* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Runaway hydroponic fungus attacks real-world Starship Voyager

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Joke

dunno...

wife in the first place!

stop press trekkie does it with a gurl!

Min of Justice to crack down on dodgy compo claims

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WTF?

get the fuck outta here!

So CFA's mean I pay extra legal costs cos my solicitor lost his last case.

which means that (correct me if i'm wrong);

A. Greed McBastard makes a bogus claim.

Sue, Grabbit & Scarper excersise poor judgement in taking on McBastards case.

and I get to cover S,G & S losses.

FTW?

how, pray, is that fair?

Disappearing filth leads to dropped charges in extreme smut case

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FAIL

doh^2

I take it you _meant_ <ctrl>-X not <ctrl>-V there

<ctrl>-V is paste as any fule kno

Anonymous attacks Tunisia: Zine El Abidine Ben Ali offline

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People's Front for the Liberation of Judea

Spitters!

Beaver, correctly used, 'could save ecosystem', contends prof

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Furry gobblers ideal in conditions of thick wood

fnar fnar

thats all

US woman sues again over XP 'downgrade', seeks class action

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FAIL

err dude

even pc world will sell you a box of bits for you to screw together yourself at home, and add whatever os you like.

of course thats not the cheap option it used to be, which is kinda begrudging credit to the likes of dell/hp et al

In-flight fight for stubborn iPhone-loving teen

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Joke

If you can really down an aircraft with an iPhone.....

i believe theres an app for that

No more books on Ireland's banned book list

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and so they are dragged kicking and screaming into the 17th century

careful now

Down with this sort of t'ing

etc

etc

etc

credulous dullards

Assange: Text messages show rape allegations were 'set up'

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independent - MY ARSE

thats all

'Blitzer' railgun already 'tactically relevant', boasts maker

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WTF?

pardon

thats all

WikiLeaks supporters milk Twitter API in DDoS attacks

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but it's tinternet!

it was designed by warmongering types (and al gore) specifically to resist this type of attack. it is by definition a resilient, massively redundant network.

if uncle sam tries to take it on, uncle sam will come a cropper.

they are, of course way to arrogant to even consider this eventuality.

problem with policing the net is that it ISNT ANYWHERE. immediate issues with jurisdiction arsie as soon as you try to do anything.

now if only we had a robust international legal framework, which we dont because........ merkins will not allow themselves to be subject io international law, the geneva convention, or the UDHR.

the words petard and hoist come to mind.

If the american government starts clamping down on the freedoms of the free (clipper chip anyone?) then the second ammendment will be activated as soon as you can say 'squeal like a pig, boy!'

and we'll have a whole new way of doing things in the land of the free.

and with the bullet holed hides of the old admin nailed to the wall in the oval office the new admin will mind it's p's and q's... for a bit.

or maybe not

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you said it

you ARE part of the problem.

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clarification reqd.

these here muppets,

are they the campaigners for free speech and democracy, or the evil warmongering merkin gubberment?

cos i know who's heads I'D like to see on a spike

WikiLeaks payment service threatens to sue Visa, MasterCard

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FAIL

wtf??

how can a post on the one hand have negative comments and then be downvoted irrespective of content.

the negative comments are the CONTENT, ergo the content must be assesed to meet the first clause. thereby making the second clause..... a load of old sour graped bollocks

you just have the hump cos you are on the wrong side of the arguement

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surely you mean ALLEGED rapist

A fine distinction I know,

But as you are choosing to take the establishment lackey line i think it's worth pointing out.

Now then, then what random accusation can i make against you, for somewone else to then go on to assert as a fact?...

terrorist??

paedophile??

republican???

... no Im better than that. A lot better

I guess you are just lucky I'm not in politics

Blighty's kids nosedive down global reading, maths rankings

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5 ways to do everything takes time, effort

let me introduce Microsoft (insert name of app here) and of course autocad.

5 ways to do even the most simple task is the new black dahlink

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what bollocks

it all went titsup under the tories as any fule kno

student loans, endless fiddling with the curriculum and exam systems, and the frankly mental idea that 50% of out kids should go to college. (thats a 500% (maffs or wot!) increase over the old level of....

....

....

