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2020 hasn't been all bad – a new Raspberry Pi Compute Module is here

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Re: Forgotten memories

The point of the Pi was NOT to have onboard installed os.

If you have an installed system in a classroom you have to manage it. You can't give students root so you can't have them install or modify anything, you need security, anti-virus, backup, maintenance, updates, rules and punishments for breaking them. Deterring students from doing anything not explicitly specified in the lesson.

The whole point of the Pi is to be like the 8bit micros of old. You screw up you just pop in a new image card and start again.

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Re: Still not pleasing some

> I mean do you really want semi-fast calculations and 2 monitors at the cost of higher power consumption?

For some applications yes.

For mass market embedded, you will be spinning up your own board with a carefully chosen SOC and your own software support.

This is targeted at smaller markets and places where you would otherwise use a PC. Kiosks + signage for example. Places where you need an existing OS and apps ready to run.

UK tech supply chain in dark over Brexit preparations months ahead of final heave-ho

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Unless shatnerstore is in the Eu they should have been doing this anyway.

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Re: Have you tried believing?

It's not as simple as that, you also have to; close your eyes, and tap your heels together three times

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The trouble is that they start each step of the negotiation saying that they won't agree to anything that recognises the other side's legal system

It's like the idiot with the cape saying that they refuse to be subject to the law of gravity - and then leaping off the building

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Re: Bye lads....

>You really think France doesn't have an Embassy with a consulate in Ireland?

Probably not one issuing visas to 3rd party country nationals

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Re: Bye lads....

>Were they ever going to be any other shape?

At least we won't be forced to have curvy euro pears.

They will be true British turnip-shaped pears, and will grow in the ground and taste of turnip. But we promise they will be pears.

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If you put an empty shell up to your ear, can you hear the Gove?

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Re: Bye lads....

From their website:

Do I need an ETIAS?

"As of now, it is still unclear how traveling for Britons will be arranged in a post-Brexit Europe."

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Re: Bye lads....

Even that's unclear.

You get residency in Ireland, but until you have Irish citizenship you are still a Brit as far as the eu is concerned.

Will you need a visa to go to France?

But France isn't going to have a consulate in Ireland because it's an Eu country

Will you have to travel to London to get a visa to go from Ireland to France ?

Good job all this will be sorted out before anybody makes any rash decisions to leave

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>What are businesses supposed to do

Move to Europe ?

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Battle of Britain spirit

We muddled through in 1940 using pure British spirit

In spite of having more fighters and pilots than the Germans

And less far to fly so more time on target

With a well planned radar, reporting, and control system

And deeper and better organised industry supply, recovery and maintenance chains

But mostly better mustaches

So all we need i the mustaches and we can win again

Software billionaire accused of hiding $2bn in income from IRS – potentially the largest tax scam in US history

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Re: Another poster boy for

The last few administrations have been defunding the IRS enforcement branch.

Odd really when it has a 50x payoff in the money it gets back.

Almost as if rich political donors don't want to be audited by the tax man

ps. He's back and is the poster boy for "there is no racism cos this guys rich". He did the stunt where at the graduation speech at a black university and announced he was paying off everyone's student loan. It was part of a deal he was trying to do with the IRS where he claimed that he had planned to give all the money away to charity - and it was just resting in his anonymous swiss bank account

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Idiot

Surely he should have made some political donations to insure against this sort of thing

TikTok says Trump administration ban is based on fake news about the app and its back end

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Re: Bridge for sale, cheap

And none of this would apply if you replaced TikTok with Microsoft or Cisco or Facebook or Instagram?

It seems that the Trump administration has handed the Eu boiler-plate text to ban any US internet company

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Re: TikTok tracks its users ?

Because it's a national security risk for everyone.

Anybody watching TikTok may get the false impression that cats are cute - while the government knows that cats are fundamentally evil and we must all get behind the president's cute dog policy.

After Trump, Congress, Supreme Court Justice hit out at tech giants' legal immunity, now FCC boss wants to stick his oar in, too

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Re: one sided view points

Mr Murdoch, I think your caps lock is broken - have you been overusing it ?

Elizabeth Holmes' plan to avoid her Theranos fraud trial worked out about as well as her useless blood-testing machines

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Re: Sympathy with investors is limited

The main difference is that us peasants now wouldn't be allowed to invest in Apple or Microsoft - only rich people are sophisticated enough to spot cons like Theranos

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Re: Sympathy with investors is limited

There is a difference though between being over-ambitious and a down-right con.

