At this rate we can expect the Martians to take an unhealthy interest in our world and send some probes off in order to determine the feasibility of an invasion.
skedaddling off to the nearest well-stocked BOFH bunker -->
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Can still recall the SKWERRRK SKWERRRRK of an Epson LX printer doing graphical dot-matrix printering.
Good memories. And had a lot of fun too.
Those days them purdy compootas was more personal. And hands-on, unlike today's Fisher-Price things. *sniff*
Today you can just plug it into power, start it up, give it an username and password for your account, and away you go.
Clap! Snap! the black crack!
Grip, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!
Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
Pound, pound, far underground!
Ho, ho! my lad!
Swish, smack! Whip crack!
Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!
Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,
While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,
Round and round far underground
Below, my lad!
TBH I will prefer using WordPerfect 5.x and SuperCalc 5 above today's glitzy GUI stuff.
They did the job, and they did it well. Plus you had no distractions from silly things like email popups, or IM messages popping up as well (should you have any IM chat apps running) or Firefox/Internet Exploiter/Chrome/Edge luring you with their siren song of the Wibbly Wobbly Web...
A heartfelt and sincere thanks to StarOffice, and later, Sun Microsystems, who made StarOffice/OpenOffice available for free.
I can remember the long nights spend downloading it on a dinky 33.6 modem, and getting it to run under OS/2...
And, yes, it also enabled me to rescue a corrupted Word document. Kudos to the team.
Well done.
Way back when Smoothwall was the bees' knees, I installed it as our office firewall, and also added a couple of other things (like SARG etc).
Got a bit curious one day to see what sort of sites was visited...
...to this day I wish I haven't done that.
Nowadays I prefer the "set it and forget it" option which will block pr0nz, but I will never, ever take a shufty at any sort of web filtering log again.
The failure of the email migration, this person said, is the result of incompetent people.
And why do you have incompetent people? Hmmmm... maybe it has something to do with Manglement wanting to get rid of older, more experienced employees?
Almost pub time, gonna read On Call, then BOFH... then kick back and relax.
Now we see the results of getting rid of expensive and knowledgeable workers with cheaper, younger people with less knowledge.
Typical Beancounter behaviour. Thintelligence.
Any tech company need workers with knowledge, because hey, knowledge is power. Not everything that go wrong can be fixed with book knowledge, you need practical knowledge, like just where to hit it, and how hard to hit it.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm on my way to do some percussive maintenance on a client's purdy compoota.