10%

THATS why we cannot afford free places for all, theres FIVE TIMES as many of the buggers.

AND ANOTHER THING! all the lazy buggers are doing meeeja studies or norse bleedin mythology at uni, which is why we are at the arse end of league division 2 in all the world rankings.

fyi going to college these days is

a> no guarantee of a job, good or otherwise and

b> no guarantee of higher earnings.

for me a 21 yo who has worked, at a real job, for 5 years is of infinitely more worth than one who has spent the last 3 years watching whatever replaced richard and judy.

Alan Sugar's 'cockup braindead in call centre clueless' BT row

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WTF?

'in the field'

talk about putting a jumped up barrow boy on a pedastal! - atleast 'tory plan b' (so nearly an anagram) the old PM did it for a wheelbarrow full of money.

I was taught networking by one of the poor sods that degenerate had reverse engineer the bios for his first 99.9% pc compatable computer. (the missing .1% being... any functionality at all) drove the man to drink... and even worse teaching at a crappy provincial college

ASSANGE ARRESTED in London - in court later today

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WTF?

on a related note....

I trust you take the same approach concerning bush and blair in regard to warcrimes?

thought not...

back under the republican rock for you for another 2 years

'ALIEN' LIFE FOUND in California

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new kbd please

spaffed!

lulz

iOS upgrade cocks up iPad USB connections

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FAIL

did you use a fondle slab for them power calcs

I think you are missing a 0 from there somewheres (100mA vs 20mA praps?)

just a zero, which is nothing really :-)

Ford secrets thief caught red handed with stolen blueprints

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fail - dodged

wtf?

copying american car designs?

why?

like copying french assault plans or a british menu.

narrow escapre for the peoples car plants

Turing papers could be saved after auction fail

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OMFG!!!!!!!11111

Well I didnt see it until you pointed it out.

Hasbro unleashes 'Spastic' Transformer

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Coat

ooooh errr.

perhaps cunning stunticon would have been better

Tory councillor arrested over 'stoning to death' tweet

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FAIL

title, letters etc etc

he got a criminal record cos he broke the law...

thats how it works.

Clive Sinclair unveils 'X-1' battery pedalo bubble-bike

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title; words numbers no names no packdrill

Clive sinclair is known for leaving no corner uncut. no matter how much it undermines the functioanlity of the basic idea.

Given this basic idea was/is/will always be a non starter thats some achievement.

Who cares its an over priced, useless piece of dangerous crap.

It's what sir clive wants us to have.

The big question now is what will sir clives up coming celeb fragrace be called?

the smell of failure

ignominious (with reverse polish pheremones no doubt)

this guy was an irrelevant twat in the 80's and time has done him no favours.

Boffins mount campaign against France's official kilogramme

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marked as an impostor

or of course an american, they do love their centimetre. dolts

even better than that, in some states some utilities use imperial and others use metric, giving rise to such wonderful questions/statements as 'our 110kV cable runs 85m alongside the road, 3m from the kerbline, the 9 inch watermain joins out route 54 feet from one end and runs 12 feet 6 from the kerbline... so when we energise will there be a bang?

metic is the only rational system, I had endless arguments with my old man about factors of this that and the other, and roman soldiers getting their bread for a fortnight. it's all bollocks.

Any measurment system can me useful so long as there are human scale units in there - microfortnight, attoparsecs, or indeed the bulgarian airbag all work. though with a rational system you dont need to remember millions of factors to convert between them eg feet per second into miles per hour etc etc etc

more interesting question is _why_ is THE kilo gaining weight whe compared to al lthe witnesses?

Power grid scare stories a 'bunch of hooey'

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Joke

dear sir

i represent a greedy power company and am grudgingly expanding our infrastructure.

to this end i would like to stick a pylon in your backgarden....

oh, you want me to do what with my pylon???

i could try that, but id have to cut the crossarms off it and use a bloody big pot of vaseline

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pylons area lot tougher then they look

in a RTA a few years ago 1 leg of a pylon (an L4M no less, so not at all beefy) was completely taken out the pylon remained upright.

These things are designed to meet pretty severe weather conditions (9.5mm of ice and a 380 N/m wind) and still maintain a factor of safety of 2.5.

