* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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BMW adds games to the 5 series but still ain't the Ultimate Gaming Machine

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Ir's a 5series

It has to be a golf game

Subpoenaed PyPI says bye-bye to as much IP address data as it can

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Re: Salting IP addresses

>Isn't the salt, and the hash arbitrarily big until this isn't an issue?

Doesn't help. You need to know the salt to do the match. So the search space is the same- it doesn't really increase compute. The salt only protects from pre-computed hashes

Google Photos AI still can't label gorillas after racist errors

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Re: So yeah how are those autonomous cars coming along ?

So 90year old drivers might kill lots of people but remember, they vote

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Re: Racist?

>My understanding is that you need to bias it the other way and have more black people than white in order to get similar accuracy.

Or not. Police facial recognition used mugshots. Proportion of black people arrested (and so in mugshots) >> proportion of black people in population = system flags more black people as criminal

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Was listening to a US history podcast review of Marc Morris's latest book - it consisted of 30mins apologising/justifying the use of the offensive title = "The Anglo Saxons"

Seriously, boss? You want that stupid password? OK, you get that stupid password

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Re: Just the one letter?

If you put an umlaut in your password, does that make it 30% more metal ?

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Re: Did he save the Company?

Or worse, The MD logs in on Bob's last day, removes that /VMUnix file that is taking up lots of space - and then Bob is accused of leaving some sort of trap that destroyed the system.

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Re: Just the one letter?

Accidental similar revenge.

A RaspberryPi was monitoring some equipment, the sort of "leave it alone for a year until something fails"

The user swore blind they had used the 'standard' shared password for all that sort of kit.

The Pi starts with the proper Queen's King's English keyboard and asks you to enter a password

To make WiFi work you have to set your locale - to here in the colonies

The password included an '@' ....

China's homegrown airliner makes first paid-for flight

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I'll only fly Boeing if the board is standing on the ground underneath the aircraft.

LIGO cranks up the sensitivity to sniff out gravitational waves

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Expecting to go into the lecture, find everyone sitting on the ceiling = there was a sign error

That old box of tech junk you should probably throw out saves a warehouse

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Re: Hmmm

Bonus points if they've all got the barrel connectors cut off because you needed that 5V@3A supply but with the connector from that 12V one so break out the soldering iron

US and China trade chiefs aim for cool heads as chip wars heat up

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China seems to have won this round

Banning Huawei is a big pain for western countries, it costs business and customers to rip out an entire telecoms network and generates bad press.

Memory is a commodity, banning Micron hits Micron but doesn't really impact Chinese companies of users - they can swap to Hynix or Samsung at zero cost

Leaked Kyndryl files show 55 was average age of laid-off US workers

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Re: Average?

Although not in this case, the people were between 24 and 70, it's not like there were any 10,000 year olds to skew the average.

I'm not sure (off the top of my head) if an average age of 55 out of 156 and 52 out of 264 is statistically significant depending on the age distribution of the employees

Facial recog system used by Met Police shows racial bias at low thresholds

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Re: How could it possibly go wrong?

>Even if this did happen, the Met would never shoot dead an innocent unarmed black person

That's unfair, sometimes they can't find a black man and have to resort to a Brazilian

Lenovo Thinkpad Z13 just has this certain Macbook Air about it...

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Re: Bone to Pick

Oh good - it did seem a step backwards

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Re: Another Liam's Windows rant

And all of the major distributions worked.

After 30 years and a dozen major releases there are a lot of niche options.

I'm betting WinCE, NT-Embedded and IBM DOS2.11 also didn't work

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Re: Bone to Pick

Macbook Air (at least my M1) doesn't have magsafe. Had to buy a magsafe-usbC adapter from cheapchinesecrap.com for when the killer feline decides that nothing else is allowed on its couch

SF cops got warrant-free OK to watch protest via private security cameras

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Re: Chipping Away

I can't see this sort of thing being allowed in the UK.

A constitutional right to protest against the government? That's terrorism

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Re: What is needed

If they have nothing to hide they have nothing to fear

Born in the USA! Broadcom will produce American-made RF modules for Apple

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All of Apple's products depend on technology .... built here in the United States

Except for the actual made in China iPhone and its made in Taiwan SOC and made in Korea other ICs

So it depends on one chip made in the USA

FBI abused spy law but only like 280,000 times in a year

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Re: I'm not surprised

> FBI is the enemy of the People

It's just a question of jurisdiction.

The CIA's job is to overthrow democracies and stage coups in foreign countries but isn't allowed to operate inside the USA

The FBI is the domestic equivalent

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Re: FISA will be renewed as usual

That's the advantage a certain US president had. When you post all the worst stuff yourself on your own Twitter feed it's difficult for them to blackmail you

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Re: I'm not surprised

The Black Lives Matter protestors were African-American and so obviously linked to foreigners and so fair game for the FBI

Keir Starmer's techno-fix for the NHS: Déjà vu disaster or brave new blunder?

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Re: NHS Linux

The difference on Linux is that somebody with a sales target to reach doesn't get to decide that if you need access to

certain data you also need to pay for PowerPoint aswell as Onedrive, and then decide that your bulk license has to count every employee from canteen to gardening as 'users'

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Re: It's not THAT hard!

>takes "quite a few years" to train a doctor, so if you open up the taps now, you'll get more doctors in something like a 5-10 year

If only foreign doctors were trained on how to work on the unique British physique

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> I think Keir needs more practise being ‘a normal chap’ just like Blair used to do

It's in the next service pack.

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I owe NHS IT a lot

It's what made me jump to this side of the pond.

Was doing interesting, if slightly underpaid, work at a little tech company oop north.

