* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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Doogee Wowser: The S40's a terrible smartphone, but a passable projectile

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Re: We must...

The phones would be banned unless they were attached to an assault rifle

Staffer representation on our board? LMAO! Good one, cackles Microsoft

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Re: Not a good idea

It works in Germany because the large German engineering companies are effectively nationalised. The government, IG Metal and VW get together and agree on lower wages in return for not moving production abroad and the government agrees to set interest rates to accomodate.

What was the plan for Silicon Valley? A nominal 'worker' on the board alongside the nominal women+ethnic minority or an equal voting power with the shareholders?

Not clear that well paid Amazon programmers with $M share options, poorly paid Amazon warehouse workers, original investors/VCs and banks/pension funds are all going to be exactly on the same page.

Huawei with your rural subsidies ban: Chinese comms bogeyman fires sueball at US regulator

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Because China has more to lose by losing infrastructure and consumer sales in the West than it gains by getting business at home, especially because no govt dept in China is going to buy Cisco anyway.

It wants a ruling that the US applies US law to US companies irrespective of where their parents are from.

Or more strategically, it forces the US govt to be consistent and ban all Chinese telecoms if it is going to ban Huawei. That means no Lenovo, no Motorola etc

Register Lecture: Can portable atomic clocks end UK dependence on GNSS?

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Re: Decca chains

For navigating in your home waters they are rather excellent, although a trifle heavy for carrying while mountaineering.

For dropping precision guided munitions on the fuzzy-wuzzys they are are bit limiting.

Once you have successfully negotiated with the recalcitrant natives to install your navigation beacons it seems rater bad form to then bomb them.

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Proper observance of teatime will still be important

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Re: The European Commission and Galileo

>Considering the UK Government is now run from the Kremlin

The current occupant of No 10 is an Eton and Oxford educated classicist with no obvious skills but who has mysteriously risen to power - hardly the traditional profile of a Russian spy within the British establishment

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Re: Why does the UK need GPS anyway?

If you need to take sun and star sightings it limits you to invading places with clement weather

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Re: The European Commission and Galileo

>As I recall, it was the UK who insisted that that particular bit of regulation was included.

Regulations can be changed,

That surely is the whole point of working within a sensible, democratic, efficient and technocratic organisation such as the Eu.

Neither side would retreat to childish blocking of cooperation for public point scoring or to further political gains in other areas

Larry leaves, Sergey splits: Google lads hand over Alphabet reins to Sundar Pichai

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Re: Unusual Change -- Just take a look around......

Whoever wins the next election the bosses of silicon valley are going to be dragged through years of congress hearing and inquiries - who needs that? Just appoint some other guy to do it.

Why can't passport biometrics see through my cunning disguise?

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Re: Glasses

And don't you just know that there were rounds of emails between the developer = what if they only have one eye?

And the manager = ensure the distance between eyes field is populated and non-zero

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> Dept of Work & Pensions 'fit to work' reviews?

No that's just "can they cast a shadow"?

BBC tells Conservative Party to remove edited Facebook ad featuring its reporters

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Re: Impartial????

>The most terrifying blatant anti democracy anti British anti family organisation

We still talking about the government ?

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>Cows are spherical

Cows aren't spherical they are toroidal = they have a hole through the middle

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Re: Impartial? Question Time anyone?

Who else would turn up as a Question Time audience?

If you had a genuinely representative QT audience the only question from "the member of the public" would be to all the panel and be "why don't you all fsck off?"

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I'm not fat - I'm an oblate spheroid

Go champion retires after losing to AI, Richard Nixon deepfake gives a different kind of Moon-landing speech...

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Re: Poor PR people

Zerothly would be the formal way to introduce the first point

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Beaten by a machine

I have given up on my marathon running after being beaten by a bicycle

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Re: Faking it

What happens if both sides in the meeting are doing this ?

Perhaps that's what has stopped the robot uprising - all the terminators are in all-hands meetings being updated on new leveraged synergies

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Re: Other dishonest and untrusworthy political party leaders

I think the difference is that Tricky Dicky knew he was lying

High-resolution display output or Wi-Fi: It seems you can only choose one on Raspberry Pi 4

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>'minicomputer' has a long-established meaning in the IT industry,

Computer has an even older established meaning - It means a person that performs calculations.

Perhaps we should reserve the original term "computer mecanique" for these gadgets

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Re: Why is this news?

Because it fills the el'reg mandate to entertain, inform and piss of to the pub by 1pm

If I get bad video I suspect the crappy HDMI cable

If wifi failed - I wouldn't immediately think to start debugging by dropping the display resolution

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Re: HDMI cables are often a issue

The only thing worse than HDMI cables is HDMI connectors

RISC-V business: Tech foundation moving to Switzerland because of geopolitical concerns

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Re: So obvious, why doesn't everyone do it?

>Alternatively they can just leave a note for the SWAT team that they've upped sticks and gone

The people working on it are still mostly in the USA, it is only the brass plaque that has moved to toblerone land. The list of companies involved (STM, NVIDIA, IBM) still need to stay off Uncle Sam's naughty list.

If a Chinese company wanted to use RISC it probably doesn't matter to them if the lawyer they are ignoring is a redneck or a gnome.

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Re: So obvious, why doesn't everyone do it?

Because it doesn't make any difference.

The USA can still ban the export and explain to the directors that their employers can also go on the naughty list if they don't cooperate

Of course anyone involved can explain the niceties of Swiss incorporation and international jurisdiction to the SWAT team coming through their door.

