* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Boris bikes for tourists delayed till year end

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title etc ets ets

by that i take it you mean - they are just like every other bloody luddite moron cyclist.

Nandos 'village bike' ad not sexist, rules ASA

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hang on...

who cares about the racist/sexist overtones of the ad, what about the truth?

succulent spicy flame grilled chicken?

you ever been there?

rancid peppery sparrow filets is a bit more like it.

I dont have ant perticular objection to peri-peri chicken, just put it over there, away from the food.

Underweight passport pic left traveller stuck in Amsterdam

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hang on

this bloke put on a a shitload of weight over 10 years (and no, that amount over that period is not temporary) and now is suing the govt?

because HE's a fat bastard, whos too bone idle to change his passport?

feck that!

Royal Society opens inquiry into why kids hate tech

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WTF?

Facebook...

application???

really

I thought 10%/90% website and marketing tool.

but what do i know, they didnt teach computing when I was at school... no computers

Home Office unveils new UK passport

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title blah blah blah...

dunno about that, i'll bet you a squid to a pinch of shit that mossad could get you a shiny new UK passport long before the home office.

and cheaper too

(look already! feel the width not the quality, schmutter it isnt, oy vey etc etc etc)

mines the one with a targeting laser shing on the back of it

Black helicopters circle 'Welsh Roswell'

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welsh roswell

pronounced rosweth

(double L in welsh makes a sound quite like 'th' but with more flappiness of the mouthparts)

Apple eyes kill switch for jailbroken iPhones

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curious....

"It's also worth noting that IBM found the PC market so profitable that they, err, left it, preferring to concentrate on servers and other specialised systems.."

is a vey long winded way of saying that ibm 'lacked the sense to see the potential of the pc market' - hence the no-brainer contract with Gates & Co. tying IBM into providing MS-DOS with every IBM PC while allowing MS to sell to whosoever they liked.

Bit of reverse engineeing of the bios, mass produce in any of the tiger economies... and then IBM were dead ducks and FORCED back to the big iron business, cos there was nowhere else for them to go. (any fule kno IBM desktops were grue anyways and the price was a real chizz)

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not sure it's googles fault...

Isnt this all part of the FAT32 IP being owned by MS who after a zillion years of it being part of the Linux kernel suddenly upped and sued tom-tom for using it to manage upgrades?

Hardly the totalitarianism of comrade jobs if they are just covering their arses from a suit form redmond

Documents show CAA fears over powerline networks

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theres stupid then there's dumb then there's that post

100 yr old tech?

wtf???

when did you last see an airliner covered in doped linen?

valve radio sets? (okay pushing the 100 year thing a bit - say 2 beans tins on a string)

rotary Internal combustion engines?

of course its conservative, when it goes wrong people die 500 at a time, which never looks good in the press. But the tech is cutting edge.

Issues about RFI, or even alternators in GA aircraft are driven by safety not some inherent luddite-ism.

/rant

Junk mail kingpin held on child abuse charges

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shooting's too good for this scum

I'd suggest... paper cuts (novel), say 1 for every bit of spam the shit has ever sent, then drown him in a bath of vinegar... hot vinegar.

and plz post it on youtube

Ballmer's 'lost generation' note finds resonance

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reliable, well designed??

So i gues you are talking about apple corps, the beatles company???

iPhone 4 anyone

iPod shuffle

thought so.

apples interfaces look slick, their hardware is overpriced tat

Murdoch predicts iPads all round

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nothing to see here

just a bit of wishful thinking from a dinosaur on it's last legs

Solar plasma aurora storm to hit Earth tomorrow today!

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Headmaster

dunno about the mail...

but the sun once charaterised the late lamented Dr Kelly - killed by MI5 as " Tragic Boffin, Dr Kelly"

Wikileaks publishes encrypted 'insurance' file

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of only

there were clear human rigths violations... and who was guilty of them then?

fuck em

dont you get it yet WE are the bad guys in this situation.

If you murder civilians just out of spite, then fuck you you can have hesse's old room in Spandau for the next 50 or 60 years, it's what you deserve. cos you are just the same as them.

Mines the one with 'godwin' written on the back

Arrrgghhhhhh

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deaths of patriots???

wikileaks would have to be proved guilty of involvement in the deaths of a few thousand of your patriots before they were even in the same league as bush et all.

