* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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British Army adopts WhatsApp for formal orders as coronavirus isolation kicks in

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Re: Is this Standard WhatsApp?

The original deployment as to take snatch landies from N.I. and paint them sand coloured while making smug statements about how their experience in Belfast meant they knew how to deal with Johhny Terrorist

But don't take my word for it, there is rather a good display at that bastion of hippie communism - the imperial war museum. The high court recently allowed group of families to sue the MoD for negligence in not equipping with the same level of armoured protection other forces had

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Re: WWZ

Or superglue applied to the nostrils - kids can't then touch anything else

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Re: Is this Standard WhatsApp?

To be fair, targeted advertising is probably better than the usual military procurement process.

"Other forces being deployed to helmand, bought actual armoured vehicles instead of civie SUVs painted green"

Looming ventilator shortage amid pandemic sparks rise of open-source DIY medical kit. Good thinking – but safe?

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Re: Apollo 13 anyone?

The real challenge for Apollo13 was having the air filter fix performed by astronauts from 51 different congressional districts and involving majority first nation, minority and veteran owned companies, while also ensuring Boeing, Grumman and Rockwell made a profit on it

America: We'll send citizens cash checks amid coronavirus financial hardship. UK: We'll offer £330bn in biz loans

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Re: 2009 called.....

> stimulating the economy or stimulating votes

There's a difference ?

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Re: Errrrrrm, am I missing something?

Yes and so the check/cheque is deposited remotely in your bank account and you sit at home in splendid isolation looking at your online balance - that does what for the economy?

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Re: Handouts for the good of the collective?

Having the government pay monopolies to produce goods that the public doesn't want to buy, and subsidising farms to over-produce food they can't sell isn't socialism - ask the USSR

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Re: Where is it coming from?

Giving a $Tn in tax cuts to billionaires helped boost the economy to it's current state to giving away $1000 to 200Million adults will only have 20% of the effect.

Could we give away another $Tn to hedge fund managers? Can we ask more of them or have they done enough ?

Microsoft frees Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 from the shackles of, er, Windows?

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Re: @Snake - Microsoft shooting itself in the foot?

>Companies had at least two decades to explore the world of a free and open source OS

And they concluded that swapping Word for Emacs+Latex, Excel for R+Fortran and Powerpoint for Ascii-art+screen wasn't really viable.

Now they are exploring swapping Office365 running on a chrome based browser running on an OS they pay for and has to be totally replaced when Redmond decides to end support - for running Office365 on a chrome based browser on a free OS with permanent support

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Re: Microsoft shooting itself in the foot?

> to explore and evaluate alternative non-proprietary software

If customers want to use a free operating system while paying Microsoft for Office365, cloud and support services I don't think any shareholders in Redmond would be upset.

In fact if Microsoft kept all the profitable service operations while axing the expensive "writing and supporting an OS" operation they would be laughing all the way to the Lamborghini dealership

How's this for a JEDI mind trick? AWS waves hand, has Uncle Sam 'reconsider' $10bn contract award to Microsoft

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Simple

They just added an extra clause to the "Do you want free shipping with a trial of Amazon Prime" screen and the DoD clicked yes

Ex-director accuses iRobot of firing him for pointing out the home-cleaner droids broke safety, govt regulations

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Re: It's easy to break regulations legally in the US

You can also label devices as meeting electrical safety standard iec60601:2016 for Europe and be out of fda compliance because the fda still specify iec60601:2014

US Congress: Spying law is flawed, open to abuse, and lacking in accountability – so let's reauthorize it

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Re: Just goes to show that

If you don't vote for the lizard, the wrong lizard might get in

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Spying law is flawed, open to abuse, and lacking in accountability

Bug / Feature,

ToMayTo / ToMahTo

Resellers facing 'months' of delays for orders to be fulfilled. IT gathers dust on docks as coronavirus-stricken China goes back to work

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Re: Hang On A Minute...

And decades before the Kobe earthquake took out the one chemical plant in the world that made the plastic that encapsulated chips.

The problem is that it's expensive to have multiple suppliers. Having a copy of your multi billion $ fab in another country and buy half your wafers/reagents/etc from the more expensive supplier.

Schermata blu di errore: Italy might be in lockdown, but the sh!tshow must go on

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Re: Language pedantry alert

Can we extend this useful discusion to other languages?

Is there an official German word for WindowsBlauScreenVonTodes ?

Does the Welsh word require an extra widescreen monitor ?

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So instead of doing something moderately useful, like showing the last line of the log, it gives you an error that is completely wrong, meaningless, irrelevant, confusing and unhelpfull?

Have they ever thought of going into marketing?

ExoMars team delays 2020 Red Planet road trip after failing to complete all necessary testing

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Re: e e

Testing parachutes before launch ?

No need old chap, we will just muddle through when we get there - that's the British way

HP Inc to Xerox: If you complete a hostile takeover, and try firing our chief exec, you will pay...

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Re: Isn't that agreement with HP...

