Re: Vintage Aircraft clubs looking better by the day
Better do that wood and fabric course soon
And see if you can improve on the first flight at Kitty Hawk.
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And it doesn't alert owners to multiple logins from across the country or world – a tell-tale sign of an account compromise – nor limit the rate at which miscreants can attempt to guess account passwords. It does not direct people to use multi-factor authentication, nor does it require strong passwords, and nor does it reject username-password combinations known to be stolen from other websites. It basically fails to prevent netizens from falling foul of brute-force attacks and credential stuffing, and subsequent security device hijackings, by miscreants on the other side of the internet.
That is a basic security feature most people tend to overlook or ignore.
Back in the day when computer mice had balls - and M$ decided to have a go at joining the fun with their own mice.
Opened PCTools, hex edit mouse.com and replaced "Microsoft Mouse" with "Machosoft Moose" wherever I found it. Saved the file, and copied the edited mouse.com (which was still working) to other DOS computers.
Sadly nobody picked it up :(
My golden rule - if you change something somewhere on a critical box, reboot the box and see if it resume working operation. (Some critical changes/fixes cannot be done remotely, and require you to be present physically).
If it does not, fix it before somebody complain.
If you want to be a real bastard, do some changes to a running config on a router, delete the saved config, and walk away. Chances are it'll be rebooted, losing all of its configuration. Muhuhaha.
Job is closed with a totally unsymptathic email saying we can't help, that they shouldn't use passwords on spreadsheets like that...
Happened to me as well. Some Project Mangler password protected a critical spreadsheet.
Two weeks later he asked me for help with the password. Told him that no, I can't.
He's still stuck with that spreadshit.
Maybe the guy who set the clock thought the clock was set for 12hr time when it used 24hr time.
So instead of 15:00 the person responsilble entered 03:00? (Or whatever the time was).
That sort of thing happened to myself. I have two cars. The one car used a 12 hr digital clock, and the other car used a 24 hr digital clock. I had removed the battery from the car with the 24hr clock (for doing maintenance) and then I put the battery back, I adjusted the time to 4:45 instead of 16:45. The next day SWAMBO asked me why the car is in a different timezone. Had a good laugh about that one :)
The report also notes that the worker was not authorized to have the drive in their car, and has been disciplined.
Time after time I've seen that people just leave their preciouses in plain sight, thinking "they'll be gone just a few minutes" or "there's security folks at the entrance to the carp ark*", or "nothing will happen, too many people around".
Then, when they get back, their preciouses' gone.
Never happened to me, I lock my stuff in my car's trunk. And I do it whenever I set out from work or home, so there's nothing to tempt any ne'er-do-wells looking for a quick payday at somebody else's expense.
It is not safe out there anymore.
If somebody can make a laptop that'll produce thick, stinking smoke when switched on, I'll leave that in plain sight as bait.
Black Friday is the biggest load of bollocks ever thought out.
This year's (Bl)cack Friday fell after payday, which make me wonder how many people will be financially strained in the first two/three weeks of December. And how many will have to apply for financial rescue or whatever in January. Just glad we're not in that boat.
SWAMBO took the kids to the ice rink yesterday, and wanted to get a new pillow (for myself), but left it as the shops was quite packed, and some shops really try to rip you off.
I did offer to show them how the 'print lock' function on the main printer worked, but somehow it didn't meet their needs, which at the time I thought were more based around not having to walk 10m across the office, but now I understand might have been more based around making sure no one saw their attempts to claim dinner with their mistress, as expenses.
And the one downvote was from somebody with a mistress....
Ahhh, wordstar... this reminded me of the Dosfish. (I don't know who the original author was, but thanks to whoever wrote it...)
Long ago, in the days when all disks flopped in the breeze and the
writing of words was on a star, the Blue Giant dug for the people the
Pea Sea. But he needed a creature who could sail the waters, and would
need for support but few rams.
So the Gateskeeper, who was said to be both micro and soft, fashioned a
Dosfish, who was small and spry, and could swim the narrow sixteen-bit
channel. But the Dosfish was not bright, and could be taught but few
tricks. His alphabet had no A's, B's, or Q's, but a mere 640 K's, and
the size of his file cabinet was limited by his own fat.
At first the people loved the Dosfish, for he was the only one who
could swim the Pea Sea. But the people soon grew tired of commanding
his line, and complained that he could neither be dragged or dropped.
"Forsooth," they cried, "the Dosfish can do only one job at a time, and
of names he knows only eight and three." And many of them left the Pea
Sea for good, and went off in search of the Magic Apple.
Although many went, far more stayed, because admittance to the Pea Sea
was cheap. So the Gateskeeper studied the Magic Apple, and rested awile
in the Parc of the Xer Ox. And he made a Window that could ride on the
Dosfish, and do its thinking for it. But the Window was slow, and it
would break when the Dosfish got confused. So most people contented
themselves with the Dosfish.
