* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Rumbled benefits cheats offer sensational excuses

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Me and my partner haven't had a decent holiday in 4 years

maybe you shold have worked harder at school and god a better job then!

I had a couple of great holidays last year.

People like you with a crappy poorly paid jobs whinging and whining about how life isn't fair cos better people than you have better lives really make me sick.

Zuckerberg labels Ceglia lawsuit a 'brazen, outrageous fraud'

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could get accurate statistics on usage of your product - really???

cos 99% of whats on my profile is utter bollocks. i have no affiliations with any products whatsoever on there, and have never clicked on a clickthrough in my life - not even by mistake.

if i want to buy something i get screwed by google/bing/yahoo/altavista (lol), like everyone else :-)

this notional value for FB is _EXACTLY_ the same as the notional value of yahoo, which was very seriously calculated and considered by all manner of smart investor types. turns out that was all bollocks, and time will show that so is this.

Submarine seized by pirates turns up in Vegas pawnshop

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I know whodunnit

it was Rajesh Koothrappali.

obvious

Utilities turn in blacklisted carbon emission credits

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Facepalm

Carbon-trading registries represent an attempt to apply a market-based solution

And stealing emissions permits indicates just how succesful the attempt is.

all the market based goodness of, i dunno, education policy for the last 30 years, heath policy for the last 30 years, defence procurement policy for the last...... since trafalgar!

so thats the environment saved then!

Yanks officially recognise the word 'boffin'

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sure would

it would make things worse

wise up! ffs

merka is far and away the shittest place in the first world (we are having a meeting, you are being moved to a group more inline with your skills... as soon as we can find one)

And the reason for this is your ridiculous adherance to out dated uber con 'I'm alright jack - fuck you' ideology.

Sadly the freefalling standards in you education system over the last 50 years mean that now you are as a nation to stupid to appreciate the link between the policies that underpin your way of life and how shite that way of life is.

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math???

i think you mean mathematics.

mathS for short, if you must.

maybe reduced attention spa i par o th proble :-

Boffin, as has been discussed at length here, is not a pejorative term at all. Say boffin and most will have a mental image of, say Einstein, Barnes-Wallace, Heaviside, or even good old Blumlein. except for the sun reading classes who will possibly see Heinz Wolff (if an accent can be seen[ and lets face it if any accent could be seen, his must be one of the more visible]) pretty illustrious company.

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wrong?????

estury has is spelled

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aka

a prat!

Brit expats aghast as Denmark bans Marmite

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that would be

MARMiTE

Engineering student cracks major riddle of the universe

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1 down...

So just the whole higgs boson thing to sort out and we can all rupture away to our hearts content!

Judgment Day prophet resets doomsday clock

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credulous moron

really? the bible?

are you sure??

i thought it was just an unbelieveable jewish folk tale about a snake and an apple.

oh yes i was/am/will be correct.

rupture - my arse

Rapture postponed as world inexplicably fails to end

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different bible

fuck yeah!

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You could be excused for thinking that....

But all evidence suggests that each time one of these delusional fuckwits makes a bonkers prediction based on a 'scientific' examination of the bible (ffs) and the aforesaid a-crap-alyps fails to show up on the appointed date, the fervour of the sheeple is usually significantly enhanced.

What you need to remember is that the leader of these types is, by definition " hard of thinking" so imagine the depths of stupidity shown by his followers. scientoligists seem rational by comparason.

He'll spend a few weeks doing hard sums, then be back just as brazen, wrong headed, and mazed as before, and every bit as sure that then next date will be _the one_ as he was on the last 2 occasions.

and so it will continue until, either he's proved correct (unlikley in the extreme - lies to children notwithstanding) or until the acretion of egg on his face finaly suffocates him.

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religion, crackpots and the bafflingly naive

in my minds eye is a venn diagram, with all circles completely overlapping one another

Super-injunctions 'unfair' cos of Twitter gossip, says Cameron

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CTB

I thought that was the motorcycle proficiency test.

