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Zoom's end-to-end encryption isn't actually end-to-end at all. Good thing the PM isn't using it for Cabinet calls. Oh, for f...

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Re: Let's hope someone doesn't hack ...

You have to feel sorry for the FSB/CIA/MMB agents taking down the transcript

Comrade, I have hacked the zoom feed but they seem to have some secret code....

"Wiff-waff, crikey, bit of a sticky wicket as we used to say in big skool. Well my old motto, scribi bolloxi on omnibus"

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Re: leak from home

In the current lockdown you can't expect them to leave all the secret briefings in a wine bar or the back of a cab can you ?

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Re: Bavaria

That's why all political gatherings in Munich should be held face-face, in a beerhall.

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Re: To be clear ...

>"we do not sell your data", what should we infer ?

They license it, so their customers have to keep paying

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Re: We are all overlooking one important aspect

>Of course the Russians don't need to bug the Cabinet - they've bought them.

I hope they kept the receipt

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Re: Unprecedented stupidity

I wish I could believe it was being run by evil Machiavellian geniuses - but I suspect it's just idiots all the way down

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Re: Unprecedented stupidity

Starting to hope that Trump/Boris are actually just actors distracting attention from the lizard people really running things

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Re: NZ cabinet used it too

Thank G*D, imagine if the NSA got access to NZ secrets

You're not fooling anyone on that vid-conference call: Walmart says shirt sales soaring, pants not pulled up

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Re: You missed the real question....

> Wally-world have made the whole thing up as a viral marketing ploy, could it.

A new aspirational marketing campaign ?

Nothing says business success like owning a Walmart dress shirt

Internet use up 40 per cent in San Francisco Bay Area – but you know what’s even higher? Yep, alcohol, weed use

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Re: Is this any surprise?

In the USA the odds are that the suicide (+associated fentenol death) rate due to unemployment will be higher than the Covid death rate for a large part of society.

NASA mulls restoring Saturn V to service as SLS delays and costs mount

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>My sympathies go out to all the comedians out there, you are having tough times.

I don't know, Sacha Baron Cohen's 2 new characters are doing great on both sides of the Atlantic

Who's going to pay for Britain's Aunty Beeb to carry on? Broadband users, broadcaster suggests to government

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Re: Three problems I can think of

Why should somebody without kids be forced to pay for schools?

Why should somebody in London be forced to subsidise a ferry service in the Shetlands ?

Why should somebody who doesn't enjoy rough sex with sailors be forced to fund the navy or Prince Andrew ?

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Re: The British government is now consulting...

So long as it isn't politically motivated then.

Perhaps the Labour Party could suggest decriminalisation of bank robbery to address the over-financialisation of the UK economy

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Or a best of both worlds.

Keep the fee to pay for BBC news and make "celebrity strictly come dancing in the jungle on ice" a subscription.

Then the government would be assured there was fair and unbiased reporting of their triumphs, rather than having to rely on the dailyMail and Fox news, without the taint of popularism

Talk about ill-gotten gains: Coronavirus KOs Xerox's $30bn months-long hostile takeover bid of HP Inc

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Serious question (sorry)

Why does there need to be announcements of takeovers?

HP is traded on the market, Xerox can buy all the HP shares it wants at the 'true' price - but for rules stopping it.

The rules are in place to stop shady consortiums of buyers picking up a company without anyone knowing about it, but it's not clear who this rule benefits (except protecting large corporations)

The only legitimate objection would be monopolies concerns, but the 15% rule applies even when there is no competition question

Official: Office 365 Personal, Home axed next month... and replaced by Microsoft 365 cloud subscriptions

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Re: Office 2007 has been serving me well for over 10 years

But you will be missing out on all the amazing breakthroughs in document writing and column summing made in the last decade

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Embrace and Extend

.....The upper half of the sign that now protrudes translates in the local tongue as "Go stick your head in a pig," and is lit up only for special celebrations.

