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Microsoft's big bet on helium-3 fusion explained

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Re: The mysterious Megajoule and the eternal 20 year period

A Mars bar is almost a mega Joule

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Re: "Critically, Helion has yet to achieve ignition."

Although fusion reactors don't have a chain reaction so aren't critical

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Everybody likes donuts - cos the maths is simpler and it was all worked out 50 years ago

They have a problem that you can't run them continually so tricky for power plants and they work better as they get bigger - in fact small ones don't work at all until we got the new super-duper conductor (*) magnets

* not the official name, but I wish it was

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>So they need to produce a fusion reactor to produce fuel for the fusion reactor. If they have the first one working why would they need the second?

Same reason you have diesel generators on oil rigs

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Re: Bad name, won't work.

That's why the smart money is on the Wendelstein 7-X - that's a proper Bond villain gadget name

Elizabeth Holmes is going to prison – with a $500m bill

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Re: Mixed feelings today

There is a difference between optimistic view of future performance and outright lying. Especially when the FDA are involved

Assuming the original plan was legitimate, and they were "faking it till you make it", then at some point it became obvious that the tech would never work and it turned into a scam.

This isn't that unusual, the iPhone that Jobs first demonstrated only worked on stage because they had setup a private cell network just for that device.

A lot of pre-release game consoles demo'ed at CES with the game actually running on a bunch of servers behind the curtain.

Another security calamity for Capita: An unsecured AWS bucket

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Re: Blah blah blah

MP's bank details are all freely available, along with their 'advisor' rates, on their business cards

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Re: Blah blah blah

Well you couldn't fine them because the costs would be passed on to the customers, who are the taxpayers who pay for this contract

NHS England spends £8M to extend Microsoft deals by a month

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Re: Long Term Solution

How could the NHS offer cutting edge surgery without PowerPoint?

VA, Oracle's Cerner agree on renegotiated health records contract

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Learning from history

Not for nothing is Oracle known as the graveyard of empires

We regret to inform you Earth will not be destroyed by an asteroid within 1,000 years

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scientists can reliably track asteroid paths about 100 years into the future,

scientists can reliably track KNOWN asteroid paths about 100 years into the future,

Space is really big, rocks are really dark, we don't have much radar

Dyson moans about state of UK science and tech, forgets to suck up his own mess

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

You're allowed to write to your MP about a planning application and the head of a property developer that just donated a million quid to the party is allowed to chat to an MP (and home secretary) while they're having a free holiday on their yacht = that's democracy

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

>All they have to do is smile when cutting the ribbons. A royal who's been trained from birth to do what's best for the country is a better choice than many.

That seems optimal, assuming they are paid the going rate for somebody whose only skill is waving and smiley blankely.

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Re: Pay

>Everything's backwards in the US - the more you make, the less you pay for healthcare.

That's the plan

but don't worry it all trickles down to the poors

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

Did, I'm not a fan of monarchy so lucky I emigrated.

My physics PhD is now making automatic surgical systems for somebody else's GDP

Top AI execs tell US Senate: Please, please pour that regulation down on us

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Re: Pulling up the ladder

Computers are becoming too powerful and we need regulation to stop anyone else making them = IBM chief in 1960

Offshore wind power redesign key to adoption, says Irish firm

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Re: USA

Work - the curse of the drinking classes

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Re: USA

"a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat."

Are you sure? "Less likely" I could believe but is Manhattan really the global minima for wild goat bites? Especially if we are including the outer boroughs

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Re: Balast

>Finding cheaper and more suitable balast sources would seem like a better direction of research

Ideally a ballast that is massless during transport and installation but then very very dense when in use

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USA

But Ireland is part of the USA. Look at all the Americans who are 'Irish' despite being born in, and never leaving, the contiguous united States

To quench AI's thirst, the way we build, operate datacenters needs to change

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Re: Look North !!

>Question, when you evaporate water for cooling does it not become water later? Another words, it rains down wind from the dc or at least seeds the clouds?

But that's in a different zoning district so doesn't count.

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Re: Look North !!

And what's better you have reliable power, good communications infrastructure and low latency links to make centers of population.

EU and Canada on waiting list for Google's AI chatbot Bard

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Re: depressing advice is simply 'never trust your eyes or ears ever again.'

Engagement.

Imagine el'reg but instead of handful of drunken scribes scrawling a couple of stories a day (sorry ed) you have an AI writing unlimited purple prose directly targeted at your specific interests and opinions?

Obviously that would be shite - but imagine the same thing for people on Facebook or Twitter or Instagram

If you want VR / Metaverse to take off (for some reason) you can't have an 80s videogame level of polygon graphics, you need beautiful, unique, realistic, scene design - but for free.

Sonatype axes 14 percent of staff, reminds them not to talk to the press

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Re: Phew!

How about “times are tough, and unfortunately we have to reduce staff to get the business right. Sorry folks, and good luck.”

The advantage of doing it their way is that anybody experienced and valuable, and therefore well paid and expensive to make redundant, sees the writing on the wall and quits. So not only does the next 14% fire themselves, they do it for cheap.

An important system on project [REDACTED] was all [REDACTED] up

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You'd be happier if it updated itself to whatever the latest fashion was?

