* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Legal goons threaten researcher for reporting security bug

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MAGIX

Meet sony, and Apple, you are going to get along just fine

dolts!

Fairlight: The Rolls Royce of synthesizers

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Headmaster

‘all the gear, no idea’

As ably demonstrated by stating the CPU (already defined as a 6800) is 3 times the size of a mackbook... as i recall a 6800- is about 3 times the size of a postage stamp.

apart from that neat article, although it makes me feel quite old to see all the amazing kit of my youth now being paraded as hi-tech fossils :-S

Vote now for the best sci-fi film never made

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or....

at least AV <liddle bid-a-politics there>

Sky in surprise duct-and-pole-sharing trial with BT

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Duh-huh!

sticking extra wires on poles increases the loads on the supports enormously (srsly). Only bt really know how knackered their oh support equipment is. There is bound to be some small print in the agreement along the lines that anyone wanting to up the load on bt's infrastructure must foot the bill for feasability studies and upgrades/replacements. This is costly - very costly.

Ducts is even harder!

I know from experience that you can forget about sharing fibres in the same cable with anyone - the commercial risk is untenable. and blowing new fibre into existing ducts is a nightmare/impossible.

so yes you can legally do it, but practically... no, or at least prohibitively expensive.

everybody wins :D

Boffins pull plug on SETI alien-seeking antenna array

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Jobs Horns

H-H-H-hold on a minute there bald eagle....

I think you'll find that IDE starts with the letter i.

And we all know who that belongs to....

so it's $5m to operate for 2 years and $500bn for the lawsuits to the end of time.

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could happen...

or to put it another way, it already has :-)

No, iPhone location tracking isn't harmless and here's why

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not so sure...

All the data really says is that that is roughly where the phone was (using tower locations not gps - rtfa), if you are in the frame for any other good reasons (hence the need for an alibi) then i'd say you were still up shit creek

ICT classes in school should be binned – IT biz body

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WTF?

how many of them...

are going to be using nested IF statements or designing databases in their eventual career?

well prolly none of them with that attitude!

maths, physics, chemistry, and code herding are all hard.

bloody hard

'cos if it was easy then everybody would be doing it.

that is kinda the point in aspiring to be a 21st century, high tech, high value, high employment economy.

but if as you say all our kids are thick as pigshit and cant be arsed to apply themselves, then i guess closing all those factories in the 70's and 80's was a really dumb move.

cos stuffing washers into the top of a shock igzorber for 8 hours a day 5 days a week, 48 weeks a year is a piece of piss

UN promises self-driving intelligent cars

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tru dat!

must have been the wrong roads, same as every other bleeder that day :-)

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<cough>

bollocks!

brum is a bloody nightmare :-D

guess id depends where you livcan and where you are going and what time, but rush hour is mental

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in the words of donald fagin

I was born yesterday

When they brought my Kamakiri

When they handed me the keys

It's a steam-power 10

The frame is out of Glasgow

The tech is Balinese

It's not a freeway bullet

Or a bug with monster wheels

It's a total biosphere

The farm in the back

Is hydroponic

Good, fresh things

Every day of the year

Good, fresh things

Every day of the year

With all screens and functions

In sync lock with Tripstar

This cool rolling bubble

Is all set to samba

This route could be trouble

(This route could be trouble)

ahhh blisss (not too sure bout balinese tech tho)

Scottish news site admits coding mishap caused outage

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lulz

consider world minus jock inventions.....

we'd all be rubbing sticks together for fire

dullard

no im not of a sottish persuasion!

SCHEITERN: Scientologists want to friend schoolkids on Facebook

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kinda

sounds just like a church to me

Wireless devices to break one-billion barrier in 2011

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cases of "electromagnetic hypersensitivity" (EHS), with symptoms ranging from

.. lawsuits to... well more lawsuits.

this is california after all, run round with your head up your ass crying about radiation from japan and the effects of rf, but curiously not too worried about the entire state slipping into the pacific ocean.

dullards

Serial hacker admits breaching Federal Reserve computers

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Joke

let me explain...

encrypted:

'oh no it's encrypted... this will take about 5 minutes longer'

heavily encrypted:

<tech takes huge toke on spliff> 'pffffft oh no dude... it's encrypted... heavy... this will take about 5 minutes longer... someone get me a pizza"

STONERS are DESTROYING the PLANET

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1 per cent of energy usage in the United States..

growing weed????

get the fuck out of here

no way.

not even 0.001%

BBC engineers see PLT knocking out DAB

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FAIL

on a similar note...

my car runs like stink on plutonium...

your kids health??? not my problem mate

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Ofcom is still digesting the research and will let us know when it has....

found enough cash down the back of the sofa to pay back the _massive_ bung they clearly got to look the other way when PLT sneaked in.

