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This typo sparked a Microsoft Azure outage

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Re: As for ...

What site are you on ?

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Re: Ahh but it does!

They had tests, the command to blow away the database was correctly formatted and had all the correct options and did precisely what it was supposed to do - test passed

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Re: As for ...

Everything on MS is a database, Azure is a database, teams is a database, the filesystem is a database

Fortunately databases at scale are really trivial systems to understand and manage AND Microsoft has the best database

This ain't Boeing very well: Starliner's first crewed flight canceled yet again

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Re: Pissup/brewery

You also don't have to worry about getting upto speed through dense atmosphere.

So long as you have thrust > weight you can presumably lift off as slowly and gently as you like ?

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Re: Pissup/brewery

It's a good job that never played in SA, or you know SpaceX would launch from under a swimming pool

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Re: Pissup/brewery

I think I saw the footage of the rocket landing in a hollowed out volcano. But some conspiracy nuts claim that was faked on a sound stage at Elstree

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Re: Pissup/brewery

> I have no idea why there's no film of that landing on the Moon back then instead of those grainy black & white images of a spidery little lander thingy.

Obviously the whole Saturn V wouldn't fit vertically in the sound stage

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A pure Oxygen atmosphere at 1.2 Bar. They wanted to test the leakage rate of 0.2 Bar in vacuum while on the ground so naturally just pumped it up

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Rename comimg up

If they aren't going to launch until december/january perhaps it should be renamed capricorn, or for the first flight Capricorn One ?

Raspberry Pi production rate rising to a million a month

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Re: A Bit Late Now

>And luckily for the RPi people none of the other hobby-targetting SBC manufacturers tumbled that the hardware is nothing without usable software.

Hardware is ironically cheap to develop.

There are a lots of SOCs that come with an example devkit board layout. There are lots of cheap low volume PCB makers. Software engineers, documentation, software testers etc are comparatively expensive

Meta tells staff to return to office three days a week

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Re: This is a good way to conduct stealth layoffs

> Surely those most confident[*] of getting hired elsewhere are the better staff you don't want to leave?

Obviously not a management fast-tracker

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Re: building tribal knowledge

The picturesque ceremony of the changing of the TPS report covers

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Re: This is a good way to conduct stealth layoffs

It's also better for the business. If you have redundancies it's upto idiot managers to choose who to let go, and these decisions are all based on age/race/who the manager doesn't like the look of.

By those who wfh quitting they are automatically self-selecting for the ones who are most confident they can get a job somewhere else. Since you don't want the sort of employees that other people would hire - you are automatically ahead

Malaysia goes its own Huawei, won't ban Chinese vendor from 5G network

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Carry on buying Nokia and you won't see any viking longships attacking your oil and gas operations

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Re: Its geography

>Malaysia is about as far away from the Anglosphere as its possible to get

You mean they aren't rushing to rejoin British Empire 2.0 now the UK is free of the Eu ?

US Air Force AI drone 'killed operator, attacked comms towers in simulation'

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Re: They're takin arr jerbs

Similarly the 1914 Christmas day football match that everyone gets misty-eyed over.

It was a real problem for commanders, persuading a bunch of working class conscripts (ie civilians in uniform) that they should be killing a bunch of similar German working class lads in Belgium over some Dukes having an argument in the Balkans.

IIRC the unit guilty of the football match was split up and a lot of newspaper stories about German atrocities to nuns were hurriedly invented

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Re: I'd say it's ready for Wall Street

Its a completely regulatory captured agency that covers up the crimes of its chums on Wall st while being an example of an extremist communist government oppression of the hard working free marketeers who bring prosperity to all.

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Re: What would be your free choice .... ::snip for posting space::

>Pulling the plug is still an option, and always will be.

Ed209 vibes

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Re: Earlier test

>someone frantically pulls the plug before it turned 180 degrees and fired on the military brass

Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply. .....

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They're takin arr jerbs

For decades we have been able to rely on the American Airforce for friendly fire incidents - now it's being automated away.

Watchdog calls for automatic braking to be standard in cars

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Re: This is not the solution

>Maybe with enough complaints about dang bicyclists, Maine will move to full-width roadways PLUS a proper bicycle lane.

