* Posts by Velv

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Leaked Apple memo tells employees that they'll be coming into the office at least 3 days a week from September

Velv
Mushroom

"That Apple’s remote/location-flexible work policy, and the communication around it, have already forced some of our colleagues to quit."

Were they employed as remote workers or were they employed before the pandemic and worked five days a week in an Apple office?

I can understand many people have benefited from emerging working conditions, and long may access to flexibility continue, but to claim Apple's "return to normal" has forced you to quit brings out the worlds smallest fiddles.

Many people are required to be on site to do their job, I'm sure many would love flexibility but that just can't be the case for so many jobs. Three days a week is a reasonable compromise from five days a week, if you don't like it, you can resign, but don't try and claim you've been forced into it. I know plenty of people who hated being forced to work from home and are desperate to get some time back in an office.

No BS*: BT is hooking up with OneWeb to tackle UK notspots

Velv
Trollface

Scaramouche will you do the Fandango

The Government having found that the OneWeb it purchased couldn't be used to provide the replacement GPS service after it lost access to Galileo, has now found a different sucker partner to sell the services to.

Apple warns kit may interfere with implanted medical devices at close proximity

Velv
Coat

Re: kit may interfere with implanted medical devices

Which is why I wear a tinfoil ^<see icon>...

When free and open source actually means £6k-£8k per package: Atos's £136m contract with NHS England

Velv
Facepalm

Re: Coincidence?

In what universe has this anything to do with IR35?

Outsourced contracts have had these types of service since forever, long before IR35 was even a thing never mind recent interpretation changes. This is how outsourcers make a profit, provide the basic service at or below cost, but charge through the nose for everything above and beyond the basic service.

UK watchdog fines biz £130k for 900,000+ direct marketing calls to folk who had opted out

Velv
Facepalm

"Why would you go out of your way to try to contact people who expressly tell you that they don't want you to contact them"

Ignorance. Not contacting people on TPS involves getting a copy of TPS, getting someone to merge against the contact list you've bought, and remove the relevant entries. Or you can just load the contact list you've bought into the autodialler and have your agents say "oops, my bad" when the end contact complains.

EU court rules in Telenet copyright case: ISPs can be forced to hand over some customer data use details

Velv
Boffin

Re: IP address is a bit meaningless

This is a scenario that has not been tested in Court. Does the Account Holder bear responsibility for what is done on their ISP connection?

A car can be caught on camera speeding. DVLA write to the Registered Keeper asking who was driving, and the law requires the Registered Keeper to identify the driver. A similar law does not exist for Internet accounts

Wanted: Brexit grand fromage. £120k a year. Perks? Hmmmm…

Velv
Facepalm

"£93,000 - £120,000"

"Contract subject to negotiation; the role can be arranged on the basis of permanent appointment, loan, secondment or fixed-term assignment for a minimum of two years where it is in the mutual interest of the candidate and the Cabinet Office."

So you can negotiate yourself outside IR35? Anyone spoken to HMRC?

British Medical Association calls for clarity on patient deadline for opting out of NHS Digital's GP data grab

Velv
Coat

You don't pay at the point of use for NHS services in the UK, which does bring up the old adage, if you're not paying for it, you're not the customer, you're the product being sold

They think it's all over. It's not now: US judge rejects HPE motion to have Oracle's Solaris sueball dismissed

Velv
Pirate

"If you could go back in time and say one thing to your teenage self:"

Become a corporate lawyer.

I seriously wonder just how much money both sides have pissed against the wall on this one, and an agreement over a one off fee for supplying the patches would have been tiny in comparison.

Canadian province's supreme court orders Dell to pay nearly $500,000 to sales rep fired in his twilight years

Velv
Facepalm

Re: I dont quite get the thinking...

Not only that, the guy was on commission. So if sales do drop dramatically, you only need to cover his very meagre salary, not his annual earnings.

Tech contractor loses IR35 tribunal appeal: 'Right' to substitute didn't mean he could, say judges

Velv

Re: A couple of things here I'm surprised about

In fairness, having been an employee of a couple of the large service providers, we were pre-screened and approved for certain clients and government departments before any actual assignment materialised. i.e. screened just in case, not because we were being substituted in.