Relax, breaking a website's fine-print doesn't make you a criminal hacker, says judge in US cyber-law legal row

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Re: At last, some common sense

In the UK expect to go to jail for typing in the top-level name of the website

tsunami_hacker_convicted

UK Information Commissioner OKs use of phone data to track coronavirus spread

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Re: Color me confused

>At least it would remind him where his likely offspring were begat.

Prime minister we have implemented "contact tracing".

Cue PM jumping out of window

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Re: Color me confused

>where one usually spends the night (home)

Not if one is the prime minister

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Re: More Panic Buying

>As other posters have pointed out, a mobile 'phone's location can be triangulated from nearby cell masts.

Yes and all they can track is the phone number of a bought-for-cash PAYG sim

With a smart phone they (goverment/online ad agency) can tie that phone to your facebook profile, everyone you have ever received and email from and every website you ever visited.

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Re: Bugger

>We're not going to go and cut paste measures from other places, which have completely different societies.”

Not even the laws of mathematics

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, health secretary Matt Hancock both test positive for COVID-19 coronavirus

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Re: Lets hope

>HM the Q can right the Ship of State and Restore Britannia To Glory.

The way it's going, any surviving members of Queen could do a better job than the tories

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Re: Ventilators...

>He would rather be in charge of labour and them never be in government

Isn't that true of all labour leaders ?

(Except Blair, who was really a tory leader who stood in the wrong queue at the freshers fair)

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Re: Lets hope

>I hope he's OK, because if he isn't we'll end up with Dominic fucking Raab running the show.

Dominic Raab / Chris Grayling - dream team

(at least if you eat too much cheese before bed)

Yeah, that Zoom app you're trusting with work chatter? It lives with 'vampires feeding on the blood of human data'

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Re: Back to GTM and Skype then!

The nice thing about Microsoft knowing all your intimate data is that they will just use it to market using Windows to you.

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Re: Ban hammer has begun

Look at you with your fancy "able to choose the best software for the job" superpowers

We aren't allowed VPNs because of "security".

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Ban hammer has begun

Memo just came down not to discuss any sensitive information on any sharing platform teams/whatsapp/yammer/etc

Not clear exactly how to work from home without sharing anything

Followed by a highly confidential all-hands meeting about Q1 financials on webex

Hailing frequencies open, sir... America's Space Force hurls its first military comms satellite into Earth's orbit

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Re: First Learn to Walk and Talk Tall Tales that Effectually Run and Infect and Affect All Systems*

Sir we heard the Russians/Chinese/Belgians have got amanfromMars2

We can't let a amanfromMars gap develop !

Internet samurai says he'll sell 14,700,000 IPv4 addresses worth $300m-plus, plow it all into Asia-Pacific connectivity

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Re: Translation

"Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free" .....

"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."

Samsung says it has the future of DRAM sorted after success with new EUV process

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Hand crafted artianal ram with capacity measured properly in gross of dozen bit bytes

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Doing smaller features with smaller light is simpler once you make the machine work.

Doing smaller features with bigger light (current process) involves all sorts of dark-arts trickery that will always be expensive

NASA to launch 247 petabytes of data into AWS – but forgot about eye-watering cloudy egress costs before lift-off

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Re: At that scale

Ah, I see you have the machine that goes 'ping!'.

This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

British Army adopts WhatsApp for formal orders as coronavirus isolation kicks in

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Re: Is this Standard WhatsApp?

The original deployment as to take snatch landies from N.I. and paint them sand coloured while making smug statements about how their experience in Belfast meant they knew how to deal with Johhny Terrorist

But don't take my word for it, there is rather a good display at that bastion of hippie communism - the imperial war museum. The high court recently allowed group of families to sue the MoD for negligence in not equipping with the same level of armoured protection other forces had

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Re: WWZ

Or superglue applied to the nostrils - kids can't then touch anything else

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Re: Is this Standard WhatsApp?

