* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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EU still getting its act together on European Chips Act funding

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Re: Tough options

Yes, just saying it's slightly trickier than just waving a magic wand at the magic money tree

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Re: Tough options

I thought it was originally Timex in Grenock ?

Of course semiconductor companies change hands so often it may have ended up as Siemens.

- One expert in my field has worked for about a dozen US defence/aerospace companies, without changing desk.

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Re: Tough options

>Just closing a fab is not really an option.

Yes, that's why Greenock is still today a world center of high-tech manufacturing

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Re: Meanwhile, in the UK...

A proper British computer will be made of brass

As soon as the Imagineers in Hoxton have come up with a pleasing font for the logo, then the job of actually making the analytical engineer can be handed off to some skilled artisans - if there is any budget left.

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Re: Tough options

I don't know - I'm more familiar with the unbelievable efficiency and effectiveness of UK science funding

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Tough options

1, Create a pan-european nominally commercial semiconductor version of Airbus = good luck with that !

2, Fund existing european semiconductor maker = Greece pays Germany to prop up some failing 80s German company ?

3, Grants to a S.E. Asian chip maker = they build a plant in some poor region promising jobs, import all the skilled roles and close as soon as the subsidy runs out.

4, Chuck money at every country directly in proportion to their payments into the program = just move money around -20% admin costs

Boss broke servers with a careless bit of keyboarding, leaving techies to sort it out late on a Sunday

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Re: Big red "cause a massive problem" button

Well that's one way of breeding daltonism out of the population

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Re: Big red "cause a massive problem" button

>The first couple of times, I had to overcome some serious inhibition to actually push the thing.

AKA the Father Dougal effect

Guess the most common password. Hint: We just told you

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Re: How to avoid getting hacked...

Real programmers write(*) their own password manager - after reading Bruce's Applied Crypto book

(using a compiler they wrote themselves on an operating system they created)

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So when you need to login to HARDWARE makers site in order to download a driver update (why ?) - you open up the password manager with all your banking passwords in it ?

Sounds like it would be more secure for me to just use "passwd" or my preferred "fsckoff"

Orion snaps 'selfie' with the Moon as it prepares for distant retrograde orbit

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Re: that selfie...

There are no stars in the picture and the photos don't have the little black crosses that prove they are on the moon

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Reg standards

130km at 9.8 ft/s - so no chance if an embarrassing units cock-up then !

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Re: On the 7th day

They needed the soundstage for the new Marvel movie.

(Joking - Marvel movies aren't real)

UK bans Chinese CCTV cameras on 'sensitive' government sites

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Re: At what cost?

>the processor and network chips are of Chinese origin.

Probably also want to stay away from Sony imaging chips. Remember Pearl Harbour !

Too soon? Amazon commissions FTX mini-series

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Re: audits for VCs?

Did you promise billion% returns?

VCs don't get fired for losing money on failed companies, they get fired for not investing in the next Apple or Microsoft when it's 2guys in a garage.

New York cracks down on carbon fuel-based crypto-mining operations

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Re: Why are crypto miners a thing?

Why are diamond miners a thing? You spend vast amounts of energy, create vast amounts of toxic waste and kill lots of people - to get a shiny rock that you pretend has value cos you pretend it's rare

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Re: What is in it for Kentucky?

>So what does Kentucky get out of it,

Politician posing in a hard hat by a truck with a bunch of manly-men coal miners plays well to a certain demographic.

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Re: Power plants don't have an on/off switch

>We cannot just flip a switch and turn on a natural gas ... generation facility when the weather forecast calls for a calm & cloud day

Erm you can, that's precisely why people have been building gas plants - to do very lucrative peak demand load capacity.

The smaller town scale ones based on jet turbine engines can spin up in under a minute - the larger ones which are basically just coal stations replumbed to burn gas take a lot longer.

Nuclear and hydro can ironically be spun up very quickly but since they are almost all fixed cost - once you've built them you tend to run them flat out as base load.

JWST snaps first chemical profile of an exoplanet atmosphere

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Re: Mission: Emissions Admissions

You can, with essentially the same type of detectors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0wu-1OaFJ8

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Re: Atmosphere for life

>Life was around for 800 million years before oxygen started to be produced. I

If we cyanobacteria don't do something to cut back on oxygen emissions we will destroy the atmosphere. These new-fangled photo-synthesizers are producing too much toxic waste - they'll make the Earth uninhabitable in a few billion years

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Re: Pie-eating

It's the Banach-Tarski theorem of cakes. If you cut a piece of cake into smaller pieces each has no calories and so even if you then eat them all the total has no calories.

UK competition watchdog investigates Apple and Google 'stranglehold' over the mobile market

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Re: So Apple admits they are a duopoly.

>Now, are the CMA actually going to do anything?

Of course they are, these colonial upstarts will tremble before the might of His Majesty's Government

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Re: Shortsighted oversight :/

>But Microsoft did its usual foot-shooting exercise and that was that

I wonder if they were still scarred by their monopoly court cases?