Isn't Maine in the United States ?

They will simply ban bicycles

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Re: Cars kill about the same number as guns

>If you're shot with a legal gun it is likely you were in the process of committing a crime.

Or were a child who knocked on a neighbors door to ask for your ball back

Or opened the wrong car door in a supermarket parking lot

Or were a delivery driver who pulled into the wrong address

Or were a person or unfortunate albedo walking through a suburb with an armed security guard

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Re: Cars kill about the same number as guns

>Need a gun is a self admission that America is full of murdering arseholes and the average American doesnt trust the average American.

Shit I've just realised I need a gun.

In fact I probably need something a bit bigger, are there still all those bureaucratic hurdles to owning nukes for personal use ?

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Re: Cars kill about the same number as guns

Guns are their only defence against the dangerous Kinder Surprise

Laid-off 60-year-old Kyndryl exec says he was told IT giant wanted 'new blood'

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Re: Why not tell the truth?

>Policies that discriminate directly ... or indirectly

But it's a lot easier to justify in court.

"The salary cap for role X is now $Y" - this might discminate against older workers who are paid $2Y. But it's a lot easier to defend that this was a purely economic decision rather than we fired A,B,C for 'performance' and they happened to all be >50 and were all paid $2Y but we pretend that wasn't an issue

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Why not tell the truth?

They didn't fire him for being old, they fired him cos he was expensive and they could get cheaper young staff.

Why not just say, we're dumping all the more expensive employees?

Being well paid isn't a protected class and Wall st would love it

Software rollout failure led to Devon & Cornwall cops recording zero crime for 3 months

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Re: internationally tried and tested platform

But it's OK because we took their working system and had lots of consultants customise it for us until it no longer worked

Millions of Gigabyte PC motherboards backdoored? What's the actual score?

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Re: You missed a question.

" to the Windows \system32 folder" think a bit of root cause analysis here

Feds, you'll need a warrant for that cellphone border search

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Re: I think I get it...

they were stopping all cars on freeway between San Diego and LA. I was on a work permit and didn't have my UK passport or any other documentation with me.

Fortunately the office looked in the car and based purely on a glance was able to determine that there was no need to question any of us - I assume they have some sort of pyschic powers.

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Re: I think I get it...

>This has happened many times. Citizens have even been deported.

>Americans just THINK they have rights. LOL! They don't.

<cough> windrush <cough>

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Re: I think I get it...

> The Border Patrol also frequently pulls over motorists in "roving patrol" stops, often without any suspicion that an immigration violation has occurred.

If only 1/3 of Americans have a passport, and since you obviously can't trust birth certificates, doesn't this mean a lot of pickup truck driving white(*) American patriots will be inconveniently held in cages until their citizenship can be established ?

* - assuming most Africa-Americans can be assumed to be American, somebody probably still has the original receipt

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Re: Don't get too contented.

Wearing a loud shirt in a built up area? Loitering with intent to use a pedestrian crossing?

Airline puts international passengers on the scales pre-flight

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The wind over the wings, at take-off speed, is enough to lift a 500ton plane so a 1knot wind might provide 5tons of lift

I suppose with a windspeed measurement with 0.01knot resolution, and a perfect CFD model of the plane and all it's surroundings, and assuming perfectly laminar non-turbulent flow you could estimate the lift to the mass of a person

Pegasus-pusher NSO gets new owner keen on the commercial spyware biz

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Re: meet the new bagholder, same as the old bagholder

Although mixing the garlic and holy water with chick peas and tahini would definitely attract Israelis. Probably not kosher if you use holy water though.

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Re: I keep beating this horse...

You mean be given free government money launch aid, export-credit guarantees, allowed to bribe customers and have their friends in government threaten any country that doesn't agree to buy the product ?

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Re: meet the new bagholder, same as the old bagholder

>For others, comments start comparing NSO to Nazis.

Really rather the opposite don't you think ? NSO's expertise is in breaking other people's 'unbreakable' wireless encryption.

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Re: "The lenders are currently in a process of restructuring the shareholders."