Velv
Boffin

Re: Yet another push for us to all go work at Tesco

Given the length of time the case has been running the £75K probably covers several years of "employment". HMRC can go back 20 years if they believe fraud has been involved, 6 years for normal cases.

Velv
Boffin

Re: Yet another push for us to all go work at Tesco

It is much easier for HMRC to go after a company turning over £100,000 per year than a company turning over £100,000,000

Brit IT firms wound up by court order after fooling folk into paying for 'support' over fake computer errors

Velv
Headmaster

Re: the director, Vikram Singh, had no real control of either company and work was outsourced

<Devils Advocate>

Subtleties of the law, what laws were actually broken and by who, and more importantly, can that be proven in a court of law in England (where they were registered)

Sucks, yes, but I'm guessing the CPS has limited chances of securing an actual conviction, which would suggest the laws around Company Directors need to be tightened. Clearer messages when you sign on that dotted line to form a company that YOU are legally responsible even if someone else is running the business (Go To Jail, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect £200).

US Supreme Court gives LinkedIn another shot at stymieing web scraping

Velv
Childcatcher

Re: Better Law

Politicians are rubbish at writing laws, almost all of them are written with an agenda aligned to the politicians beliefs and are not necessarily in the best interests of the majority of the citizens.

Courts are the usual place for ambiguous laws to be refined and in theory made fair, hence the need for separation of powers between the Executive, Legislature and Judiciary.

It's safe to leave your bunker: Blame that Chinese nuclear plant alarm on fuel rod faults

Velv
Mushroom

This leaking Taishan Nuclear Power Plant, the one EDF designed and built for the Chinese. Would that be the same design they're building at Hinkley Point and featuring in the BBC Documentary?

When security gets physical: Mossad boss hints at less-than-subtle Stuxnet followup

Velv
Headmaster

Re: This is terrorism

No matter which way round you read this, neither neighbour has the right to kill the other. Blowing up your neighbour because he's making bombs is not acceptable, you've done exactly what your neighbour feared you would do, which is why he was preparing his own bombs.

IBM pulls up the ladder behind some supercomputer customers

Velv
Coat

Mouse Balls

Ah, someone's spent too long looking through the IBM FRU list since the infamous mouse balls memo of the 80's

The AN0M fake secure chat app may have been too clever for its own good

Velv
Big Brother

Re: Criminality

"don't assume that selecting 'do not track' means you won't be tracked"

First rule of spying on the population is specifically track anyone who has given any indication they would prefer not to be tracked

AWS Frankfurt experiences major breakdown that staff couldn’t fix for hours due to ‘environmental conditions’ on data centre floor

Velv
Joke

Re: [citation needed]

Humans don't need oxygen, it's just highly addictive. One breath and you're hooked for life.

UK launches consultation on forcing landlords to allow gigabit broadband upgrades

Velv
Go

Re: Leasehold, fleecehold

Which is why Edinburgh Council (and perhaps other parts of Scotland) have:

a) Statutory Notice Scheme to enforce essential repairs (they organise the work and invoice the owners if the owners can't agree). There was a scandal previously where the Council officials were mandating all sorts of non-essential work and getting backhanders, but since exposed there's no incentive to schedule unnecessary work, so the scheme works, and;

b) Shared Costs scheme which reclaims the missed portions from the owners who failed to pay up. As long as a majority of owners have agreed to the works the missing owners are forced to pay up by the Council.

'Condolences on the death of your conscience' says card from Indonesian delivery drivers to local Uber clone after payments slashed

Velv
Joke

"the group is now known as the “GoTo Group” "

Ironic given that going nowhere is going to be the norm...

Y'all ready to get back to the office this October, Facebook tells staff in the US

Velv
Terminator

Re: Employees who want to keep working 100% remote

Funny how very few bean counters have ever figured out that the accountancy department can be outsourced too

UK.gov's new single enforcement body does not cover rogue umbrella companies, contractor campaigners complain

Velv
Mushroom

Another Government fudge to make a perceived problem worse rather than better.

Tax should be objective, a strict set of rules that can be clearly followed to determine any tax liability. All the government keeps doing is adding more subjectivity to the process thus expanding the exploitation of workers.

