* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Apple drones reject American drone-strike tracker app

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presumably that will interrupt their 'partying while black people drown'

bummer - sux to be rich

3,000 Guild Wars 2 gamers banned for flogging stolen loot

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Re: Oh wow what the fuck?

They really expect that you can be legitimately asked to hand over real money as one side of a contract that they claim actually offers you no rights whatsoever?

well that's solved it then - a busload of lawyers is leaving cupertino as we speak and will sue them out of existence.

'FIRST ever' Linux, Mac OS X-only password sniffing Trojan spotted

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Mushroom

Re: Had to happen

hang on... id didnt have to happen at all!!!1!!11!!

if i've read it once i've read it a thousand times, windoze boxes get virii cos they are crap, and the ppl who code for them smell of poo!

linuxexexe on osexexex dont never get virii on account of them being super and smashing and programmed by angels and intrinsically resistant to anything bad.

i thought it was bollocks then, glad to see you caught up at last.

now if only there was a mature AV sector to help you out... or even some kind of system of regularly eradicating vulnerabilities as they become exposed....

is that the sorta fing you are looking for :D?

Leaked Genius Bar manual shows Apple's smooth seductions

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of course it helps if your victims/targets/prey/customers are all fuckwits.

which, as has been pointed out in these hallowed columns time and time again, is indeed the case

New rule on blood-soaked metals in mobes is POINTLESS

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archeologists have just dug up the first one ever wriTten....

but they cant tell us about it, cos you-know-who holds a patent on the rounded cornered shovels they used to dig it up

British Minister likens Anonymous to fascists and racists

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So how come Tony Blair is free to persue a life of crime?

cos ite REAL hard to buy a snipers rifle in the UK

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Re: Oh come on. @Flatpackhamster

exactly.

if it had been AFTER the election (skipping over the fact the tories would probably have come third!) then the argies could have BOUGHT the malvinas for a photo of a five pound note and a million pound donation to tory central office

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Re: Oh come on.

the falklands was bollocks, could have been sorted diplomatically, but she couldnt resist the pr of waving off out gallant boys... to what exactly? sinking a hospital ship, way outside the theatre, and heading further away. thank god WE were the good guys, and selling our soul to a PROPER evil right wing fuck like pinochet was cheap at half the price.

Thatcher was in charge, we were in the wrong.

Thatcher was in charge, she was in the wrong.

fixed it for you.

you think 'what about the vegetables' was a joke???

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Re: Oh come on.

wtf???

learn to read

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Re: Oh come on.

Well the basic mistake of the assange team here is that they didn't help prop up a massively unpopular UK govt in staging a phoney war in the south Atlantic, nor allow their banking system to be used as a live test bed for the new 'I'm alright Jack, Fuck You' political system that thatch was experimenting with at the time. I mean,. be practical about it, whats the civil rights of a few hundred thousand people when set against... the total deregulation of the finance sector, giving us derivatives and sub-prime mortgages, and insider dealing and all of the other wonderful things that issued forth from the cantankerous xenophobic harridan.

China Mobile to roll-out 16GB MEGA-cloud platform

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i think the problem in china is that the people have chains in their heads, they dont _need_ something like the stazi. so i doubt ther'd be a lot of data furtling going on.

and really china so much worse than apple???

cant see it myself

Cook's 'values' memo shows Apple has lost its soul

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Re: Apple's values are important. Seriously.

Samsung is a massively profitable bottom-feeder

that just so happens to supply apple with a ton of their magical hardware.... or at least they did at the time of writing this.....

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Re: Cloud talk

'although it's frustrating that the price doesn't generally reduce over time as the competition catch up.'

and there in lies the reasoning behind the suit (we'll leave the iphones new power connector for another day). apple have you by the balls and want to do everything to keep it that way.

its just business

(oh and evil btw)

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Re: Apple have focus

FYI the 'unique' part is why myself and millions of others wouldn't have an ipod if you offered it for free

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Re: Oh come on ...

lol you said 'valid' and 'us patent system' in the same sentence.

way to demonstrate that you are a kno nothing n00b

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Re: A friend of mine works for Samsung

you need to listen to the mini-AC that wrote the first para and tell the other one to fuck off.

where do you think all this magical software exists?

in the boring chips fuckwit

and are rounded corners really a software feature??

