* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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Brexit Britain looks to French company to save crumbling borders and immigration tech

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Re: DevOps

I thought devops meant firing all the ops people and letting the devs run everything?

I'm a Dev with the root passwd. Look on my work ye mighty and tremble.

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But all those extra costs count toward GDP, so in a strictly economic sense the 'value' of your exports have increased

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>You forgot to mention that it was to stop African and Asian immigration too

Unless you were campaigning in an Asian or African populated area where Brexit was all about being able to control your own immigration policy and so let in more Asian and African relatives rather than all these Poles

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But under the heel of the Brussels jackboot we were forced to offer the contract to the best bidder irrespective of nationality.

Now, as a free sovereign national we are able to just hire the French without any foreign interference

The world of work is broken and it's Microsoft's fault

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Re: Quelle surprise

Status meetings where everyone in the company reviews their progress on their project to people on every other project who have no idea about the context.

So 35 people on 5 different projects describing details to the other 34 who don't know, care or understand.

And the company thinks this 90mim snooze is an agile standup.

EV truck maker Nikola stalls in 2023, pulls out of Europe, hits brakes on production

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Re: Why do we let these zombie shams shable around?

Don't forget its innovative, battery-free, zero emission truck powered solely by gravity

Here's what the US Army picked for soldier-worn tactical USB hubs

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Re: Sand in the gear(s)

You think the DoD budget would stretch to Iphones?

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Re: Sand in the gear(s)

I'm picturing wrist mounted mil-spec Apple watch, but with GB602 Aquaddie proof 55way metal Amphenol connectors

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New drill ?

<shouty voice> Present keys

By the left, attempt to insert key.

Rotate key

Attempt insert key

Rotate key

Attempt insert key

Irony alert: Major airport to be interrupted for two hours to replace UPS

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Re: the company behind Gatwick Airport's exceptional infrastructure

It's still there, seems to be all you can ask of it

Eta Aquariid meteor shower peaks this weekend, and will be one for the ages

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>(e.g. the Perseids come "from" Perseus).

Although the government is introducing legislation to stop them arriving here

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Re: Aye, right !

>"A meteor shower is like a normal rain shower,

But with hypersonic rocks surrounded by plasma falling like raindrops on roses

Russia tops national leagues in open source downloads

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Re: Pariah State?

But they aren't paying in Rubles

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Re: We keep doing Russians favors

>it's the primary cause of Russian's appalling life expectancy.

Cue Putin, 'I have a cunning plan'

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Re: Pariah State?

>Russian economy and inflation numbers are better than USA.

That's pretty easy if you don't allow trade.

The inflation in YAANC bucks is 0% because nobody trades in YAANC bucks and I set the official value. In fact since I set the official exchange rate at $1M USD to 1 YAANC buck my GDP is doing very well

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Re: We keep doing Russians favors

So the best plan would have been to get SAP deeply embedded in the Russian military-industrial complex and then NOT impose sanctions?

Pixies keep switching off my morning alarm, says Google Pixel owner

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>Stupid idea to use a playlist as an alarm.

Since I set John Cage's 4′33″ as my alarm I have slept soundly and woken refreshed every morning

Working from home could kill career advancement, says IBM CEO

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Microsoft

Staff must come back into the office, it's the only way to get any real work done.

Your work will be developing our extensive range of products that allow teams to work seamlessly from multiple remote locations

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>Isn't this the guy who decided to get rid of experienced people because they were too old?

No that would.be illegal (in civilized countries), he got rid of experienced people because they were expensive and helped customers.

Storing the Quran on your phone makes you a terror suspect in China

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More stealing our IP

The Chinese government outrageously yet dangerously conflates Islam with violent extremism to justify its abhorrent abuses

Universe-mapping Euclid satellite arrives in US ahead of July launch

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Re: Agree

L2 along with the other L's is a point. But the payloads orbit around the point because it's not a minima so it takes fuel to stay exactly there.

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"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

Online Safety Bill age checks? We won't do 'em, says Wikipedia

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Re: FFS

So you're happy that innocent young Conservatives could see the MailOnline ?

Dropbox drops 16% of staff, points finger at hard-up customers and AI

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To persuade enterprise customers to buy into their stuff and get deeply embedded enough that they keep paying when Microsoft finally get Azure / OneDrive / Teams / Outlook / SMB to all play nicely together to do all this stuff automatically

UK emergency services take DIY approach amid 12-year wait for comms upgrade

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Re: Reasons for delay?

Whats wrong with their current process?

- Go to operator of existing system.

- Contract them to build next system

- When it's late pay them more for continued support for the old system

- Repeat

Shocks from a hairy jumper crashed a PC, but the boss wouldn't believe it

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Re: Static

>Seems my unmentionables were made of cotton, hers were made of silk and petrochemicals.

So the optimal is "bare feet and no knickers"?

