* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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World Cup apps pose a data security and privacy nightmare

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Have FIFA said who is going to win? Or are they keep it as a big reveal for the finale ?

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But if you want to watch football you need to go to its traditional home in the Arabian desert - that's the price you pay for sport

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A government official being careful with government issued phones on an official government visit is one thing.

But having to follow John le'Carre-esq 'Moscow Rules' on a holiday to watch a giant P.E. lesson seems a bit much

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In other news

Priti Patel / Suella Braverman / Cthullu (whoever is home sec by the time this is published) backs UK bid for next world cup

Go ahead, be rude. You don't know it now, but it will cost you $350,000

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Re: Well, manglement ....

Yes but I don't think the University of California ever threatened people with nuclear weapons.

If it did then other institutions wouldn't play college football, but would have to compete in DnD leagues instead.

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Re: You get what you order

In many US states it's illegal to posses bullet proof vests - it's considered un-sporting.

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Re: Well, manglement ....

Like the, apocryphal, support call to Cray Supercomputers from a US govt dept:

<angry support rep> Look you're not our only bloody customer you know !

<user>True, but we are the one with nuclear weapons

Japan to set up new semiconductor outfit with IBM's help

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Re: IBM's help...

Making a single 2nm transistor isn't difficult. An AFM can make single atom features.

The tricky bit is making a few billion on a chip for a $, and doing millions a month and have them all work

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It's a collaboration with a Japanese company

It's going to involve 1000s of meetings where everyone is very polite and calls everyone '-san' but nothing is done because it has already been decided that it isn't going to happen, but everyone is waiting for the other side to drop out first to save face.

More than a dozen Japanese organisations are involved, so there are factorial(12) combinations of this.

All the organisations (including IBM) are basically in managed decline, so they are all just waiting this out for grants and to be seen to be doing something by their superiors

Hey, GitHub, can you create an array compare function without breaking the GPL?

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Re: Some functions are very simple

It would depend on the amount of code it emits

My phone's auto complete is based on a list of what words most commonly follow other words - that's from analysis of a large number of copyrighted works n English.

If I type "it* and the phone suggests "is" I haven't violated copyright of every author who ever wrote "it is". But if the phone writes " was a dark and stormy night "and I use that in a novel I'm on shakier ground.

BOFH: Don't be nervous, Mr Consultant. Come right this way …

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BOFH doesn't really work on the other side of the pond.

Over there if the BOFH offends a luser - they just come in the next day with an AR15 and kill everyone.

Undeniably effective, but lacks a certain narrative flair

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Dot Com ? What are you - some sort of bank or something?

You're so un-hip it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off.

It will be thrgistr.<something in unicode that doesn't render in any known browser>

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Re: You forgot something.

Non-Fungible Toasties ?

Musk tells of risk of Twitter bankruptcy as tweeters trash brands

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Re: How many of these fake accounts have been set up by ex-employees?

Even better, if your account gets banned for posting %!&#$% - you get your $8 back !

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Re: Ending WFH

And so these people can just quit - saving you the costs of paying redundancy and unemployment claims

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Re: I don't get it...

So like the rest of the C21 then ?

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Place your bets:

1: Twitter is under a 20year FCC order for being naughty. Musk fired the group responsible for monitoring compliance. The potential fines start at $bn

2: He loses defamation lawsuits from every major company in the world after people post parodies under a blue checkmark that means Musk literally verified them.

3:The site goes down permanently because he fired the sys admins on a site where whistleblowers have already said there are core servers that they couldn't rebuild if they went down

4:all of the above simultaneously

KFC bot urges Germans to mark Kristallnacht with cheesy chicken

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It was from a world's fair in the 1880s (ish) in Chicago.

They needed a founding hero in a city with a large Italian population.

The viking colonies in Newfoundland weren't known back then and the first landing in the actual USA was a British expedition by John Cabot (ironically also an Italian) which didn't sell as well to American patriots.

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Re: A double insult

But it applies to chickens that don't give milk ? While you can eat an egg and its mother, the chicken, together.

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Buffalo Guy wings ?

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Re: Celebrate?

Give it a few years and 9/11 will be a shopping holiday like remembrance day

EU set to sign internet satellite deal, as UK frees up spectrum

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Re: I assume that

The obvious solution is a sun-synchronous polar orbit. This will sweep over the UK from the Seven to the Firth of Forth in a diagonal line each day.

During this few minutes it will beam a laser death-ray line of free and non-polluting energy along the ground track.

All we have to do is build a large solar receiver approximately along the line of the Danelaw and we can not only get a burst of energy once a day - but we can keep those southerners out.

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Re: I assume that

>The indicated point is indeed the center of GB.

And therefore the center of the universe

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I assume that

The British system will only orbit Britain and not go over the Eu

Unlucky for some: Meta chops 13% of global workforce

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Re: Meta's metaverse division has lost $9.4 billion this year already

VR is currently shit and expensive and useless for anything other than a few technical roles.

But if you imagined what mobile internet would be like in 1991, you might think of a 16char LCD display with stock tickers

Even when Apple launched the iPhone they didn't have apps because they were afraid it might drop calls - and a mobile phone that couldn't ensure 100% calls would be unthinkable.

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Re: Meta's metaverse division has lost $9.4 billion this year already

>Have you seen any of this "Metaverse" stuff? It's shit.