Apple won the case cos it took place in the states where they have the best legal system money can buy. end of

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Re: Apple are another amoral company

<cough> ford copied benz and the US arms industry <cough>

grins, ducks and runs away

Apple's patent insanity infects Silicon Valley

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Re: Absolutely Wrong x2

made apple the most valuable company

only cos cocaine produders arent quoted on the stock exchange...

and your point was?

The value of the company has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with what the company does. it's just the price of a share multiplied by the number of shares. its a beauty contest, nothing more. just look at FB... it's the same company today as it was on the issue day as it was a year before.

exxon is, i believe, the second most valuable, so does it follow that exxon are more inovative than say Mclaren racing? somehow i doubt it.

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Re: Absolutely Wrong

i agree with your point except that facts :-)

clearly you are american, cos yank cars are well known to be badly designed, badly built, with these shortcomings addressed by putting a massive v8 lump in the front. (cornering??? you ever been to montana boy?)

and for the record my nissan drinks petrol like it's got shares in opec.

regarding innovation, apple dont do it. tablets, smartphones all featured in sci-fi movies decades before these devices being made (think uhura with her early 60's BT earpiece) these things are merely logical (captain) and as such, like the car with 4 wheels and 4 doors clearly not a patentable thing.

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Re: Absolutely Wrong

threw away all the existing bad phone interfaces...

oh and the ability to make calls as well!

apple are clearly the worst offender (your holding it wrong etc etc etc)

but all smartphones as far as i can tell are pretty piss poor phones!

Citi rubbishes Nasdaq compensation offer for Facebook IPOcalypse

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a series of hasty, self-interested and high-risk business decisions

interesting point...

does that mean i can get all the money i've given propping up the uk's banks back now?

nao?

what about nao??

fucking grow a pair!

PLT chair: UK Radio Society is 'living in a dream world'

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Re: db is a relly small term right? what harm can it do?

Its like the burglar arguing because he stole something a while back he sort of is "the owner" so we need to rewrite laws to reflect that.

many moons ago - i recall a tale of some slag that nicked a car, then put bucket seats and alloys on it, when said car was recovered he accused the rightful owner of theft and was successful.

(see! it's not just patent law thats fubar)

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Re: "i bet most house wiring is inspected ressonably regularly"

the main difference between leccy and gas....

if you leave the leccy alone, it leaves you alone.

but the gas will come looking for you.

yeah i know natural gas not as narsty as town gas etc etc

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Re: Erm... exactly why do we need PLT anyway?

excellent response, characterised the modern western approach to problem solving almost as well as the viz water privatisation (protest) advert 'taking your shit, and putting it in the sea'

i have a slight tech problem that i will solve by causing world+dog a massive problem.

dunderhead!

PLT is a fundamentally stupid idea, it would be nice if it could work. save loads of $$$ and a lot of pissing about with hammer drills in my grade 2 listed longhouse.

but it's broken right out of the box.

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Re: Everybody needs good neighbours

What are the cost implications?

or more importantly, how good is a cat 5 cable at delivering sufficient juice to my kettle for the coffee required to kickstart my CNS of a morning?

Zabulon Skipper: Butterfly harbinger of climate biodiversity doom?

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Trollface

Im spotting s definite trend...

twice in the above LP is described as a blogger.

Clearly a blogger is a lower lifeform that a journalist (the mind boggles, but there you are) at least a hack is in it for the bunts whereas the be-cardiganed blogger is tilting at windmills utterly failing to understand the reality of the world today. (a fair description of LP's rantings of late)

Should this trend continue, I fully expect by 2020, 2025 at the latest that LP will routinely be referred to as 'that bloke from down the pub'

of course we could do with a lot more datapoints before we can be certain about these claims, as the mechanism by which the contempt with which short sighted prognosticators are viewed is a highly complex, nay chaotic process.

