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What Mary, Queen of Scots, can teach today’s cybersec royalty

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Re: One time pads: one more thing

Assuming she wrote it v...e...r...y s...l...o...w...y in CAPITALS

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Re: One time pads: one more thing

Having grown up in the French court she presumably had access to a means of secret communication unintelligible to the English

Yukon UFO could have cost unfortunate balloon fan $12

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Re: Cost

So a Canada goose with laser beams?

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Re: Cost

So what the RAF needs is Biggles and Biplanes? The defence spending review might be able to get behind that.

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Re: Cost

>Wonder how much the cost of keeping the pilot and F22 or what ever flying per hour is

For an F22, the DoD say $70K/hour. That's why they want to replace it with the bargain F35 which will only cast $45K/hour

>I'd imagine the missile cost is minimal by comparison

Price of the missile is $430K

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I would assume that the anti-aircraft missile set fire to it. As we know all chemicals are rendered harmless to the environment once set on fire

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Chinese spy balloon

To be fair it was probably made in China

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Re: Republicans have a lot to answer for

If you can be goaded into military action by people who claim that Jewish space lasers caused forest fires, Italian satellites control voting machines and trickle down economics works - you don't deserve to have an air force

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NIBBB

Are now listed as a terrorist group

Gartner: Oracle probes orgs for Java compliance after new licensing terms

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Re: Oracle is targeting users on Java compliance after new licensing terms

>I choose to run a few VMs in VirtualBox (strictly for personal use)

The concern, that led to a lot of businesses banning it, is that a bunch of the plugins aren't free.

So a user somewhere in your organisation plugs in a USB device, clicks OK to some pop-up without reading the small print - and you trigger an Oracle audit.

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Re: Oracle is targeting users on Java compliance after new licensing terms

> wean your company off any of Oracle's proprietary products

That's why they are going after Java.

You dump Oracle but you use Virtualbox or the next bit of infrastructure Oracle buy

Infineon given the green light for €5B Dresden chip fab

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Re: History doesn’t even rhyme, it just repeats….

Surely it would be more economical to basically shut down the eastern part of the country, move all the jobs to Frankfurt and then every few years spend a few Euro on a poster campaign claiming you are "levelling up" ( just make sure you don't hold any referenda )

.... Pitch to ZDF, a comedy about a bunch of ossi semiconductor engineers that move to Taiwan to look for work and have hilarious cultural misunderstandings.

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Re: Sanity check?

I'm in a very similar position with my startup idea to sell 4 quarters for a $

The business plan suggests that I can just about break even, and so I need a $1Bn subsidy to make any profit

What you need to know about the real-time capable edition of Ubuntu 22.04

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Re: The key question maybe?

>We don't need "OS-independent standards" because Operating Systems are either Real Time or not, and no matter how fast things go

So a system which guarantees that the garbage collection will complete by the end of the quarter is by defn. Hard Real Time

The second dust bowl cometh for America, supercomputer warns

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Re: American Midwest

But if you don't get all the water out first, then somebody else will and they'll make your money - see almond farming in California

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Re: American Midwest

Yes but it's full of people that don't believe in climate change and are poor.

So the only people who will really suffer are satirical website writers

Tesla fires gigafactory staff after someone made the mistake of mentioning unions

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Re: Denial[TM] to the rescue!

Microsoft is being sued for 270M quid (or is appealing the appeal following the appeal) for deciding that companies can't sell their old Microsoft licenses when they stop using the products

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Re: 19th Century England or 21st Century USA?

You are free to strike so long as you balloted the members properly - in ancient Greek by hidden scroll buried in a pyramid not less than 3000 years before the beginning of the action.

The strike doesn't reduce the service below statutory minimum levels - defined as 110% of the normal operating level

And doesn't cause any financial damage to anyone in the company, its customers, its customers tennis partners, its customers tennis partner's friends, etc

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Re: Denial[TM] to the rescue!

>There's no first mover advantage and no network effect with cars

There was with Tesla originally, at least here in the former colonies. It was the first EV that wasn't a huge compromise (looking at you BMW i3) , then the model 3 was "affordable" and you had the fast charger network.

Now that you can buy an EV version of every car and there are DC fast chargers, although still not as good as the Tesla network if you are driving cross country.

I wonder if Tesla can force a buyer lock-in? The drawback of not having a dealer network. You could allow owners to transfer "licensed" features, like self driving to new models. IIRC there was a case where some add-on feature was blocked on a car that was sold 2nd hand, can't remember what the court ruling was.

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Re: Denial[TM] to the rescue!

If it becomes embarrassing to own a Tesla in the cool set then there are a now a lot of alternatives that may offer better performance / value / etc

It's not clear Tesla has the same consumer lock-in as say owning an iPhone,

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Re: "Tesla has reportedly fired employees [..] just a day after workers announced plans to unionize"

> It seems they are all pining for the Pinkerton days of yore.