Its more of a concern when the intelligence agency customers are restructuring journalists

Brits and Yanks join forces to make fusion magnets cool again

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Re: If you want a second unit of temperature ...

The Hilton might be appropriate for the range at which pert-ness can be measured. But at -250C we do have to use the Geordie mini-dress/T-shirt scale

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Re: Tell me again why fusion is such a good idea.

That's the advantage of killing millions of people slowly over decades - nobody cares.

It might be the selling point for the new micro fission reactors everyone is excited about. If you put one in every highschool and every day one of them blew up and killed a dozen kids we wouldn't have to do anything to stop it, just send 'thoughts and prayers'.

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Re: Tell me again why fusion is such a good idea.

To clarify, ITER will use existing Tritium stockpiles for it's fusion tests (from the UK at least before it left Euratom - hopefully that's still OK) it will generate Tritium in-situ as a test of the methods for a commercial reactor. And although the Tritium reaction only occurs with Li-6, you don't need pure Li-6. It's not like fusion where the wrong isotopes 'poison' the reaction. If you have 10% Li-6 you get 10% of the rate.

Note that 'newenergytimes' is founded by proponents of cold low-energy fusion and spends most of it's time attacking ITER. There's a lot wrong with ITER politically but that's life in multi-national multi-decade, multi-billion projectes

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Re: Deja vu ?

Interesting that their breakthrough "high temperature" SC is still 20K, there are pure metal SC at around 10K since the first discovery

We've had "High temperature" SC at 80K for 40 years, still cold enough for a Geordie to wear a coat, but at least liquid Nitrogen rather than Liquid Helium/Hydrogen.

They were considered for ITER but it was impossible to make wires and tricky to even make these kind of tapes so ITER played it safe and used conventional liquid Helium temperatures

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Re: Tell me again why fusion is such a good idea.

> Tritium is vanishingly rare and commensurately expensive and all the synthesis methods so far are even more expensive than extracting natural Tritium.

Because all the current synthesis methods are to produce vanishingly small quantities for nuclear weapons and research - that's why it costs a gadzillion $

ITER will breed Tritium in situ - almost by accident, neutrons from the magic pixies dust in the Tokomak will hit a cheap Lithium jacket and make Tritium. Extracting it is a bit tricky but they don't need the hyper-purity you need for research

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Re: If you want a second unit of temperature ...

If you are discussing temperatures of liquid Helium then perhaps Rankine ?

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Gamma Irradiation Facility (GIF)

Pronounced JIF

UK tech industry pushing up salaries – but UI devs out of luck

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Re: IT is like being a footballer, you only got so much time to get your wedge!

>but retirement is "look after number one" and screw everyone else,

That could be a good IR35 test.

Are you doing this to do a good job, benefit the company and enhance shareholder value? Then you are a hidden employee and should be paying full tax and have your ears chopped off (whatever HMRC current punishment is)

But if you claim you are just out to screw the customer out of every last penny and make as much as possible and damn the consequences = then you are behaving like a proper company and get to keep your contractor status.

Australia fines tech companies for exploiting foreign tech workers

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Re: Nobody tell the medics.

>We cannot process the skilled migration visas fast enough.

Funny how the successful economies are rushing to attract skilled workers from all over the world while the ones tettering on recession are desperately trying to reduce the number of legal immigrants.

I wonder if there is any correlation ?

>tree climbing crocadiles

Probably trying to get away from all the dangerous animals on the land and in the water

The future of digital healthcare could be a two-metre USB cable

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Re: Return of house calls?

The patients wouldn't need to move.

They would line up outside their houses and as they heard the NHS van drive past they would just wiggle/wave/twerk the afflicted limb at the medic - picture a Mexican wave of affected limbs

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Re: Emergeny Room? Free to use?

>in Oz it's called the Emergency Department or ED for short

An unfortunate medical acronym.

So if you took too many of the little blue pills to cure your ED you would go to the ED to have your E dealt with ?

Uncle Sam vows to Micron-manage China's memory chip ban

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Re: Have You No Sense Of Decency, Sir ?

Is this part if the CHIPS act? Is the USA trying to onshore the production of irony rather than rely on imports from a single small island off the coast of Europe

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