If only i knew _something_ about footbalists - or even cared.

So Mr cameron, Not everyone knows who he is. You could priont his full name, DoB, playstation network login credentials and inside leg measurement and I would still neither know nor care who he was.

Imogen Thomas???

isnt she Mr & Mrs Thomases little girl?

Powerline network radio interference debated in Commons

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And Another Thing....

Spock didnt die

- his sacrifice was minimal, in fact has sacrifice was required, or they couldnt have disappointed us with another movie

New PlayStation Network hack hijacks user accounts

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oh dear oh dear

oh dear.

the words piss up and brewery spring to mind

CATS to be saved by BLASPHEMERS after the RAPTURE

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is it a sin to extract cash from gullible fellow-believers?

Are you for real??

That is THE founding tennet of christianity - 'theres one born every day'

not to mention the LEAST worrying interperataion whe a cardinal shouts 'bring in my devoted suckers'

Teenage duo sentenced over credit card Ghostmarket

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committing fraud and evading capture by authorities

So not very good at it then.

that would give me far more pause for thougth if they applied for a job than anything else.

Apple seeks patent for keyboard that sucks

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wtf

have you ever seen a compressor?

what volume of air needs to be moved? how many keystrokes per minute???

monstrous harbles

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Happy

yup

so disgusted he locked himself away in his room _all day_ and wouldnt come out

Reg ed rattles the Red-Headed League

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if you dont believe it....

just look at nick griffen

(tho at least he's not ginger)

A couple of Gs an R and an E, an I and an N,

Just six little letters all jumbled together,

Have caused damage that we may never mend.

Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.

Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.

Broadband leads to drug abuse, say US boffins

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the problem of foreign Internet pharmacies, which are outside the jurisdiction of the US government

if only there was some kind of internationally agreed legal framework to stop this..

a kind of international law if you will, to which _everyone_ is subject. that would sort it out

US Gov FAIL

Boy George promises to cut employment rights

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oh goody

the long awaited 'kids up chimneys' bill is on it's way

Canadian kid uses supercomputing to cure cystic fibrosis

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getting a bit sick of this bollocks

poor big-pharma all those costs, small percentage probabiltiy of getting a viable product at the end of it all.

so kindly point out to me just why it is that the most profitable companies in all developed economies are bleedin pharmaceuticals???

$1 billion to develop painkillers - out of 20 attempts 1 gets to market, profit from that 1 $50 billion - overall profit $30 billion

thank god they are all such altruistic good guys, co i know i wouldnt be at all interested in those piddling little returns.

Steven Moffat fumes over Doctor Who plot leak

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could be...

maybe their planning another revolting ginger assistant - it's killed him 2wice already.

tate and langford scared the sh1t out of me far more then cybermen or daleks.

(RIP Sarah Jane - sadly missed)

Plague of US preachers falsely claim to be Navy SEALs

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fair????

If you want to bring 'fair' into it he should have been rendered down for more useful raw materials at birth.

IPCC report: Renewables can never meet energy demand

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Unhappy

examone the ter renewables

I think you'll find without the sun, solar, wind and geothermal(eventually) may run out too.

World poverty is a matter of the choices we make in the west, sadly so far not enough of us choose to give a fuck.

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May i suggest

some kind of heat sink....

a big one

Cable thieves cost UK rail £15m a year

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it was the pikeys wot dunit

i can haz £1000 nao???

nao????

nao?????

kthxbai

Pippa Middleton in $5m grumble flick offer

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fergie????

so that will be in wide screen then

Bletchley Park opens U-110 Enigma exhibit

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Coat

brace yourself

Tory PM....

cities in the north getting bombed..

p'raps recent events is making me cynical

MobileMe drove Steve Jobs to foul-mouthed fury

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Absolutely

that and checking to see if the areal works properly

Boffins develop method of driving computers insane

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Terminator

indeed

It's emergent behaviour, from complexity.