The tax structure in the UK is no longer fit for purpose and needs to be substantially replaced. But no government will do it because they know it will expose the exploitation of the lower paid today in favour of saving the higher paid money.

'Vast majority of people' are onside with a data grab they know next to nothing about, reckons UK health secretary

Velv
Childcatcher

Not that I trust Cummings, but his assessment of Hancock seems not only reasonable, but probably understated.

UK government bows to pressure, agrees to delay NHS Digital grabbing the data of England's GP patients

Velv
Facepalm

"As originally planned, they had to inform their GPs of their wish to do so by 23 June, around six weeks following the programme's announcement."

Clearly nobody from the department of Health has attempted to contact a GP for the last year, they have been rather busy with other things.

UK's Labour Party calls for delay to NHS Digital's GP data slurp until patients can be properly informed

Velv
Mushroom

There's two very strong components here:

1) analysis of this data is highly likely to provide new insights into many diseases and conditions and could move health care forward by an order of magnitude; and

2) I don't trust anyone who is not currently in the loop to have access to this data.

For me, 2 overrules 1 at the moment

At the very least there needs to be a pause and review of what is taking place and who will be given access. It certainly appears to have been progressed in a clandestine manner if not in actual secret to keep it from the public. Just another step to the privatisation of the NHS, something most of the public do not want.

G7 nations aim for global 15 per cent tax on big tech and bin digital services taxes

Velv
Mushroom

" just last week the USA warned it believes that digital services taxes disproportionately affect its tech companies"

You can't have it both ways.

Either those companies are American in which case the Americans can tax them, or they're Bermudan, Liberian, Cayman, etc. Get you're own house in order, you can't have American tech companies using offshore facilities to reduce tax and increase profits while at the same time preventing other countries from leveraging fair taxes.

Thanks, boss. The accidental creation of a lights-out data centre – what a fun surprise

Velv

Re: Access denied

To be fair, most places I've worked at least half the certified people shouldn't have been granted a key either.

Nobody had access on their proximity card and everyone had to sign out a second card for access. And no, even still the Boss was not on the list.

Velv
Pirate

Re: Push me

I got mine from everyone's favourite online tat bazaar many years ago. Here's what it looks like :)

It's the UK contractor tax factor: IR35 outsiders gaining leverage in skills market, survey finds

Velv
Headmaster

"paid employees without the employment benefits"

No, its pay in lieu of benefits. How you spend the money (holiday, health cover, pension, critical illness, gym membership, etc) is entirely up to the employee, and you are an employee whether that's as a direct employee of the end client, an agency employee, or an employee of a Limited Company who pimp your services to the client and pay you minimum wage.

I don't agree with the way HMRC has written and implemented IR35 to capture the different structures of employment, but lets be accurate about what those structures of employment are.

Congestion or a Christmas cock-up? A Register reader throws himself under the bus

Velv
Joke

Re: PICNIC?

You also have the belligerent know-it-alls where the real answer is the "Computer User Not Technical"

Twitter given three weeks to comply with Indian content code

Velv
Big Brother

And which of the three remaining democracies will be next to erode the separation... (/s)

Former IT manager from Essex pleads guilty to defrauding the NHS of £800k

Velv
Childcatcher

Sadly he'll be punished more for the fraud on HMRC than on the NHS, HMRC don't take any prisoners.

Tesla owners win legal fight after software update crippled older Model S batteries

Velv
Coat

Re: Carbon neutral

Colossal Urban Nuisance Transportation

Hard cheese: Stilton snap shared via EncroChat leads to drug dealer's downfall

Velv
Mushroom

End to End

"EncroChat was founded in 2016 as an encrypted instant-messaging service and was said to have been favored by criminals as a communication tool until 2020."

OK, so just let me get this straight. Criminals aren't using the mainstream Social Media apps such as WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, et al, but prefer to use dedicated channels of encryption on far more obscure services.

So why are we focusing efforts against WhatsApp, etc? Is it because the Government isn't overly worried about the hardcore criminals, they really just want to spy on everyone?

