* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Stephen Fry cans Japan trip over nuke survivor quip

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unlike...

my poor old uncle fred who died in his 20's - before hed even finished building that fucking railroad!

BBC apologises for Top Gear outrage

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Listen to yourself! ffs

Proper national stereotyping should only be applied to oneself...

bit of critical thought

I'm welsh (can't help it)

I live in essex. (i could help that, but what can you do?)

i get to hear a lot of sheep jokes,

it's a bit tedious sometimes, but there you go.

my fault for being an exotic foreigner.

should i take offence, wales is, after all, a different country.

what about yorkshire types taking the piss out of southern softies? same country..

people from colchester taking thepiss out of them from ipswich

people from my street taking th episs out of people from the next street...

and on and on.

and before you know it them fucktards who want sharia law in this country have won!

fuck em, if someone says something that offends you, say so and if they reply tough, or bollocks or simlar, then suck it up. Dont buy their product/watch their show or whatever.

NO ONE has the 'right' to go through life without being offended.

as Bernard Manning said......

Mac App Store: Developer godsend or Evil Empire?

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Jobs Horns

Mr Siebel, meet Mr Jobs

look at how long we've been around, look at what we've done," he said. "We can be trusted with the power tools."

you just crack me up

Mexican woman gets litigious on Top Gear's ass

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1234567890qwertyuop

err clearly jezza!

He's clearly a demented old facist, as in tune with the bloke in the steet as any french bird excaiming 'let them eat cake'

But a clearly demented old facist with a witty turn of phrase.

As opposed to po faced curmudgeon

New auto-crowd tech writes better articles than pro writers TRUE

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CMUSCSHCII

get the fuck out of here!

really???

Documents in Assange rape probe leak onto the net

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FAIL

unless, of course...

And i'm just thinking aloud here..

The us govt arranged for these 'statements' to be made (actually having statements makes the case look more credible than a nod and a wink between the us gov and swedish gov), so that credulous dullards like yourself would be duped into thinking this case was anything more than a load of old bollocks.

And it's no surprise at all that this has been leaked - it wouild be astonishing if it weren't.

and, i'll have to double check this, but quoting the same bollocks sourse on two different occasions dosent really make the quotes anything more than bollocks in the first case and bollocks repeated in the second.

Murdoch & Co unveil iPad news rag The Daily

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fresh young generation of free-thinkers

I thought the article said this news shit :-) was only available on the fondle slab, ergo only available to mactards, who as any fule kno are incapable of independent thought, thats why steve was sent down to us, to do all our thinking.

will the presence of murdoch AND jobs ion the same scam sufficiently distort reality to suspend godwins law?

i rather think so

Official: PhD in 'Essential Oils' or 'Natural Toiletries' = 'a Scientist'

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pardon

you mean like bulshite 'dentists' in white coates telling us how their jollop will stop our modern healthy diet making all out teethe disolve....

inages of horses, stable doors and bolt come to mind...

the ASA is a joke

Egypt back online

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t'internet

in t'egypt...

smashing :-)

^garlic bread?^

Chinese 'repurpose' Top Gun footage

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Joke

true

but stop calling him shirley

Ofcom to review Digital Economy Act site-blocking measures

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Govt approved...

LOIC

FTW!

thats all

Gov unveils plans to reduce employment tribunal claims

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shirkers and good for nothings who are looking for a free ride

you there leave senior management alone!

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sounds about right

reduce regulation on employers

reduce workers rights

tories reveal their true colours, they want to see kids up chimneys every bit as much as thatch did.

Britains economy will be saved by turning the whole country into an 18 century industrial theme park.

good grief

UK.gov 'HyperHighway' aims to 'speed up the internet by 100x'

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faster, more efficient...

how much of the £7.2m will be spent on repringting all the dictionaries with the new definition of the word revolutionary?

Yuppie cellphone-style iPhone case comes to Blighty

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fashion tips...

for those who dont feel enough of a twat with just the jesus phone

Hubble squints at most distant galaxy

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Swirly thing alert....

ahh it's ok, not very swirly

Utah to honour Browning M1911 semi-automatic

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same argument....

for crack cocaine & prostitution?

there are just too many crackheads/whores in this country. and closing down the dealers and pimps wont work, cos theres so much demand....

so why wast all that govt money of trying to do something about these 'rights'

(28th amendement - i have the right to do what the fuck i like and screw the consequences - only serious)

and as for;

" It would be very nice to live in a world where it was not remotely likely that I could be robbed at gunpoint or shot at for fun "

you could!

Just leave the USA numbnuts, THAT is the point the civilised world is trying to make.

