server to the FBI will spark a global free-for-all, warns Microsoft

Velv
Big Brother

"The battle dates back to 2013, but only came to light in May 2014 when a gag order on the case was lifted."

The fact the authorities felt the need to hide the case from the public automatically screams that it was subversive and against the public interest.

Roll up, roll up: Microsoft, those Irish emails and angry Feds

Velv

Re: The concern will be...

Dear El Reg

Can we get a Popcorn icon please :)

Velv

Re: The concern will be...

I like your thinking. There are small countries Microsoft could buy and then set their own tax rates, data rules, etc.

Invalidate the US government licenses - depends if they were sold or leased. Probably couldn't revoke them, but they'd soon run out in the natural product lifecycle.

Now, trolling, why doesn't the government just go open source? Two problems. The conversion is NOT cheap. Despite what small scale Linux geeks will tell you, it would cost Many billions to move desktops to Linux and Open Office, and 90% of all your other applications would need re-written. Second, you can't hide your own monitoring in the open source - by definition, the world has the source code, so any back doors in the closed source are gone in the open world.

Pass the Toffee Butterkist...

Just WHO is hiring a 'Cloud Transformation Director' for £162,000? Actually YOU are

Velv
Coat

What's the day rate if I take it on as a Contractor?

Apple hypegasm countdown. What will the new, big iPad ACTUALLY be called?

Velv
Paris Hilton

Guess who didn't get an invite to the party?

US gov to Apple: COUGH UP iMessages or FEEL our FEDERAL FROWN

Velv
Coat

Buy Greenland.

Buy Iceland

Given what has been said about money in Ireland, why not just buy Ireland? Probably cheaper than the other two given Arctic oil reserves, and the Irish will be happy if you slip them some cash and some poitin.

You shouldn't be paying for mobile ads (please buy our software)

Velv
Headmaster

"I suppose it's a bit like a newspaper, whilst you pay for it, everyone in the distribution chain gets a cut of the sale, currently ISP's don't (in the main) get paid to serve content."

ISPs get paid for how much data the consumer uses. They don't really care how you use up that allowance you've paid for, they profit by you using more of it.

SPACE WHISKY: Astro malt pongs of 'rubber and smoked fish'

Velv
Boffin

Now all they need to do is mix a 6ml vial with millions of litres of unmatured rubbish and they can sell it to the gullible as Homoeopathic Space Whisky

Velv
Headmaster

The fact you called it "whiskey" shows you know nothing about the manufacturing process of whisky.

The vast majority of Scotch Whisky is matured in former bourbon casks (which is also a whiskey, but not whisky) as the bourbon casks by law can only be used once, hence there is a ready market of once used casks.

BOFH: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely

Velv

A decent DR plan will include several geographically separated pubs. It would also account for transportation and overnight accommodation (since you're not going to drive back, are you?)

It's the Business Continuity plan that's lacking in useable resources close to hand. Carry out cool bag stocked with beers kept in the little fridge under the desk. If the principle BC site is unavailable to provide refreshment the beer garden can still be leveraged.

Fruity Firefox: Mozilla caves to Apple, unveils iOS-friendly browser

Velv

Chrome is forked from WebKit anyway so stands a reasonable chance of interoperability with minimal impact.

Come on Apple. Let third party developers help push your technology to its best

Steve Jobs' Silicon Valley wage-rigging plot costs Apple, Google, Adobe, Intel $415m

Velv
Flame

Free Market Economy

Collusion between entities stifles competition and the free market economy. It's falsely held down the wages of the little guy.

And why shouldn't some of the little guys get to stick their snout in the trough too. Just because you work in a growing industry and live in the heartland of employers shouldn't mean you shouldn't profit more than the next man. The gulf between the poorest and the richest is growing which is wrong for everyone but I still want more.

Back in the real world, I in no way condone the collusion. But if you want to see what a "free market economy" does for wages in a localised community just look at the evil bankers. Be careful what you wish for...

Popcorn time at Popcorn Time: More vid slurpers hauled into court

Velv
Boffin

Re: Theft != Copyright Infringement

Theft != Copyright Infringement. At least in the letter of the law as it stands today.

In much the same way that drink driving != possession of an offensive weapon (to the letter of the law), but both could potentially result in many years in prison if someone dies through your actions. And "big media" call that manslaughter.

So stop with the pedantry and stop trying to justify copyright infringement "as it isn't theft"

Judge flips class-action switch on Uber drivers' lawsuit against cab biz

Velv
Black Helicopters

I'm pretty sure the U.S. tax authorities have tips well and truly covered. But I can't wait to see where this one goes for UK drivers.

"We're contractors"

"No, we're employees and they're stealing our tips"

HMRC - "IR35!"

"We're not employees"

Company in shambles, marriages ruined. My work here is done, says Ashley Madison CEO

Velv
Holmes

Conspiracy Theory...

Avid Media was originally formulated as a concept by a secret group of religious crusaders who had an idea to gather the details of cheaters so they could later release the damming material on the world and thus promote the fidelity of their religion while otherwise demonising the hedonistic heathens and exposing them to suicide, murder and social breakdown.

Drum roll, please .... Results are in for the collective noun for security vulns

Velv
Trollface

Ironic that so many votes were for "Windows" when the vast majority of recent vulnerabilities relate to open source software and operating systems (it even mentions in the article that the Android crop was the inspiration)

Another chance to win a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive

Velv

"Kat was surprised by just how life-like the new tattoo looked"

Google makes it official: Chrome will freeze Flash ads on sight from Sept 1

Velv
Childcatcher

OK, I know it pays for everything and I'm the customer being sold, but can we just turn off advertising.

Realistically advertisers PLEASE stop auto-playing adverts. If I'm browsing the web and everyone in the office turns to look at me because of your blaring advert then you've just lost a potential customer irrespective of what you're punting.