* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

UN to Five Eyes nations: Your mass surveillance is breaking the law

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Re: But it IS of consequence

And it's not such a long time since 'we' all made a long nose at the East Germans and Russians and all 'that lot' for their oppressive societies riddled with mass surveillance. Didn't need no steeeeenkin UN to tell us it was wrong back then.

go figure.

(not a comfortable parallel to draw is it?)

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Re: I like mass surveillance

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.....

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Re: What do you think mass surveillance is?

Isn't that the sad irony.

Bin Laden has won. He'd won on September the 12th, but our betters and wisers were too full of their own cleverness to spot this.

that's the trouble with democracy :-) look around you.... how would you feel about those people organising your pension? picking a retirement home for you? what's the odds that collectively they couldn't even sit the right way round on a toilet.

and they decide who gets to play with the big levers.

.. all we need now is to find a better way to do it :-D

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Re: Dangerous precedent

Are you speaking with forked tongue about the killing fields? That could end up with you being sent to the gulags, if Robespierre does not drive you across the Atlantic on the mayflower, and no one expects that (their chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... ).

<can I stop now please?>

go read a history book, preferably one the ex minster of education would disapprove of

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Re: Dangerous precedent

No need to worry about the dangerous precident...

He's retired now, and spends all his time in the bath producing infantile daubs of his own feet.

Microsoft: You NEED bad passwords and should re-use them a lot

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Coat

Re: Unique Passwords

on sooooo many levels

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Re: Password Managers?

DOH

i got haxed by a trekkie

Can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of PUREST ... BLACK?

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Re: BMW

OMG!!!!!1!!1!

now you will just feel the eerie presence!

yuk

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Re: hmmmm

Radar - most likely no. The cops have mostly switched to IR laser guns and this should be perfect for them. Ditto for any laser rangefinder - there will be nothing to return back, so this clearly has some very obvious applications.

I think not.

as a stripling i recall fucking around with phase conjugate mirrors - used in loads of laser applications and 99.96% is no great shakes. (think high energy - if you have 0.04% of the output of a 600W co2 laser heating up a few sq mm of the layer of a mirror a few microns thick... thats a 2 bucket fire right there!)

reflection being 1/absorption we can say that if 0.04% gets bounced. that's probably enough to be detected pretty easily.

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Re: BMW

errr...

technically if the paintjob absorbs 99.96% of the incident light you wont see anything, you will _not_ see it? see where it isn't?

</pedant>

The final score: Gramophones 1 – Glassholes 0

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Re: title is too long

I was wondering about that one, I installed itunes once, last century some time. looked at it got 1/2 hour said 'fuck that for a game of soldiers' uninstalled it. filed it away as the sort of thing people who watch the x factor would use, and never looked back.

instead I use this amazing app.... windoze exploder :-) had to kick it in the goolies a few times when it tried to get all 'itunes' on my ass. But now it knows whos the boss.

Royal Navy parks 470 double-decker buses on Queen Elizabeth

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Re: Ah! shit-for-brains-bryant

cos killing people is soooooo much more important than say educating the ignorant, or providing sheltered accommodation to the mentally enfeebled.

both subjects I should have thought would be close to your heart* <kiss kiss>

* silly me, old fashioned thatcherite - no heart in the first place.

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Re: "wot abaht 'ospitals-n-skools!"

Shirly if (presumably) your mates in the defence industry weren't such an incompetent bunch of theving vagbonds, footpads and skulking loafers, and could manage to just once fulfil a contract at least in the same decade it was supposed to be delivered in and at a cost within say 5000% of the original estimate, then we could have all the jump-jets and carriers we want... and still have enough money left over for me and the rest of the electorates schools and hospitals.

just a thought.

Journal that published Facebook emoto-furtle study: Proper boffins get CONSENT

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Pirate

Informed consent

Is absolutely required for anyone carrying out research. this was established at the Nuremberg trials in direct response to the actions of Joseph mengele and his ilk.

... the rest of this post will have to remain blank to avoid Godwin claims.

only serious.

You 'posted' a 'letter' with Outlook... No, NO, that's the MONITOR

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Re: sex

awwww bless

We need to talk about SPEAKERS: Sorry, 'audiophiles', only IT will break the sound barrier

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Re: The ear can't hear square waves.

get yourself a function generator, and one of those crappy old speakers, you can quite clearly hear a square wave(well the fundamental & harmonics)... In fact get a bunch of function generators and an oscilloscope and you can make your own square wave! from scratch :-) and then compare it to the one on the FG.

you ears may vary

What's it like using the LG G smartwatch and Android Wear? Let us tell YOU

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Re:blue waffle

eyuuuuuuuuw

yer bathplug!

