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Twitter hackers busted 2FA to access accounts and then reset user passwords

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> Dublin.....And therefore very much subject to GDPR.

Well subject to Ireland's, for fecks sake don't upset any US corporations (tm), GDPR enforcement.

What is the record so far 15,000 complaints, 0 investigations ?

Nokia 5310: Retro feature phone shamelessly panders to nostalgia, but is charming enough to be forgiven

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Re: "pre-installed Facebook app"

What exactly would it be snooping?

Your social media graph, the other apps you are using, location in a store by bluetooth, websites you are visiting?

All it can snoop is your grandkids phoning on sunday

Incredible artifact – or vital component after civilization ends? Rare Nazi Enigma M4 box sells for £350,000

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Re: Right up to Nuremberg

Or that the British would put so much concentrated effort into a single focussed and well funded cryptanalysis effort compared to the German highly fragmented, paranoid, politicised approach

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Re: A fine piece of German engineering

Yes, enigma doesn't rely on obscurity.

Capturing a machine helped verify the mathematical approach to cracking it but didn't make it any less secure.

Given enough sample data and probable plaintext sections the sole weakness, that a letter can't be encrypted to itself, allows you to crack it without exploring the full key space

But the real failure, like all security systems, is that it was mainly used by idiots

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Re: A fine piece of German engineering

I think the main problem was the manufacturer being forced to put in a backdoor by GCHQ

From 'Queen of the Skies' to Queen of the Scrapheap: British Airways chops 747 fleet as folk stay at home

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British Rail customer service

Unless you complain about broken glass in your drink, then you get the full Stasi service

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Pretty though

Always thought it was one of the best looking airliners.

Beautiful industrial design from the days when the drawing board won out over CFD

The high cockpit, hump and wind dihedral are amazing

The A380, for all its efficiency, looks like Airbus hired all the redundant Fiat Multipla designers

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Re: Concorde

There is a podcast with an SR71 pilot where he describes orbiting over Cuba and being asked to change altitude by ATC.

He pointed out that he was at 60,000ft (IIRC) and asked WTF they thought might be in his way?

He then saw a concorde go by and thought of all the passengers sitting in their shirt sleeves sipping champagne while he was in a space suit sipping warm water through a straw.

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Used to fly UK->LA regularly in the 90s

Always booked Air New Zealand for their ancient 747s

No fancy entertainment but they had comfy well spaced seats in peasant class - and served a nice cup of tea with jam scones. God Bless the Empire

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But you don't fly BA for the modern, clean, well-equipped aircraft.

You fly it for the nostalgic, 1970s we're a nationalised industry with a union, customer service

US military whips out credit card for unmanned low-Earth-orbit outpost prototype (aka a repurposed ISS cargo pod)

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TLDR

We failed to make what NASA wanted in time. Fortunately we hired all these ex-USAF generals as 'advisors' and have several congressmen's sons as interns - so we got a blank DoD check to do something secret and unaccountable

NASA delays James Webb Space Telescope launch date by at least seven months

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Ironically that is sort-of what's happening with JWST

Original plan was for a 6.5M single mirror launched on an Ariane5 with a specially widened fairing.

But the Great American Space Observatory couldn't be launched on a CESM rocket

So an insanely complex folding mirror design was created which would fit on an Atlas

This design was so late and expensive they needed CESM partners who contributed in the form of a free Ariane5 launch

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Re: Hubble revisited

Hubble's mirror and a big chunk of the bus sized main body will survive rentry and you really wouldn't want it to land on you.

There was a plan to use the Shuttle to either boost it to a parking orbit or add a motor to allow a controlled rentry - but the shuttle got canned before that could happen.

Current plan is to point out that it is in an orbit which barely touches florida and so can't land on anybody imortant

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Re: hd ready

Probably Bittorrent

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Re: Maybe there are similar satellites to the JWST already in orbit.

No

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Re: 2021 a space impossibility

The telescope is named after a NASA administrator, so far it's proving a great monument to him.