We have gun control, and vanishingly small numbers of gun deaths

You have virtually no gun control and *THE* most common cause of death to young black men is GSW (we wont even go to the 'so who cares about that' debate) and on a broader scale gun death stats that put you in the same bracket as Somalia and Afghanistan! FFS

I appreciate the americans are bred/condtioned to avoid critical thinking if at all possible but how can you fail to get it.

we dont have guns and consequently dont get shot much.

it's hardly rocket surgery

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it's the asshole using it for the wrong purpose

so how do we detect assholes before the event?

(other then the fact they have a gun?)

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I didn't buy my gun to kill people. I bought it because it goes "BOOM"

silly me

i thought it was all about small penises

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This image of the US as a place filled with gun-toting nutcases is largely a creation of the media

so the quote;

But I do know that if you combine the populations of Great Britain,

France, Germany,

Japan, Switzerland, Sweden, Denmark and Australia you've got a population

roughly the size

of the United States. We had 32,000 gun deaths last year and they had 112. Do

you think it's

because Americans are more homicidal by nature? Or do you think it's because

those guys have

gun control laws.

is not correct

(dont worry im sure he never watched the west wing)

lulz

Met re-opens NoTW phone hack probe

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significant new information...

e.g we have been found to be sitting ou our arses doing sweet FA for 4 years.

UK tech retailers are rubbish

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given that this survey backs up all anecdotal evidence

that the people working in these stores are..... eejuts.

why do you people bother going to the store in the first place?

If im going to order online, then i'll be sat at my computer anyway, so why not just get the dope from the horses mouth, i.e. Mfrs' website? it's what i have done for years.

Samsung TV app competition - no winners here

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except except

while many people have consoles there's a hell of a lot more with tellys...

true but

this is aimed at hig end tellys, so how many people have a high end telly and not a console?

More than just snow hurting small biz

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one cold month

lets have it right. It would take one cold day in hell before the bloodless nightcrawler will change tack.

like all tories from time immoral, if your skint, you are on your own

China plans city 'twice the size of Wales'

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devine

commentry

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Alert

thereby hangs a tale...

Speaking as a welsh expat...

we have always reconed that wales, if you were to iron out all the bumps, is in fact be bigger then eng-er-lund.

Couple crash into church, curse satnav

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doddery old fuckwit

thats all

The Last Airbender up for nine Razzies

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You seem to be making the same mistake as hollywood...

box office reciepts generally, and opening weekend especially, only reflect how good a job the marketing guys have done.

I for example started watching the recent version of "alice in wonderland" - ths 6th best movie of all time (well, after 1977) ,being a fan of the inesimable Mr Depp, and having enjoyed the book immensley as a child.

However, after about 3 weeks (okay 20 mins) I felt compelled to turn the smouldering pile of chud off, lest I chew off my own arm to aleviate the tedium.

Had I been stupid enough to venture into a cinema to see this film, in it's opening week, i would have certainly left before the film was over.

Yet my admission would still have counted toward making it 'the 6th best film ever made' (eat your heart out kane and casblanca!)

the sooner movie charts go the same way as music charts the better.

Gates, Woz, and the last 2,000 years of computing

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Happy

title

love the long winded hoops they jump through to make ENIAC *sound* like the first computer

<cough>colossus<cough>

Lawyer wants WikiLeaker kept off suicide watch

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words numbers etc etc

The problem with the USA.... let me re-phrase that

The MAIN problem with the USA is that they have 'god on their side'

this excuses all,

1 hand; words best health care,

other hand 50 million denied access to it - god wants it that way.

1 hand; give me your starving huddled masses etc etc etc

other hand; green cards conditional on employment leading to green card slavery - god wants it that way

1 hand; land of the free

other hand: 1 million (mostly black and hispanics) in prison.- god wants it that way

1 hand: democratic republic

other hand; practically you have the choice between the far right and the loony right - got wants it that way.

1 hand: the worlds policeman

other hand: see themselves as above trhe law - god wants it that way

Just as there can be no negotiating with fundamentalist islam, their belief, their god. logic, common sense, or negotiation have no place in their tiny world view. God wants Jihad

The USA is EXACTLY the same,

just a different invisible friend

actually the same invisible friend, wearing a different patterned shirt.

that would be the self same invisible friend as israel

I rest my case

a pox on the lot of em.

Galileo euro-satnav 'driven by French military', says sacked CEO

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okay then...

for sale:

french assault rifle

never fired,

only been dropped twice.

ai thankyew

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Coat

since they allow for precision-guided long-distance smart weapons

so no more 'blue on blues' then

what a relief

mines the one wil all the kevlar in the back

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l'internet??

thats all

Who are the biggest electric car liars - the BBC, or Tesla Motors?