If in 1976 I tried to get you to invest in a circuit board that you could type things into and it would run programs and produce results you might be sceptical that this PC thing would ever catch on or that the market would justify the cost.

If it turns out that microprocessors don't exist and there is a hidden wire to a teletype in another room where a team of people are working out the sums on paper and typing the answers = that's a con.

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Re: She's got skills. Have to admit.

Will that become the standard way to avoid a fraud prosecution ? Become president.

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Re: Technology

That's not unreasonable, it's just an engineering problem = you raise money to hire people to solve it.

It's like saying building the infrastructure to make a car to run on batteries is too much for the two guys that started Tesla and so it was a scam.

What the experts did say is that blood isn't perfectly mixed so taking a 0.1ml sample to reliably test for all the diseases they claimed wasn't going to work - because that 0.1ml might contain no markers for disease X even if you have it.

I can invent a much more sensitive soil test for a mineral, but if I then claim that I can find gold anywhere in the world from a single shovel full of my back garden - it's likely a con.

To stop web giants abusing privacy, they must be prevented from respawning. Ever

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a series of food and drug laws in the United States

And created giant pharma companies that are the only ones that can afford to jump through hoops to get a drug to market

So we create a requirement that any company using the internet needs 1000 lawyers and 10,000 compliance people to meet the new laws.

Any web site needs a multi-site double blind trial before approval

Good news: Boffins have finally built room-temperature superconductors. Bad news: You'll need a laser, a diamond anvil, and a lot of pressure

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Neutron star cores are superconductors even at a temperature of a few billion degrees (temperature defn get a bit squirly in a neutron star core) however the pressure is also a little extreme

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Re: Did I miss it..

Nope its only magic while being pressed.

And we don't know what its limit magnetic field is

And it's probably really hard to make into long wires

And it probably wouldn't have the right pinch point properties to self-recover from a quench

Temperature isn't the hardest thing about superconductors. If you had all the other properties right then even liquid nitrogen "high temperature" superconductors would be practical.

UK's Cheshire Police tenders for whole new ERP system after Oracle Fusion went live with 'significant deficiency'

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Re: Enterprise Resource Planning

>For a moment I thought you were referring to two US Presidents.

That was a short running American TV show.

Two ex-presidents, fight crime. One wants to build houses for the poor disadvantageous criminals from broken homes but the other one always calls in an air strike by the end of the show.

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Enterprise Resource Planning

Reagan and Carter never needed one of them.

Just a jag, a few transits and some boys in blue with pick-axe handles

Virginia voter registration website falls over hours before deadline. The Russians? No, a broken fiber line

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Re: Britain solved this 'tech problem'

You sign a bit of paper to say it's really you and the other one wasn't and you get a provisional ballot. If the vote came down to you deciding then it probably gets a bit more complicated

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Re: Britain solved this 'tech problem'

The problem with the British system is that anybody is allowed to vote.

By adding extra security measures, like having mandatory voter registration in Latin at the top of a mountain accessible only by Range Rover one can ensure that the peasants who watch Mrs Browns Boys don't interfere with the electoral process

Contract to run .eu domain-name registry is up for grabs as Brussels tries to avoid a .co-style debacle

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Except if you do it for a business that generates almost no revenue (on the scale of internet companies) and has increasingly complex bureaucratic requirements, you end up with one incumbent who has the past experience to tick all the boxes and the 'contacts' in the bidding process - and they get to charge what they want.

See every govt IT deal

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Re: "a kind of punishment on the UK government"

In response we are banning them from using English - that'll teach the blighters.

To be slightly more serious. People who us .eu are still paying the "golf club" to use it and are likely to be pro-eu. This is rather like the WHO saying: "if the US government leaves we aren't going to accept any donations in US $"

UK govt advert encouraging re-skilling for cyber jobs implodes spectacularly

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Re: Yeah

> so they'd probably be pretty handy at getting heavy servers into the top of a rack.

Most server rooms seem to have been designed assuming that the average sysadmin is about 6" deep and can lift their legs over their head

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Re: You mean "faux outrage"?

>The art and entertainment sector makes up a significant part of the economy

Does it? When they claimed here that it was some x% of the local economy - they were including peoples cable TV bills as part of the local "arts economy"

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Re: Needs more "balance"

Slackware will boot on it. Babbage did a patch

India to build home-grown supercomputers, from the motherboards up

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Re: Two Ways

And made in an Indian Fab, with Indian designed mask-steppers using Indian glass lens, mined from Indian minerals ...etc

Programmed with an Indian operating system using Indian languages?

