* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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Dell staff not alone in being squeezed to reduce remote work

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Re: Hybrid

What business impact would your working from home have on the university?

I hope I haven't had any business impacts for the last 10years if working in the University = it's fscking University not a Tescos

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Re: Saying you'll quit isn't the same as quitting

"Our department boss lives in Glasgow; line manager in Rotherham, and myself in the Midlands. It isn't a problem.

I'm wondering if this could become a C21 trend of new local traditional skills.

Instead of Glasgow being shipbuilding, Newcastle being coal and Liverpool being about boy bands - we could have a modern equivalent.

All dept managers will live in Glasgow, all sales managers Leeds, all IT in Whitby and all HR in Basingstoke

FTC asks normal folks if they'd like AI impersonation scam protection, too

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So everytime a spammer in India/Russia/China makes a call

the FTC fine Intel/AMD/Nvidia?

Or just the Tensorflow, Pytorch, Caffe2 developers ?

AI won't take our jobs and it might even save the middle class

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>Sooo, the idea would be that someone who's not a doctor could make doctor-level decisions,

>Sure. Go ahead. Give it a try. Seriously.

In europe your smear test is processed by an ultra high quality scanning microscope, that images the whole sample in several visible and invisible wavelengths, at a stack of focus steps and automatically adapts to any flatness variation in the slide substrate. The image is digitally enhanced and fed to a machine learning algorithm which has been trained on billions of previous images.

In the USA a single field of your sample is looked at for under a minute by a real doctor using a Mk 1 eyeball and an unserviced uncleaned uncalibrated microscope they bought decades ago when they got the job.

One of these produces diagnostic outputs indistinguishable from random chance.

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Re: What is this guy smoking ?

Like all other academic economics papers it's written by an AI

30 years ago AIs weren't as sophisticated and their output was meaningless gibberish.

The only problem was that the test output got published, fortunately nobody took economics papers seriously

US Air Force's new cyber, IT skill recruitment plan: Bring back warrant officer ranks

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Re: Pay grades might be a problem

A friend's dad in was quickly promoted to Lt Colonel back in the 80s once all the REME pipeline engineers started leaving for the North Sea.

US patents boss cannot stress enough that inventors must be human, not AI

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Re: Is it obvious

>then it is obvious and cannot be patented.

So a hull design produced by CFD can't be patented because it's a purely mechanical process?

I can see some algorithms being trickier. I can patent an algorithm for detecting corners in an image (or I can't cos someone already did) so why can't I patent a trained model to do the same?

Broadcom terminates VMware's free ESXi hypervisor

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Re: Sliding doors...

I don't know, server/cloud companies basing their business model on selling access to systems built on open-source software ? Sounds risky

Biden admin keeps O-RAN dream alive with $42M funding for R&D facility

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A cunning plan

Put legacy monopoly telcos in charge of plan to implement open-source open-access telecoms technology

Jet engine dealer to major airlines discloses 'unauthorized activity'

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Re: Passports

It is however illegal to make a colour copy of a UK passport.

Her His Majesty's Stationary Office holds the copyright to the artistic design of the passport but will allow B+W scans for administrative purposes.

Korean eggheads crack Rhysida ransomware and release free decryptor tool

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Re: Not all heroes

Then if the ransomware gangs signed up with the Business Software Alliance and audited you

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Re: Not all heroes

But this will allow the ransom gangs to sue under the DMCA for cracking their software and obtain more $ than they would from the ransom

Closure of Windows 10 upgrade path still catching users by surprise

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>Haven't you heard of SystemD

SystemD just gives you more new commands to learn beyond 'init', it doesn't allow their preferred version of Chrome to read open browser tabs in other versions of Chrome and send them to the mothership

Australia passes Right To Disconnect law, including (for now) jail time for bosses who email after-hours

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Re: Flexi time

>Your taking time off during the day and willingly making it up outside of your 9-5 isn't the same thing at all,

But if a boss is concerned about how he looks in Orange - they might just order a blanket ban on email after 5. And if you do work in the evening and send an email, do you go to the big house?