The old reliably Evil Microsoft could have made the Winphone a success by simply blocking any other mobile platform from a bunch of Microsoft tools (Exchange server/ Office365/ etc) , while making it very easy to secure and administer Winphone through your corporate tools.

Orion reaches the Moon, buzzes surface, gets ready to orbit

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Re: It’s 2022

If this mission is a success do you think that one day people might be able to reach the moon ?

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Re: Poor live coverage of flyby, NASA answered criticism with new Nasa stream for Artemis footage.

Didn't they also say nobody was allowed to film the launchpad ?

Time Lords decree an end to leap seconds before risky attempt to reverse time

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Re: Cop Out

>It takes less words in german due to the practice of taking all the spaces out and counting several words as one

Is there a German name for this practice ?

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Re: Let it slide

That was the downfall of French revolutionary time. Rather than a day off in 7 you got one day off in 10.

This forced the French to invent l'automobile so they had something to set fire to in protest

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Re: Cop Out

I think that anything involving 'atomic' time probably post dates French imperial hegemony

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Re: We fear leap seconds.... Julius added whole eigthy days...

I think in their day it was all MVS

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Re: Cop Out

And not for childishly holding up the process until everyone agrees to the acronym so they can go home

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Re: TAI = UTC + 37 seconds, am I missing something?

>It's the threat to civilisation we're worried about.

That explains why certain people aren't concerned

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Re: Didn't someone previously propose

That was the work-around most big computer users used.

But it means systems could disagree about the time by up to 0.5 seconds during that day.

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Re: Cop Out

add in a leap hour, you simply change that offset.

So giving the world a Y5.6k problem ?

Jaguar Land Rover courts coders caught in big tech layoffs

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Re: Need more than coders

>Tells me the software is buggy as f*ck

So the software leaks memory faster than the engine leaks oil?

Nice to see the LandRover tradition being upheld

Software company wins $154k for US Navy's licensing breach

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If you can't trust the US military to behave, who can you trust?

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That headline?

The old el'reg wouldn't have missed the opportunity to make a "better to be a pirate than join the navy" Jobs quote

TSMC confirms 3nm fab in Arizona to make neighbor Intel sweat a little more

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Intel remains on track

And have the Powerpoint presentations to prove it.

Twitter set for more layoffs as Musk mulls next move

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See that's the advantage of IoT, when the person whose credit card the subscription was billed to finally leaves - the lights turn themselves off.

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Re: Closed my twitter account today

When Poe's law and Godwin's law collide

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Re: Requirements

What about if that megaphone is essentially the only way of hearing somebody?

Suppose twitter dropped all democrat candidates a month before the election? Suppose Google decided not to return any search results for Republicans or had Chrome block all Republican candidates sites?

Suppose the credit card companies and banks decided they would only process donations for their preferred candidate

At some point these monopolies have to be regulated in a different way from a bakery not making a gay wedding cake.

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Re: Requirements

Especially when you consider what the constitution says about publicity stunt votes inside a privately held corporation.

I believe it was settled in the case of "8 out of 10 cats vs the supreme court"

Biden administration earmarks $13b to modernize electric grid

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Re: Socialism

In other news Musk puts in a bid for Enron

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Re: IT does not matter

But apart from Florida being underwater and Texas becoming an apocalyptic hell scape, there are downsides to climate change

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Socialism

Surely the grid would be more reliable if it was run by efficient American corporations. Has anybody called Musk?

Aviation regulators push for more automation so flights can be run by a single pilot

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Re: Madness

That's why cold-war Soviet airliners with a separate navigator and radio operator in addition to the pilots were so safe.

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Re: Next up: get rid of that pesky extra engine.

For the same reason that motorbike accidents by young men on the road are so common?

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Re: 2 Pilots for a reason

But that only applies to planes above a certain number of passengers.

The single engined float planes that take off from the water in a busy city center, surrounded by high buildings, mountains and suspension bridges, in an uncontrolled airspace full of private pilots, police/news/medic helicopters. These only need one pilot because they have < 16 seats.

I suppose this is much easier flying job than taking a 737 from one Cat5 airport to another Cat5 airport.

US offshore oil and gas installation at 'increasing' risk of cyberattack

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Some cybersecurity tips

Do not have your monitors set to 16char x 4line mode with sci-fi font

Change the password from "Swordfish"

Absolute zero must be maintained in the boiling clouds of coolant for the mainframe

Do not connect every terminal to the automatic destruct system

If any British guy in a suit turns up - don't let him in / throw him overboard / ideally shoot him and then throw him overboard

Former Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes sentenced to 11 years in prison

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Re: The rich investors deserved it.

Also you factor that into the investment returns:

They claim to detect these 20 diseases in a single 1ml sample for $1. OK that's ridiculous, but if they can do 10 tests on a 20ml sample for $10 then we are still 10x up on the competition.

Problem is when instead of switching to a realistic product they just keep hyping the impossible one.

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