* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Pastafarians: Get your noodly appendages off that Facebook suspect

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Re: Fuck you God, Zeus, Vishnu, Odin.....

"Why can't we just send all the believers off on the B-ark already?"

follow that train of thought... and by next year we can expect to be wiped out by a virullent disease caught from an iPhone 7

what _is_ six times seven?

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Re: Fuck you God, Zeus, Vishnu, Odin.....

lol

typical of _someone_ to go letting the facts get in the way of a good story!

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bollocks!

it's all made up, gullable fool!

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Re: Bah!

scorchio

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Re: Pasta based religious war?

the crack commando regiment has already set off, mounted on a magificent herd of invisible pink unicorns

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Re: when is he being

golden dawn....

Splitters!

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Re: blasphemy

norn iron..... Noooooooo

(apply brain bleach liberally (both senses) until images of the fuckwit formerly know as paisley are washed away)

i know there is a paisly jr, and he is indeed an asshole of the first water, but he is as nothing when compared to his dear old daddy

Rapper rips up Microsoft's Atlanta store during performance

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Re: Lacking invention

maybe i missed the irony train, but machine gun kelly was george barnes a proper ganster (note the spelling) so either one of these assholes could do with some inventive capabilities, and stop rippin off James Taylor songs :-D

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Re: Hopefully...

poor piggies

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Re: Scrawny rapper?

Absolute shit,Go back and learn from the eighties.

nah m8, theres a word for people that can only talk, and make nursery school rhymes... the audience.

go back to the 30's get yo robert johnson on

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Re: "Suck my d*ck; I’m up in this motherf*cker. MGK in this b*tch. F*ck these computers,"

keats must be gutted that he missed that one.

(you are correct, i dont even know what a keat is!)

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lulz

wiggas dont read man

to busy keepin it real... real dumb that is

Op Tuleta officers cuff 2 more computer hacking suspects

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Re: "Kalmyk?" Really?

arrogant? our plod??

some of the best plebs money can buy m8

Oregon farmer devoured by own hogs

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Re: Is this the ultimate bacon sarnie?

and he died to the sound on one ham clapping

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Re: Snatch

or one really big bacon sarnie

Tim Cook: 'So sorry for Apple's crap maps app - try Bing or Nokia'

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Re: @Naughtyhorse

mine either, which is why i use my phone :D

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dunno about your atlas but mine refuses to update itself - as new stuff gets built, and never provides a hint on traffic conditions either.....

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well i doubt even apple would dare say 'if maps don't work you must be going to the wrong places'

well not now that steve has gone they wont

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Re: IE6

Google won't be far behind???

assuming that is that Google sit on their collective arses and do nothing in the mean time?

cos yes i can see that happening!

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Re: Deal breaker...luxury segment

???

it's a fucking telephone not trans-Atlantic cruise ship.

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Re: Hey Tim

yet it appears to be designed to work _this_ way???

Climate change threatens to SHRINK FISH AND CHIP SUPPERS

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Re: smaller portions for years

hey isnt that waggon wheels??

Last remaining reason to order an iPhone 5 disappears

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FAIL

"Many of us, frankly, don't get people paying attention to our thoughts ..."

thats just cos you are mental on CC m8

(and you dont say boffin anything like as much as you used to )

Samsung slams Apple patent jury, wants new trial in US

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nevermind a retrial

each and every samsung employee worldwide should be allowed to go to this hogan twat's house and kick the shit out of him.

Christian footie match ends in almighty brawl

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we're all only one step down from the trees

speak for yourself, earthling.

Now Apple cuts back on Samsung displays

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if samsung gear is crap...

how come you bought so much of it?

what was it that was defined as doing the same things but expecting different outcomes?

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this is a well known apple issue, mate had a mac (dunno which - they all look the same to me, hard to tell through the haze of pretension) and the screen went yellow, he moaned to the fruity idiot tax collector, they basically told him to go fuck himself.

one more of us and one less of them.

Apple iPhone 5 review

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Re: Obviously A Fanboi ...

