* Posts by Anonymous South African Coward

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UK parliament sends snippy letter to Zuck and his poodle Clegg as it seems Facebook has been lying again

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Fed-up graphic design outfit dangles cash to anyone who can free infosec of hoodie pics

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Re: Let's see if I can come up with a few.

That sound good. Will you be starting a regular BOFH-type column for us Reg readers?

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If a slightly overweight, balding middle-aged guy floats your boat, I'm the guy.

And I can do with or without hoodies.

The background is up to you.

As long as I can get a free laptop out of this it'll be OK :)

Bit barn raising Arizona: Thirsty Microsoft mounts blazing saddle, plants 3 solar-powered server farms

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It is all good and well - but what if history tend to repeat itself?

I'm talking about the rise of IBM and big iron, but when client-server computing became the rage, IBM took a hard fall.

Similarly, what if cloud computing falls out of fashion simply because something better came along, and all those mongo datasilo's chock-full of servers, RAM, hard drives and other equipment, is not needed anymore? Just a thought I'm pondering on, Pinky. Tomorrow we do the world.

Fix LibreOffice now to thwart silent macro viruses – and here's how to pwn those who haven't

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CLI sorcery helps a lot with identifying files.

Unfortunately you need to have a background in DOS.

Will someone plz dump our shizz on the Moon, NASA begs as one of the space biz vendors drops out

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Holmes

Will the next gaggle of humans going to the moon make use of a proper loo, or will they still have to use plastic baggies for faecal collection (a la Apollo 11)?

Get ready for a literal waiting list for European IPv4 addresses. And no jumping the line

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Ditch IPv6 and bring in IPv8?

Meet ELIoT – the EU project that wants to commercialize Internet-over-lightbulb

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Re: interference-free?

Or Bruno the Big Ugly One eclipsing the light*...

*assuming that it need to have LOS to the light source.

What about reflections from mirrored surfaces?

Watch as 10 cops with guns and military camo storm suspected Capital One hacker's house…

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"It is becoming far too commonplace that financial institutions are susceptible to hacks, begging the questions: Why do these breaches continue to take place? And are companies doing enough to prevent future data breaches?... We cannot allow hacks of this nature to become every day occurrences."

Blame the beancounters. Their fault for cu5ting costs and expenses and going it as cheap as possible, meaning that a proper setup will never be done as there is no money.

Outraged Virgin slaps IP trolls over dirty movie download data demands

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Re: I suspect that the judge...

And the deluxe model is the one with the real hair.

And what's the entry-level model like? Repliee Q1Expo?

Dutch cheesed off at Microsoft, call for Rexit from Office Online, Mobile apps over Redmond data slurping

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Microsoft has maintained that it would work with customers and governments in EU to get all of its products in compliance.

And porkers will fly. And there'll be Unicorns farting Rainbows.

It's official: Deploying Facebook's 'Like' button on your website makes you a joint data slurper

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I see that f in button, and I'm not gonna clickee on that linkee

Wonder if every EU-based company will be removing their f in buttons from their websites in order not to fall foul of this ruling.

And will this, by implication, mean that world+dog also have to remove their f in buttons as well?

GitHub builds wall round private repos, makes devs in US-sanctioned countries pay for it

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The Cloud = another man's computer

And reality strikes yet again.

And people really, really should look at this Reg article. Posted last week too. Don't fall into the trap of thinking you're safe and secure in the cloud. It could become a right royal pain in the SaaS

Migrating an Exchange Server to the Cloud? What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Ah, unintended consequences

CEO/CFO types are "speshul" and need "speshul" privileges/access/rights/whatever...

pffft.

Cyberlaw wonks squint at NotPetya insurance smackdown: Should 'war exclusion' clauses apply to network hacks?

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Re: Consider the flip side of the argument. . . .

. . . . if a cyber attack is an act of war, then retaliating via armed force is on the table. And the more important question: what is the cyber equivalent of a Weapon of Mass Destruction ???

Stoned Virus updated?

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This is food for thought.

And the future certainly looks scary.

High time I get out of IT, to start chicken/sheep/goat/alpaca farming somewhere in the boondocks without anything IT.

Backdoors won't weaken your encryption, wails FBI boss. And he's right. They won't – they'll fscking torpedo it

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When you outlaw guns, only outlaws will use guns.

When you outlaw encryption, only outlaws will use encryption with a failsafe selfdestruct.

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He cited instances where images of children being sexually abused were posted online using an anonymizing app. FBI investigators worked with the app's developers to identify the perpetrators, and they were then brought to justice, it is claimed.

Prove it.