There is a point where developing a national capability goes down a rabbit hole of political pointlessness.

IBM Cloud catches up to AWS and Azure – at least for refunds after major availability FAILs

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It only counts downtime during 9-5, obviously you can't expect the computer to work all night

Arm has 11 months to hire 490 UK techies. Good thing there isn't a pandemic on. Or, say, Brexit

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At which point TSMC stop fabbing any parts for China manufacturers and the People's Republic are left making phones by hand carving 40um CMOS under a magnifying glass

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Do China get a say?

A Japanese hedge fund with Saudi money bails out by selling to a US company.

Unless trump gets confused by the Chinese looking guy who does Fonzie impressions

What's that, Lt Lassie? Three terrorists have fallen down a well? Strap on these AR goggles and we'll find 'em

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In another experiment

Marines have been fitted with AR goggles allowing highly trained border collies to control them from a safe position.

They run around the battlefield happily carrying heavy loads and are easily trained by offering them treats such as crayons - said the lead collie

IT Marie Kondo asks: Does this noisy PC spark joy? Alas, no. So under the desk it goes

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Re: Location location location

"ungents" = gentlemen's unguents ?

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Re: cold feet warm computer.

During a few years in sunny climes I had an office that was freezing.

As in - I'm wearing a hoody at my desk and there are palm trees outside my window - freezing.

I complained and was fobbed off with, "you Brits have probably never seen Air Conditioning before".

Tried blocking the outlet vents and fiddling with the thermostat - risky activity with university facilities people.

Later heard that my replacement had also complained and discovered all the AC airflow valves had been put in the wrong way round. the more the AC tried to warm the room the colder it got.

From the Department of WCGW: An app-controlled polycarbonate lock with no manual override/physical key

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Re: USB devices

Presumably it took 3 goes to get it the right way round?

It's in their DNA: Nobel Prize in chemistry goes to pioneers of the CRISPR gene-editing tool

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A plug for a much neglected book The Evolution Man: Or How I Ate My Father

Hard to find, but worth it

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Re: Amazing work.

>moronic, botox infested, silicon deformed bimbo

Presumably with CRISPR we could manufacture these directly? Homo-Kardashian ?

Wisepay 'outage' is actually the school meal payments biz trying to stop an intruder from stealing customer card details

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Re: "a URL manipulation attempt"

But academies are above average - so if we make all schools academies then all will be above average.

Brought to you from the dept of: "cabinet members aren't idiots so if we put Chris Grayling in the cabinet he will cease to be an idiot"

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And it means that cyber bulliesin North Korea can steal your lunch money

Disgraced cop, 55, spared prison term after admitting he abused police systems to snoop on his girlfriend's ex

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Re: I thought this was SOP for police, fire service, ambulance, council etc etc

I thought you got a junior WPC to press the keys for you because you didn't know how to work it - then claim you didn't "access the computer"

But that's only for senior ranks

It really is your last chance to see anything at Cineworld for quite some time, and this big-screen bork speaks volumes

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Re: Cinemas in their current form are an artefact of the limited availability of reels of film

>But the flip side of course is that cinema's in general have been ripping people off for decades.

The cinema gets almost none of that ticket price.

The opening weekend ( which actually means a week) ALL of the ticket price goes to the studio

In subsequent weeks the proportion going to the screen increases.

But the profit is entirely made on snacks/drinks and booking fees.

FFS FSF, you're 35 already? Hands up if you just sprouted a gray hair or felt a craving for a Werthers Original on reading that. Happy birthday, folks

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Re: Stallman's absence

IANAL but the main purpose of GPL3 isn't to prevent blobs - it was to prevent somebody taking opensource code and using it in a product but locking it in such a way that you couldn't make changes.

On the other point I agree that there should be MIT/BSD alongside GPL. Some important libraries I work on are popular because they aren't GPL and so can be used without getting corporate lawyers in a state.

But I can see the point of having a "true believer" pushing for extreme freedom - if only to drag the others along. I suspect if all open source was BSD/MIT there would be a lot of internal corporate forks and very little sharing.

Excel Hell: It's not just blame for pandemic pandemonium being spread between the sheets

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Re: Alternative?

Excel is the new access!

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