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Bus pass or bus ass? Hackers peeved about public transport claim to have reverse engineered ticket app for free rides

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Re: Free public transport in the UK?

Back in my day busses in the Soviet Republic of S Yorkshire were almost free.

They had a fare of 2p/5p because making them free was blocked by the ticket collector's union

Raspberry Pi head honcho Eben Upton talks thermals, stores and who's buying the kit

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How sucessful have they been ?

At what they were intended for - are kids really using them like we used our Speccy/CBM64/BBC Micro (rich kids)

How many kids have them? How many schools have them, and are they letting kids play with them - or are they used to make a powerpoint but using chromium and Office365 instead of windows ?

Allowlist, not whitelist. Blocklist, not blacklist. Goodbye, wtf. Microsoft scans Chromium code, lops off offensive words

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Re: This is stupid

Is SIGABORT still allowed?

Pompey boffin bags €1.3m off EU for dark matter research – shame a no-deal Brexit looks more and more likely

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Re: Dark energy

>The Prince of Wales will be in Portsmouth before the year is out.

>Then again, no catapults

Surely we can give him a catapult?

He is getting on a bit but as the last line of defence a few heirs to the throne with some schoolboy weapons is probably still better than an F35

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Re: Good for him

Grants for individual researchers are pretty safe.

The ones that require access to UK facilities/funding I would be a little more concerned about

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Have the promised matching funds been written on the side of a bus?

Enjoy the holiday weekend, America? Well-rested? Good. Supermicro server boards can be remotely hijacked

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Re: Nope.

No I'm in the illuminati, we get a newsletter about lizard people

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Unless of course that was just a trick by the Chinese MMB to distract you from this vulnerability. Which is really just there to cover up the real spyware

Devon knows how they make it so steamy: Phantom squatter of Torquay curls one out on bloke's motor

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Re: £2000...

>How does one crap on the roof of a car, without standing on it?

Yogi flying?

YouTube's radicalizing Alt-right trolls and Facebook's recruiting new language boffins

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That's really stupid.

What it should have done is shown you a video for the brands most often bought by viewers of the British facist

YouTube exists to make money for us shareholders, not to serve the needs of its customers

Ah, this should totally reassure Euro workers: They'll get Brexit EU settled status app on iPhones from October

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Re: Silly, but its fine

Is there really a shortage of British apple fanboys that we have to let foreign ones stay?

Following our huge trade deal with the USA, which will be huge and the greatest one ever , we will be able to obtain genuine San Francisco fanboys tax free

Behind time and way over budget, but the James Webb Space Telescope has finally been put together

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Re: Segmented mirrors

Hexagons but cut out of small identical normal mirrors. Each focusses it's light at the same position so you get the light gathering of a big mirror but not the image quality.

To make Keck each element is a different off-axis parabola, incrediblly difficult to make

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Esa is nothing to do with the EU so yes.

Generally though instruments are built by, and the time allocated to, institutions who invented and paid. Esa is normally just a contractor

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Re: Segmented mirrors

They were probably spherical mirrors (like an individual small telescope mirror) these are each different parabolic shapes as if you had made one vast parabolic mirror and sliced it up. It is WAY harder to build even with modern CNC machines

It was first done in the early 90s at Keck but took years and a few technology breakthroughs to eventually figure the mirror correctly. And learning how to align it perfectly took more years.

So doing this in space and having it faultlessly unfold and align perfectly a million miles away is going to be sphincter clenching (assuming they ever finish building it)

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Re: Main mirror

>Politics getting in the way?

Ah the stories I could tell of Hubble.

When it was first launched the mirror problem gave the public impression was that it was totally fscked.

In fact it was just 10x better than anything on the ground, but not 100x better

So there was a plan to take some impressive pretty pictures of pretty objects to show the public.

These were taken by a European camera and so had the ESA logo as well as the NASA logo. But the ESA logo is square, so at the same width looked larger than the NASA logo. So the publication was blocked until an agreement could be reached about the relative areas of the two logos.....

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Re: Main mirror

It was more the old old story of :

To avoid X we have to do this complicated thing Y

Complicated thing Y took too long, cost too much

Now we need to bring X in

But we are still using Y with X

That pretty much writes every el'reg story about government IT projects

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Re: Main mirror

25 years ago there was a design with a single 6.5m monolithic mirror.