Stuxnet 'a game changer for malware defence'

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Coders...

should really STFU when it comes to anything to do with the real world.

its just embarassing.

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LOL

GOOD GRIEF

Google robo cars drive selves on public streets

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What happens if the car in the lane next to you has a tire blowout??

exactly the same as if there was a 1/2 asleep meat driver at the wheel... a wreck usually.

2 vehicle accidents happen as, well accidents

40 car pileups on the other hand....

Im sure in 20 or so years we'll all be as blase about them as we are about tintenet these days;

access to a 100 gusquillion facts (some of which may be true) at the touch of a button. no problem.

car that drives me to work? woo hoo, an extra 45 minute lie-in

Ofcom imposes new rules on silent callers

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the only solution is addresses not numbers

then we know where to send the nail bombs to

Fruit bat fellatio team crowned Ig Nobel laureate

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WTF?

Wait a minute.....

Swearing relieves pain? where have I seen this before?

Thats it! this weeks mythbusters on discovery.

must fail as an ignoble cos if jamie and adam have done it it *must* be good science

Über-zombie cookies give us the fear

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what a great idea

1/2 cookie, 1/2 rootkit :-D

bastards

Universities warn Willetts on science cuts

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I Wonder...

Will just as much scrutiny be applied to bulshit mickey mouse degrees (meeja sutudies et al) which contribute less than nothing to society?

or is it to be a case of a gubbermunt that knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.... again.

Swedes brew up 18.5 per cent 'Ace of Spades Porter'

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our survey said......

uh-huurrrr!

thanks for playing here's your blanety-blank checkbook and pen and busfare home.

from personal experience - bismark is proper no shit brewed beer, i thinkthere is something that sounds like freeze drying involved in the process.

more a nod in the direction of applejack i suspect than say bunging antifreeze in cheap hock :-)

btw it tastes revolting, hangs around on the palette for ever.

US college girls: Fatter roomie helps control 1st-year plumpening

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title etc etc

embulgen

lolz,that *another* new kbd you owe me please lewis

Paris brushes off Japanese ejection over coke bust

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Pint

too much

way to many lolz to list

talented heiress indeed

Piracy threats lawyer mocks 4chan DDoS attack

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WTF?

AD??? i think not,these fucktards lack the balls

So the ACS annual charabang goes off a cliif killing all 48 scum sucking shitheads on board

whats the tragedy?

4 fucking empty seats, thats what

the old uns are the good uns.

yay for the blackhats

Harrow flicks pirate thrown in slammer

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all this....

for a poxy screener, whcih no one will D/L

poor sod/dickead/hero of the revolution (delete inaplicable)

Voice of America chap ejaculates over Paris Hilton

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Joke

furry front bottom???

that's like so 1980's

Wikileaks will soon post biggest military leak ever

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<cough>redneck fuckwit <cough>

thats all

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time shift...

... are you talking about concorde? georgetown?

get a grip for christ sake.

walking slowly towards a massively superior enemy and trying to play them at their own game is not brave or honourable, it's a fucking senslese waste. (see WW1)

so you thinks about it.

hides in the bushes and shoots the redcoats/infadels in the ass after they have passed by

simples.

Koran-burning 'pastor' loses website

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good point, well made

but palins nut-job credentials are a given in any situation

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you know you are in the shit....

when Sarah Palin thinks you are a nut job.

I saw this moron on tv last night banging on about going ahead if theres no sign from god.... man i was praying for a thunderbolt right then...

nope. invisible, impotent friend it is then.

PS, that money in germany was just resting in his account by the way

Google Instant – more searches, less thought

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utter

bollocks

waste of time

thats all

Oz pedestrians fall to 'Death by iPod'

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ditto

except I'm a motorist and YOU are in my bloody way on the road.

Given that I pay road tax, insurance, keep my vehicle (demonstrably) roadworthy, providie myself with sufficient training to operate safely - what exactly are you bringing to the party?

fuck all, AND you are holding me up

</GrumbleRant>

Two-lane BRIDGE FOUND ON FAR SIDE OF THE MOON!

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Joke

true

but the lack of a requirement to plan for a return trip will make the task easier....

Dell Streak causes user fury

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...assumption that Dell would take care of it.

there's your problem, right there