South Africans shivering in the dark after file-scrambling nasty hits Johannesburg power biz

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Apparently most of the systems have been restored successfully.

To me it seems as if some brainiac had RDP open to the WWW and Bluekeep decided to drop in and say "Hello".

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Given the amount of corruption in tender processes in SA, this has got me wondering which of the prepayment companies supplied the system and just how dodgy they are.

You guys have NO idea. Excellent opportunity for enrichment.

We also have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.

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What about ransomware scum targeting the tax collector successfully, and destroying a ton of data in the process? Will they still be scum, or will they be heroes?

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Re: See Katrina, or Flint Michigan

On another note I know little of South African politics, but if the governors are anything like Blair/Cameronians, or Bushobamaites, they'll be falling all over themselves to line their pockets

BINGO. Nasty pocketses comes first, service follows after.

Boeing's 737 Max woes trigger BEEELLIONS in losses – and that's just for the latest quarter

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So, how is that outsourcing working out for you, eh Boeing?

Ever heard of penny wise, pound foolish?

Airbus A350 software bug forces airlines to turn planes off and on every 149 hours

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Just bloody fantastic.

What's next? A kick in the crotch every 5 min to ensure reliable operation?

Furrfu.

BT boss warns 16-min walk from current HQ to new London base 'just the tip of the iceberg'

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"We are currently embarking on one of the largest workplace transformation programmes the UK has ever seen. The Better Workplace Programme is going to take a lot of hard work but it will have a huge and positive impact on BT's working culture, our productivity and, ultimately, our ability to serve our customers."

fnarrr, fnarrrrr

BULLSHIT BINGO!

When you play the game of Big Spendy Thrones, nobody wins – your crap chair just goes missing

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Re: Ah, office chairs

And the gas strut lift. Soooooo inviting to flick that little lever whilst occupant of said chair was engaged in a very earnest telephone conversation.

I would sneak up on said victim, then with my shoe flick said lever from behind...

For a while some Bastard would, after I've left for the day, sit in my chair and lower it, then leave it like that for me to discover....

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<Jim Carrey voice>

that was me

</Jim Carrey voice>

Operation Desert Sh!tstorm: Routine test shoots down military's top-secret internets

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Re: Mirror ain't backup

Their "backup" system comprised of the owner pulling out 1/2 of a mirrored set of disks each night. He'd take it home, then bring it back in the morning and let it re-sync.

I facepalmed at that.

Cheap option would be to keep the mirror unbroken, but get an external drive (or three or four) then back up to these. (What would you guys've done or suggested in this scenario?)

Fiddling with mirrors and/or RAID backup sets with production data on it, will have a certain Mr Murphy take a very unhealthy interest at that...

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Re: Recovering after loss of power - paper bootstrap.

Luckily years of family tech support taught me to write for non-technical folks. The new guy had a post-it with the AD admin password on his monitor and the manager couldn't see why that was a problem in an office with high staff traffic, so not exactly IT professionals.

Bonus points for creating a GPO that will :

1. Clear all server logs

2. Prevent access to the GPO editor

3. Institute a 2-day password policy with seriously complex requirements

4. Change all desktop themes to the Hotdog Stand theme from Windows 3.1

5. And reboot the servers every 15 minutes.

We need a BOFH icon. Seriously.

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Speaking of gennies and the such, somethibg which I have all but forgotten :

A while after the company got their genny commissioned and in working order, we had a power failure. We sat back with smug faces knowing that we can continue working...

...which we did, for about 30 min. The genny went off. Everybody packed up and went home, and I did an orderly shutdown of everything in the server room.

Next day, power was restored, and we requested an engineer to come out and chexk the genny.

When the engineer arrived, we went to check the genny. Everything was ok, except for the coolant level.

The engineer noticed that the flange holding the radiator cap in was a bit bent upwards at one side, and gently fixed it with a few taps of a big wrench. Of course the coolant got refilled.

Seems the slight rise in temperature was enough to trigger the controller software, which initiated an emergency shutdown.

From that point onwards we haven't had any issues with the generator at all.

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Re: I am confused

But don't the hosts have to be members of the domain in order to move a VM between them? Or would you just copy the virtual disk file(s) and create a new VM to use them?

No. As long as you can do any of the following :

- Restore from a good backup

- Move the VM over to another host (said host also doesn't need to be part of the domain, just a standalone host)

and the VM starts up fine without any errors, you're good to go.

All of the backup DC's can be on hosts joined to a domain, I'm more concerned about the primary domain controller, for with it you have the keys to the kingdom...

You can also move VM's between standalone hosts, but it takes a bit more effort. (See the previous poster's post above mine).