Too expensive, but those Wagner guys are probably cheap - now if only we can get H1Bs for them

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Re: Understandable

But we're all fans of Police unions?

How else do we break strikes

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>There are enough poor people worldwide in a need of a job for him not to worry about this.

But are there enough rich people in the USA who are eco warrior enough to want a Tesla but also hate unions ?

A Tesla is a flash bastard asparational purchase, not sure who buys it if it comes with a MAGA hat

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Re: 19th Century England or 21st Century USA?

So do we get transported to Australia for trying to form a union now ?

What Brit watchdog redacted: Google gives Apple cut of Chrome iOS search revenue

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Re: Flawed logic

Yes, and I am running Brave + a vpn to my piHoled DNS on Grapheneos on a rooted Pixel

But if Apple said "next iPhone - no ads ever" without the user having to do anything....

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Re: Flawed logic

Presumably what they are really paying for is Apple not to do adblock.

Apple halved the value of Facebook by blocking tracking, if they put a piHole style block list into their OS then 1, They would have even more happy users, 2, Google would lose $$$$$bn

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Brave, Edge and Safari are all, to a greater or lesser extents, Chrome

Sick of smudges on your car's enormo touchscreen? GM patents potential cure

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Re: How about ...

Didn't they have a kids TV show in the 70s?

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A better idea

The UV only kills bugs, it doesn't actually clean the screen.

I was thinking some sort of rubber blade on an arm that could be wiped across the screen to mechanically remove dirt and clean the screen

Now to just think of a catchy name....

Unplug that Anker battery pack now: House blaze sparks recall

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I'm assuming that's what they make tanks out of

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Re: Argh!

> nitroglycerine, or petrol, or uranium, or propane,

Uranium is pretty safe, it takes really quite a large of ingenuity to make the spicy rocks go all spicy

Outage-ous: Twitter OKs cannabis ads, then goes up in smoke

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Re: Toxic

> Alcohol, for example, is also intoxicating. It does not mean poisonous

Ethanol Oral, mouse: LD50 = 3450 mg/kg;

Caffeine Oral, Rat: LD50 = 367.7 mg/kg

Nicotine: Oral, Rat: LD50 = 50 mg/kg

THC: ORAL-RAT 666 mg/KG ; ORAL-MOUSE 482 mg/KG ; ORAL-DOG 525 mg/KG (THC isn't in our MSDS system so this is some random weed company)

However Dasani seems to have got to them because for DiHydrogen-Monoxide it says "Product does not present an acute toxicity hazard based on known information"

Lufthansa flights grounded by major IT snafu, 'construction work' blamed

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Re: This is Lufthansa getting their retaliation in early...

It was for internal flights. Imagine a country where a high speed rail service would be comparable to flying between cities. It must mean they have really slow planes.

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They were, one line was in duct 'A' and the other was in duct '1' - the two ducts just happened to be superimposed in exactly the same place in "real world" space, on the network chart they are totally separate

DigitalOcean waves goodbye to 11 percent of staff

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Re: They employ people?

Somebody has to turn the lights off

Gen Z lingo and search engines: A Millennial Odyssey

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Re: Now you've used those words...

<cough>Airplane</cough>

Do you speak Jive ?

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Re: Baseline

Cromulent.AI ?

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Re: "quickly distill information"

That's why I always ask the lady at the information desk at the library

Take the blue pill: Keanu Reeves has had enough of AI baloney

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Mine was that I should have a dog

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Re: The Very Near Future ... but not as you were expecting IT and AI to make it for you.

>Let the Chatbots negotiate an agreement. Each side can select their favourite bot, trained on their own data.

Isn't this how they got to this state in the first place?

Blessed are the cheese makers

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Re: "Who cares if it's real?"

In the context of a movie ?

No the audience don't care if this is a "real" actor, a cgi puppet character or an Andy Serkis motion capture rendered as a CGI character - it's what the on-screen impression is, not how it got there.

Now in the "real" world, is it real migth matter

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Re: Dune

Thou shalt not make a tech CEO in the likeness of a human mind

Wow, so they actually let AI fly an F-16 fighter jet

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Re: @Peter2 - The mass of the pilot was a considerable constraint...

F16 is a common platform for weird tests (like putting the wings on backwards), it's fly-by-wire, it's cheap, there are lots of them that are due for repalcement

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Re: Hi! I'm Clippy!

Well the building used to be the Chinese embassy but nobody got the change-of-address card

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Re: Skynet...

You ever tried to cancel a subscription and return the box?

That customer service rep is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead

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>Nah, the team from TOPGUN will beat the AI at its own game any time of the day...

At beach volleyball certainly, but once we can cover the AIs in body oil.....

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Re: Unsurprising... and also unwise

>That's quite apart from the generally bad idea of letting a computer autonomously control highly dangerous weapons

That's why heat seeking missiles contain an intern to determine if the plane they locked onto is a passenger jet

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Re: Presumably this is why ...

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