With a new role visiting all former HP engineers who worked under Bill and David to gather their thoughts on the current state of HP management

US prez Donald Trump declares America closed to those flying in from Schengen zone over coronavirus woes

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Bail-out oil companies - the only sensible reaction to a virus

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Re: They'll see the worst of it

> Essentially the sooner they lock down the (massively) fewer cases.

Fortunately in american the immense social cohesion between the federal government and an AR15 totting, anti-vaxx population will ensure this operates with Singapore levels of efficency

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Re: Precautions...

But you also didn't hold any prayer meetings and failed to send sufficent "thoughts and prayers" to the victims

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Re: Well

But I bet they made more profit from those 5 tests than the Koreans made from 3500

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Re: Green card holders and the immediate family of US citizens get a pass.

And guns, they can just shoot the virus

White House turns to Big Tech to fix coronavirus blunders while classifying previous conversations

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Re: Oh My!

I can't answer that, it's classified

Clearview said to be chasing every mugshot taken in the US over the last 15 years to paste into its facial-recog system

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Re: We know where this is going

The difference was they were at least following instructions from the chain of command

This new system will ultimately just be a red flashing dot on their Google glass and they will shoot on reflex

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Re: Real time false positives and trigger happy policemen with guns

>"Shot because computer said he was someone he wasn't".

Police officers really shouuldn't be trusted with guns.

So we introduced the new SentryGun(tm) powered by nearly flawless AI facial recognition

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Re: We know where this is going

UK police already killed a little girl.

The police car's onboard licence plate reader (mistakenly) identified a car with an expired tag and so naturally the officer drove at 70mph through a housing estate to persue this threat to national security.

The little girl on the crossing was collateral damage

UK.gov is not sharing Brits' medical data among different agencies... but it's having a jolly good think about it

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Re: Not right now, at the moment

That is at least honest.

The normal politics is to promise they would never do something (die in a ditch, lay in front of bulldozer etc) while waiting for the opportunity to announce it

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Re: So, basically speaking . .

Never believe anything until it's been officially denied

What's inside a tech freelancer's backpack? That's right, EVERYTHING

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Re: Additional forgotten items ..

But DisplayPort is so boringly predicatable with none of the rich heritage of high-speed, super-speed, extreme-speed, ludicrous-speed (and plaid) claiming cables that makes connecting any HDMI displays such a rewarding experience

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Re: Additional forgotten items ..

Display port cable and a nail file in case you need to connect to hdmi

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Sounds like HMRC could claim they are all working for you - and so you owe employers NI contributions for everyone else

BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do?

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Re: Cynical is what an optimist calls a realist...

Programmer: The glass is half empty, maybe if I turn it upside down and back up it will refill

No joy for all you Rover McRoverface fans: NASA's next Mars bot is christened Perseverance

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Re: Perseverence Devs Engineer AI To Perfection

African or European dinner tables?

Disk stuck in the drive? Don't dilly-Dali – get IT on the case!

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Re: Droopy Anglepoise

Obviously a Watt is just kg⋅m^2⋅s^−3

Now electron-volt,that's a sensible unit of energy

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>and glue it with Pritt to another one, the two glued-together discs must therefore have a capacity of 720kb

And thus were a generation of enterprise software sales executives created

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Re: Variation on a Drying scheme

I put the keyboard in the dishwasher (sans PCB)

In these plague ridden times should probably do it again

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Re: Droopy Anglepoise

>A 60 watt bulb produced a lot of heat close up

Almost 60 Joules per second in fact

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Re: Deja Vu!

I love the smell of burning computer in the morning, smells like victory....

Australia down for scheduled maintenance: No talking to Voyager 2 for 11 months

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Re: Down Under?

Australia, the place where the mice are 2m tall and hop on giant legs while keeping their babies in a pouch? Where every spider can kill an elephant with a single bite? Where it is all desert but burns down every summer?Where there are 1000s of kms of perfect beaches but you get eaten by a shark / stabbed by a fish if you set foot in the water?

No that's a totally real place mate, defo .....

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Down Under?

Yet more NASA "spherical Earth" propaganda

Sadly, the web has brought a whole new meaning to the phrase 'nothing is true; everything is permitted'

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With another friend I have an agreed-upon "safe word".

Yes I'm currently locked out of the house because i couldn't remember my wife's birthday or our anniversary

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If this is the Matrix, I suspect I'm in a unit test

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Re: oh how things have evolved

And the packet switching / routing around failures part was invented by the GPO - experts at flaky hardware

Uncle Sam's nuke-stockpile-simulating souped-super El Capitan set to hit TWO exa-FLOPS, take crown as world's fastest machine in 2023

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Re: What exactly are we simulating?

Same thing ultimately, but more configurations and with fewer simplifying assumptions

Come kneel with us at UK's Cathedral, er, Oil Rig of the Canal: Engineering masterpiece Anderton Boat Lift

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Re: Conversion error?

New British austerity era feet are smaller

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Re: good article

But you need the lat/long to take sun sightings along the M6, how else would you navigate?

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