Though hardly news, i remember hearing about nets going bonkers about 20 years ago while i was working on them at college, nothing so hi tech as telling stories, but the internal architrecture (weight values applied to the input/ouput of each neuron in particular) could be made to oscillate wildly if you tried to over train a net - applied to heavy a back error propogation factor, or buggered about with it's training data sets. (think about it, yesterday 2+2 was 4, today it's 5, tomorrow its orange - enough to give anyone the heeby jeebies)

It used to send shivers down my spine to think that a bit of code could go postal, there was also a story about them dreaming too - disconnect the inputs and let it run and all hell breaks loose!

i for onle welcome our slightly flakey Si overlords

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not gigo

Theres a difference between chaos and random

NASA shortlists three contenders for next robo-probe mission

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Coat

Churyumov-Gerasimenko

Gesundheit.

Bradley Manning now in nicer Army prison

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special god-godwin case...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSXJzybEeJM

greatest ever slapdown for all religutards.

they want prayers in school? sure they can have that, if i can have this on alternate days :D

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"We will do whatever we want to do".

NEW RULES:-

motto of marine corpse (:D) from now on

semper fuck you!

X Factor hack exposes personal data of fame-seeking contestants

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wow!

now thats what I call a z list

Is there anything to find on bin Laden's hard drive?

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at last some sense...

after 10 years of smashing his encryption with the worlds most powerful super computer array, the NSA today confirmed that they now have full access to bin-ladens world of warcraft account, the top 10 islamic i tunes and 9 1/2 years worth of downloads from bombay badonka-donks.

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dunno mate...

Luton is pretty grim, but caves?? bugs???... I dont think so

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hmmmm...

hey you dont think that thats WHY they killed him?

(lets face it, if he'd handed himself personally to Ban Ki-Moon at the UN he would been the tragic innocent bystander in a most un characteristic for manhatten, but _totally_unrelated, drive by!)

Sony calls in data Sherlocks to unpick megahack disaster

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Wouldn't it be ironic

if it was found that a rootkit was invlolved in all this suspiciously overblown tomfoolery

Powerline networking pops up in Parliament

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Coat

lol

or a change to the wiring regs to requre all mains wiring be made from screened cables :-)

the perfect solution.

ofcom can be as crap/corupt as they like, plt can fuck off and stay fucked off.

mines the one with Screened Cable Mfr shares in the pocket

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true for the uk

I understand that 3 phase supplies to domestic services are/were pretty common in Germany. Although as you point out usually you'd have 1 phase to all your power points etc and a 3 phase connection in a utility room/garage/workshop

Sony implicates Anonymous in PlayStation Network hack

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shhhh

imagine if st jobs hears you say that, the legal implications for sony would be massive

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Seem to me...

“What is becoming more and more evident is that _the public_ has been the victim of a very carefully planned, very professional, highly sophisticated criminal cyber attack.

who knows maybe the sucxxors will believe it was haxxors.

US spooks to build 60 megawatt data center

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60MW!!!!!11!1!1!!!1

now THERES a big red switch i'd like to pull

Wikileaks: Canadian piracy arrests were favor to movie biz man

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Yet they didn't have the foresight to not initially fight it tooth and nail.

Really?

So cd burners becoming available to us ordinary people 10-15 years after cd roms was just a fluke?

And in no way connected with a major IP holder and major player in the hardware business being one and the same? (hint i'd send you to their website - but it's been down for a couple of weeks lulz)

CD roms was ok, cos we all went out and bought the beatles, floyd and doors all over again, writers was bad cos having got 1 copy, we'd never buy another.

Concidentally this was around the time the focus shifted to IP from 'the artifact' - i bought vinyl, scratched it, then had to buy another - i was paying for the artifact. Now i dowloads it, I provide the media, which i can back up, and restore in the case of media failure - so i am buying some kind of license.

a pox on em, thats what i say

Fairlight: The Rolls Royce of synthesizers

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actually

I was describing the CPU

theres a kind of online encyclopaedia brittanica, it's called wikipedia.

go look for yourself

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CPU

dinosaur :P