PARIS skins up with Rizlas and dope

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exactly what I was thinking

propietary name solar film i believe

http://www.solarfilm.co.uk/

yes i was right.!

it's the mutts nuts for what you are about - you can vary the tension my varying the heat you apply.

also as noted elsewhere - you need to dope the paper properly to relalt test this, i tjhink we used to use buturate dope? few coats of that and you'll have no problems with water.

Cable lays plan for graduate tax

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Nulab?

okay so when did john major lead Nulab??

cos i'm sure that he was the dickhead responsible fo staring the 50% of kids should go to uni debacle.

which anyone with a brain could see would lead to disaster

especially as the tories had spent a good few years well and truly fucking up the school system by then. - the rise of the meeeja studies \modern english BA was inevetable.

Then come the workers revolt of '97 (whaaa!) reversing the ludicrous position looked too much like voting against apple pie and mom for Nulab to countanance. Uni was a middle class preserve and Nulab were oh so middle class, there endeth the debate.

Apart from that, way to go, though there is an arguement that runs that as a grad with a proper degree in a proper subject, from a proper college I earn a hell of a lot more than the arts grad that flips my burgers, ergo i pay more tax anyway. Not to mention the fact that i am coming closer to fulfilling some sort un spoken of quid pro quo deal with 'society' along the lines of 'they pay for me to go to school, I make society a (infitesimally marginal) better place to live.

surely a better plan would be to sell all the useless feckless arts grads for medical experiments? see a return for societies investment, and the beagles/bunnies/monkees/rats/ released from research would enhance out kudos as a nation of animal lovers.

I guess i'll have to go elsewhere to get a burger then, but it's a small price to pay.

whatever, loads of stuff needs paying for, and it is only fair that a larger share of the burden land on those more able to carry it (comrades)- which is a bit of a surprising message from a tory govt

intesting times indeed

lol

UK.gov slams Facebook over Moat fan clubs

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FAIL

but unless it is promoting hate crimes or inciting criminal action

sSo it's not free speech then

Pressure mounts on Apple to recall iPhone 4

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what bollocks

The antenna Iphone 4 is BADLY DESIGNED any twat who knows anything about radio will tell you that. you take a tuned system then loosly couple another alltogether different impedance load to the antenna, you no longer have a tuned system. (okay its still tuned, just tuned to a different frquency) Maybe they were just un-lucky that there were no southpaw, sweaty beta testers so the issue didnt appear until release. Maybe they never tested it in low signal strength situations. whatever. it dont work right, and thats cos they made it wrong.

recalls USUALY are related to safety issues

not ALWAYS.

In the uk the key phrase is 'of merchantable quality' this clearly isnt, therefore apple are contravening the UK sale of goods act by selling it at all. a recall is the only way forward.

Abu Hamza ruling clarifies McKinnon case

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hmmmm...

okay so you work for uncle sam,

we get it

you're in IT,

we get it

you know shit about security

we ge it

you want to scapegoat a man with a debilitating mental condition, who it is widley understood was only in your wide open system looking for info about UFO.

get the fuck out of here

dickwad

Life on Earth gets wiped out every 27 million years, say boffins

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could be sooner we think...

Could be that 27 million years is how long it takes the average dominant species to get all curious about the mass of the higgs boson....

mine's the one with the neatly folded tin foil hat in the pocket

Motorola advert revels in anti-iPhone schadenfreude

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actually...

the breaks on your audi DO work, you are just pressing the pedal wrong

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actually

speaking form a purely personal standpoint the 2 issues i have with iPPLE are

a> jobs is a cock

and

b> they symbolise the style over content\form over function model that lies between most things that i dispise.

given this i think you will understand my glee at

a> them fucking up the function

and

b> jobs being a cock about it and telling his customers it's their fault.

Simples!

or perhaps you are just reading this wrong :D

Apple, Google, Microsoft – are you a Brand Taliban or Brand Evangelist?

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swap arsnic...

for cocaine, or dare i say nicotiene...

ooooh now there a thought -best keep it a thought thogh coke and philip morris could take out a hit on me without a second thought.

the trouble with the adam smith quote is that it's bollocks.

people in the real world do do things for the greater good. The other plank for this philosophy is the game theory thing - you know the behavioural theory developed by a paranoid schitzophrenic while he was off on one.

FFS indeed.

nothing wrong with capitalism in it's place but it's place aint as our moral compass. cos thats when the wheels fell off.

