* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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SpaceX flings another 60 Starlink satellites into orbit in firm's heaviest payload to date

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Re: Optimism

These satelites aren't going to bother visible astronomy

Space is, as the prophet said, big.

So the solid angle blocked by one of these satelites is like a midge flying across your telescope a mile away. They are in such a low orbit they are only going to be lit up by the sun very close to sunrise/set

They are more of an annoyance to radio astronomer, blanketing the whole sky in Ku and cat pictures - but realistically doing radio astronomy from Earth in any band useful for mobile data is too late

Senior GitLab exec resigns over plan to stop hiring engineers in China and Russia

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Re: Security

Didn't he have the Hungarian phrase book ?

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Re: Security

Simple solution only hire rednecks.

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Re: Shirley...

But trickier to ensure that only female UBER sysadmins, developers and security researchers see the ride data for a female passenger - which is the case github is concerned about

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Re: "Retaliatory behavior"

By switching back to github ? Owned by that bastion of all things that are good and moral - MSFT

What's that, Skippy? A sad-faced Microsoft engineer has arrived with an axe? Skippy?

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Re: Skippy-speak

Lassie can say all that with a look

Is this paragraph from Trump or an AI bot? You decide, plus buy your own AI for $399

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Re: Trump vs RoboTrump

I propose a new Turing test.

If you can't tell the difference between a conversation with a moron and a computer - then the computer can be said to be stupid

UK Home Office: We will register thousands of deactivated firearms with no database

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Re: "no requirement of 'registration' for deactivated firearms"

And leading to the slightly bizarre requirement to get driving licenses to prove you are legally blind (at least in Ca)

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Re: "no requirement of 'registration' for deactivated firearms"

>Any metalwork teacher worth their salt could churn out sensible quantities of handguns on a small lathe or mill

Hence successive governments cracking down on O level metalwork.

Tough on industry - tough on the causes of industry

Communication, communication – and politics: Iowa saga of cuffed infosec pros reveals pentest pitfalls

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Hoodie stock image drinking game

Every takes a shot

Remember the Uber self-driving car that killed a woman crossing the street? The AI had no clue about jaywalkers

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Re: Surely

That angular resolution is the closest two points can be before merging (and only at the fovea)

This is not the same as an absolute angle measurement between the two eyes

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Re: " I guess the problem is that the moose brain cannot comprehend ..."

>Very large and self-assured, moose are.

They weigh the best part of a ton, are 12ft tall and their only predator are Orcas (seriously - moose swim between arctic islands and are eaten by killer whales)

Frankly their attitude to a fiat 500 is entirely appropriate

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Re: Surely

>The only safe course is to seriously slow down when you see a moose anywhere near the road.

Same here with deer, the problem is that their strategy to escape wolves is to suddenly switch direction across the path of the pursuer because they can turn faster.

We would have to train self-driving cars to be smarter predators than wolves - which might not have a happy ending

Cambridge boffins and Google unveil open-source OpenTitan chip – because you never know who you can trust

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Re: Applications could include...

You can verify that this will run the payloads sent to it properly - without them being modified

You don't get to choose what those "updates" do to the product this is protecting

Phew! All that competition in the US mobile industry was exhausting. Thank God for the FCC, am I right?

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Excellent news

Here in Canada we have 2 carriers because foreign competitors are banned (something about preserving our precious bodily fluids) and they compete so ruthlessly that they can't afford any of the luxurious deals available in the USA

Now we won't have to feel so jealous of them

Pro-Linux IP consortium Open Invention Network will 'pivot' to take on patent trolls

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Re: Fundamental Question

The problem with copyright is that I can take you code, change all the variable names by one letter and I have created a new work.

Copyright sees it as taking a song and changing all the notes.

Boffins don bad 1980s fashion to avoid being detected by object-recognizing AI cameras

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I remember a Judge Dredd story back in the mists of time where there was a fashion for surgery that made your face look like a smiley.

Of course this means that criminals can't be identified - so people were forced to have barcodes tattooed on their foreheads

Cubans launching sonic attacks on US embassy? Not what we're hearing, say medical boffins

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Re: Were previous medical reports wrong?

But Cuba is a terrifying military threat if you believe America's reaction to the place for the last 60 years

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Re: Were previous medical reports wrong?

Brain scans are inherently unreliable

Neural Correlates of Interspecies Perspective Taking in the Post-Mortem Atlantic Salmon

WTF? Apple iPhones shrank by more than $22bn in fiscal '19

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And this is before

The USA puts a tarrif on imported iPhones

Before China retaliates or 'suggests' to people that using an iPhone is unpatriotic

Or the EU start to look at store monopolies.

Cyber-security super-brain Rudy Giuliani forgets password, bricks iPhone, begs Apple Store staff for help

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Re: I love it when a plan comes together

I'm sure a political opponent would pick up on that and base some of campaign around it

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Re: It's incredible...

It's a true democracy.

Instead of jury service everyone will chosen get to be Whitehouse press secretary eventually.

Boffins blow hot and cold over li-ion battery that can cut leccy car recharging to '10 mins'

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Re: A reason why hugh asda/tescos/otherones is here to stay.