It's not clear that launching it was ever the intention

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Re: RE: but none looking at the mirror

Perkin-Elmer tested the mirror, NASA accepted the suppliers reports without any of their own tests.

Famously they did a huge amount of verification of PE's testing procedue but no verification of the test

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>ensuring proper procedures and the safety of the equipment.

Well 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

On Hubble they had 50 quality engineers onsite checking PE's procedures - but none looking at the mirror

You're testing them wrong: Whiteboard coding interviews are 'anti-women psychological stress examinations'

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Do a CS degree, be careful to choose all the course options that involve no actual programming. Be the one on the team-project that never turns up and never does any work. Scrape through with a 'C' average by copying homework and just graduate.

Then apply for every advanced algorithms, we really want math PhD, C++ job.

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Pseudocode is useful if you are looking for somebody to do algorithms rather than just grind out code in language X.

I also try and avoid standard "rebalance a tree" type standard algorithms, I'm not interested in how long ago you revised from SICP - I try and find things in the work we are doing.

But not asking any write code questions at all? You would be amazed at the number of people with a CS degree that can't program fizz-buzz

Oh sure, we'll just make a tiny little change in every source file without letting anyone know. What could go wrong?

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Re: Mail Storm

Simpler just send out emails saying "you're fired".

Anyone who reads emails from HR is obviously bored and stupid

The Devil's in the details: Church of Satan forced to clarify that no unholy rituals taking place in SoCal forest

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Re: Satanism

Specifically Church of Satan polices the official separation of church and state in the USA.

So when a city puts up ten commandments or religious statues on government property they campaign to put up equal statues of Satan.

TLDR - they are atheist political campaigner good-guys (tm)

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Re: Its in California where..........

>those "known to cause cancer" signs haven't actually changed anything here in California.

Yes they have, they made things less safe.

I see the sign on the door, assuming it means you have white board cleaner or printer toner - and I realize I'm looking at a row of open anodizing baths.

It's like labelling everything in the store as poisonous and wondering why the kid drank the weed killer

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Re: Oy, less dissing of Mountain Lions, they're lovely...

So evil vicious little buggers when they feel like it then?

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Re: Satanism

Added to which, if your God is half goat you don't want to go around sacrificing animals in case he takes it personally

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Re: Its in California where..........

They have had to change the sign from "abandon hope all yee that enter here" to "hell contains substances known to cause cancer"

Bad news: Your Cisco switch is a fake and an update borked it. Good news: It wasn't designed to spy on you

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Re: Computer misuse act

So that's a government agency after presumably getting a precedent set in a court case.

Was this CISCO deliberately bricking gear by overwriting a hack, or was the boot process badly implemented?

Microsoft were sending out DCMA demands to sites hosting LibreOffice, they claimed it was a mistake - but would they be allowed to brick my PC if a Windows update detected some non-Microsoft software called xxxOffice?

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Computer misuse act

Cisco pushed an update to my kit which destroyed it - because it "allegedly" copied some CISCO IP

Did they break any laws ?

If PORSCHE decided that the "my other car is a porsche" sticker on my Fiesta violated their copyright - they aren't allowed to come round and crush it

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Re: Follow the money

How primitive, counterfeiting rice.

Civilised countries make $Bn from counterfeiting inter-bank interest rates

Twitter mass hacking: Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mike Bloomberg, Biden, Obama, more hijacked to peddle Bitcoin scam

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Re: Idiots

>Not just cashing out of your market account, but getting the money to somewhere the SEC can't touch it anywhere in the world.

Tesla is the most shorted stock in the market. There are something like $20Bn in short positions - hiding your $1M in gains from that would be trivial. Probably easier than washing the fractional bitcoin from these small "investors"

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Re: Obviously found a security hole in Twitter

Or it's Trump doing it. I hear he has some debts to pay and the NSA on speed-dial

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Idiots

You can send out fake tweets from Elon 'taking tesla private at 420' Musk, and asking for btc is the best way they can think of to make money?