'World's No. 1 hacker' tome rocks security world

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lolz

it;s rude to mock the hard of thinking. But as i read the article i thought this guy is unable to string a sentance together as

a> he lacks english as a frist language.

b> he's clearly a retard.

even for a kidde this one is almost to good to be true.

ah bless

Small biz grits teeth over Bloody George's budget

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title goes here

jeez vic i sure hope you dont get cancer in the next few years...

actually on reflection i hope you never get it. :-)

while public sector waste is very real. the crap that it's wasted on is the pet projects of senior management, and they will be insulated from the effects of the cuts. The cuts will devastate frontline services.

And as for the people pointing out that it was a labour govenment that got us in the ca-ca in the first place - i beg to differ. we havent had a labour govenment in this country since '79. and THAT'S why we are in the shite.

the economy didnt tank because of all the schools and hospitals that got built, it tanked because some twat in the city took the economy to monte carlo and put it all on red, aided and abeited by balir and brown. Just how can that be attributed to a genuine labour movement?

New labour was just a bunch of middle class tossers thinking they were morally superior to greedy grasping capitalist tories because they professed to have sympathy with the working man. They weren't they were just arrogant.

Wannabe Jedi drool over potent laser 'lightsabre'

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I' match your fail and raise you another

1W of laser light will do plenty of damage to all manner of things, admittedly it would be even more narsty if it was UV, but still.

take a lok on youtube for the fun and games that can be had with conventional high power pointers, plenty of sparks and flames.

bootnote i still bear the scars acros my torso that came about when being a little less than careful with a 5W co2 medical laserm which was not a pleasant experience.

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Jesus! you must be like garths big brother!

AFAIK the current state of the art in CO2 lasers run at about 20% efficient. so your 1kW backpack (and having seen a 600W co2 laser - about the size of 2 filing cabinets - back pack is pushing it somewhat) would need a 5kW supply. the thickness of the cables would severly limit 'portability' even if the 1000 odd kg of back pack didn't

:D

nice idea though

Hybrid CD vinyl unites warring tribes

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WTF?

lol now thats what I call inverted snobbery

What an immensly stupid idea.

A total and utter wast of time.

Apart from anything else if both formats can be played back to back, throught the self same signal path then the vinyltards will have to finally accept that

a) you cannot hear cds aliasing and,

b) vinyl sounds like shit to start with and only gets worse with time.

Apple reels as Steve Jobs Flashturbates

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FAIL

Techie <cough>bollocks<cough>

Point 1

you are by your own admision a fanboi, therefore de facto a NON techie. You are a consumer.

Point 2 _any_ genuine techie with 35 years experience would know full well that the speccy infact did use a Z80 chip. So if cs5 was ported to the spectrum it would not then need to be re written in Z80 code as that would have been a_fairly_important part of porting it to the speccy in the first place.

hint - if you want to look like a techie - wiki things first. wiki may be lagley bollocks, but it's a damn sight more clued up than you (see points one and two)

CBI calls for other people to suffer cuts

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Congratulations...

You managed to stop short of saying that 'there is no such thing as society'

Which statement of course is the bigest driver to our society being in the shit today.

The stuff you are whinging about (which i tend to agree with - but I am a little less, err... national socialist about) are about the social responsibilities of the individual.

Question then is when a school leaver who has been failed by the education system, and therfore un-able to get a decent career, failed by 'The Market' so is functionally homeless, and will be for the forseeable future. Endlessly bombarded with expectaion raising consumerist propaganda from the media. possibly picking up the occasional stories of how pretty much all of the great and good in our 'society' are self servinge greedy bastards with both feet in the trough.

Why should such a person give a fuck about social equity? I dont see them getting any of it.

An entire council estate of sprog poppin doley skagheads will in the course of their miserable existences do far less harm to GB plc than one tosser in a corner office of a steel and glass skyscraper taking the UK economy to monte carlo and puttign it all on red.

and fyi we haven't had a labour government in this country since 1979 (dont be fooled by tony blair - so nearly an annagram of tory plan b)

Small biz quakes as Budget shadow looms

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bit more complex

the car's MPG is not part of the calcs. but it is banded on what you can claim, I think it's about 45p a mile for he first 10k miles then 30p thereafter. Which I think averages to 40p/m (cant be arsed to work it out) but fuel costs have at least doubled since the rate was last changed. which feels a bit like I'm gettign screwed, but then again I still get about twice my petrol costs in mileage, so I cant really grumble, and the other costs of wear and tear, insurance servicing etc are somewhat moot, as if I didnt get the mileage, I'd still run a car... which would need servicing insurance tax etc

also the rules re: company cars have changed a lot too in the same time period.

confusing gov website fails to explain it clearly here.

http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/manuals/eimanual/eim31200.htm

ID cards poster girl laments her £30

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bollocks

looking 'aty' what he did...

