* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

US Air Force in a seriously stealthless state

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Joke

networking ability!!!!11!

so that would be wifi then, cos i never saw a mil spec rj45 socket

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i guess that depends whos flying it

you or me :D

this, of course assumes that the unreliability manifests itself prior to take off!

Q: Why do defenders keep losing to smaller cyberwarriors?

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asides that undermined his premise

not hard to imagine, seeing as his premise is utter tosh.

(unless that is mastercard is _a lot_ smaller and anon is _a-fuck-of-a-lot_ bigger that i previously thought)

and the stuxnet observation - hubris or what! i'd rewite it to say that the only people who didnt get what stuxnet really means are the idiots who wrote it, and Dave Aitel.

Apple injunction startles Samsung

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me too... 'cept

Everyone I have ever seen holding one looks like a knob from some cheesy aspritational advert.

Facebook gets creative with mobile phone data harvesting app

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Mobile Number to FB?????

That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel. Total insanity.

get the fuck outta here

Glaswegian arrested for pro-riot Facebook posts

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it could get worse

what if he claims he only did it for the lulz?

book thrown!

charge: 1st degree asshattery

SQL survives murder attempt by mutant stepchild

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WTF?

what you said...

and what he said.

it's like the same thing dude!

where "usable enough" equates to "lowering the skills bar for application developers"

and "tens of thousands on Unix, a few million on Windows"

is the state of affairs _after_ M$ became a tech behemoth

Spec set for 3D specs tech

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i was thnking dilbert...

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2011-08-02/

RIM to turn in BlackBerry-using looters after London riots

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FAIL

you have a way cool ISP

Real handy if you need to google, say 'ANFO', or get off on looking at pictures of little girs/boys/goats etc.

"potentially makes everyone a criminal"

no it makes criminals criminals.

" usually only takes 2 weeks to 3 months for their lies to be exposed for the deception they are."

lemmie guess... except for sarah palin.

oh! and best of luck pulling the plug on the web BTW

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Happy

PML

shame on you! it's bad enough him taking the short bus to highschool for 15 years.

and new kbd pls

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FFS

thats all

Microsoft vs Google patent ding dong gets stuck on repeat

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amazing....

that they got to be the biggest software company in the world then really isnt it.

E-petitions site: Death wish FAIL

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uhh.. .quietly

bliss

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majority

60 million and change populace....

sun and daily fail shifting a couple million copies a day...

need to get a petition to have the OED to alter the definition of majority methinks

(alright i hold my hands up on the x-fucktor thang... actually no i dont! they dot get 30 million odd fuckwits in everyweek do they)

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nah you got that all wrong

being on death row increases the life expectancy of black people.

ergo it's positive discrimination gone mad

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Joke

easy answer to that

hang all fanbois

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well...

i can give you a pass on the security guard thing

but professional writers, and newspapers??

would you like to have another go at that one?

Mr Bean prangs £650k McLaren

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Joke

coo!

that notebook must be pretty fast

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true...

But on top gear the other day he admitted to having put 37,000 miles on it!

quite long in the tooth for a thoroughbred

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Joke

or even

hacked beans phone to get the real deal!

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Music biz now runs on Viagra®, not cocaine

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[1]

stolen.

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or to put it another way

your average fan of an artist in their 60's is probably going to be middle aged, have a massive mortgage - far greater than the value of the property, contemplating a significant increase in pension contributions and funding their kids through university, and little job security....

If people - fans care enough about the band they'll find a way to be there. Thats why wrinklies go to see the stones.

Acoustic trauma: How wind farms make you sick

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hmmm

i seem to have said something contesious

just got a downvote on every post i ever made

how purile

(go on downvote me again)

lol

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25-30%

you are right,

if only wind could generate as much as that.

I have no objection to renewables, but wind and solar are too unreliable to use as a generation 'staple'

you need equivalent spinning reserve or pumped hydro for evey kw of wind, cos the wind sometimes stops (or changes speed by more than a few percent which renders wind turbines unuseable - same thing really) either that or a _radical_ reform of the operator licensing conditions for dno's

Big business is in wind for the subsidy. end of!

just look at the 100's and 100's of solar farm plans that suddenly got pulled when the subsidy went away a couple of months back.

blackouts - not because of lack of capacity - that is incorrect. just look at the sudden upswing of interest being shown in black start strategies by the DNO's just now, why do you think that is happening? thats a lot of money to invest in something you dont think is going to happen.

if the regulation is broke - fix it. sure it's hard, if it was easy then everyone would be doing it.

we clearly have to do something, having the lights go off would be a massive desaster, i just dont believe wind is the answer, it's politically more acceptable than nuclear, and as far as the politicians are concerned (remember what blair was like) when the strategy bites us all on the ass, they will be out of office and therefore, not their problem.

them solving their problems != them solving our problems

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theres no evidence to support this

but it's a scientific fact

you gotta love brasseye!

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errr...

few issues.

a) 1km^2 bloody small power station

b) typically located in industrial areas - do me a favour! apart from the power station they are typically in the middle of nowhere.

c) mahoosive windfarm, so that means offshore then! :-)

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common misconcenption

Wind farms are not about generating energy.

they generate something altogether more valuable

subsidy

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oh no you didnt!

The coils dont make the noise, its the line output transformer.

an thats at about 17kHz, so easily audible to the young and or asthmatic (really!) or anyone with good hearing.