Replication between standalone hosts is a major PITA to set up, but replication between hosts on the same domain is a piece of cake.

But should the worst come to the worst, and you cannot get the host up and running, but can access the storage and copy the VM's VHD off, then you can just copy this to another host, set up a new VM with the existing VM's virtual HDD and Bob's your uncle.

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We also do virtualize our stuff, but on MS HyperV

The HyperV host that is hosting the domain controller is not part of a domain, it is a standalone host. Just because. And I don't trust things 100%. Because Mr Murphy.

Gotta love Mr Murphy.

I decided on that because a DC in a VM is easier to move over to another host than transferring a physical DC from one server to another.

Incognito mode won't stop smut sites sharing your pervy preferences with Facebook, Google and, er, Oracle

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Blah.

Seems you'll now have to use a throwaway virtual machine to do your pr0nz viewing in - and one in a virgin browser (one that's never connected to any cloud account at all)....

2015 database hack is the terrible gift that keeps giving for Slack: Tens of thousands of passwords now reset

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I have a Slack account, but it is dormant.

Banks bid legacy tech farewell as they sail to the cloud – but now all that infrastructure is in hands of the big three

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Well said! It is such things that can make or break a system - and if you add more resilience and go-faster stripes, you start to pay more...

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Weakest link of any cloud provider = their internet (copper/fiber/whatever) backbone going in and out of their data centre.

So... if you want to inconvenience a couple of companies, just pop the backbone (using a backhoe or something like that) and lots of people will run around screaming.

Greater success can be had by co-ordinating this kind of nefarious activity at other data centers.

Oops, I'm now on a watchlist, am I? >dons tinfoil hat<

Turning it off and on again IN SPAAACE! ISS animal-tracker kit needs oldest trick in the book

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Re: Bad noisy fans

Noisy fans have one advantage - if it suddenly go quiet, then you know you've got a problem.

With quiet fans you'll hardly notice anything wrong should it go off...

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Re: Fans?

I would think passive thermal control is much harder in space, where hot air does not rise.

What happens to air biscuits and barking spiders in zero gravity?

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Maybe next time they need to add a remote control feature (like the iLO feature on HP servers)...

Not sure if that will be feasible. It do sound like a great idea, but there may be drawbacks.

Amadeus! Amadeus! Pwn me Amadeus! Airline check-in bug may have exposed all y'all boarding passes to spies

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Re: somehow get past security

Boy slips through Heathrow security to board British Airways flight to Los Angeles

Yoiks! Good call on the decision to deplane and check all luggage. Better waste those 4 hours and make sure everything is 100% than risk a mid-air explosion...

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Re: Simple URL manipulation

Couple of years ago a vulnerability was found on the website of the City of Johannesburg where you were able to view utility bills from CoJ residents simply by manipulating the URL. IIRC it was also an unique identifier coupled to the person/bill/property.

The person who found the vuln tried to contact the CoJ, but nobody was interested, So, he went public.

Lots of people logged in to try out the vulnerability :)

One guy even wrote a script to download thousands of bills.

A lot of noise was generated from the direction of CoJ officials, including the threat of jailtime or a steep fine, but nothing came from that. They shut the website down for a couple of days to get it fixed.

A lot of fuss and a nice mess.

In contrast, one South African ISP also got a vuln on their website, when notified about that, they thanked the informer and fixed their website. No fuss, no mess.

Experts: No need to worry about Europe's navigation sats going dark for days. Also: What the hell is going on with those satellites?!

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Re: Seems to me that adoption of eLoRaN would be a better post brexit solution for the UK...

... with the transmitters on the ground, if one breaks you can send a fat bloke in a van, no need for rocket science.

That Nedry guy? He's very good at tying up communications, but lousy at smuggling out frozen embryos.

Hell hath no fury like a radar engineer scorned

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Magrat Garlick stopped by for a visit.

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Do you still get those flash cubes?

I remember those, played with an used one as a kid.

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The BOFH salutes you.

Here, have one* on the hosue.

*sans laxatives

It's a Hull of a thing: Private equity biz Macquarie to swallow KCOM

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Reference to "Hall of the Things"?

Kickaha

Oracle told to warp 9 out of court: Judge photon-torpedoes Big Red's Pentagon JEDI dream

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Going to be really interesting if M$ is chosen.

Only time will tell which vendor will get the lock-in from the DoD....

Now that's just offal: Heap of pig guts hog road after truck spills load in Kansas City

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Lovely punnery.

Beer o' clock is not too far away.

Oh no, Twitter's gone down. How can we get the word out? Ah yeah, that's right. We have a website that works

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Re: Presumably...

And redditors.