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Re: Sacrificial screen?

You don't need gps on a bike!

let me help...

where are you? - in my bloody way

what's your speed? - too bloody slow

fixed

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Re:conundrum...

3 dv's

Is that cos it's hard to spot?

or in some way related to said dv-ers (and potential smartwatch owners) favourite solitary pastime?

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It _DOES_ have a point

makes it much easier to spot wankers when out and about.

NASA: Satellite which will end man-made CO2 debate in orbit at last

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debate settler?

somehow I think not.

the Atlantic ocean would have to boil away in a fortnight before a certain mr page, to name but one, would entertain the possibility of maybe revisiting some of his <ahem> opinions.

this will settle nothing.

Overclocking to 5GHz? We put Intel Devil’s Canyon CPU to the test

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Re: Upgrade time :D

<cough> Vishera <cough>

more cores

less bucks

better O/C

Saddle up for the Tour de Firmware

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Re: callow youth!

In a pedestrian/cyclist situation the cyclist _clearly_ takes priority. They are bigger, stronger, harder and faster than you! so you'd better look out.

Now in a car/cyclist situation, the cyclist _clearly_ takes priority. They are smaller, weaker, softer and slower so that car driver has to take care.

At least that's how it works on planet trick-cyclist

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when one is on the road it is ideal to bring a power source along for the ride.

which is why, my dear organ donor, I take a car :-)

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Re: Missed some

Haven't seen anyone prosecuted for running a red?

than I suggest you look a bit harder, it happens all the time. what do you think those enforcement cameras are for?

so spake the man who carried 3 points for running the lights in bilarickay about 10 years ago.

(yes I know, I would have thought being in bilarickay was punishment enough too!)

Drone-assisted Swiss construct virtual 3D castle

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yawn

autodesk and micro$oft have cloud apps that do this, and have had for donkeys

and both about 6 and a half grand cheaper than this clone

http://photosynth.net/

http://www.123dapp.com/catch

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Re:you think?

100 million points for a fairly low res model of a single building?

standard file format for this sorta fing uses about 40 chrs per point

so thats 1/2 a gig per building.....

Sure you can compress it, but that just increases processor load at runtime.

that means the next CoD will come on about 150 dvd's!

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kinda basic.

93 million points seems a bit over the top.

F1 racing ace Michael Schumacher's medical records were pinched

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Alternatively

you put the word 'target' and the concept of this pond scum in my mind at the same time.....

Finding the formula for the travelling salesman problem

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Re: Similar problem

I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit it's an old codger in one of them brown storesman coats with an impressively large back of a fag packet, and a bloody sharp pencil

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The key..

Being a bit odd, having graduated as an engineer i got a job as a truck driver for a couple of years.

I was vaguely aware of NP-C, and wondered what a practical approach to it was.

Turns out it's a shitload of experience and insight on the part of the dispatcher :-)

May not be THE optimum route, but it's bloody close to it. and there are another 20 or so to plot out before everyone sets off, in an hour or so.

Likewise with loading the truck, broadly in reverse order of the drops, but also aware of the type of equipment available at the other end - is a fork truck available, or has the load got to come off the back on the tail lift.

A graphic demonstration of the difference between science and engineering. NP-C? fuck it! just drive where I tell you to, and I scheduled drop 5 & 6 like that so you avoid the roadworks. see you at 5:30.

mindblowing.

Virgin Media boss AND ex-Murdoch man: BSkyB broadband is 'lousy'

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Satisfied..

Sad to report I have been a VM customer since they were ntl!

and am pretty happy.

(in no way related to the new hub and upgrade to 50Mb/s they just gave me for a 1 off fee of £5)

Supermodel Lily Cole: 'I got a little bit upset by that Register article'

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Re: What kind of model is she really?

Airfix?

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Re: Units?

Obvious choice of unit should be the Warhol then.

How practical is an electric car in London?

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Re: On Street Parking

and my dads jag did 12 mpg while my mondeo does 50mpg

QED

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Re: make all our electricity renewable...