Office workers: 'The best way to upgrade a PC is to smash it'

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tons and tons...

I used to be a bench engineer for a company that did about 1/3 of european warranty repairs for one of the big named mfrs.

the <nudge-nudge wink-wink> deal was:

10 you bought a new lappie,

20 took the extended warranty.

30 destroyed said lappy when warranty was nearing expiry date.

40 got replacement lappie.

50 goto 20

the cost of the warranty was not a lot less than the cost of the machine

punters feel good, cos they got one over on 'the man' and an upgraded lappie every few years. (okay this relies on lusers inability to count)

we were happy, everyone kept their jobs and occasionally got a funny story to tell down t' pub (laptop fell in a bucket of turps anyone??)

MFR was happy, they got to shift boxes and stay in the top 1/2/3/4 slot

the only quibbles were - damaged screen (aka closing\slaming the lid with a pen left on the kbd) spills on the kbd (for pitty sake not 4 day old milk... again) which were damage, beyond that pretty much anything was accepted as accidental.

DARPA aims to make renewable power practical at last

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lol

lots of issues

i hear you, even over the rumbling of that dirt flywheel a mere 150 miles away

Paramount to recount The Martian Chronicles

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Strange it died on it's arse really...

you would have thought the lizard people would have helped it along (but on the down-low of course)

apart from anything else you could have had a cast of 1000's of holywood A-list lizardworshipers in it, i mean would you turn down a chance to be in a story written by god?

go figure

Libyan network hijacked for rebel cause

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Joke

radio spectrum is a terrific thing for despots to hand over to relatives...

when every decent person knows the correct thing to do is to have ofcom flog off it to assorted footpads, cutpurses and skulking loafers.

Official iSteve biography gets 2012 release

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lol

you forgot the part where the paper is treated to you cannot annotate it :-)

or the way random chapters will, without warning, disappear when ever the books _real_ owner desires.

A fifth of Europeans can't work out how much a TV costs

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I smell a maffs teacher

desperately trying to justify the cliff that standards have dropped off in the last 30 years.

average school leaver today is funtionally illiterate

average graduate today is functionally inumerate

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They might

a level maffs aint what it used to be!

you get a pass if when asked to add 6 and 8 you take off only 1 shoe in order to compute the answer.

Binary dinosaur drive found alive and breathing fire

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Coat

hence

tantrum beads

NoTW offers apologies, 'regret' over phone hacks

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FAIL

Just for clarification...

are they sorry they did it, or just sorry they got caught?

Energy crisis over - for 250 years?

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excellent news... un-metred heating

feeling a bit chilly, just turn on a tap. :-)

MythBusters: Savage and Hyneman detonate truthiness

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close but no cigar..

started out encouragingly... yep a parabolic reflector would be good, then blam you completely fuck it all up with " if you apply pressure whilst polishing a flat surface you will induce a very slight curvature."

how much pressure, in what direction, for how long, on what thickness of substrate, youngs modulus of which is what?. cos you get any number of curves, only one of which will be parabolic.

(i'll give you a mulligan on the 'bond a bolt to the back of a mirror' - we'll assume cyano acrilates were avaialable to the greeks and they did have the capability of producing _perfectly_ flat sheets of glass or reflective metal with a _totaly_ uniform cross section.... ho hum)

but im afraid "The focal length of a parabolic mirror does not change its effective concentration" is pretty unforgivable. the POINT of a parabloic reflector is that it takes the energy impinging on the whole surface and delivers it to 1 point - the focus (same ammount of energy over a smaller area), passing beyond the focus the reflected beam diverges, therefore dissapating the energy, so that at a point that is as far from the focus on the opposite side from the reflector will see exactly the same concentration of reflected energy.

to reitterate: The reason this didnt work for mythbusters, or archimedes is that the whole thing is bollocks.

QED

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oooh yes forgot....

thermite on solid co2!

yay

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IF IN DOUBT...