It needed an Ariane5 with a special 'power bulge' nose cone.

But it was imperative that the launch be on an American rocket, hence the complex folding design. Then the cost got so high they needed european partners.....

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Main mirror

Just to be clear, the 12 segments are just an image of the partially assembled 16 segment mirror - the design hasn't changed

Army Watchkeeper drone flopped into tree because crew were gazing backwards

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Or perhaps have a law against watching television while piloting an aircraft?

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moves to shut Parliament

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Re: About Time

>On the plus side just 9 trade agreements would cover 73% of our exports.

Just 2 would do

One with the Irish and one with the other foreigners

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Re: About Time

>You have fallen prey to thinking that the UK is somehow important and indispensible to the rest of the world

And where is Europe going to get its Haggis, Scotch Eggs, Marmite and pork pies from if Britain leaves?

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Re: Hmm ...

>Incredible as it might seem, there is a Brexiter who posts on the Independent website as "CrushBercowsReichstag42".

Were the preceding 41 names already taken ?

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Re: Relax

If we must leave on 31st October, surely an obvious solution is simply to change the number of days in october?

Is Her Maj's Stationary Office in charge of calenders?

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>Perhaps her only way out of the mess which BoJo has dropped her in is to agree

She could knight him, rather clumsily

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Re: About Time

>It is therefore not going to apply EU export tariffs.

No it is going to apply whatever tariffs it wants.

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Re: About Time

>Economists for Free Trade (EFT), formerly known as Economists for Brexit, is a coalition of economists with strong ties to Brexiteer Conservative MPs

But surely that doesn't matter, economics is a science. Both the Nazis and the Soviet Academy are going to come up with the same answer to the same physics question.

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>Could you helpfully point out the parts which are biased?

It thinks Apple HW is overpriced shite

It thinks Oracle is overpriced shite with dodgy business ethics

It thinks HPE are a bunch of idiots

It is not wrong

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Re: So, to sum up. . .

Anybody know a decent global conspiracy I can join where I still eat Bacon and there is no knife action anywhere delicate?

I don't mind rolling up the odd trouser leg or wearing a lizard costume

Home Office told to stop telling EU visa porkies

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Except the airline in country A is only going to let you board if they are sure you will be welcomed in the destination country B, so the best thing to show them is your passport for B.

So if you travelling between two countries you hold passports for - you are pretty much required to enter and leave on different passports.

Obviously this doesn't apply if a couple of dozen countries somehow got together and made some sort of agreement that you could travel freely...

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Re: A few exceptions, maybe

Our wonderful PM introduced a law allowing deporting native born citizens if they had, or could obtain, some other nationality.

Obviously this would only be used for serious terrorist offences ... at first ....

But it was rather eyebrow-raising for a born again christian to introduce a law effectively allowing them to kick out all the Jews.

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>I didn't need to get German citizenship, I have a German wife, but the question of work permits and being able to carry on working after Brexit made me go on the safe side.

You are Mr Farage and I claim my £350M

Are US border cops secretly secreting GPS trackers on vehicles without a warrant? EFF lawyers want to know

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Re: Some questions...

There was a case back in the 70s where the British Communist Party (note to Americans, as a monarchy without a constitution we allow political parties we disagree with) found a bug in their HQ and destroyed it.

While the government didn't admit they had planted the bug, and at the time didn't admit that MI5 existed, they were found guilty of the intention to destroy government property.

So if you believe that the government plants illegal GPS trackers and you destroy one you are guilty. However if you are a true patriot and believe that the US government would never violate the constitution then they can't be government property and presumably you are free to destroy them

GIMP open source image editor forked to fix 'problematic' name

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Re: Divide and rule

If you don't they might go to college and matriculate, a place where they may encounter known Homo Sapiens and even thespians

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Re: Eh?

>mutt, git, grub, and there are surely many more self-deprecating names. It's a bit of a tradition

Unix itself being Multics with a couple of bits cut off

We will hack back if you tamper with our shiz, NATO declares to world's black hats

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It was probably Russian hackers, we should declare war.

Just out of curiosity, what happens when one NATO member hacks another? Not that any 5eyes count would spy on an ally...