Remember they only need 2MW while being used - which isn't 24x7

The highpower DC fast chargers here supposedly use the battery pack from the BMW i3 as a buffer

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The infrastructure is impossible

How are you going to get oil out of rocks a mile under the north sea, transport it to land, refine it and then deliver massive quantities of highly flammable liquid to the center of London and then have the average consumer/moron safely pour it into a car.

The idea of widespread internal combustion engine use is a silly pipedream - it will never replace the horse!

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Re: A reason why hugh asda/tescos/otherones is here to stay.

They are all rushing to do that here.

Especially after they discovered that EV owners are likely to be richer than average and more willing to buy expensive/eco products than the typical arriving by bus shopper

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Re: Motorway charging

Or they could make the charging free.

The markup on food/coffee/gentlemens' special interest magazines, is way higher than on fuel.

If service station A charges 10x the home rate for electricity while station B has free charging and I have to hang around their gift shop and cafe for 30mins - who is going to make the most $$$$$

One of local supermarket chain has a free DC fast charger, guess where I now shop 2x a week ?

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Re: Don't hold your breath, though

So does the BMW i3

Euro competition chief mulls forcing tech giants to prove their actions aren't harming market

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Only American tech companies?

Bastions of moral proberty like VolksWagon or Deutsche Bank will be fine then

FYI, we're now in the timeline where Facebook decides who is and isn't a politician on its 2bn-plus-person network

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Re: Well now we know

Presumably Twitter must also have an algorithm to decide what is a political ad in order to ban it?

'Earworn Wearables' will save the day (wireless earbuds, but cool name for your D&D halfling)

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Re: Not new

Wouldn't a furry earworm be an earwig?

A massive benefit for those young hipster who don't have the same fabulously luxuriant ear fur that us oldies have.

UK ads watchdog slaps Amazon for UX dark arts after folk bought Prime subs they didn't want

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Re: Amazon 'Black Friday Deals'

>Where do you buy your bent nails from then? Do you use them for doing DIY around corners?

There are still artisan makers of specialist DIY products you can't get in big box stores

Pre-bent nails, stripped screw heads and plasterboard with hammer marks already included.

It's a great time saver for the clumsy, yet busy, diy-er

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Re: In the interests of balance

>What about the Monster Raving Loony Party?

Least accurate - given the competition in last few years they may have to rename themselves "sensible and moderate party"

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>I reported the Liberal Democrat advertisements anyway, as their very name is false advertising.

Conservative and unionist isn't looking too good either

So how well did you block fake news, Google? Facebook? Web goliaths turn in self-assessment homework to Europe

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>more surprising is that per person there were a lot more ads shown in Austria.

Austria has a bunch of "not-at-all-alt" right parties , I suspect a lot of Trump-esque clickbait ads aimed at their followers

Come on, you can't be serious: Now Australia mulls face-recog tech for p0rno site age checks

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Re: Ok that's it.

>Have you seen Westminster recently?

Even Boris didn't declare that he was above the laws of maths

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Re: Ok that's it.

Oh great, so we invent another sport and have the Aussies win every time ?

It's dangerous to go alone! Take Uncle Sam and the Netherlands: Duo join naval task force into China's backyard

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> that's over half the Navy!

No we have at least 70 admirals still here

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The South China sea is British

It's obviously named in English

If it was Chinese it would be named something unreadable and unpronouncable

Huawei with you! FCC's American Pai proposes rip-and-replace of scary Chinese comms kit

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So why doesn't this also apply to Lenovo and Motorola gear ?

Because they have millions of US shareholders or simply because they don't sound as foreign ?

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Re: Shop Local

>"Why would you want your tax dollars to be funneled to Japan so that the cops can drive Camry's?"

Value for money?

And if you are a tax-payer in Detroit should your money go to a "US" non-union plant in S. Carolina?

Should every city have their own car plant?

Running on Intel? If you want security, disable hyper-threading, says Linux kernel maintainer

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Or for deciding for you that you are building 2-3 new data centers

Will someone think of the taxpayer? UK.gov needs to stop burning billions on shoddy procurement, says Reform

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Re: I recommend Ronald Coase

His conclusion was that firms avoid the friction and administrative costs of dealing with separate suppliers for each task.

Now we work for companies where it is 10x more expensive in time and money to get an official pool car than to take an Uber. Even worse if you work for government and double if you work for military/security

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Re: Fines ?

Followed by a massive increase in paperwork and costs.

If I can get fired/fined/imprisoned for popping down to staples for a printer cartridge then I'm going to have 400page policy on terms and conditions for printer cartridge supply that only Capita can meet

And I'm going to be paying 100x as much to cover all the lawyers signing off on this

Like the Death Star on Endor, JEDI created a ton of fallout and stormy weather in cloud market

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>For over 40 years, Microsoft has delivered innovative, proven and secure technologies

Flight simulator

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Re: Legal action ?

When Bezos becomes the technology czar under some future democrat administration

We can go our own Huawei! Arm says it can flog chip blueprints to Chinese giant despite US trade embargo

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Re: Unintended Consequence

>Intel-based mobile phones?

It is winter up here, I wouldn't mind a combined phone/hand warmer

Remember that competition for non-hoodie hacker pics? Here's their best entries

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Are we still talking about wearing a suit?

I'm not Boeing anywhere near that: Coder whizz heads off jumbo-sized maintenance snafu

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There's an old saying in aviation. When the documentation weighs more than the aircraft it's ready to fly

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