Apple's Find My network can be abused to leak secrets to the outside world via passing devices

Velv
Boffin

Re: "Faraday-shielded sites that are occasionally visited by iPhone users"

Yup, every one I've visited had a deposit scheme to check in your device in either a locker or on shelves behind security and you were given a token to retrieve it.

Water's wet, the Pope's Catholic, and iOS is designed to stop folk switching to Android, Epic trial judge told

Velv
Headmaster

Re: Pot calling Kettle

UltraViolet anyone?

Codes that came with physical disks that meant you could access digital copies

Velv
Headmaster

Re: I thought this case was against Apple?

As the article says, the existence of the Apple and Android stores in their current locked in format makes a huge barrier to entry for newcomers. While competitors, by operating similar models Apple and Android are essentially operating as a cartel

US-based hard disk drive suppliers face further scrutiny over whether they've shipped proscribed HDDs to Huawei

Velv
Facepalm

IP, Trademarks, Design Rights and International Laws haven't stopped the Chinese producing their own version of Western products up until now.

While they may have been purchasing HDDs and other components from US companies up to now, does the US think the Chinese won't just copy the products instead of purchasing, a trivial task given many of the US products are currently fabricated in China anyway?

Broadband plumber Openreach yanks legacy copper phone lines in Suffolk town of Mildenhall en route to getting the UK on VoIP

Velv
Mushroom

By 2025?

There isn't a whelks chance in a supernova that's achievable

Facebook: Nice iOS app of ours you have there, would be a shame if you had to pay for it

Velv
Facepalm

"It's free and always will be."

Yeah, and as per the law Ryanair have a way to pay without adding any payment fees as long as you're using their approved Credit Card. All others cards add a fee which is orders of magnitude above the cost of payment processing.

Google, Apple sued for failing to give Telegram chat app the Parler put-down treatment

Velv
Pirate

Re: Damned if you do, damned if you don't

"Note sure yet if the clock feature will be kept"

Apple have already paid Swiss Railways for the copyright on their clock, I doubt the Swiss are going to object now to have it removed

Atlantic City auctions off chance to hit Big Red Button and make grotesque Trump Plaza casino go boom

Velv
Joke

The Art of The Deal

I tried reading Trump's The Art Of The Deal. It's long. really long. It's got 29 Chapter 11s.

Uri Geller calls off 20-year ban on Pokémon trading card that 'stole' his 'signature image'

Velv
Coat

"Do not try and bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no spoon. Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."

Sopra Steria: Adding up outages and ransomware cleanup, Ryuk attack will cost us up to €50m

Velv
Boffin

Underinsured

Insurance companies often have tricky wording to limit pay outs where the policy holder is underinsured.

Sopra may be insured for £30m (i.e. that is the maximum they expect the insurance to pay out in the event of a loss), but they claim they're losses are £50m. Taking the Insurance company words, they underinsured at 3/5ths, so they will only pay out 3/5ths the insured value, £18m.

Ticketmaster: We're not liable for credit card badness because the hack straddled GDPR day

Velv
Boffin

Re: CC cancelled

I assume the Credit Card companies still issue blacklists of cards to other organisations to stop small value fraud. Back in the day online transactions over a certain value made an "online" authorisation, those under the value only checked a local "cancelled" list. Technology has moved on, but I'm betting there is still a place for the blacklist and once your card is on it, it isn't coming off.

Velv

Re: Doesn't matter a fetid dingo's kidneys

Have an upvote just for the fetid dingo's kidneys

Velv
Pirate

Re: Small Claims Court

"I paid the extra fee for the bailiffs to be sent in. Net result was they ended up paying out over twice as much as I was originally claiming."

Yes, but if only one in ten claims take the effort to pass to the Bailiffs then overall the company wins. We need more claim and shame, and more "The Sheriffs are Coming" and "Don't Pay We'll Take It Away"

Velv
Headmaster

Re: Ticket master

I still cannot work out exactly why we need companies like this

Please don't shoot the messenger, but economies of scale. Ticketmaster et al scale and facilitate the sale of tickets in a way no venue or band could possibly come close to. From an events perspective the savings (profits) are massive when they outsource the sale to such specialists.

There are some artists and events fighting back, hopefully more will recognise the excess being creamed and tighten the conditions on sales.