Have you seen this "internet" stuff in 1991 - the gopher stuff is shit

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Re: Takes no blame himself?

Without those abuses he would have lost even more.

Heard about the social media company that doesn't track any of its uses, provides no data to advertisers and allows others to influence the politicians? No because they never made it.

He should have done more. In return for pushing a certain president to the top of everyones feed he could have got tiktok banned, cos Jinna, and be in way better shape.

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Re: Meta's metaverse division has lost $9.4 billion this year already

If Apple hadn't spent all that money on iPod and then iPhone it would have made $bn more profit in the years before iPhone launched.

Without metaverse Facebook is just the next AOL, it's where granny and a few conspiracy nuts hang out. Of course if everyone just goes with tiktok videos they are screwed anyway

Musk sells $3.95 billion in Tesla shares, paid eleven times more for Twitter

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Well that's what you have to remember when you buy a new car company - it loses 40% of its value when you drive it off the lot

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Re: "It no longer publishes monthly data on the number of active users it has"

That's just to attract advertisers:

Want to advertise on Twitter?

Maybe - how many people will see my ad?

We're not going to tell you!

Oooh mysterious, I like that, here take my $$$$$

With potential hurricane approaching, NASA leaves mega-rocket on launch pad

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Re: Maybe

Well they did build it on a swamp

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Re: Cynics betting pool

The SLS becomes the center piece of a ride at the New Disney Park (following it's corporate buyout of the entire state of Florida)

Intel's top-spec Raptor Canyon NUC can double as a 700+W space heater

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Re: I too use my PC's as heaters

>I know it's not efficient.

There's not a lot of difference in efficiency between heating a big wire wound resistor and heating a bunch of semiconductor junctions.

Although a system manager who was properly qualified, having a CS degree rather than my physics PhD, informed me that we didn't need cooling for a rack full of servers because "there might be half-a-dozen 1200W PSUs, but they are gold standard 95% efficient so the whole rack only wastes a tiny bit of electricity as heat"

Tesla recalls 40k cars over patch that broke power steering

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Re: Maybe the roads will last longer

>Electric vehicles typically weigh considerably more than their ICE equivalents

Average USA car weight in 2020 according to the EPA = 4,156 a BMW i3 = 2,635 lb

According to Tesla:

4,766 lbs – Model S Plaid

4,561 lbs – Model S Long Range

4,416 lbs – Model Y Long Range/Performance

4,065 lbs – Model 3 Long Range/Performance

3,582 lbs – Model 3 Standard Range Plus

FBI: Russian hacktivists achieve only 'limited' DDoS success

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Re: If only we could convince them the way to hurt the US

TikTok is the shadowy Chinese controlled app that threatens our national security by leaking 3min dance videos by teenagers?

Gentleman we cannot let an air-guitar gap develop

Catching a falling rocket with a helicopter more complex than it sounds, says Rocket Lab

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>like an Osprey

At which point you have, as they say, 2 problems

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Re: Use a biplane, not a helicopter

IIRC their success rate was similar to W. Coyote's plans

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Landing the C130 with a rocket dangling on a string underneath is probably trickier

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Re: Which is it?

Arguably catching a rock coming from space with a helicopter is even harder

Japan officially joins NATO's cyber defense center

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So this means

We CAN hack Japan?

Like the UK hacking Belgium or the USA hacking Germany?

Qualcomm vs Arm: The bizarro quotient just went off the scale

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Re: Tactics

Something that Intel was convicted of doing multiple times.

If Dell wanted to sell cheap AMD laptops it didn't get Xeons for its servers

Twitter layoffs were bad but Meta's mass ejections could take the cake

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Arguably worth more. If Facebook's slump was because Apple cut off tracking data for valuable iThing buying cultists then if you could track these people you would make $$$$

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Re: Which makes me wonder

Because that's what idiots investors were paying

Parody Elon Musk Twitter accounts will be suspended immediately, says Elon Musk

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Re: This Is My Only Account

So this is a perfect reason to up the price.

$20 for a blue check mark, $100 for bronze, $1000 for silver and $10,000 for gold

Then if I see a post (which I don't because like all el'reg readers I'm not on twitter) from a famous person or a global brand and it doesn't have gold I know it's a con.

Twitter employees sue over lack of 60-day layoff notice

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Also why pay for ads when you can tweet for free? Just pay some sports/music/movie star with lots of follows to tweet your stuff?

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The problem is that it's difficult to fit that explanation into a tweet - especially when twitter is running your ads alongside actual Nazis.

ps. Audi isn't an acronym, it's a rare example of a German pun. The founder was called Horchen which is "listen" in German (ie, harken), he lost the rights to the name when his previous car company went bust so he used the latin for listen = Audio

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It will be interesting to see how LinkedIn manage to screw up the opportunity to be the broadcasting platform for grown ups

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You are a German company whose name literally begins with Adolph.

Your brand ambassador starts spouting antisemitic conspiracies and gets kicked off twitter.

The new boss of twitter suggests that these sort of bans will be reversed.

I would be putting my advertising head down - not starting an ad campaign that might be run alongside this guy.

Multi-factor auth fatigue is real – and it's why you may be in the headlines next

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Re: The cure is ....

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All of the norths are about to align over Britain

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True North is going out in sub-zero weather in a t-shirt

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