Yeah but, no, but... 'Overpaid' Boeing snaps back at NASA's watchdog

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the reduction in velocity was more than the designed value

It isn't falling that kills, it's the sudden stop at the bottom

Totally Sardonic Bank: Well, it must be, to have a TITSUP* the same week as THAT report

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Re: Why does anyone still use this bank?

Fans of "50 shades" ?

We(don't)Work: Rent-a-desk outfit cuts 2,400 staff in bid to be a functioning business

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Re: El Reg should check their building staffing

Vegetarian sausage, low fat but you do have to pick the piercings out.

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No problem they can just hire contractors to do all those jobs.

I'm assuming contract real estate professionals in markets like NY and London are very cheap.

Then you can get the cheapest slave labor cleaners and maintenance contractors - nothing says luxury business space like having a single below minimum wage illegal immigrant per building

Huawexit means Huawexit! Uncle Sam gets 300 applications to dodge ban on supplying Chinese comms beast

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Because that's how you grow an advanced tech infrastructure. Suppose we didn't license right hand drive cars outside the UK? Then we would have a giant innovative car industry exporting to Japan.

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Not just China

Imagine he next gets mad at Korea, or Germany or Japan

It looked ridiculous for europe to have its own GPS in case some future US administration decided to shut down Eu access in a trade war - now its looking like reasonable insurance.

We're so, so, sorry you're not able to get PC chips, says Intel to everyone who hasn't gone with AMD yet

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Re: Double digits!

No they count a single 8core hyper-threaded CPU as 16 parts

Half of Oracle E-Business customers open to months-old bank fraud flaw

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Re: Barn door

But with the Oracle pricing model the customer shouldn't have had any money left to lose

Questions hang over Gatwick Airport after low level drone near-miss report

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Re: Units

>I always assumed they were not magnetic bearings?

You expect a mustache wearing pilot to do sums in their head?

>For one thing, you'd have to change runway names when the poles wander around.

And there was a wailing and nashing of teeth when Heathrow changed 28L to 27L

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>describe a plane climbing so many feet per kilometer traveled

No that would be silly and confusing - You would use feet per minute

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Re: Drones

They could also ban knives and guns

IBM, Microsoft and Linux Foundation link arms to fight patent trolls with 'multimillion' scheme

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Re: so much change

Back in the SCO days we had Microsoft resellers telling our customers that they could be sued if they used our Linux product.

Brexit bad boy Arron Banks' Twitter account hacked: Private messages put online

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Re: Re:because it's exactly how these people think.

> its exactly how you would like to believe those people think

That's becoming a bit of a problem with actual quotes from a current prime minister (and president).

Video-editing upstart bares users' raunchy flicks to world+dog via leaky AWS bucket

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Re: What sort of idiot...

>Did they publish a list of users yet

Yes but only their porn name

Satellite operators' shares plummet as FCC plumps for public 5G spectrum auctions

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Re: A side-effect

What if you had private companies / evil Bond villains launching 1000s of satellites into LEO with a mesh network type system so you didn't need to track one target ?

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Re: A side-effect

Surely that's good for the poor confused consumer

Instead of trying to compare dozens of different plans from different providers they can be assured that their Brand X phone supplied by Provider X will only work with Provider X's network.

And we can ban the import of all those commie phones that might work across networks - for reasons of national security you understand

London has decent 5G availability but speeds lag behind Birmingham and Cardiff – research

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Re: network speed to locations outside their networks

When they test the 2nd handset on the network at the same time then speeds might go down

Bloodhound gang hits 1,010kph, retreats to lab to work on smashing the land speed record

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2.7M furlongs/fortnight

Anomaly-free SpaceX fires up SuperDracos, ISS astros go iFixit in orbit, and Buran turns 31

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Re: WTF? Not serviceable in 2011? After all of Hubble's Troubles?

Because just like an iPhone, making it serviceable makes it much bigger, heavier and more expensive. Parts that can be swapped while wearing a space suit aren't exactly compact.

Hubble is reckoned to have cost 3x as much to make it man serviceable (although some of that was NASA being dumb)

NASA told to get act together on commercial crew vendors as chance of US-free ISS rises

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>the idea here is to pay the development costs and then prices will tumble

Because the one thing we have learned with large military contractors is that once you have paid for the development costs the unit costs tumble.

The US Army recruits WALL-E Chris H as its next-generation bomb disposal robot

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Re: 7 Hours

Isn't the obvious solution to have a couple of infantry persons to carry its batteries?

You could even call them sergeants from the latin word for servant

Interpol: Strong encryption helps online predators. Build backdoors

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Re: So, now it's back to Think Of The Children

>"Obviously that will never happen".

Well it didn't with in the past with denouncing someone as a communist / anti-monarchist / anarchist / heretic

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Especially for interpol I imagine they could write the rules so they only need a warrant from one country.

I'm sure the USA would have no problem handing over encryption keys for an Iranian or Chinese warrant. Just like they would have no problem with chinese intelligence agency having a backdoor to the president's iPhone

HP to Xerox: Nope, your $33.5bn bid falls short of our valuation

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Re: "not in the best interests of shareholders"

>Screwing the future is not in the long term interests

It is if those shareholders intend to sell as soon as the deal goes through. Or intend to buy it with debt, take millions in fees and then let it go bust.

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