Oh dear....

no we won't

as of last year the 1GW offshore wind generation input (offshore tends to feed in at 400kV) required 500MW of diesel jennys standing by for when the wind didn't blow.

the paltry amount generated by onshore wind (generally fed in to the 132kV network) really didn't matter.

As of now, the capacity for embedded generation (mostly solar, but some wind, biomass.. hamsters in wheels etc etc) on the 11 & 33 networks is maxed out, even using suicide tactics like dynamic line rating wont buy much more, and the overall capacity could run a few calculators (assuming the sums weren't too hard).

the renewables business in this country is about subsidy farming and that is ALL.

Kill the subsidy and get serious about meeting demand (this will happen in a couple of years after regular power cuts become de-rigeur) and we'll be in the nuke building business again.

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Re: On Street Parking

1) if you like electric you are not a motoring enthusiast

2) quieter cars makes for more pedestrian accidents and people who have lived next to main roads for any length of time get used to the noise and find it hard to sleep without it.

3) because pollution you cant see is not polluting??

4) Is reliability an issue with modern cars? I cant think of a single instance where my car failed to start or broke down in the last 15 years

5) Not necessarily less mass - there's a fucking great big battery to lug around, if gear changes slow you down... see point 1

6) the tesla only did well in those tests because the battery went flat before it reached the wall and it slowed to almost a halt before impact.

7) see elsewhere in this thread for the problems relating to loading even a small proportion of road traffic to the grid.

8) you do know where the batteries are made right?

there fixed it for you, with only 1/2 my tongue in my cheek

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Re: JeffyPooh In other words, they're not sustainable

my dad's jag had 2 fillers, cos it had 2 tanks.

doing about 12mpg you kinda need them.

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Re: Orly?

so you are saying a chunk off of a neutron star would make a good battery?

not for a vehicle surely, it would be too heavy to move.

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Re: death of ICE

I believe that's what busses are for.

But an upvote nonetheless - I appreciate that I and the other 25 million or so other non metropolitan drivers are a special case :-) and the article does mention London, which is a pretty hateful place to drive in.

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Re: On Street Parking

renewables, carbon capture, even nuclear are inherently polluting, and the best to be expected is more efficient solutions or small-scale remediation of their effects.

there!

fixed it for you

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Unhappy

Re: death of ICE

30k+ miles per year, at motorway speeds, sometimes 3 or 4 passengers, out in deepest darkest Norfolk miles from the nearest house, never mind charging point....

I cant wait.

IoT cup claims 'instant' identification of what's in it

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Re: Try to brew light beer, with no off-flavo(u)rs. Then do it on an industrial scale.

Kinda begs the question why fucking bother.

The cute things they say

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Re: theres more....

Helpdesk: I see, do you still have the original packaging the machine came in?

Luser: Yes...

Helpdesk: Okay, I suggest you repack everything and take it back to the shop you bought it at.

Luser: Will they replace it?

Helpdesk: No. You are just too fucking stupid to own a computer.

So, what exactly defines a 'boffin'? Speak your brains...

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Tweed....

Isn't the tweed jacket with leather elbow patches an early 20th century form of lab coat?

Oh and I propose Alan Blumlein for archetypal boffin.

unheard off (mostly)

self taught (entirely)

wide portfolio of unimaginably important inventions/discoveries (undoubtedly)

like a latter-day Tesla.....

Ooooh! Telsa!

unheard of (pretty bloody famous akshualy!)........

Damn you El Reg, Call me a Boffin, demands enraged boffin

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Re: maintenance engineers

lol

Sooooo not the british way.

We have a firm of subbies that work for us and they are all senior this and principle that (it's the higher hourly rates! see)

even their tea-boy is a senior beverage engineer.

wankers.

Cabbies paralyze London in Uber rebellion

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Re: Argument

those on low incomes..

london cabs?

can you heard yourself?

Flying cars, submarine cars – Elon Musk says NOTHING is beyond him

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Re: Shouldn't it be

right back at you m8 :-)

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Headmaster

Re: Shouldn't it be

sorry dude,

but,

boing?

rly

hav u no eard of guggle?

normally i'd let it pass but it is pretty funny.

UK govt 'tearing up road laws' for Google's self-driving cars: The truth

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Re: It's always the insurer of the vehicle that caused the incident.

Im afraid not.

it's always 'knock for knock' these days.

that way the insurers save on protracted (legal) investigations and determinations of guilt.

AND they get to load the premiums of both parties for the next few years.