Posts by Fluffykins

Mine's

One with the top off, please.

@Jason Harvey - MP3 - No chance

And it's not down to Fedora. Blame the licensors:

http://docs.fedoraproject.org/desktop-user-guide/en/sn-excluded-multimedia.html

That

just creases me up.

What about CP/M

Yeah.

There's my trousers with the 8" floppy in the front pocket.

@Kenny Millar

"Describing the current economic downturn as a 'clusterfxxk' is just base, playground level articulation and reveals the level of your intellect."

But very accurate indeed.

Personally I'd have been more alliterative and used the term: "Credit Clusterfxxk" but there again, that's just personal taste, or lack thereof.

Paris?

Well cluster whatever.

Call that a frikkin' SCOOTER

WAAAAAAY to few mirrors

Nowhere to hang a parka

and where are the bleeding foxtails then?

And no Crazy Frog comments?

Brrrrrrriiingggg d'ding d'ding d'ding ding ding ding.

Phorm

Made you look!

Does this stuff things for Phorm/NebuAd etc?

I know they don't collect your IP data, but they DO need to differentiate one target from another and issue one with a serial number.

Interesting

Fine? OK

Buit please add "And having the offender's phone stomped on in public at the roadside before being shoved up their rectum."

Actually that's probably a bit harsh.

Just shove it..

Has it an IP address?

Can I ping pong?

Fake

Glasses

Twang

Sincerity

Well, Ive got nowt to do with the US elections

So i suppose it's just a matter of time before somone knocks on my door and congratulates me on becoming President of the US.

Shit: There goes the neighbourhood.

Opals in the crevices eh?

i knew a girl like that once.

Just a thought.

If it's genuwhine Windows then sure, Miscroshaft owns the software and licences it to you and there's b-all you can do about it.

On the other hand, If it is a copy then one may have indeed bought it from someone other than Microsoft.

The fake licence is not Microsoft's (Er...It's a fake)

The software isn't genuine, so Microsoft are actually trampling all over a product a d platform which is not actually heirs to trample over.

The words "hoist" and "petard" spring to mind.

@ShaggyDoggy

D'you mean the Ikea drive

Mine's the one that falls apart

I never get high pixel camera phones

My lad bleats about having an 8M Pixel camera in his phone, yet he only ever looks at the images (as do probably 99% of people using a camera phone) on the phone's own display which is what? 77k pixel, or a similar resolution on line image.

Come on; VGA resolution would be an overkill.

Even then, what about the tiny bit of glass bead laughingly called a lens on most camera phones. Compare that to the lens of even a half decent budget camera.

As far as I can see, I get better results out of my old FX2800. Even when set to 1M Pixel esolution.

Someone, somewhere, is being taken for a ride.

Is this why?

http://www.autocar.co.uk/News/NewsArticle/AllCars/235495/

dirigible, blimp or airship

IAs far as I know, the terms zeppelin, dirigible and airship are used interchangeably for any type of rigid airship, with the term blimp alone used to describe non-rigid airships.

So, is it rigid or not?

Just pretend there's a Paris Hilton icon there.

Surprised you didn't say

"Carzy Frog Croaks"

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrimmm B'ding b'ding b'ding b'din,din din, din, DRRRRRRRRRRRInnnnnng!

Ah. Will it improve Vista?

Will DRM malware be removed?

Will it actually work on anything with less numbercrunching power than a Cray?

"improvements to the user experience "

D'you mean they're getting rid of Customer Service lines?

I want that on my CV

Official p0rn reviewer.

Final top:

Get the BOFH in there as well.

Wearable Version

"Surely some kind of wearable rig would also be in order, featuring the traditional pulse-proof hat coupled with an on-head wind turbine providing reliable power for one's personal electronics. ®"

Propellor Head!

Propellor Head!

Propellor Head!

i always wanted to chuck that into a conversation.

Mine's the one with lots of downthrust.

the camo's not THAT good

I can still see th ebloody thing

Is it really THAT bad?

Is it really so goddamn awful that they need to hype it like that?

Me, I think I'll wait till they release the Paris Hilton edition. She can load my hard drive anytime.

No Icon, you know what she looks like

Mine's the long coat with the the big bulge

Of course it isn't a problem

Someone running for the presidentcy of even the worlds richest third world country will obviously have his security nailed down.

After all, simple things like locking the office door and encrypting any files on any computer would come with the job.

Wouldn't it?

Well, one out of two is a start.

But scarcely confidence-building.

Can we have a "Daft Pillock" icon, please?

Stuff a Wikipedia entry?

Who d'you think you are? Phorm or something?

I'm still trying to work out

How to set my laser printer to "Stun"

Nah!

I reckon the Plod will be deploying massed playings of the game, nobbling the screen villains and adding the score to make their crime statistics jump straight to Wonderful Plus

Of course, it's a BMW!

So it'll only ever get driven by complete twats.

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/recall.gif

Has the speed of Sheep in a vacuum

Increased to the point where it is visibly blue-shifted?

Here's the deal

Hey, Phorm/BT. I will only grant access to my browsing data for £1000 a week or part. Take it or leave it. Interception means you agree to this.

EA

Shorter than Phorm. Other differences?

@Fuion

WTF is that about?

New keyboard and a fresh cup ofd coffee please

"DARPA*, the renowned Pentagon crazyscience bureau whose nuttiness can only be properly expressed in terms of a conceptual Tardis-style hyperdimensional fruitcake, able to hold many times more nuts than can fit within its apparent measurements."

ROTFLMFNO

OK then.

Was this due to over-enthusiastic use of T-Cut?

Huh?

A religion or Deity must be pretty weak if it needs cops to lock up anyone who criticises it.

Even my (Pretty good) boss copes with criticism better than that and, depite what he tries to maintain, he ain't even remotely omnipotent.

Anonymous - well work it out.

@ Paul R

A SHEEP!

Actually, its been a while since the RSU (Reg System of Units) had an airing.

and, @ AC - Wasn't there a land speed record attempt fairly recently that busted the sound barrier? At STP? And the driver survived?

If that doesn't slap the pendulous jowls of established wisdom with the gauntlet of disregard, I dunno what does

110 yards a day?

Go on, use the bus lane. I won't tell!

Alternatives?

Request a Judicial Review (About £150)

Civil action - onus of proof is slightly less than a criminal prosecution, I believe.

Flying bike 20 odd foot long?

How the blazes d'you pedal THAT?

Why it it that

when prestige cars being driven by complete TW4T5, the chance is they'll be Beemers?

Does this include

The Tosh's with the self-destructing backlight inverters?

Boot, other foot

I'm gonna get me an 090 number with a £1.50 a minute charge rate (or more if I can manage it) and wave that around in my contact details, in front of as many marketing parasites as I can.

Y'never know I may even be able to retire.

"could you just go over that again, I didn't quite follow...."

Can I please

have my shoulders done.

As well as the Teflon coating.