Saudi oil giant seals off network after mystery malware attack

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having no effect on oil production.

well thats ok then,

(it's not like the saudis have form for telling porkies {cultural offence intended})

Boffins create 100,000 DPI image

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Re: Honest question

and 30 years of compression technology...

and 20 years of display technology....

what field lead the way in online credit processing

most tested secure sites online? anyone??

the tinterweb might have been developed my military types wanting to make things elsewhere go bang.

but what _made_ tinterwb is ladies with their shirts off!

all power to their elbows :-D

NASA’s new lander CRASHES AND BURNS

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Joke

Re: I see this...

yeah!, man thats why they putt all that lsd in the water supply!!

you can never be too careful when yuor dealing with 'the man' ya know!

Greens wage war on clean low-carbon renewable energy

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the most successful political movement of the past few decades, environmentalism

say what??

dont you think that the product of John Nash's beautiful but fundamentally broken mind - Game Theory, that's given us thatcherism, reaganism, unfettered de-regulated markets for everything, and got everyone playing the worlds biggest game of 'fuck you buddy' might have been just a tad more successful?

Video shows armed assault on Kim Dotcom family home

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Re: There used to be a time

'tends to be taken a bit more seriously.'

get tha fuck outta here - this is keystone cops from start to finish.

The real reason for the shock and awe apporoach, is cos MI5 had told them he had WMD on the premises.

boken warrant, no body armour, dodgy removal of evidence, a rapid and dynamic entry that took almost 1/4 of an hour to find the bad guy.....

You Ess Ayyy... Fuck yeah!

the term clusterfuck springs irresistibly to mind

Snap suggests Apple out to 'screw' hardware hackers

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it's AMAZING!!!!11!!1!1!

.... too see that apple have abandoned the i-everything pattern with this revolutionary u-screwed device.

persnly i think

a> this aint news apple/compac - hell even amstrad indulge(/d) in this malarky all the time.

when apple want to keep people out.. .then they just glue the whole tihng together, works fine, just so long as it's not a screen they are gluing :D

Software disaster zone Knight Capital bags $400m lifeline

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Re: but what if...

then the whole 'market is the best way to do everything' bollocks that has driven the descent of western civilisation for the last 40 years will have been proved wrong and we could all go back to being decent human beings.

as if!

Apple patents shopping lists

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sounds to me like the traveling salesman...

clearly appple havent found a solution for problems solved in NP time (maybe a special subset iNP??)...

so can i sue them for wasting my time?

oh hang on they already have a patent for Siri... forget i spoke

Bill Gates, Harry Evans and the smearing of a computer legend

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Re: Backfired

it will really backfire if M$ find out this fuckwit has tacked a fancy-pants search routine on their notepad and is flogging it as his own!

( i make this claim on the basis that i have not examined a byte of either code, but just felt like saying it - cos i suspect it's more or less true, and this guy sounds like the kind of asshole who deserves having some urine extracted)

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Re: I am thoroughly confused by it all

true enough.

but whatever you do don't add any rounded corners.

i always heard that Kildall didn't want to have anything to do with the 'suits' from ibm, and that was the basis of his not contesting ownership - for what was clearly a funtional copy of his OS. plus that was back in the halcyon days when people were more interested in the tech that monetising it/ (_most_ ppl that is)

Doctor Who to unwrap new sidekick in Christmas TV special

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Coat

Re: Not too fond on the recent incarnations,

or, as we are having Withnail, and have had &I... what about uncle Monty as the Dr with Jake (complete with eels) as the assistant.

'I intend to have you, davros, even if it is to be burglary!' try getting that aired before the watershed.

Mines the uber-cool full length leather

Scribe's mobe, MacBook pwned after hacker 'fast-talked Apple support'

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Joke

Re: oh dear

unless its a pic of you doinking the bosses homely daughter in which case it will be resurrected constantly - usually at around annual review time :-)

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Trollface

While it's no excuse to be smug, how can anyone who is familiar with computers possibly use apple.

there fixed it for you!