At least we know we are looking for a bunch of 10year olds

Cambridge student rebuilds Polish Enigma-code-breaking box that paved the way for Turing ... and Victory!

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Re: Well done

But his contributions to computers are worthwhile.

It's just rather more difficult to pin a hit movie on the Entscheidungsproblem even if you have Keira Knightley

Trump gloats, telcos weep, and China is furious: How things stand following UK's decision to rip out Huawei

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Not sure which will be more ironic, Trump telling Boris to take a million immigrants from Hong Kong or Trump ordering Boris to ban immigrants from "China"

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Re: A sad day

Trump's statement shows that the ban is purely a political attack on China.

Trump banned, well put a 300% tariff on, Canada's competitor to the Boeing 737 - that sounds like bullying

WIPO punts Cambridge University over attempt to grab Cambridge.com

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Re: owners activities

But if they were running ads for the hogwarts language university in alabama that showed up when parents searched for Cambridge+University then they would seem to have a reasonable gripe that someone is cashing in.

There are a number of language schools here, presumably aimed at parents in Asia, named things like, "Oxford college English royal school"

UK government marks 'at least' £115m for new Brexit systems against backdrop of chequered IT project history in customs and border control

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Australian style deal means shipping all the criminals to the costa-del-sol ?

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Has Chris Grayling been put in charge yet?

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>Just assume no deal

A proper no-deal 'à la Farage' ? With no filthy foreign goods or people allowed in and a similar response from Europe? I think I could code that for 115M quid in 6 months.

Perhaps the project could called "computer says no..." ?

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Re: The positives

Do we even know the rules for visiting the eu next year?

I know exactly what I had to say when visiting the USA for a business trip under visa waiver. Is there a visa waiver scheme for the eu, is there a visa for all these lorry drivers or do they need to stop walf way across and hand the keys to an eu driver?

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Typical remoaner whining.

What about our wonderful new deal with Tristan da Cunha?

As soon as we find it on the ma we can work out where to park the lorries and then make preparations for a border post

Cornish drinkers catch a different kind of buzz as pub installs electric fence at bar

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Re: Can't abide the stuff.

Over here on the left pond I think you should get an insurance discount for manual

Only enthusiast drivers (and ex-pats) have it. So it filters out idiots driving their SUV's while drinking their starbucks, checking their phones and belting their kids.

It's impossible for the average local to steal.

Trump reveals US cyber-attack on Russian election-misdirection troll farms

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Both of them know the other isn't its friend.

But both of them also know that geo-politics lasts longer than tonight's Fox news viewer figures

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Re: Detracts from journo standards

>Or more likely *Bolton* authorized it

Yes, but Trump coloured in the circles in the 'o's

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Re: Fake News

"Milk Marketing Board"

Why do you think milk needs marketing?

You buy it, you drink it, we've been doing it for 10,000 years.

What does the MMB really do all day?

Wake up sheeple(*)

* - you can also get milk from sheep! That's proof, that is.......

Four years after swallowing Arm Holdings, SoftBank said to be mulling Brit chip biz sale

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Re: Just a thought

The monopolies people would have a heart attack

Generally IP deals for something like ARM already have clauses for this. So if Apple buys ARM, Samsung get to keep their current licenses for ever - for free. Otherwise nobody would ever buy into any platform with the risk that it could be bought by a competitor

Everyone benefits from ARM being something of an industry standard, you get cheaper tools and cheaper more experienced people than if ARM was an internal product of company X.

Ironically no. One of the problems with ARM's business model is that you have to keep the IP license cost at 0.00001$ below what it would cost customers to just invent their own instruction set or switch to something like RISC-V. Most of Apple's secret sauce is in making the SOC and it's own based-on-ARM cores. Buying ARM (even if it could) to save on the license fee wouldn't be worth it.

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Just a simple off by 1000 error

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