C4

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has to be said....

am i missing and eyebrow???

best ever show

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DOH

200m range parabolic mirror 1 m in dia would have a depth at the centre of .625mm to observe the effect you are looking for they would need a curved surface accurate to better than 1%.

(think hubble!)

and to aim it within 1m of a target at 200m requires an accuracy of less than 1/3 of a degree.

you try holding a 1m dia dish up _that_ still for 1/2 hour, now get 500 of your closest friends with their own mirrors to join in.

the reason this myth has failed 3 times is that it is BOLLOCKS.

the real question is why do they keep wasting their time going over and over this one

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spleen from the unimaginative

thats all

UK gov 'draws US attention' to Bradley Manning concerns

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break the law as a civilian and you end up in gitmo

thats all....

actually theres no need to break the law, luckily for manning he's not of a brown skinned persuasion

Watchdog backs Top Gear in war with Mexico

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typical

feckless, lazy bone idle downvoters, prolly asleep against a fence with blanket with a hole in it for a coat etc etc etc

Online car-buying firm agrees to more transparent pricing

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96%!

muppets.

they valued my car at about 60% of the market value in the first place. the transaction didnt proceed any further than that.

DARPA: Send limbless troops back to war with robo-arms

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Alert

bootnote....

jingoistic, trigger happy merkins with speeded up reactions?

just great! thats excatly what we need.

cant wait fort he blue on blue fest to commence

Middle England chokes on Nice Baps

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down with this sort of t'ing

thats all....

NUNS!

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could i sub-let a back room...

for the Rear Entry Massage Parlour

Ofcom forced to publish tests on dodgy radio kit

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Joke

Oh noes not DAB!

so nationally thats 3 radio hams and both DAB listeners effected!

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"Tony Blair defence":

aka lying in their teeth about it, then when caught refusing to apologise.

TV election debate 'worm' graph found to undermine democracy

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undermines the whole concept of a local representative...

in a way that being a labour supporter in the south east, or a conservative in the valleys of wales, or a lib dem supporter.... pretty much everywhere at the next election :-) doesn't?

the first past the post system has given us parties with huge majorities in the commons, with share of the vote in the 30-40% region. yet that minority support gives 100% power to (nutjobs like blair and thatch), say go to war, flog off anything we own, introduce poll tax, make being gay illegal (ok bit of poetic licence), ram through 'anti-terror (anti fredom of speech & ascociation) regulation, the fecking mandy bill FFS, and many many more.

whats even remotely democratic about that?

I'm not the greatest fan of AV, but it will clearly provide results in each constituency that are 'the least disagreeable' candidate with over 50% of voters choosing.

and anything thet results in less disagreeable politicians _must_ be a good move

Vanilla Ice to tackle panto Captain Hook

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Ice is a huge name

ice is a hughe knob

there! fixed it for you

Stop sexing up IT and give Civil Servants Macs, says gov tech boss

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FAIL

Macs represent a MUCH lower workload in terms of security,

the trouble with this is that is's a totally circular argument.

macs currently have a lower security workload because the blackhats don't see them as a worthwhile target.

Assuming HM Gov goes out and buys a squillion of the shiny shiny boxes, then that wont be quite the case, plus there is a possibility that maybe aforesaid gov may have the odd bit of data that might be of some interest to said blackhats.

Then the woeful inadequacies of the jobsian approach to security bites us on the ass - with known vulnerabilities going un patched for months at a time. (hence the low security workload!) And that is not about to change because apples invulnerability to hacks/virii etc is due to their innate magicalness as any fule kno.

couple that with apples iron box approach locking their lusers out of anything significant relating to the os - indeed they make a virtue of it (soz fanbois, but you are all muppets - it's a given). Add a pinch of apples 'you have a problem... but we allready have your cash, so go fuck yourself' support phillosophy.

suddenly paying over the odds for shiny shiny dont look like such a good deal.

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Happy

ah i didn thtink that far ahead

oh noes!!!

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you mean...

you got that far before deciding this bloke is a complete ARSE!

well done you!

1 bit of good news for the economy, the IT gravy train will resume normal service shortly.

Tesla Motors sues BBC for defamation

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Ay

Carrumba!

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do you remember the ford probe?

no?

me either, i wonder why?......

thats why the lawsuit.

NASA systems dangerously at risk from cyberattack

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kinda reminds me

of the onion article....

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nasa-announces-plan-to-bring-wifi-to-its-headquart,2299/