BOYLE and BONG: The secret story of my OLYMPIC TRIUMPH

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Re: ffs

see my original post

The lack of subtlety IS the point!

Just the kind of twat who thinks zuckerberg invented then net and kno not who Robert Kahn or Vint Cerf are.

of course its too true, that's what makes it so excruciatingly funny (just listen to anything 'fig lover' ever said - it's indistinguishable from bong. yet shes dead earnest and he's a jaded hack taking the piss - prolly dashed off over a few swifties down the trout and niblick in his lunch hour)

Clockwork Orange or Space Odyssey

pers'nly it's Malcolm McDowell and dai bowie, but i am a contrary old fart (that cant remember the names of songs very well) :-D

and to be fair kubrick (whos ego made the late steve jobs look like St Francis of Assisi) didnt credit Burgess in the movie - or even make the story told in the book, and one hell of a lot more people saw the movie than read the book....

(you'll be telling me Decker wasn't a replicant next... but that's a whole other can of worms)

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Facepalm

ffs

how many bong strips will there be before people get it?

to some irony is a synonym for metallic

Microsoft dumps Metro from Windows 8

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Re: They should do it the Apple way...

Apple the music label and Apple the computer maker

wasn't there a protracted legal case on this, and the dark side won as i recall, even though apple corps predates the cupertino foxconn re-brander by several decades

Daily Mail group in screeching U-turn on parody tweet persecution

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So its official

steve auckland is in fact a dork.

whou'd have thunk it, him being from the daily fail and all.

unless, of course, the Fail's <ahem> private dicks have already tracked him down and it turns out that hes not a dole-scrounging-eastern european-housing queue jumping benefit scrounger, with links to al quaeda, in which case the fail thinks he has the right to say what he likes.

since euro directives stopped newsprint being used for wrapping chips there really is no reason for these revolting dinosaurs to continue to exist.

If Hotmail was a person it could have kids now. But it would be a crime

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Re: Happy to say

N00b

:D

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Re: wow, I've had the same email since '97

:-) me too!

The one unchanging constant in a world of constant change.

weirdly I got my name - with no numbers, but have since changed my name, so now it's not my name, which is something I have to constantly explain to meat-space contacts.

@UnSteveDorkland Twitter satirist faces 4 charges in US court

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tweets made them feel like they were under surveillance.

In a way the living in a country with cameras on every street corner didnt?

i dont know any of the facts in this case but my prejudice on the basis of the presented evidence is that here is a bloke (not yet) caught taking the piss out of someone who has an altogether too high opinion of himself, and no sense of humour.

what a dork.

IT departments are BRATTY TEENAGERS

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Re: 6 months ago I couldn't even spell architect now I are one.

not sure whether to like this comment or not :-)

Stuxnet: 'Moral crime' or proportionate response?

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Re: @Dr Vesselin Bontchev

and how long do you think israel would be able to prosecute its campaign of genocide against the arab world with out the massive support of the worlds only super-bully?

and your point is?

btw israel and the us have nukes, and in 1 case has used them against civilian targets (i know the point has already been made - but its a pretty important point)

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Re: "it provided military options without the need to endanger human life"

It is time to get a little more serious about these things, or the next 7/7 might just be nuclear, chemical, or biological or a re-engineered stuxnet triggering a firesale in our highly automated and interconnected infrastructure.

there fixed it for you.

i think the guy who designed the Boeing 757 didn't think of it as something that would un-necasarily endanger human life. september 11 put paid to that idea.

questioning the morality of state sponsored malware is moot. it exists, and in the future those most dependent on technology will be most at risk from attack.

the US and israel developing stuxnex was above everything else incredibly stupid and shortsighted. and we will all rue the day.

Captain Cyborg accepts another degree from puny humans

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Re: Lucky escape for me

sycophantic fuckwit is a pretty reasonable description for someone crawling up the arse of on notorious media whore who has/will contribute nothing the the field cos hes too busy congratulating himself on his own cleverness on breakfast telly.