"Give us all your personal data for free, so we can make a mint entirely at the expense of your privacy!"

as opposed to apples; give us all your money, so we can have all your money, we'll then secretly steal all your data and make even more money flogging that off to all and sundry.

yeah i can see the distinction

Key evidence in Assange case dissolves

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Re: potato potAto

Ahhh Matt, LTNS, still talking bollocks i see :-D

nice to see some things in this life can be depended on

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potato potAto

you say respected journalist i say CIA operative :-)

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Re: Examining the contents of an old condom...

lol

yukkk

new kbd... this ones all sticky

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'No, Stop' is the commonly accepted method....

... so saying nothing, thinking about it, pressing charges, withdrawing charges, discussing with a prosecutor and reinstating charges.... not so common then :-)

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Re: If it's not on...

but shirley when our US shill bowls up at the local nick with her tale of woe and flops out said used johnny as evidence, and said johnny is subsequently found to be an assange free zone, her already iffy tale starts to look... well 'a bit crap' is pitting it mildly.

having a piece of absolutely 'one in ten billion' chance of being wrong evidence is all very well, but when that evidence turns out to be nothing of the kind, kinda makes you ask the question, if that's crap, what else is crap in this story.

at least someone should look at the warrant and mebbe think about the decision to extradite

Oi, don't leave Cymru in broadband slow lane, MPs warn

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entrepreneurs were deterred from setting up shop there....

I call bollocks on that!

nothing to do with BB, more to do with:

1> it's mostly in the middle of fucking nowhere

2> the natives are hostile

praps i should have called bollllocs on it

(it's not racist! im a welsh ex pat.. land of my fathers, my fathers can keep it etc etc etc)

Apple wins second round of Samsung patent slugfest

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AC 08:10

That's what happens every day in the motor industry you moron!

That's kinda the point, cars have a wheel in each corner cos that's the sensible (obvious) way to do things. apple are trying (and succeeding with the help of the massively broken us legal system) to patent 'having a wheel in each corner'

are you really suggesting that the design and _function_ of every carburetor, injection system, braking system, steering system is unique?

screw it - im gonna patent 'doing things with stuff' and sue the fuck out of everyone!

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Re: Apple cultists

Yet you are still buying into their crap and justifying their behavior?

if you arent part of the solution then im afraid you are part of the problem

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get with the programme!

merkins have the best justice system money can buy... it's a fact! just ask Ojays ex wife :-)

The iPHONE 5 UNDERMINES western DEMOCRACY: 5 reasons why

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Re: iPhone owners don't have the time to care...

is that because they are all creatives?

<cough-baristas-cough>

mines the one that keeps you dry however you hold it

Boffin named Jubb to fire whopping hybrid thruster

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Re: hammond...

lol ty

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hammond...

i dunno, he _just_ survived a 300mph crash.... 1000 sounds like a great idea.

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Re: Rocket car

hammond??

he's not even a real hamster you know!

New monkey species with massive blue arse found in Africa

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Re: What's the IT angle?

BONG!

New guide: Bake your own Raspberry Pi Lego-crust cluster

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Re: Great.. .but better ways to do the power...

I do wish people wouldnt say "amperage" its so clumsy

"sufficient current" will suffice! in both senses.

</pedantage>

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Re: @Pet Peeve

i counter the 'jordan at 40' cos that will deffo be a terror flop when she whips em out

EE screams UK iPhone 4G exclusive, rest of pack sobs quietly

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HUGE NEWS!!!!

Apple to release phone with 4g!!!!

...... hang on a minute... my mistake, as you were.

GoDaddy stopped by massive DDoS attack

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Re: Hacker?

Absolutely!!!!

it's the equivalent of letting the air out of fifty million tyres, which as you point out is quite a feat :-)

not a go daddy customer, and a bit of a fan of the heffalump, so dont really give a toss

Build a bonkers home cinema

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progress...

So now all those audiophile fuckwits have pretty pics to look at - given they'll pay 10 grand for a speaker lead, just imagine what they'll fork out for an hdmi cable!

Hackers leak '1 MILLION records' on Apple fanbois from FEDS

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Anon....

Fanbois????

I like to think not

Bruce Willis didn't Buy Hard: His girls can't inherit his iTunes

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Re: Is that the sound....

Also, by the time that most of us die, our music collections will be out of copyright.

but by then someone <cough crapple cough> will have prolly patented out of copyright music.

and the uspto will let them

Attack of the Gigantic Tellies hits Berlin IFA

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Re: Think of

oy vey!!

need a 5 point harness on me seat, for fear of falling in