Hands off, vendors – it's for research! $11B of US CHIPS funds earmarked for NIST fabs

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NSTC choose to license technologies

And will it be allowed to license to anyone, or just to Intel ?

So will it be like NASA, half of whose budget goes on supporting research into "USA large commercial aircraft".

Note this is not a Boeing subsidy, its research is available to all US manufacturers of large commercial aircraft.

Balloon-borne telescope returns first photos in search for dark matter

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resolutions as high as the Hubble Space Telescope

"a 0.5m telescope" - HST is a 2.4m telescope so "resolutions 1/5 as high as Hubble"

You can cross 'Quantum computers to smash crypto' off your list of existential fears for 30 years

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I miss the good old days when spy agencies left laptops in bars or had unencrypted DVDs that got lost in the post.

US National Cyber Director: Fending off cyber threats in space is 'urgent,' needs 'high level attention'

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US Mole Command

Although they hacked 'space' assets, they did it over fibre cables that are buried underground.

So obviously the US needs a "Mole Command"

US Supreme Court snubs that guy who wants AI recognized as patent inventors

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If you used chatgpt, or a genetic algorithm, to design a circuit for you. Could you explain how it came to that solution? Could you then claim to be the inventor? Could you then patent it ?

Or have you just decided that all mobile phone antenna designs and most semiconductor mask patterns aren't patentable?

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Re: Patents and Copyright are privileges, not rights

Originally it was because inventions would be kept secret. So if the inventor died or went out of business the secret of the everlasting gobstopper, or obstetrics forceps, would be lost.

More recently it's so an inventor of one component of a system can offer their invention to makers of the rest of the system without it being stolen.

Mandiant's 'most prevalent threat actor' may be living under your roof – the teenager

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Re: Prospective defence

I blame books.

If we didn't teach these proto-hackers to read while they are still in school then they won't be able to learn from each other

If you don't get open source's trademark culture, expect bad language

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Re: Storm in a rust bucket?

That's what they are trying to use the trademark to ensure.

Otherwise some evil corp could take Rust, extend it so it only runs on their OS, release masses of libraries that only work with their version. Encourage teaching their version in college for 'market fit' and your evil corp's open source package has become property of a different evil corp

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Microsoft also went after the cross platform wxwindows, forcing a rename to wxwidgets, and then went after X-Windows which predates Windows

From tiny acorns mighty oak trees grow – RSA is back in town

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Don't forget the year

That the USA banned the 'S' in RSA from attending the conference.

International cops urge Meta not to implement secure encryption for all

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But if the police don't have access to everything how can they protect us from unions ?

https://mronline.org/2021/08/09/spycops-how-the-uk-police-infiltrated-over-1000-political-groups/

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Re: Old Confused Person Here

Because you can then arrest anyone for using encryption.

If child abusers use encryption then anybody using encryption is a child abuser, and you don't support child abusers do you ?

Boffins think they've decoded mysterious 819-day Mayan calendar

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Re: Has anyone…

The Mayans ?

With a mighty hand, and an outstretched arm, Musk scraps Pope's blue tick

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If the vatican is a country

Does the man in the fancy hat get flagged as state media ?

Chinese company claims it's built batteries so dense they can power electric airplanes

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Re: Those are rookie numbers

>But surely a train/metro, a bus,..., would be a better option?

Well if you're a socialist - yes

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Re: Those are rookie numbers

>And what exactly do those quad-thingies replace?

Helicopters

For now just air-taxi services but once drones get to the size/payload of helicopters and become as cheap to operate and maintain they will get a lot more uses.

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Re: Battery materials???

The 50+% includes heat recovery to electric energy.

2stroke diesels are more efficient, but unlikely to power aircraft

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Re: Those are rookie numbers

Swappable battery packs aren't necessarily a problem designed in from scratch. We manage it with industrial vehicles.

But for short <30 min flights with a similar turn around time - like shuttles - a DC fast charger would work.

A lot of an electrical aircraft is simpler than a car. There us no regen charging. The load is a lot more constant, especially if it had supercaps for take off.

The lack of swappable batteries in cars is purely economics/infrastructure

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Re: Those are rookie numbers

>yes, but you land, spend a few minutes pumping kerosene in to the tanks, then take off again

Then spend hours servicing the engines

Battery power isn't going to replace plant-goop for 737s but it could enable a lot of quadcopter airport-city centre taxi services with short ranges and strict noise / pollution limits

Europe wants more cities to use datacenter waste heating. How's that going?

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Re: Coal it not just CO2

But it's natural, organically generated radioactivity

SpaceX's second attempt at orbital Starship launch ends in fireball

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Re: Complexity ≠ Reliability

> the safest design was having just one engine

There has never been an engine failure in a glider

4chan and other web sewers scraped up into Google's mega-library for training ML

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Re: "Problematic, racist, and pornographic web content"

I have an electric car and 10c/kWh hydro

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Re: "Problematic, racist, and pornographic web content"

I've got a water-powered car.

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