MP's mis-claiming is stealing

end your internal dialogue, you are wrong.

it's just there is one law for the rest of us schmucks.

and another for our political overlords.

and it fucking stinks.

There is a whole other debate about sexuality, for which I feel a great degree of sympathy for him -although the 30%? who think it's wrong to be gay. (elsewhere in this thread) almost certainly thing being a 'lib dem' is wrong too, so thats not really a defence.

It does seem that this whole gay angle to the story is something that has been rolled out by the spin doctors to try to mitigate the misdeed.

The whole 'repaying' over claimed monies is bollocks too

And I'm not singling him out IMHO (lol) 100's of the theving bastards should be in the dock. I claim expenses as part of my job, and the rule is; if i dont have receipts, or can't otherwise demonstrate that an expense was incurred i don't claim it. I have no problem with that. but i fail to see why anyone else should have a different arrangement. ESPECIALLY when I am footing the bill.

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wtf

he made claims that were against the rules, that is why h elost his job

and we all know that making claims against the rules is what mp's do when the rest of us steal.

He CHOSE to keep his sexuality secret. AND he CHOSE to enter public life.

and then he chose to stel my money. and for that he deserves to loose his job.

end of!

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off topic

I really couldnt care less what he does in the privacy of his own home, or anyone elses for that matter.

And yes it is shamefull that he feels he has to hide his feeleings. not just from the press and parliament, but from his own familly too.

what I object to is the fact the basterd stole 40 grand of my hard earned, for no good reason.

and what I'm REALLY pissed off about it that it was a lib dem caught with his hand in the till.

bugger!

Drinking coffee offers no real benefit, say eggheads

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2 cups.. shouty??

I never noticed the caffene lift, and reckoned it was all bollocks, being a 20 cup a day man since i was knee high to a plectrum.

then I got me one of them there esspresso machines...

Still kepy my old 'fat bastard' size mug.

drining 4 or 5 pints or esspresso a day for a week dont half impinge on your perception of the world!

also makes ones teeth itch

Steve Jobs talks Flash, 'lying S.O.B' devs, sex, and Gizmodocrime

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FAIL

title

How can minimalist design sensibilities be form over function?

real easy. look at and piece of iCrap very pretty not great technically.

The thing is made so bois want it purely on it's looks, on the cache they asscociate with the design cues irresepctive of how it or jobs behaves.

hence form over function (i.e. the form of the thing if of greater importance than it's function)

Simples

oh anf BTW relativity is not a problem requiring a solution. Its a theory requiring proof or repudiation.

now Fermats last theorem....

lost :D

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whoosh mk 2

The point is that ther maker of my car ADVISES me on best practice. eg recommends bridgestone xyz tyres. should I choose to run it on goodyear ABC's that is up to me. the rims are all standard sizes so I can do that. (apple rims are all non standard - policy from day 1) and if I get less mpg and complain they may well point this out to me. I seriously doubt they would void my warranty.

apple is telling you who can ride shotgun! you plum

U could hack the ECU it's called chipping, and quite popular and - no they dont run like shit, they run like shit off a shovel (dont think nissan ever made a 1200 horse skyline, but they do exist), and yes it needs to be done right (thats kinda the point you are failing to get). Sure if the engine went bang I'd be on my own. but if I chipped it and the door hinges rusted through and the door fell off. I rather think my friendly dealeship would take a different view. if they ever wanted to see the colour of my beer vouchers again they had better.

This is the thing you bois dont get. Us competent folk don't mind rolling up our sleeves occasionally, getting in amongst the noughts and ones, or cogs and bearings for that matter. We dont like it when big brother or god or whatever imaginary friend you like makes all these choices for us. especially when said big brother or god or whatever imaginary friend is clearly a meglomaniacal asshole, with an at best a tenuous grip on reality.

The fact you are afraid of tech, and just want its (limited) functions to work when you are trying to impress other bois and are prepared to forego any and all control/ responsibility for it. speak volumes about you and says sfa about the tech.

Hardware, OS and software are all different things (i appreciate you dont get this - but believe me they are)

When I but a car I take it as read i determine the route, driving style and what colour fluffy dice I hang on the mirror. Okay the type of fuel it uses and the number of gears are down to someone else

When i buy tech i determine the harware make, OS type and software that I run. the kind of display drivers and processor are down to someone else. but software??

_I_ choose! and Bill Gates, steve jobs, hell even John von Neumann and Alan Turing himself can go fuck themselves.