DEF CON is canceled! No, really this time – but the show will go on

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Re: "That's because we studied math at school."

I'm selling discount raffle tickets, half price and only 1 in a 1,000,000,000 less chance of winning.

These are last weeks ticket !

And your point is ?

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Re: Maybe...

Caesers got hacked along with MGM. Unlike MGM they paid and kept it quiet.

They don't want Caesars + hackers to appear together on the Internet's it's bad for the algorithms

Sorry, scammers: The FCC says AI robocalls are definitely illegal

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A global solution

Since this law will apply throughout all 50 states that the FCC has jurisdiction and since telephone calls from outside the states are impossible this will finally solve the problem of robocalls

CERN is training robot dogs to spot radiation hazards at Large Hadron Collider

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Re: Might be useful in low radioactivity environment as well

exposition-per-year is a major problem for theatre students. We have to limit the amount of Shakespearean roles they do

Apple Vision Pro is creating a new generation of glassholes

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Re: Glassholes

If your are constantly tracked by cameras on every street, every shopping centre and every bit of public transport. If every movement of your phone and car are recorded and logged by Palantir, do you storm the Home Office or just shrug and say 'at least it keeps us safe from terrorists' ?

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Re: Glassholes

Yes but none of this explains the (alleged) pitchfork wielding mobs hunting down the original Google-glass wearers = "glassholes"

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Glassholes

It always seemed a bit of an over-reaction

Were there really armies of google glass wearers following people into bathrooms to video them?

Was it just a slow news day and the Us equivalent of the Daily Fail had a field day? Did the hate just go viral for no reason?

CERN seeks €20B to build a bigger, faster, particle accelerator

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Re: Priorities

No it's a legitimate concern that a lot of very useful but lower energy, and therefore less sexy, but useful facilities got shut down while building the LHC.

It's like saying we should invest in sport and fitness, host the Olympics, build massive stadiums but closing all local playing fields to pay for it.

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Re: Priorities

What if we ran 2 militaries in circles around Switzerland and had them crash into each other ?

We might not learn as much, but it would be entertaining

EU repair rights bill tells manufacturers to fix up or ship out

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Re: This is what the EU is for

I suspect cars, especially EVs, will be exempt.

Or any product category where the manufacturer is European.

Aircraft rivet hole issues cause delays to Boeing 737 Max deliveries

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Re: Air-o-space

>And if you truly believe an astronaut would drill a hole in their own spaceship

She did detonate the engines, but to be fair she did try to stop them bringing it onboard

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Re: Reap what you sow

> Do Boeing actually make aircraft now or are they just assembling kits these days?

A charge which could be more accurately aimed at Airbus. There is nothing wrong with having subcontractors if you manage them properly.

Nobody is claiming Intel could make better phones than Apple because they have in-house fabs.

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re: If it's a Boeing I ain't going.

A sentiment being embraced by the airframe itself

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Boeing make almost exactly the same amount of $ form civil / military+space and "services"

I suspect they do a lot of spreadsheeting to decide how much profit they make in each of these depending on who they are going begging to at the moment

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Re: Boeing should

>No make the executives liable for premeditated manslaughter for any crashes caused by cut backs.

But the problem wasn't Boeing it was a totally independant supplier spun off from Boeing

The WhiteStar line can't be held responsible for the Titanic because look-out services was outsourced to a gig worker in the Crow's nest

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Re: And then there's the engine inlet problem...

The Wright Flyer had no windshield and so no requirement for windshield wipers.

Since the Boeing 737 is really just a development of the Boeing 000 (aka the Wright Flyer) there is no requirement for it to have windshield wipers.

All McDonald Douglas Boeing had to do was find who owns the Wright Aircraft company today, buy it and do some renaming

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>but the problem may also exist in 737s already being used by airlines

ie. they relied on a worker/whistleblower to report mistakes, their QA system didn't catch them in the fuselages already delivered.