To be fair, targeted advertising is probably better than the usual military procurement process.

"Other forces being deployed to helmand, bought actual armoured vehicles instead of civie SUVs painted green"

Looming ventilator shortage amid pandemic sparks rise of open-source DIY medical kit. Good thinking – but safe?

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Re: Apollo 13 anyone?

The real challenge for Apollo13 was having the air filter fix performed by astronauts from 51 different congressional districts and involving majority first nation, minority and veteran owned companies, while also ensuring Boeing, Grumman and Rockwell made a profit on it

America: We'll send citizens cash checks amid coronavirus financial hardship. UK: We'll offer £330bn in biz loans

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Re: 2009 called.....

> stimulating the economy or stimulating votes

There's a difference ?

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Re: Errrrrrm, am I missing something?

Yes and so the check/cheque is deposited remotely in your bank account and you sit at home in splendid isolation looking at your online balance - that does what for the economy?

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Re: Handouts for the good of the collective?

Having the government pay monopolies to produce goods that the public doesn't want to buy, and subsidising farms to over-produce food they can't sell isn't socialism - ask the USSR

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Re: Where is it coming from?

Giving a $Tn in tax cuts to billionaires helped boost the economy to it's current state to giving away $1000 to 200Million adults will only have 20% of the effect.

Could we give away another $Tn to hedge fund managers? Can we ask more of them or have they done enough ?

Microsoft frees Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 from the shackles of, er, Windows?

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Re: @Snake - Microsoft shooting itself in the foot?

>Companies had at least two decades to explore the world of a free and open source OS

And they concluded that swapping Word for Emacs+Latex, Excel for R+Fortran and Powerpoint for Ascii-art+screen wasn't really viable.

Now they are exploring swapping Office365 running on a chrome based browser running on an OS they pay for and has to be totally replaced when Redmond decides to end support - for running Office365 on a chrome based browser on a free OS with permanent support

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Re: Microsoft shooting itself in the foot?

> to explore and evaluate alternative non-proprietary software

If customers want to use a free operating system while paying Microsoft for Office365, cloud and support services I don't think any shareholders in Redmond would be upset.

In fact if Microsoft kept all the profitable service operations while axing the expensive "writing and supporting an OS" operation they would be laughing all the way to the Lamborghini dealership

How's this for a JEDI mind trick? AWS waves hand, has Uncle Sam 'reconsider' $10bn contract award to Microsoft

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Simple

They just added an extra clause to the "Do you want free shipping with a trial of Amazon Prime" screen and the DoD clicked yes

Ex-director accuses iRobot of firing him for pointing out the home-cleaner droids broke safety, govt regulations

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Re: It's easy to break regulations legally in the US

You can also label devices as meeting electrical safety standard iec60601:2016 for Europe and be out of fda compliance because the fda still specify iec60601:2014

US Congress: Spying law is flawed, open to abuse, and lacking in accountability – so let's reauthorize it

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Re: Just goes to show that

If you don't vote for the lizard, the wrong lizard might get in

Resellers facing 'months' of delays for orders to be fulfilled. IT gathers dust on docks as coronavirus-stricken China goes back to work

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Re: Hang On A Minute...

And decades before the Kobe earthquake took out the one chemical plant in the world that made the plastic that encapsulated chips.

The problem is that it's expensive to have multiple suppliers. Having a copy of your multi billion $ fab in another country and buy half your wafers/reagents/etc from the more expensive supplier.

Schermata blu di errore: Italy might be in lockdown, but the sh!tshow must go on

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Re: Language pedantry alert

Can we extend this useful discusion to other languages?

Is there an official German word for WindowsBlauScreenVonTodes ?

Does the Welsh word require an extra widescreen monitor ?

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So instead of doing something moderately useful, like showing the last line of the log, it gives you an error that is completely wrong, meaningless, irrelevant, confusing and unhelpfull?

Have they ever thought of going into marketing?

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