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Joke

brave

I must say it's vey brave of Mr jobs to counjour up images of cars and trucks when in effect he's trying to flog the world a shiny new bike

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whooosh

and there goes the point...

right over your head - id say as usual, but you are an anon cowherd

quelle surprise

boitard

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FAIL

and another thing...

does your washing machine (un jailbroken) decide what detergent you use? or whether you can wash colours, whies or a mixture. or select the temperature of the water??

if you pulled your head out of your arse (theres an app for that) for just a second you might inderstand the question.

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step away from the koolaid there fanboi

wtf are you taking about?

My car was designed by some dude in a drawing office somewhere (NOT on a mac btw :D), marketed by some suit in an office somewhere, built by a bloke with a spanner somewhere else.

but..

ITS MY FUCKING CAR!

what is your major malfunction dude?

Woman sues Google after highway knockdown

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fair point

and even that <ahem> victory is dubious. (hehehe george dubious bush!)

but isnt the justification for all them loonies in the boonies armed to the teeth, their second ammendment right to bear arms based on the idea that the people stay tooled up so if the government gets up to any hanky panky their tenure can be terminated, with extreme predjudice?

So where was the NRA when ther very purpose thet exist for came into being?

tragic.

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bollocks

these kinds of stories always come from the shallow end of the pond.

burned by coffee, sued maccy dees - a yank.

got in the back of a winabago to make a cuppa - cos it had cruise control - nutha yank.

got in a wreck cos too lazy to look over shoulder before pulling out - that would be a yank then.

the overwhelming majoriy of darwins - you guessed it

plus electing BUSH

TWICE!!

you may not all be hard of thinking, but a demographically significant number are. And your legal system is bizzarrely skewed in their favour.

Just once i'd like to hear a verdict "to stupid to deserve the protection of the law, oh and PS you are off the electoral role forever"

BBC upgrades iPlayer to allow 'social propositions'

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Joke

Funny you should say that....

a) surfing tinterwebs IS a solitary activity

End your internal dialogue.

It is.

if you see 2 or more people at a computer. 1 is surfing the others are watching the first one surf.

(unless a revolutionary and magical multi touch devise is involved :D)

b) if I see a great tv programme and want to tell my mates about it. I do. I speak to them, either directly, on the phone or cut and paste a link and mail it to them. and we watch it _together_ which makes it better (thats why canned laughter is used on so many shows, makes us feel part of a group)

and as for this kids on the lawn.

bolux to em,

you rolls it

you mows it

you feeds it

you rolls it some more

then a bunch of hoodie wearing neanderthals get on it, gobbing everywhere and stubbing out their fags all over it.

it's my lawn and they can piss off to their own bloody lawn!

Humbug

Cray-1 resurfaces in pieces on eBay

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discrete components?

really?

with no basis othert than my own prejudice, i'd strongly suspect not.....

and after a visit to wiki (whaddy mean unreliable) aparrently not

the cray 1 was the first cray using IC's.

the power/heat generated by even a little transistor is vast by comparason with the admittedly crude IC's of the day.

Plus (also a bit of a punt) I'd say things like thermal drift and hFE variations would be far less of an issue with IC's

Terence Conran slams 'appalling' Olympic mascots

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white it is true to say

That Conran is an oaf of the highest water, and that the design of a 3rd rate temporary whelk stall (non-wobbly) would overtax the , ahem abilities of foster.

The fact remains the mascots are pretty shit, an the whole limpiks will be too.

but when push comes to shove, who actually gives a shit? another 2 week upheaval of the tv schedules, london rush hour made even more unbearable, another 10 million armchair experts in 3-bloody-day-eventing.

wake me up when it's all gone away.

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do I hear...

the tell tale rustking of a tinfoil hat.

I rather think i do

Secret US spaceplane spotted in orbit by hobbyists

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good point, and well made sir

Though to quote another great merkin - bill maher (actually on the subject of a french election), 'we couldnt get 78% turn out in an election if the vote was between tits and bigger tits and the government was giving away free samples'

(BTW bill you owe me a new kbd and screen for that one :-D)

so all bets are off regarding the NEXT administration, and sadly you just know those people are sittin on their porch, watching russia, biding their time....

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come in achmed im a dinnerjacket...

so the us are militarising space...

what abour non proliferation agreements?

lest we forget amidst all the concern about N. Korea and Iran, there is only one rogue state that had ever deployed a nucular (lolz) weapon.... twice

I say bollocks to our space nuke totin rednecked overlords