The receptionist had a boyfriend, a PFY who could barely string a sentence together but had a company 5series and I found out, was paid twice what I made as chief R&D.

He sold software to the NHS, he didn't understand what the software did, or why they needed it - but it was the only approved solution and the local NHS had to buy it. But somehow he was paid to 'sell' it

Russian businesses want to party like it's 1959 with 6-day workweek

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Re: Capital idea comrades!

They all run down some steps waving banners, then everyone gets shiny biceps and a tractor and everyone lives happily ever after

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Slightly concerned about how the predictive text chose to correct that particular misspelling !

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Re: Shows the strain Russia's economy is under

>So is Ukraine

A country facing the fastest entry to the Eu and Nato ever - with everyone in Europe/USA queuing up to pump investments into it.

>Meanwhile Europe is depleted of the few weapons it had,

Europe is depleted of the USSR era weapons it was stuck with and every arms manufacturer from Seoul to Santiago is booking next years bonus.

>the US is a gentle psychooperative shove away from civil war

The US is always one missed happy meal away from civil war, it has been since before the last civil war

>That pretty much gives China carte-blanche to take Taiwan

We just showed China what the world response is to the worlds #2 superpower invading a little farming country we don't give a fsck about.

What do you think is going to be the response to a bunch of "racial epithets" invading a country we rely on for the chips in our heated car seats ?

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Re: Seriously?

>Will childcare, school, and whatever else cares for the sprogs

What are you, some sort of communist ?

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Re: Seriously?

The big advantage of slave labour - the ones made on friday afternoon are just as good !

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>What is a tankie?

It was a schism in 1960s left wing groups in Britain.

The Marxist-Leninists who whore knitted jumpers without arms were known as tanktop wearers - shortened to tankies.

They were opposed by the Moaists who preferred jumpers which opened up the front, these cardigan wearers were known as card-carriers

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Re: Development of Business Patriotism

>"I'm Backing Britain"

I think that's the theme for the party conference:

<whooping noise> warning, country is reversing,,,,,,

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Development of Business Patriotism

Conservative government starts hurriedly scribbling notes

China becomes the 37th country to approve Microsoft's Activision buyout

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China's unconditional surrender

I for one welcome our Start-menu wielding overlords

US supers maintain grip on Top500 list as China seemingly hides its powers

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Re: UK?

The government has launched a great Patriotic effort to scour the nations attics and car boot sales for old Speccies and BBC micros which will be put in a shed somewhere and form the UK's supercomputer center

Excess profits on Motorola's Airwave estimated to be £1.3B

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Re: Market not working well

> it seems to me that if you have a single monopoly supplier for an essential emergency service, that's not a market at all, and it's hardly surprising that the customer is in a poor bargaining position.

For instance there is only one Met Police. Which severely limits the opportunities for local capital based Genuinely Autonomous Network GroupS to provide a service of beating up protesters, sexually abusing women and murdering minorities with a lower cost base and a wider range of options than the current hidebound nationalised industry

And for a small payment, of less than your council tax contribution to the fuzz, you can arrange with the thieves guild not to be mugged for a year

China bans Micron products after security review finds unspecified flaws

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Re: How the hell can you add spyware to a DRAM chip? Get real.

We might not be able to do this but remember China has the technology to embed, invisible undetectable chips in Supermicro motherboards that can send all the information in the CPU to China over a secret network

Microsoft's big bet on helium-3 fusion explained

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> But just trying to think of the conditions necessary for that kind of fusiom makes me cry for my mummy!

The "Not In My Stellar Neighbourhood" bunch are a real limit on using Supernovae for power generation

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Re: Bad name, won't work.

His other notable invention caused enough damage

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Re: Very Large Fusion System

Wait till they privatise it, can't have everyone using it for free

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Re: Step one

Obviously we aren't going to build one - even if it worked

It would involve "investment" so Conservatives and Labour2.0 will be against it

It's NUKULAR so the Greens are against it

It's not coal so Labour1.0 will be against it

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Re: 100 million degrees!!

>What is that, Celsius or Kelvin?

That dinosaur skeleton is 100,000,001 years old.

How come so precise?

Well it was 100million years old when I visited last year

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Re: Not a strictly true statement

>we haven't actually razed any cities down to bedrock using fusion weapons

Although a few tropical islands and some bits of the American southwest have been extensively redecorated

UK government prays that size doesn't matter as it chips in £1B for semiconductor sector

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Re: "Not in a position to compete against countries like Taiwan..."

Picofurlongs surely?

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Re: "smaller is better"

That's the cunning plan. With only £1Bn to spend, the British chips will have to be smaller than the huge $50Bn American chips. Just like a Mini vs a Cadilac.

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Re: "Not in a position to compete against countries like Taiwan..."

There is also "purchasing power parity", these fabs cost billions to build in Taiwan while in Britain sheds can be built for only a few hundred quid.

If we assume that a cutting-edge 3nm gen-5 fab, and a shed on an allotment are basically the same thing - then Britain could be a major player

First ever 64-bit version of Windows rediscovered … and a C compiler for it too

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DEC decided that we should replace all our Micro-Vaxen with Alphas - so they increased our maintenance contract to ludicrous mode.

Another bit of DEC were selling Alphas bundled with NT for 1/2 price of the same Alpha with VMS

So we bought a bunch of the NT workstations and installed Linux, RedHat IIRC, only issue was a fixed frequency monitor so you couldn't see anything until you got X windows configured perfectly. That took a weekend - thank Dave for an RS232 console port

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Re: Given its dominance on the desktop and corporate server world

> it appears to still produce useful software

Alongside Powerpoint, Onenote, Outlook, Teams and other management time sucks ?

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