Posts by Mos Eisley Spaceport

What?

Is this flame-a-geek-week?

Personally, I find the Bible offensive

Killing

Raping

Incest

War

Pestilence

Genocide

And they let kids read it too....

Space core directive # 24345N

Cabbage shall be banned in an enclosed capsule or small space craft.

Load up the guerneys (trolleys) with tax payers money

Roll then straight to the crematorium.

Burn it.

May as well cut out the middle-man.

Same result, but it's saves time.

It's my name, I own it.....

....Google+ can't have it.

Buy it perhaps, but HAVE, no.

I hope someone's writing all this down...

...it'd make a great newspaper story.

Das Kult

Nein!

Murdoch cabal

The Murdoch clan have been trying to act as an arm of the Government for 100 years.

Facebook?

What is this Facebook thing and how does one catch it?

Concerned, of Internet-Land

Prisoner's Purse

Ouch!

Shock horror !!!

Just think of all those nasty terrorist types* that would have slipped right through.

Who's protecting us !!

* aka: innocent, false positives

Training camp?

Surely you mean the Great-Leader 1 Nuclear Plant?

There's some dodgy gene sequencing going on there...

Try try this in Oz

"An ultra high-powered hand held 'lightsaber' on sale to anyone with a spare $230 could land would-be Jedi Knights with a $110,000 fine from Australian customs or severe retinal damage."

$230 = $198 US

You lost me at...

"Amazing...."

Allo allo allo

Wot's all this then...?

Oh dear..

...the god-virus is strong in this one...

Yay! Jodrell Bank

As an Aussie I thought this was just a fabrication of Dr Who.

Until I went there in 2007.

: )

Ahh Facebook users

There's a new bunch born every second.

Just don't click sheeple!

Better still, just don't join FB.

I perceive a lack of intent by the old firm

This will not fly.

Heads will not roll.

No one will be punished.

Sad, but true.

I've never really bothered with FB till now...

Looking at that collector search, I can see why now.

What?

Oh yeah, Internet Explorer!

I used to use that one...

SORN!

This seems an incredibly inefficient system..

How about...

1. you drive a car with a valid tax disc = Good, yay, : ), etc

2. you drive a car without a valid tax disc = Bad, $$$$, Cops, etc

Over here, you simply hand in your vehicle licence (number) plates when you scrap a car.

No plates = no drive (on road)

Hmmm

I've never need to jail-break any devices I own.

But then, I don't generally buy Apple products*

Lock me in?

Nah...

* apart from an iPod, which seems to work just as I expect it to.

That'll show Johnny Foreigner!

Hahahaha

Hey Brazil

Watch out, Kent's about!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!

What was that?!!!

Hint: There's one born every minute...

Times websites want £1 a day from June

What they WANT and what they GET will be two different things.

Morons!

Mr Thin-Edge meet Mr Wedge.

Steady on there

At least sites like FB give the uneducated huddled masses an excuse to use technology.

Dang these religious nutters

Why can't they just leave us all alone?

Fair suck of the saveloy

"choking kills 77 US children annually"

That's terrible of course.

But this from a country where 10,000+ people are shot and killed every year by guns.

Not including suicides.

I'm so mad...

...I'm going to blow up the entire world!!!

Now. (waits for plod to arrive.....)

I detect your detector and raise you!

GPS jamming detector detectors, followed by GPS jamming detector detector detectors.....et al

"Bob Cockshott"

You couldn't make that up!

Clicking on ads?

Surely not!

Meat Ants 1 Cane Toads 0

Isn't science wonderful ?

Year 2027

Humans will be transported as cargo;

Arrive at airport.

Full scan

Rendered unconscious

Loaded like freight

No need for in flight service, food, etc

Revived at the other end.

I'd actually prefer that.

@ luis sancho

Hi,

How's Exidor these days?

Ve almost had vays...

....of making you glow!

A truly smart person...

It's a rare thing these days.

Todger shaped explosives?

My sir, what a corker you have there!

In space

Millions can hear you twitter!

Oh dear!

Fail-O-Rama

From their website:

"Substances Recognition:

Black Powder, Used Weapons, Fireworks, all types of Ammunition,

Ammonium Nitrate (ANFO-ANNIE), Chinese Czech and Russian Semtex, Plastic (C4, C1, ...), Dynamite, RDX, TNT, Nitroglycerine, Tetryl, Grenades, Mines, Amphetamine, Cocaine, Crack, Heroine, Marijuana, Cannabis, Morphine, Ivory, Human research, Bank notes, …

Additional substance Available (possibility of encoding new substances)"

LOL

Twitter twatter twotter

Please people, it's just more of the same web 2.0 crap.

Walk away.

If religion is the word of god

Then it must be perfect.

If it is perfect, then it must be above criticism.

Ergo: Have a banana monkey-boy!

Levies ??

If I was paying mandatory levies on media then I would be pirating as much stuff as I could.

Just saying...