Biz forked out $115k to tout 'Time AI' crypto at Black Hat. Now it sues organizers because hackers heckled it

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Re: Openly and fairly...

They spent $115k on getting global publicity in such august journals as el'reg.

If they can manage to spin the response into "the security solution that made the worlds best hackers furious" and "that black hats tried to ban" ... they can probably convince a few CEOs to pay

But on balance they are probably just a wunch of bankers

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My dog creates n=3 multi-dimensional output - but I'm required to pick it up.

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Re: "They missed working blockchain in, though."

What was their other package that "generated data to match the already decided conclusion" that they sold to the US military?

It seems to have been widely adopted!

Yes, TfL asked people to write down their Oyster passwords – but don't worry, they didn't inhale

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Re: OmfG, how broken?

So security would be improved by giving 10,000 ticket office staff admin access to everyone's card?

Especially since the admin password would be written on a post-it note on the screen.

This is almost a better solution

Trump attacks and appeals 'fundamentally misconceived' Twitter block decision

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>If any other politician can block people from their accounts, why not Trump?

Because he is using it to announce government policy.

Suppose he has another twitter feed that announces tariff increases, tax cuts, new bans on certain companies etc. a few days in advance - but this one is private, run by Trump and available for a mere $M donation.

He has already announced government economic statistics on his twitter ahead of official releases, so investors that follow his twitter feed have a theoretical advantage over any that don't (although possibly face higher mental health medical costs)

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Personal brand

If he ever does leave office, @theRealDonaldTrump is going to be very valuable property as an influencer.

Possibly the only profitable business venture he will have been involved with

Uncle Sam is asking Americans if they could refrain from slapping guns on their drones

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Re: Has to be a joke or Florida Man.

And ICBMs are also impossible because of the mass of armour they would need to counter the effects of the warhead they were delivering

Contractor association blasts UK.gov guidance on hated IR35 tax law's arrival in private sector

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Re: Impossibly complicated

Obviously all teachers, nurses and doctors will also become self employed 'consultants', then even with nobody paying any tax we will still be able to afford all the public services

I couldn't possibly tell you the computer's ID over the phone, I've been on A Course™

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Re: Can't say white / black

Nobody went around declaring themselves to be African-American Indigenous Large-Cat

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Re: He should be proud that of that guy

Famously during their silver medal position little war in S.E. Asia they were air freighting in American rice.

Don't know if they import military-grade sand for sand-bags in the Gulf, but wouldn't be surprised

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Re: He should be proud that of that guy

>difference between internal and external calls.

Are sure that can't be faked?

Moore's Law isn't dead, chip boffin declares – we need it to keep chugging along for the sake of AI

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Re: Oh dear.

>What most folks don't appreciate is the economics of the situation.

Which is what Moore was originally talking about.

The most cost effective number of transistors/area scales as a power law - because although each smaller generation was more expensive, the cost increase was mostly linear but the number of transistors was area.

This hasn't necessarily been true for the last generation of process steps, 7nm may always be more expensive/transistor than 12nm - but if you want to pack more performance into a smaller package to fit in a phone or put a gazziillion CUDA cores on a GPU, you will pay for it.

There once was a biz called Bitbucket, that told Mercurial to suck it. Now devs are dejected, their code soon ejected

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Re: "has ever used Visual Sourcesafe."

>I wasn't defending it as a great tool. I just said it was better than no VCS at all.

It did have an interesting repository structure

Project

Project.bak

Copy of Project.bak

Copy of Copy of Project.bak

Project.broken_don't_use

Project.YAAC_copy

Overseas investors eat the UK tech sector for Brexit: More cash flung about in 7 months than the whole of last year

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Re: @Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese

> the people in the UK, the wages in the UK, the business tax in the UK. It is here even if the owner is not.

The jobs move abroad, the wages move abroad, the profits are all made in their Cayman island subsidiary Eventually only the branding is in the UK

My MacBook Woe: I got up close and personal with city's snatch'n'dash crooks (aka some bastard stole my laptop)

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Police response

In the UK I called the local non-emergency number after my bike got nicked and basically got told off.

"Just go onto the website and get a crime number for the insurance" before they hung up

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