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Happy

trickle feeding some kind of rapid discharge device like a big capacitor would be the way round it

in other words a fucking battery!

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FAIL

true..

from a domestic consumer standpoint.

heres another viewpoint.

I design transmission/distribution networks, we calculate demand to be, typically, 2.5kWh per household - this makes allowance for the fact that we dont all use the same ammount at the same time.

now 32amps at 240v is 7.6kWh

oops

now imagine a street where 30% of residents drive milk floats, all on charge, all night

OOPS.

bunging more and more transformers into substations to get more MVA is not technically possible, levels of fault current become un manageable fairly quickly, in many supergrid sites its a problem already. By the time the protection opens a breaker under fault conditions then some part of the kit has been damaged by the fault current. (no we cant make the breaker open quicker)

so more and more substations...

and more and more OHL's or cables to join them all up (suits me just fine :D)

what was that about cheap leccy?

Then theres the cost of the batteries, and their ecologically safe disposal.

Not to mention the tax system currently treats leccy cars as a loss leader, that will be a distant memory by the time the average bloke in the street is in a position to buy one.

Also by then the cat will be out of the bag as to just how piss-poor all them windmills we have just thrown up are, so generating capacity will be unable to meet even current demand.....

prolly a good time to buy shares in horses

Nine per cent of gamer kids are 'addicted'

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FAIL

FFS

addiction actually means something, and liking an activity and therefore doing it a lot, dont count.

do you really think heroin adics, crack addicts and alchoholics destroy their lives and the lives of those around them because they LIKE what they are doing???

yuo could possibly talk about OCD in your cited instances (in which case you would be walking into a completely different slap down....actually the same one, but with different examples)

addictions to sex, chocolate, video games, wanking or tie collectiing ARE NOT ADDICTIONS, and rarely become part of OCD.

just a 3rd rate mind trying to add credibility to their bulshit observations.

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qualify as addicted as defined by the study

so not addicted, at all, to anything then.

move along nothing to see here.

recent studys indicate that 97.45734675684356% of dead-weight wannabe academics will claim group A is addicted to process/substance/state of mind B at the drop of a fat juicy research grant.

DWP will make feuding parents pay

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losing party....

you are suggesting the child pays????

theenk of the cheeeeeedlren etc etc etc

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This is the first real example of the public sector charging for services

says a spokesdroid, who presumably has perfect teeth and eyesight

Cyberwar hype is obscuring real security threats

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WTF?

the effects of cyberattacks are difficult to predict

so nothing at all like meat-attacks, such as the highly predictable ones in say iraq, afghanistan, oan that good ol fave 'Nam

Cable vendor slapped for unproven claims

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knob

aint no such thing as digital signal

go back to school

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oh dear

as good ol joules watt was fond of pointing out in the wireless world...

digital signal... aint no such beast in the real world

your 0 and 1 are represented as voltages with asscociated currents dependent on various impedances. And those impedances will have different effects on the various (odd No.) harmonics making up your 0 & 1 signal, softening an edge here, overshooting there. And as such are subject to the same laws of phsysics as an analog signal in a 'analog' cable.

that said 'audiophile quality' anything is ALWAYS bollocks.

these people are morons and deserve nothing but our scorn.

Assange bailed again

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Coat

centerist yank

so thats just a tad to the right of hitler then

(curse you godwin)

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FAIL

if you really gave a toss about that

maybe you woudnt have armed and trained them in the fisrt place

Researcher cracks Wi-Fi passwords with Amazon cloud

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Joke

30000 years at 400000 per second

which is a bit of a bugger when you keep forgetting it :D

and not having to enter it every day (but occasionally having to) just makes it easier to forget!

Top CEOs agree: US is down the crapper

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absolutely

or to put it another way, it's all the markets fault

(whoah!!! y' cant say that :-D, are you some kinda commie etc etc etc)

flexibility and short term-ism, theres your problem, right there

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irony

something to do with metal?

Police reject Labour MP's call for Bristol-wide DNA test

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WTF?

on a related point....

"A lot of people are worried about this person still being on the streets in Bristol and it is important they are caught as soon as possible.

why what did THEY do?

when i nod my head you hit it etc etc

Man charged in bizarre EXPLODING VIBRATOR plot

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cough splutter

west bumfuck... priceless

Becks offloads Posh Porsche on eBay

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new kbd reqd...

one of them nice murdered out uber fasionable ones pls