That's the real issue - it's not finding faults, it's finding that you didn't find faults

Developer's default setting created turbulence in the flight simulator

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Re: Shirley?

The bookshop scene, the most amount of work for a payoff ever

Dell said to be preparing broad Return To Office order this Monday

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Re: "if they want to keep their tax breaks"

They want to go into the next election being the $politician that brought 1000 news jobs to $Town and a photo of them cutting the ribbon on the new office park

Tesla power steering probe upgraded after thousands more incidents reported

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Re: Power what now?

Without power steering the "ladies that lunch" with their Ranger-Rovers / G-Wagons / Cayennes driving little Granola and XÆA-Xii to school are going to need a couple of muscle bound hunks onboard just to wrestle the steering.

Blackbaud settles with FTC after that IT breach exposed millions of people's info

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>What a surprise though that keeping tons of data on people is a bad idea!!! How absolutely novel!!!

Many companies business plan is:

1, Provide bullshit service to collect people's data

2, ???

3, Profit

Techie climbed a mountain only be told not to touch the kit on top

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Re: What percentage?

> Wait several seconds for electrons to come to a halt.

That can be dangerous as their momentum then goes to infinity

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Re: Sort-of Recommendation

That's why you always put a cap on the end of the cable when you disconnect it

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Re: Hillary-ous

It' snow joke

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Re: I once had ....

We weren't allowed to reboot the ancient machine serving as a print server for the labs only laser printer - without the permission of the university IT dept, Her Majesty's inspectorate of Print Servers and a letter from at least 3 popes.

So we would stand up and announce "oh dear I have tripped over the power cable" and then power cycle the machine, fixing the printer.

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Re: Try turning the cable end to end

>Must have been DC power.

Probably installed the wrong way round, it's a problem with audiophile grade linear crystal copper power cables

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Re: A wasted trip

>Send a break to a Sun box, and it halts it.

Disconnecting the console terminal also halts it

Tripping over the RS232 cable to the console monitor also halts it - ask me how I know !

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Re: A wasted trip

>In which case the only sensible instruction would be to do the first half of the power cycle - power it off and do it now.

In the event of fire consult the operations manual,

Discover that it doesn't mention fire

Start the process to request a change to the manual

This triggers a new testing requirement where you have to set fire to the machine to check the step sin the manual

Uncle Sam designates more Chinese tech slingers as military collaborators

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Not just China, exporting anything risks empowering economic rivals.

Suppose foreigners used those F150s and Boeings to revitalise their domestic industry ?

Ban all exports now !

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Re: I'm only a humble engineer ... but....

That can't be true because the USA is a global capitalist democracy. It would only interfere in the sacred free market if vital national security were at stake

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I'm only a humble engineer ... but....

I'm having a little difficulty with the logic of:

You can't supply to company A in China because they have links to the evil mustache-twirling commie hoards

You can however sell to company B (not evil mustache-twirling commie hoards) in China, because obviously they wouldn't pass on the parts to company A

But if company A are evil mustache-twirling commie hoards = wouldn't they just take the parts from company B anyway ? It sounds like the sort of thing evil mustache-twirling commie hoards would do !

A Space Shuttle goes vertical for one last time

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Re: That's what they want you to believe

Mr. Bond, you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you.

Hugo Drax has to be the best Bond villain (sorry Mr Lee but your island lair wasn't as good and your henchman came up short)

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Skyhooks

>Presenting a 200-foot-tall (61 meter) Space Shuttle stack in an earthquake zone does, after all, carry its own challenges.

Just hang it up in the air, with skyhooks

Fujitsu finance chief says sorry for IT giant's role in Post Office Horizon scandal

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Re: Unfitting corporate punishment

Especially after Fujitsu personally insisted on the prosecutions, good job that nobody from the Post Office, the Government or the DPP was to blame

Square Kilometre Array prototype 'scope achieves first light

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Re: Register style guide suggestion

>This commentard humbly suggests that the term for a group of people associated with this project should be referred to as a "SKA band".

Pure Madness

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