'Uncanny knacks' of all flavours tend to have more to do with the knackees failure to understand probability more than anything else :-)

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i was wondering about that

motorways much worse, noise, flashing lights and air polution. of course only poor people live there, and didnt pay a premium for living in absolute monastic silence.

nimby's!

fuck em

that said windfarms are a joke, and we'll be pulling them all down in a few years anyways

'Missing heat': Is global warmth vanishing into space?

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agreed....

but you must admit, Newton was barking.

top science bloke and all, grabbity, 1/2 of calculus, laws of motion, all that stuff with light and all.

but funny handshakes? lead into gold?

mental

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FAIL

our survey said...

evolution is a theory

a theory inspired by close observation

occams razor

and finaly backed by _countless_ examples.

stuff changes, slowly, very slowly

the key word is EVOLUTION

not CREATION

bags of evidence

even ID is proof of evolution!

scripture is bunk, and with each passing day more and more of the 'outragous jewish folk tale about a snake and an apple' is demonstrated to be hokum.

so to keep the meme going, some creative (lol) creationists came up with intelligent design, lamely trying to hitch their hotch-potch bunch of borrowed superstition to the 'scientific method' juggernaut.

they are fooling no one - excepting those who were terminally gullible to start with.

get thee behind me kiddie fiddler!

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lol

top post!

although i do sometimes feel bad mocking the hard of thinking, i mean it's a bit like standing infront of someone in a wheelchair and dancing.

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Joke

AH!

a chemist, so obviously a believer.

the trouble with you believers is you dont understand democracy.

nevermind all your facts!, look at all the votes big oil can buy. it's people power man!

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:-) makes you want to scream dont it

Murdoch muscles BBC out of Formula One driving seat

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watch this space...

you never know.

the poisoned dwarf has plenty of enemies up and down the pit lane

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hilights???

what hilights?

alonso passing vettel into the first corner...

then vettel winning th erace

coo!

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Unhappy

it;s all very well slagging of ITV

but BEFORE itv took it the beeb had F1 for decades and with the singular and notable exception of one M Walker the coverage was APALLING.

live races getting bumped for snooker

horse racing

even fucking bowls for crying out loud!

the only races you could guarantee seeing live from start to finish were the ones taking place on the other side of the planet.

so ad breaks were a pain for 5 minutes here and there(and a few breaks were horrendously positioned), better then 40 mins of edited highlights on monday night on BBC2 - and thats your lot, which is what we used to get.

It will be a shame to see it go to sky, like many i will not be following.

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not a good plan

dont support sky

and dont support dipshit landlords who support sky

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why all the downvotes?

I've been watching for 40 years and for the last 20 the previous commentard is about right - 10 minutes of intense excitment in about 2 hours of endless round and round - thats why the commentary team are vital.

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thing is...

footbalists work for 45 minutes, then take a breater (cant have the poor dears getting out of puff) then do another 45 minutes stint.

F1 is 2 hours in which mostly nothing much happens, but sometimes incredibly exciting stuff happens, and no one can predict when.

which buggers up the advertising schedule

Obama drops Twitter bombs on debt-ceiling foes

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FAIL

people be more responsible for themselves

I think the tea parties nutter in cheif palin, would take issue with that if the MASSIVE subsidies given to deadbeat states like alasks were to go away!

UK Cops 'duped' into arresting wrong LulzSec suspect

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odd that

all police dramas fro the last 50 years are based on the premise that we are the nice coppers, not like them violent, corrupt old bastards from 10 years ago.

willing suspension of disbelief fail

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Holmes

much more sophisticated techniques...

e.g.

red is positive

black is negative

make sure to keep his balls nice and wet

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on point 2

nO the bastards wont

Virgin Media sees 36,000 cable customers scarper in Q2

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WTF?

bit flakey???

i do hope thats a euphamism for 'fucking useless', cos thats how i'd characterise my v+ box.

needs a reboot just about every day. lags like a bastard when you try to change channels Although, really helpfully it queues all the additional (is this working?, did i press it right?, are the batteries on the way out?) presses - so when the desired channel change eventually turns up, 10 minutes after the preogramme you wanted to watch has started, you are then treated to the UI (lol) going mental for the next 5 minutes.

VM router needs a reboot every time i log on.

and dont even get me started on their website or customer care.

come to think of it, why am i even a customer....

Police arrest alleged LulzSec hacker 'topiary' in Scotland

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or maybe

they got the wrong bloke (yeah i know that is common knowledge by the time i write this")

and the plod fucked it up again.

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lol

as no doubt would be the jacals!

George Lucas defeated by Stormtrooper helmet man

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long time ago, galaxy far away...

nope that suggests to me bloody long long time ago (this assumes the films were shot with the mother of all zoom lenses)

Legal expert: Letters can be evidence, so can Facebook

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difference is there's a judge involved

as opposed to gumshoes, coppers and politicians

So that would be a key difference then!

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and when the first post...

is me poking my lawyer.

it's all inadmissable :D

(yer know i thought about law as a profession, would have done so. but for the rigour of the exams, people come staggering out of exams saying 'god that was rigourous!' so i beame a coal miner, much less rigorous, in fact 1 question; 'what is your name?' I got 50% at mine)

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advisable???

it's bloody well obligatory if you want to get on in thei church sonny!