How do I cancel the fire alarm?

It used to be finger pinch the hamburger menu for 3seconds, now you swipe anticlockwise on the middle third of the screen

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There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.

This is just temporary..... unless it works

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Outlook had an interesting feature that when the PST file filled a drive, or reached a maximum (2gb?) size it managed to corrupt itself.

Will LLMs take your job? Only if you let them

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Great quote

The robots taking over creating poetry and paintings while the humans pick fruit and clean bathrooms isn't the future we expected

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Re: Overly optimistic

All the programmers are going to be made redundant by compilers which allow anybody to write simple clear prompts and have the machine automatically translate that into software.

Now that we have COBOL, management can instruct the machines directly

'Top three Balkans drug kingpins' arrested after cops crack their Sky ECC chats

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Re: Nationalise The Drugs

But will the revenue from drug sales make up for the lost GDP from replacing stolen goods and repairing the damage from robberies?

Alien rock causes cosmic disturbance in New Jersey home

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Could be worse, they have Missals

Is there anything tape can’t fix? This techie used it to defeat the Sun

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Re: Not only mice

We see you playing a major structural role in this project - hold up this shelf

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Re: Not only mice

>Hate that sort of answer.

Obviously you just incorporate the architect into the building's aesthetic. Just sit him on the windowsill - you might have to nail him in place

Britain's largest private pension scheme reveals scale of Capita break-in

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Re: I will believe it when...

You forget it's binary.

Every time they fsckup the "don't deal with these idiots again" bit is flipped, and the next time they fsckup the bit is cleared.

Nvidia CEO pay falls ten percent in FY23 on missed sales targets

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>If NVIDIA never gave any stock awards to the average worker, only to the executives, it would not be discrimination in the sense of illegal act

So that's why the US seems so animated about access to bathrooms !

Give the keys to the executive washroom to the masses,

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>Because they're staff, i.e. peons. They agreed to their meager salary,

And half of them earn more than $230,000. The half that earn less than this are probably new graduate hires

Obviously a pittance for a proper unionised job in the UK, but not terrible for a US manufacturing company

Tough Euro crackdown on AI use passes key vote

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Re: Risk /safety is subjective

> I'm at a loss to understand why the EU is kicking this around

There is no such thing as the Eu, just politicians / civil servants working in their own interests(so unlike our own dear government)

So elected officials can go to their voters (both of them) and say "I'm working to protect you from the evil AI"

The civil servants can work on cool new AI stuff rather than the 32nd draft of the "Nuts (unground), (other than ground nuts) Order"

BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus

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Re: When do people understand that cash rules?

>The amount of current drawn is not up to the wire to decide.

A fundamental tenet of power electronicw

YouTube's 'Ad blockers not allowed' pop-up scares the bejesus out of netizens

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Re: So many problems with that idea

>The only positive outcome of removing liability for third party speech would be cesspools like Facebook and TikTok going bankrupt overnight.

No it will mean only Facebook and TikTok will survive.

They have the engineering resource to have an AI ban any posts from S****horpe and the lawyers to file form 4096B to prove they have a process.

It will ban places like el'reg and your local football club fan forum.

Every little school and hobby forum site will have to move to Facebook or risk the moderators losing their house.

Remember who support prohibition - baptists AND bootleggers

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Re: Why

Well if you'd let us track everything about you we can do more relevant ads.

So zebo-t-f wants FORTRAN debugging tools and a Hello Kittie themed jet ski

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But now YouTube is targeting those of us with layers of brave browser, pihole and other magic. And we are exactly the high value customers that blanket ad buyers want to target.

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Re: Subscription

What are YouTube going to do about copyright strikes when they are the ones collecting $/month for you watching pirated content?

Dell reneges on remote work promise, tells staff to wear pants at least 3 days a week

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Re: It's not for everyone...

As the ghost of a medieval court jester currently working for a small rental outfit I object to all these stories about computers

Brexit Britain looks to French company to save crumbling borders and immigration tech

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>the democratic vote to leave the European Union has nothing to do with how nice the Royals looked on Saturday.

Any chance of King Charles getting Aquitaine back ?

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"Humphrey, Couldn't we give this contract to a startup who could offer a quick and efficient solution based on opensource rather than giving it to the usual Capgemini/G4S/Crapita who screwed up last time ?"

"That would be a very courageous decision, minister"

.......

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Re: CapGemini built Abbey Nationals car and home insurance software

“When good Americans die, they go to Paris'.

'Where do bad Americans go?'

'They stay in America'.”

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Re: hmm

>The Rwanda scheme being a place to accommodate the flood of illegal immigrants who need to be processed

For now, then we can extend it to terrorist suspects, then domestic terrorist suspects, then people who put their bins out on the wrong day.

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They will deliver all that. Note there was no mention of delivering any working software

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Re: Alternative explanation for contract award

We could go back to black and white passport photos?

Open source at America's famous Los Alamos Lab: Pragmatism as its nucleus

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User requirements

The backend database on an HPC system is to store the model configuration, so you need ease of use and quick snapshots more than you need complex custom SQL triggers and report generation

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