Now it came to pass that the Blue Giant came upon the Gateskeeper, and
spoke thus: "Come, let us make of ourselves something greater than the
Dosfish." The Blue Giant seemed like a humbug, so they called the new
creature Oz II.
Now Oz II was smarter than the Dosfish, as most things are. It could
drag and drop, and could keep files without becoming fat. But the
people cared for it not. So the Blue Giant and the Gateskeeper promised
another Oz II, to be called Oz II Too, that could swim fast in the new,
32-bit wide Pea Sea.
Then lo, a strange miracle occurred. Although the Window that rode on
the Dosfish was slow, it was pretty, and the third window was the
prettiest of all. And the people began to like the third window, and to
use it. So the Gateskeeper turned to the Blue Giant and said "Fie on
thee, for I need thee not. Keep thy Oz II Too, and I shall make of my
Window an Entity that will not need the Dosfish, and will swim in the
32-bit Pea Sea."
Years passed, and the workshops of the Gateskeeper and the Blue Giant
were many times overrun by insects. And the people went on using their
Dosfish with a Window; even though the Dosfish would from time to time
become confused and die, it could always be revived with three fingers.
Then there came a day when the Blue Giant let forth his Oz II Too onto
the world. The Oz II Too was indeed mighty, and awesome, and required a
great ram, and the world was changed not a whit. For the people said "It
is indeed great, but we see little application for it." And they were
doubtful, because the Blue Giant had met with the Magic Apple, and
together they were fashioning a Taligent, and the Taligent was made of
objects, and was most pink.
Now the Gateskeeper had grown ambitious, and as he had been ambitious
before he grew, he was now more ambitious still. So he protected his
Window Entity with great security, and made its net work both in serving
and with peers. And the Entity would swim, not in the Pea Sea, but also
in the Oceans of Great Risk. "Yea," the Gateskeeper declared, "though my
Entity will require a greater ram than Oz II Too, it will be more
powerful than a world of Eunuchs.
And so the gateskeeper prepared to unleash his Entity to the world, in
all but two cities. For he promised that a greater Window, a greater
Entity, and even a greater Dosfish would appear one day in Chicago and
Cairo, and it too would be built of objects.
Now the Eunuchs who lived in the Oceans of Great Risk, and who scorned
the Pea Sea, began to look upon their world with fear. For the Pea Sea
had grown and great ships were sailing in it, the Entity was about to
invade their Ocenas, and it was rumored that files would be named in
letters greater than eight. And the Eunuchs looked upon the Pea Sea, and
many of them thought to emigrate.
Within the Oceans of Great Risk were many Sun Worshippers, and they had
wanted to excel, and make their words perfect, and do their jobs as easy
as one-two-three. And what's more, many of them no longer wanted to pay
for the Risk. So the Sun Lord went to the Pea Sea, and got himself
eighty-sixed.
And taking the next step was he of the NextStep, who had given up
building his boxes of black. And he proclaimed loudly that he could
help anyone make wondrous soft wares, then admitted meekly that only
those who know him could use those wares, and he was made of objects,
and required the biggest ram of all.
And the people looked out upon the Pea Sea, and they were sore amazed.
And sore confused. And sore sore. And that is why, to this day, Ozes,
Entities, and Eunuchs battle on the shores of the Pea Sea, but the
people still travel on the simple Dosfish.
Read more: http://www.joketribe.com/96/January/DosFish.html#ixzz66HNm8Nml
Vile does not describe the smell of the Sappi plant near Nylspruit. It is beyond horrible.
Whenever I had to go to Nelspruit (or that direction) I would take the Schemanskloof road.
I assume that Foul Ole Ron's smell will just scoff and laugh at that stink.
PROTIP : A pollen filter does not block that vile, disgusting and horrible smell from entering your car.
Hard to kill is an understatement...
Ask Duke Nukem to accompany you the next time. He's dealt with pig-cops before, so he'll know how to deal with an enraged oinker*.
*Now, there's oinkers living in the forest, and there's oinkers (South African) clamouring for more gravy from the taxpayer. Don't confuse these two oinkers.
But both kinds of oinkers are very difficult to kill off.
We received two RTC UPS'es (3kVa) which we need to set up with new equipment that was going to be shipped out to a remote site.
One UPS beeped to indicate that it was unplugged from the power, then a click and then silence as equipment stopped working.
Some doofus plugged the UPS back into itself, causing it to trip.
A quick Gibbs slap to the back of the head of the offender, a >clickety<>click< and an unplugging later everything was fine.
Maybe they can bake this into the next Austin Powers movie.... Dr Evil threatens to floats all the navies of the worlds' submarines unless he's paid 4000 bitcoin (or something like that)
muhuhahaha.
A BOFH-type will find great uses for said laser... lining the insides of the Boss's coffee mug (for example)....